The following list of outrages, recently perpetrated in the vicinity of a
notoriously bad house near Westminster Abbey, has not appeared in any of
the daily papers:--
LORD MELBOURNE--frightfully beaten, and turned out of his house by a gang
of Peelites.
LORD JOHN RUSSELL--struck on the head by a large majority, and flung into
a quandary.
LORD COTTENHAM--tripped up by a well-known member of the swell mob, and
robbed of his seals.
MR. ROEBUCK--stripped and treated with barbarous inhumanity by a notorious
bruiser named the _Times_. The unfortunate gentleman lies to the present
moment _speechless_ from the injuries he has sustained.
LORD NORMANBY--stabbed with some sharp instrument, supposed to be Lord
Stanley's tongue.
LORD MORPETH--struck in the dark by an original idea, from the effects of
which he has not yet recovered.
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