CHAPTER XIX.

Progress of the Russians--Buonaparte--Second Visit to

Tullanca--King Abbas Meerzâ--Reflections--Electrifying

Machine--Phantasmagoria--Ministers of the Persian Court--Mahomed

Hoosein Khan Mervee.

Ten years had elapsed since my first visit to the court of Persia, and

many changes had occurred, both in men and measures. The Russians,

within this short period, had advanced their frontier from the north

of the Caucasus to the banks of the Araxes, a space of above four

hundred miles. Buonaparte had laid his plans for chaining the bear

of Russia and the lion of Persia, with the design of harnessing them

to the his war-chariot, that he might drive in triumph over the rich

plains of India. His name was familiar to numbers in Persia, and some

few understood the character of his power. Among these was my shrewd

old friend Aga Mahomed Câsim-Wâlâ,[135] of Isfahan, who is at once a

professor, a poet, a philosopher, and a very inquisitive politician.

"This Buonaparte," said he to me one morning, when I paid him a visit

in his apartment at the college, "is a wonderful man; he wields empires

as if they were clubs. After he has settled with Turkey, he will,

unless our king shapes his policy to his liking, give Persia a knock on

the head with Russia, and then make use of both to overthrow your power

in India. Happen what will," said old Aga Mahomed, "he is a magnificent

fellow, a perfect Faringee Chenghiz Khan."[136]

I am treading on forbidden ground; I have nothing to say to politics:

if I had, this chapter might be more amusing. I could tell of French

and English schemes for harlequin-changes, which were to leave my

Persian friends no remains of barbarism but their beards! of Mahomedan

princes trained to be reformers, of the sudden introduction of the fine

arts, and of the roving tribes of Tartary and the wild mountaineers

of Fars becoming, by the proper use of a few cabalistical phrases,

disciplined regiments. These, and many similar transformations,

were meant to prove that we lived in an age when any instructed or

enlightened man might, if furnished with the necessary implements of

pen, ink, and paper, effect any given change, on any given nation, in

a few months.

This was not the first time that such experiments had been tried in

Persia; for, besides a knowledge of the civil and military arts of

Europe, efforts had been made to teach the Seffavean monarchs and

their nobles to understand the laws, institutions, and governments

of the more civilized world. The sarcastic and penetrating Gibbon,

when speaking of the attempt, observes, "Chardin says that European

travellers have diffused among the Persians some ideas of the freedom

and mildness of our governments: they have done them a very ill

office." This may be too severe; but if instruction is of a character

to diminish happiness, without furthering improvement, he would be bold

who should call it a blessing. A medicine may be excellent in itself,

yet, from the peculiar habits and constitution of the patient, it may

act as a poison. These and many similar sentences of wisdom I have now

and then uttered, when talking about the proposed sudden regeneration

of the Eastern world, but I never could obtain a hearing. My plans of

slow and almost imperceptible change, which were not confined to the

teaching half a dozen individuals, but embraced a whole people in their

operation, have been ridiculed as proving nothing but the sluggishness

of my understanding. When I have pleaded experience, I have been

accused of giving that name to prejudice; my toleration of systems out

of my power to alter, and interwoven with every feeling, habit, and

enjoyment of the communities in which they prevail, has been referred

to my narrow views; and all my pretensions to discernment and judgment

have been called in question because I have persuaded myself, and

tried to persuade others, that Asiatics, though they are not so fair

as we are, though they are of a different religion, speak a different

language, and have neither made the same advances in science nor in

civilization, are, notwithstanding these disadvantages, not altogether

destitute of good and great qualities, both of head and heart.

Liable as I am to such accusations, I must cautiously limit myself

to facts, which I know from observation, or have heard from persons

worthy of credit; but should my reader detect me in the sin of taking

a more favourable view of human nature than its merits, I shall hope

to be forgiven; while I pray that the stranger, who visits the land of

my nativity, may come to it with a mind disposed rather to dwell on

its green and fertile valleys, than upon its rugged rocks and bleak

mountains. May he find enough of sound and good feeling among its

inhabitants to make him look with indulgence on their failings and

excesses. If he quarrels with that luxury and refinement, which, by

supplying, multiply the wants of men; if he doubts the good of many of

the laws and institutions which belong to an artificial society, the

frame and workings of which the labour of a life would not enable him

to comprehend, may he contemplate it in a spirit of humility, which

rather leads him to question the correctness of his own judgment, than

to pronounce, on a superficial glance, that every thing is wrong, which

does not accord with his own habits and feelings.

When the second mission reached his court, the King of Persia was

encamped at his summer-quarters of Sooltâneah, an extensive plain,

whose elevation gives it a pleasant temperature during the hot season.

