WULFENMIMENGLASCHK
Wulfenmimenglaschk!
Fandor stared in consternation at the individual who had just entered
the apartment of Frederick-Christian II.
He was enormously fat and absurd looking. A large red nose stood out
between two little blinking eyes; a heavy moustache bushed above his
three well-defined chins. In his hand he held a soft green hat, through
the ribbon of which was stuck a feather. He wore a wide leather belt
containing cartridge cases, and the butts of two revolvers peeped out of
his pockets.
The man began once more.
"Wulfen ..."
Fandor stopped him with a movement of impatience.
"Won't you please speak French, so long as we are in France?"
For the twenty-fifth time this strange individual repeated the phrase
which apparently meant his name and added in French:
"Head of the Secret Service of the Kingdom of Hesse-Weimar and Attache
of your Majesty."
Fandor congratulated himself that the table separated them. He expected
at any moment to be shown up as an impostor. But thinking the best plan
would be to try and bluff it through he said graciously:
"Sit down, Monsieur Wulf."
"But that isn't possible."
"Yes, it is ... take that chair."
"I should never dare to," answered the police officer.
Fandor insisted.
"We desire you."
Wulf bowed to such formal instructions, murmuring:
"I do so at the order of your Majesty."
Fandor sprang up amazed.
"Does he take me for the King too? That can't be possible. The head of
the Secret Service! They must be carrying this joke out to the bitter
end. I'm hanged if I can understand it."
"What do you want?"
The man who since his entrance had not taken his eyes off Fandor, now
appeared to be considering him with the greatest admiration.
"Ah! Heaven be thanked.... My most cherished desire has come to
pass.... Your Majesty has been good enough to allow me the honor of a
personal interview."
"He must be mad," thought Fandor.
"Of course I was well acquainted with your august features....
Frederick-Christian II is popular in his kingdom ... his portrait hangs
on the walls of private houses as well as public buildings. But your
Majesty understands that portraits and the reality are often
dissimilar.... Now, although for seventeen years I have belonged to the
Secret Service of the Kingdom, I have never before had the honor of
meeting his Majesty face to face."
"So, Monsieur Wulf, you think I don't look like my portrait."
"Pardon me, Sire, that is not what I wish to say. The portrait
represents your Majesty as being taller and heavier, with a larger
moustache and fairer hair."
"In other words," said Fandor, smiling, "my portrait flatters me."
"Oh, Sire, quite the contrary, I assure you."
"Well, what do you want?"
Wulf was evidently waiting for this question. He rose from the seat and
made a careful inspection of the room, opening each door to see that no
one was outside listening. Then he returned to Fandor and whispered:
"I am here on a secret mission, Sire."
"Well, let's hear what it is."
"I am charged with two commissions, one which interests your Majesty,
the other the Kingdom. To begin with, I have come to get your reply to
the telegram in cipher which his Highness the Minister of the Interior
sent your Majesty yesterday."
"The deuce," thought Fandor, "this is getting annoying. What on earth
shall I tell him?"
Then with an air of innocence he asked:
"What telegram are you speaking of? I have received none."
"Your Majesty didn't receive it?"
"Well, you know the service is rotten in France."
"Yes," replied Wulf scornfully, "it's easy to see it's a Republic."
Fandor smiled. If he was compelled to run down his own country for once,
it wouldn't matter.
"What can you expect with the continual strikes ... however, that's not
our fault, is it, Wulf?"
"Quite true, Sire."
The Chief of the Secret Service leaned toward Fandor and whispered
mysteriously.
"I have it, Sire."
"What," inquired Fandor, with somewhat of anxiety.
"The text of the telegram."
Wulf drew out a document and was about to hand it to Fandor, but the
latter stopped him with a gesture.
"Read it to me."
"His Highness, the Minister of the Interior, begs to inform your Majesty
that since his absence a propaganda unfavorable to the throne is being
actively spread in the Court and in the town. The partisans of Prince
Gudulfin believe the occasion favorable to seize the Government."
Fandor pretended anger.
"Ah, it's Prince Gudulfin again!"
"Alas, Sire, it is always the Prince."
Fandor repressed a violent laugh.
"Is that all?"
"No, Sire. His Highness the Minister requested to know, in the name of
the Queen, when your Majesty has the intention of returning to his
Kingdom."
Fandor rose and tapping Wulf amicably on the shoulder replied:
"Tell the Queen that business of the greatest importance keeps me in
Paris, but that before long I hope to return to the Court."
Wulf looked at him without answering, and Fandor added with great
dignity:
"You can go now."
"But I have a formal order not to return to Glotzbourg without your
Majesty, and when your Majesty is ready I am at your orders. Even
to-night."
Then he added in a low tone:
"That would be a pity, for in Paris ..."
Fandor glanced quickly at him. So this fat police officer was like the
rest of the world. He, too, wanted to have his fling in Paris.
At this moment they were interrupted by the arrival of the servant
carrying a tray of cocktails. Fandor turned smilingly to Wulf.
"Have a cocktail, Wulf?"
The officer almost choked with delight. In Hesse-Weimar he would never
have imagined that his King could be so charming and simple in private
life. He made some remark to this effect and the journalist answered:
"Why not, Wulf? Hesse-Weimar and France are two different places ... we
are now in a democracy, let's be democratic." Then clinking his glass
with Wulf's he cried:
"To the health of the Republic!"
