EXPRESS FROM WINDSOR.

Last evening a most diabolical, and, it is to be regretted successful,

attempt, was made to kiss the Princess Royal. It appears that the Royal

Babe was taking an airing in the park, reclining in the arms of her

principal nurse, and accompanied by several ladies of the court, who were

amusing the noble infant by playing rattles, when a man of ferocious

appearance emerged from behind some trees, walked deliberately up to the

noble group, placed his hands on the nurse, and bent his head over the

Princess. The Honourable Miss Stanley, guessing the ruffian's intention,

earnestly implored him to kiss her instead, in which request she was

backed by all the ladies present.[1] He was not, however, to be frustrated

in the attempt, which no sooner had he accomplished, than he hurried off

amidst the suppressed screams of the ladies. The Royal Infant was

immediately carried to the palace, where her heart-rending cries attracted

the attention of her Majesty, who, on hurrying to the child, and hearing

the painful narration, would, in the burst of her maternal affection, have

kissed the infant, had not Sir J. Clarke, who was fortunately present,

prevented her so doing.

[1] This circumstance alone must at once convince every

unprejudiced person of the utter falsity of the reports

(promulgated by certain interested parties) of the disloyalty

of the Tory ladies, when we see several dames placed in the

most imminent danger, yet possessing sufficient presence of

mind to offer _lip-service_ to their sovereign.--EDITOR. _Morn.

Post_.

Dr. Locock was sent for from town, who, immediately on his arrival at

Windsor, held a conference with Sir J. Clarke, and a basin of pap was

prepared by them, which being administered to the Royal Infant, produced

the most satisfactory results.

We are prohibited from stating the measures taken for the detection of the

ruffian, lest their disclosure should frustrate the ends of justice.

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