The Elchee was welcomed, on his approach to the camp, by his old friend

Nou Rôz Khan, whose personal appearance was unchanged by the ten years

which had intervened since our last meeting. His manner, as usual, was

cordial and frank; and he seemed particularly delighted to inform the

Elchee of the king's continued favour. "His majesty," said Nou Rôz

Khan, "desires me to say that he will be delighted to see you, and bids

me assure you, that if you have met with any obstacles or difficulties

on this mission,[137] they have not been occasioned by him."

The ceremonies of our approach to court, and of our visit to the king,

prince, and ministers, were exactly the same as on the first mission.

The king was, if possible, more friendly and gracious. Among other

proofs of personal favour, he insisted on bestowing a distinguished

mark of his regard on the Elchee, and the order of the Lion and Sun

(the arms of Persia) was created for that purpose.[138] The investiture

of this order took place on our visit of leave. Dresses of honour were

sent for the Elchee and his suite. When we came to the tent at the

entrance into the king's pavilion, we were met by one of the chief

ministers, and a fermân or royal mandate was read, conferring on the

Elchee the title of Khan or Lord, with the rank of Sipâh-Silâr or

General. This fermân was then placed in his hat, it being the custom

for a Persian noble, on receiving any honorary title from his king, to

wear the patent of creation in his cap when he goes to court to return

thanks. After we were seated, his majesty congratulated the Elchee on

his accession of rank. "When you came here first," he said, "you were a

Captain; you are now a General in your own country; I have made you a

Khan and Sipâh-Silâr in mine. At your next visit, which must be soon, I

shall expect you to be a Fermân-Fermâee or Ruler: but approach nearer."

The Elchee rose, and went up to the throne, on which the king was

seated; and his majesty, taking up a diamond-star, began to pin it on

the Elchee's coat. It was evidently the first time the royal hands

had been so employed. "The king"--a title by which he often speaks

of himself--"the king," said he, "does not understand this kind of

business;" and he laughed heartily at his own awkwardness. However, he

would not allow any one to help him, and having at length accomplished

the task, he again congratulated the Elchee, saying, "You are now

confirmed in my service; I can show no higher favour than this. And

that star on your breast will convince all the world of the regard in

which the king holds you."

Nothing was wanting to render this farewell audience kind and gracious.

His majesty, on our rising to take leave, expressed his hope of seeing

the Elchee again, saying, "Every second has a third;"[139] and when we

were fifty yards from the throne, and making our last bow, departing

from all usage, he exclaimed in a loud voice, to the Elchee, "Once more

may God preserve you." The courtiers looked amazed at this deviation

from established form; and the prime minister told the Elchee he ought

to value it far beyond all the honours conferred upon him.

Enough has been said of the king: it remains to speak of the

heir-apparent. I one day accompanied the Elchee to a review of some

regular infantry, to which Abbas Meerzâ had invited him, and at which

his highness commanded in person, and put the troops through all

their manoeuvres. When this review was over, he requested to see the

Elchee's escort, consisting of a select party of English dragoons,

some native cavalry from India, and a brigade of horse-artillery. He

expressed great admiration of the manner in which this small body went

through their evolutions, and said, with such models he trusted soon

to have a fine army. This hope the Elchee's answer did not encourage.

On a subsequent visit to the prince the topic was renewed; and I was

somewhat surprised to find the Elchee so little of a courtier as to

express the same sentiments to a prince, whose ears, it was evident,

had long been soothed by far different language. Abbas Meerzâ listened

with great patience, but his uneasy feelings were evident. "Why, from

what you state," he observed, with much emotion, "I shall be an old man

before I can make any progress with my present plans; and after all,

they are likely to come to nothing." The Elchee said he was bound by

his regard for his highness to speak the truth. "I am much obliged to

you," answered the prince; "you think, I perceive, that the irregular

horse of Persia are the best defence of our country; but they can never

do what regular troops and cannon can." "But they can do much that

regular troops and cannon cannot," replied the Elchee. "That is true,"

said the prince; and here ended the conversation. Neither party seemed

convinced; Abbas Meerzâ continuing firm in his resolution to follow up

his plans of improvement, and the Elchee appearing equally satisfied

that these plans were nowise suited either to the present condition of

Persia or the character of its people.

Abbas Meerzâ was, at this time, a young prince of engaging manners,

handsome in person, and gifted with quickness and discernment. Owing to

his intercourse with Europeans, he had thrown off many of those habits

of state and ceremony which are so punctiliously observed by persons

of high rank in Persia. He was now exercising his battalions, and he

rode along the lines without an attendant. After the review, seeing

the Elchee's curricle with a pair of fine Arab horses, he desired to

have a drive. It was the first carriage of the kind he had ever been

in, and he was quite delighted. As the horses trotted along the road to

Teheran, he ordered his attendants to return. "Go," said he, laughing,

"and tell my father I am on my way to his capital with the Elchee."

