WHO DO THEY THINK I AM?
The first faint light of dawn was filtering through the dusty windows of
the police station.
Sergeant Masson, pushing aside the game of dominoes he had been playing
with his subordinate, declared:
"I must go and see the chief."
"At his house?" demanded the other in a tone of alarm.
"Yes; after all, if I catch it for waking him that won't be so bad as
having him come here at ten."
The sergeant rose and stretched himself. He had entire charge of the
Station and was responsible for all arrests. As a rule he felt himself
equal to the task, but this time the tragedy of the Rue Monceau and the
peculiar circumstances surrounding it seemed too much of a burden to
bear alone.
Ought he to have arrested the individual now at the Station? Had he been
sufficiently tactful? What was to be done now?
"Yes, I'm going to see the chief," he repeated, "besides, I shan't be
gone long. Anything that 'he' asks for let him have, you understand?"
It was about five-thirty, and the sky threatened snow. The air was fresh
and not too cold. A few milk carts were the only vehicles in the
streets. Porters were busy brushing off the sidewalks. Paris was making
her toilette. Sergeant Masson stopped at a small house in a quiet street
and mounted to the third floor. There he hesitated. The wife of the
chief was known for her sharp temper. However, there was nothing to be
done but ring, and this he did in a timid manner.
In a few moments he heard the door-chain withdrawn, and a woman's voice
cried:
"Who is there?"
"It is I, Madame, Sergeant Masson."
"Well, what do you want?"
"The chief is wanted at the Station right away."
At these words the door opened wide and the woman stood revealed. She
was about forty, dressed in her wrapper and with her hair still in curl
papers.
"Louis must go to the Station?" she demanded.
"Yes, Madame, an arrest has been made ..."
"He must go to the Station?" she repeated in a menacing tone.
Sergeant Masson retreated to the landing. He simply nodded his head.
"But he _is_ there! He told me he was! Ah, I see how it is!... He's been
lying again. He's been running after women ... all right, he'll pay for
it when he gets home!"
The door shut with a bang and the lady disappeared.
"What an idiot I've been," muttered the discomfited sergeant. "I ought
to have known better. Of course he's not with his wife, he's with his
mistress!"
Several minutes later he reached another apartment in a neighboring
street.
This time he had no misgivings and congratulated himself upon his
professional cleverness in tracking his man down.
The same performance was gone through. A ring at the bell brought an
answer to the door.
"Who is there?" said a man's voice.
"It is I ... Sergeant Masson."
The door was opened and a young man stood in the hall. He was about
thirty and wore an undershirt and drawers.
"Well, Sergeant!"
The sergeant shrank back; he would have been glad if he could have
disappeared in the walls. The chief's secretary stood before him.
"I was ... was looking ..." he stammered.
The secretary interrupted with a smile.
"No, he's not here. In fact, we are rarely found together."
Then putting a hand on the sergeant's shoulder:
"As gentleman to gentleman, I count on your discretion."
The door shut softly and the sergeant turned sadly and went back to the
Station, pondering over the personal annoyance this general post at
night occasioned him.
He was greeted on his return by a few sharp words.
"Ah, there you are, Masson!... At last!... An event of the first
importance occurs, an amazing scandal breaks out and you desert your
post.... It's always the way if I'm not here to look after things. I
shall have to report you, you know. Where have you been?"
The speaker was a man still quite young, who wore the ribbon of the
Legion of Honor. It was the chief himself. On the way home from some
late party he had dropped into the Station out of simple curiosity.
* * * * *
Was he awake or was he dreaming?
Fandor felt stiff all over, his head was heavy and his mind a blank....
And then came a thirst, a devouring, insatiable thirst.
Where he was and how he had arrived there were things past his
comprehension.
So far as the feeble light permitted, he made out the room to contain
the furnishings of an office, and by degrees, as his mind cleared, he
recalled with a start his arrest.
He was at the police station.
But why in this particular room? The walls were hung with sporting
prints. Bookshelves, a comfortable sofa, upon which he had spent the
night, all these indicated nothing less than the private office of the
chief.
And then he recalled with what consideration he had been conducted
hither. Evidently they took him for an intimate friend of the King.