Fandor now led the conversation to the charms and seductions of Paris,
and he pictured the delights of the city in such glowing terms that
Wulf's little eyes sparkled and his purple face became even more
congested. He lost his timidity. He expressed a wish to see the
Moulin-Rouge and the Singing Fountains.
"What do you know about them?" inquired Fandor.
"Why, they speak of nothing else in Hesse-Weimar."
"You shall hear them then.... Look here, Wulf, are you married?"
"Yes, Sire."
"Then I'll bet you deceive your wife."
"Hum! I should be sorry if my wife heard you say that. For up to
now ..."
Fandor laughed.
"Oh, we Kings know everything. Even more than your Secret Service."
"That's true," cried Wulf, "absolutely true."
"Wulf, Paris is the town of charming women. I am sure they will please
you greatly. And as I have no need of your services to-morrow I will
give you your liberty."
The officer was about to break into thanks when the door opened and a
servant announced:
"Will your Majesty receive Monsieur Juve?"
"Show him in."
When the detective entered and heard Fandor addressed as His Majesty he
opened his eyes and stood staring, while Fandor himself was obliged to
stuff his handkerchief into his mouth to prevent himself from roaring
with laughter.
Juve began:
"What does this mean?..."
But Fandor quickly stepped forward.
"Monsieur Juve, let me introduce you to Monsieur Wulf. Monsieur Wulf is
the head of the Secret Service in my Kingdom of Hesse-Weimar."
Then tapping Wulf familiarly on the shoulder he added:
"He's one of the greatest detectives in the world. He was able to find
the King of Hesse-Weimar right here in this apartment.... Though he had
never seen me, he found me and recognized me!"
The officer beamed with delight at the compliment. Fandor then conducted
him to the door, whispering advice as to the best way of passing his
night in Paris.
* * * * *
Scarcely had the ridiculous Wulf disappeared when Juve seized Fandor by
the shoulder.
"Fandor! What does this mean?"
"Why, Juve, simply that I'm the King of Hesse-Weimar--of which fact you
had a proof just now."
But Juve's face was serious.
"Now, without joking, tell me what you are doing here."
When Fandor had finished his explanation Juve seized him by the hand.
"Where is the King, Fandor?"
"I have already told you. I haven't the least idea. And, furthermore, I
don't care."
"You are crazy to talk this way. What is happening is extremely
serious."
"Why?"
"Simply because a charge of murder has been brought against
Frederick-Christian."
"Very few people know it," exclaimed the journalist.
He stopped speaking suddenly. Outside the murmur of a crowd grew louder
and louder as it approached. Juve and Fandor ran to the window just in
time to receive a volley of stones which broke the glass in several
places. The two men sprang back.
"Put out the lights!" cried Juve.
Below them the avenue was black with people. After a moment they could
distinguish what they were shouting.
"Murderer! Murderer! Down with the King!"
"That surprises you, Fandor," exclaimed Juve, "but for the last
forty-eight hours I have been watching this trouble grow, and I tell
you it is going to end badly."
At the head of the mob and more daring than the others appeared a
strange individual. A long-bearded old man, dressed in white, was
endeavoring to force his way into the hotel and a fight was taking place
at the door.
"I know him," muttered Juve, "I have seen him once or twice before
trying to raise a row about this affair."
"Why it's Ouaouaoua, the Primitive Man," cried Fandor.
A squad of policemen now arrived on the scene, and without much
difficulty succeeded in dispersing the mob.
* * * * *
"Well, Juve."
"Well, Fandor."
"To tell you the truth, Juve," admitted the journalist, "I am beginning
to get a little uneasy. However, this manifestation is against
Frederick-Christian, not against me...."
Juve interrupted.
"Idiot, don't you understand what's happening? Either one of two things.
You are the King, and therefore in the opinion of the public the
murderer of Susy d'Orsel, or you are not the King, and in that case you
are an impostor, which will make it all the more likely that you will be
considered as the murderer."
"Not much," cried Fandor. "You seem to forget it was I who picked
up ..."
"Who knows that?" continued Juve. "Why, my dear fellow, think for a
moment, if the King is guilty, and even if he is not, he will be only
too glad to throw the responsibility for this tragedy upon your
shoulders.... That would let him out of it completely. The situation
could not be much worse. Suppose that this evening, to-morrow, at any
moment some one finds out that you are not the King, you will then not
only be suspected of the murder of Susy d'Orsel, but you will be accused
of having done away with the King.... Where is the King? You haven't the
least idea. Then what answer could you make?"
"The devil," murmured Fandor, suddenly growing pale. "I didn't think of
that. You are right, Juve, I am in a bad fix."
There was a moment of silence. The two men looked at one another,
troubled and anxious. Then Fandor, struck by a sudden inspiration,
seized his hat and cane.
"What are you doing?" inquired Juve.
"I ... Why I'm going to clear out."
"How?... The King's apartment is surrounded by Secret Service men....
They take good care of His Majesty.... You were forgetting that!"
"That's true," said Fandor, depressed. "So now I am actually a prisoner.
Look here, Juve, what has become of this Frederick-Christian? Haven't
you any clue to follow?"
"No."
"He can't have vanished into thin air. We must find him if it is humanly
possible."
"That's my opinion, Fandor, but I am wondering how."
And then suddenly to each of them the same thought occurred.
Fantomas!
Was it not probable that the strange crime of which Susy d'Orsel was the
victim, the mysterious disappearance of the King, might be attributed to
this enigmatic and redoubtable bandit?
It would not have been the first time that the journalist and the
detective had put forth a similar hypothesis.
Fantomas had always symbolized the very essence of crime itself.