The curricle which had so delighted the prince was afterwards given

to the king, who was equally pleased with it; and still more with the

rapid movements and quick firing of two pieces of horse-artillery,

which were presented to him. "These," he said, "will destroy all my

enemies." The Elchee stated that what he had brought were only models,

which the ingenuity of his majesty's subjects would soon copy; and

suggested that it would be necessary to make roads for wheel carriages;

and roads, he added, if generally introduced, would be found alike

useful for pleasure, for commerce, and for war.

The wisdom which prompted this advice was lauded to the skies. Roads

were admitted to be a great and obvious improvement, at once ornamental

and profitable to Persia. Plans for making and keeping them in repair

were required and furnished. The royal mandate, the Elchee was told,

should be issued immediately: and he was much pleased at the thought

of having given rise to a measure so good, and which he considered as

preparing the way for the permanent improvement of the country. But,

aware of the difficulties likely to obstruct the plan, he begged the

minister of finance, Ameen-ood-Douleh, to confine the first attempt to

the communication between Sooltâneah, Teheran, and Tebreez; and advised

that the results of this experiment should determine the further

prosecution of the scheme.

The minister of finance, who was as remarkable for his plain manners

as for his plain sense, acknowledged the justice of this suggestion.

"But you know Persia," was his concluding significant remark; which

sufficiently informed the Elchee that his project of road-making,

however easy of execution, from the nature of the country and climate,

would share the fate of other schemes, which it was then the fashion

at the court of Persia to adopt, commence, and abandon. These highways

required labour; which labour, political economists would have told the

king, must be paid for by money, by provisions, or by the remission

of other exactions. But this information would have been of little

benefit, for I never knew a man, who, with all his good qualities,

would listen with so little patience to political economists, as the

king of kings, Fatteh Ali Shâh; for that monarch, besides the habits

and prejudices of his condition, has personally an insurmountable

objection to all measures which include disbursement.

Time may do much with my Persian friends, but we must not expect to

hurry that tardy-paced worker of miracles. We may inspire a few with

that thirst for real glory, which desires to create, not to destroy;

others may be instructed in science; but even in those whom we may

elevate above their countrymen, early habits and national prejudices

will still be too strong for us. Their speeches and their writings

may exhibit enlightened minds; but their actions will follow their

established usages and ordinary habits; and their conduct will too

often be what it was formerly. Like the lady-cat in the fable, they

will be apt to spring from the board we have spread for them, whenever

a mouse shows itself.

When the first mission was at Teheran, we found a chief there,

called Ali Mahomed Khan, who had been compelled, by some political

revolutions, to quit Cabool, and take refuge in Persia. He was a

man of rank, and had been received and treated with hospitality and

distinction by the king, who signified to the Elchee his wish, that he

should take this nobleman to India, whither he was desirous of going.

This request was the more readily complied with, as the Elchee had

found Ali Mahomed a pleasant, and apparently a sensible man. I became

very intimate with him; and when we arrived at Calcutta, I took great

pleasure in showing him that splendid capital of the British dominions

in the East. I pointed out the crowded shipping in its noble river; the

elegant streets thronged with carriages; the newly-erected palace of

its ruler; its college; the magnificent abodes of public officers and

wealthy merchants; all, in short, that could impress him with an idea

of the happy results of civilization.

Seeing my friend quite delighted with the contemplation of this rich

scene, I asked him, with some exultation, what he thought of it? "A

wonderful place to plunder!"[140] was his reply; and his eyes glistened

as he made it, with anticipated enjoyment.

I mentioned this anecdote to my Christian friend, Khojah Arratoon, our

treasurer. "Ay, ay," said the old man, "nature will come out. What you

have related verifies our Armenian proverb: they were preaching the

Gospel over the head of a wolf--'Stop!' said he; 'I see a flock of

sheep passing.'"

I do not mean, in what I have here said, to condemn national efforts

to spread knowledge, nor to deny that such endeavours may in due

season produce happy effects; but such results will be retarded,

not accelerated, by all attempts at rapid and premature changes. In

endeavouring to effect these, we are often as absurd in our admiration

of individuals, to whom a few of our own favourite lights have been

imparted, as in our condemnation of those whom we conceive to remain

in their primitive darkness. We altogether forget that it is from the

general condition of the country that the character of the population

is chiefly formed. Hereditary and undisputed succession to the throne,

though it may not diminish the frequency of foreign wars, nor prevent

the shedding of human blood, gives an internal security, which leads

to the introduction of a system that enables such a state to have

efficient and permanent civil and military establishments; and it

also gives, to a great proportion of its subjects, a valuable leisure

to pursue science and literature, which gradually lead to further

improvements in society. But in countries like Persia all government

is personal; institutions and establishments rise and fall with the

caprice of a sovereign; and supposing him steady in his objects, still

the probability is, that they prosper and die with their founder; and

while their basis is so unstable, and their duration so uncertain, they

cannot be permanently efficient or useful.