Nevertheless, he was under arrest for murder, or at least as an
accomplice to a murder.
"After all," he thought, "the truth will come to light, they'll capture
the murderer and my innocence will be established.
"Besides, didn't the King promise to see me through. Probably before
this he has already taken steps for my release."
He then decided to call out:
"Is there anyone here?"
Scarcely had Fandor spoken when a man entered, who, after a profound bow
to the journalist, drew the curtains apart.
"You are awake, Monsieur?"
Fandor was amazed. What charming manners the police had!
"Oh, yes, I'm awake, but I feel stiff all over."
"That is easily understood, and I hope you will pardon ... You see, I
didn't happen to be at the station ... and when I got here ... why, I
didn't like to wake you."
"They take me for a friend of the King of Hesse-Weimar," thought Fandor.
"You did perfectly right, Monsieur ..."
"M. Perrajas, District Commissioner of Police ... and the circumstances
being such ... the unfortunate circumstances ... I imagine it was better
that you did not return immediately to your apartment ... in fact, I
have given the necessary orders and in a few moments ... the time to get
a carriage ... I can, of course, rely upon the discretion of my men who,
besides, are ignorant of ..."
"Oh, that's all right."
Fandor replied in a non-committal tone. It would be wiser to avoid any
compromising admission. A carriage!--what carriage, doubtless the Black
Maria to take him to prison. And what did he mean by 'the discretion of
his men?'
"Well," thought Fandor, "he can count upon me. I shan't publish anything
yet. And after all, it's going to be very hard for me to prove my
innocence. Since I must rely on the King getting me out of this hole, it
would be very foolish of me to give him away."
"Besides," continued the officer, "I have had the concierge warned; she
has received the most positive orders ... and no reporter will be
allowed to get hold of ..."
The officer became confused in his explanation.
"The incidents of last night," added Fandor.
A knock at the door and Sergeant Masson entered.
"The coupe is ready."
"Very well, Sergeant."
Fandor rose and was about to put on his overcoat, but the man darted
forward and helped him on with it.
"Do you wish me to come with you, Monsieur, or would you prefer to
return alone?"
"Oh, alone, thanks, don't trouble yourself."
The door was opened wide by the polite officer and Fandor passed through
the main hall of the Station, where everyone rose and bowed. Getting
into his carriage, he was disagreeably surprised to see an individual
who appeared to be a plain clothes man sitting on the seat. In addition
a police cyclist fell in behind the carriage as escort.
"Where the devil are they going to take me?" he wondered.
To his intense surprise, they stopped ten minutes later at the Royal
Palace, the most luxurious hotel in Paris.
With infinite deference he was then conducted to the elevator and taken
to the first floor.
"Well, this lets me out," thought Fandor. "Evidently the King has sent
for me ... in a few minutes I shall be free ... what a piece of luck!"
He was shown into a sumptuous apartment and there left to his own
devices.
"Wonder what's become of Frederick-Christian," he muttered, after a wait
of twenty minutes. "It's worse than being at the dentist's."
As the room was very warm, Fandor removed his overcoat and began an
investigation of his surroundings. Upon a table lay several illustrated
papers and picking one up he seated himself comfortably in an armchair
and began to read.
Some minutes later a Major-domo entered the room with much ceremony and
silently presented him with a card. This turned out to be a menu.
"Well, they're not going to let me starve anyway," he thought, "and as
long as the King has asked me to breakfast, I'll accept his invitation."
Choosing several dishes at random, he returned the menu, and the man,
bowing deeply, inquired:
"Where shall we serve breakfast? In the boudoir?"
"Yes, in the boudoir."
The bow ended the interview and Fandor was once more left alone. But not
for long. Close upon the heels of the first, a second man entered and
handed the journalist a telegram and withdrew.
"Ah, now I shall get some explanation of all this mystery! This should
come from the King.... Has he got my name?... No!... the Duke of
Haworth ... evidently the name of the individual I am supposed to
represent."
Fandor tore open the telegram and then stared in surprise. Not one word
of it could he make out. It was in cipher!
"Why the deuce was this given to me!... what does the whole thing mean?
Is it possible they take me for...."