Revolutions of such a nature as we desire will work themselves into

form, when time changes men's sentiment, and ripens a nation for

them; but we too often, in the foolish pride of our knowledge, rush

towards the end, with little or no consideration about the means. In

our precocious plans, we cast the blame from that on which it ought

to rest, upon those we desire to reform. Because men continue, like

their ancestors, to live under an arbitrary monarch, and have not the

precise qualities upon which we value ourselves, we hasten to the

conclusion that they are slaves and barbarians, whom the force of habit

and prejudice alone saves from being as miserable as they are degraded.

Viewing them in this light, we waste a pity upon them which they

neither value nor understand; nor has it, if we analyze its grounds,

any just foundation. Though unacquainted with political freedom, though

superficial in science, and unlearned in Greek or Latin, they are not

without defences against injustice or despotism; and the very condition

of their society gives them, on all points affecting themselves,

their families, or friends, an intuitive quickness and clearness of

perception, which appears wonderful to men rendered dull, as it were,

by civilization. Neither are such nations deficient in those arts,

which are subservient to the subsistence, and promote the enjoyments

of man; and they are perhaps more alive than we improved beings to

those passions whence so much of our happiness and misery flow.

I have travelled much, but have found little difference in the

aggregate of human felicity. My pride and patriotism have often been

flattered by the complaints and comparisons of the discontented; but I

have never met any considerable number of a tribe or nation, who would

have exchanged their condition for that of any other people upon the

earth. When I have succeeded, as I often did, in raising admiration

and envy, by dwelling upon the advantages of the British government, I

have invariably found that these feelings vanished, when I explained

more specifically the sacrifices of personal liberty, the restraints

of the law, and the burden of taxation, by which these advantages are

purchased. It was the old story of the Arab nurse, who could not endure

England because there were no date trees; and the King of Persia, who,

though feeling all the insecurity of his own crown, could not for a

moment tolerate the thoughts of wearing that of England, which would

have reduced him to only one wife!

Such observations should have made me humble; but they did not. I

continued to value myself on my superiority; and when in Persia, was

as eager as any of our party to parade my knowledge, particularly in

science (which, by-the-bye, was my weak point), and to enjoy the wonder

which its display produced.

One of the chief means of astonishing our Persian friends, on the first

mission, was an electrifying machine, with the effects of which we

surprised and alarmed all, from majesty itself to the lowest peasant.

When it was exhibiting at Shiraz, for the gratification of Cherâgh Ali

Khan, who had come to pay the Elchee a visit, this formal minister

expressed himself satisfied with the sparks he saw elicited, and the

slight shocks which were given to others. He declined receiving one

himself, though he expressed a conviction that he was above being

startled, like those upon whom he had seen the experiment tried. This

great man, having very condescendingly taken a walk into the garden

to give his attendants an opportunity of seeing the effects of the

wonderful machine, returned while they were encircling the operator

(our doctor) and holding each other's hands in expectation of the

shock. It is, in Persia, deemed very indecorous for any one to have his

back turned when a man of rank enters the apartment; but for domestics

to behave in this manner is an almost inexpiable offence. The good

people of whom I speak were, however, in too breathless a state of

expectation to observe the approach of their lord, who, enraged by this

apparent rudeness, seized, with a most indignant air, the shoulder of

one of them, to take him to task. At this moment, whether by accident

or design has never yet been discovered, the shock was given. Each

quitted the hold of his neighbour, and started back; while Cherâgh Ali

Khan, who felt it the more from its being unexpected, staggered against

the wall, and looked the very picture of terror.

The Elchee, who had entered the room with him, could not repress

his mirth. This was the signal for all; and even the lowest of the

domestics went away tittering at what had befallen their magnificent

master, who, after a short pause, during which dignity had a struggle

with good sense, allowed the latter to gain the victory, and laughed

like others at what had occurred.

At Isfahan all were delighted with the electric machine, except one

renowned doctor and lecturer of the college, who, envious of the

popularity gained by this display of our superior science, contended

publicly, that the effects produced were moral, not physical--that

it was the mummery we practised, and the state of nervous agitation

we excited, which produced an ideal shock: but he expressed his

conviction, that a man of true firmness of mind would stand unmoved

by all we could produce out of our glass bottle, as he scoffingly

termed our machine. He was invited to the experiment, and declared his

readiness to attend at the next visit the Begler-Beg paid the Elchee.

The day appointed soon arrived. The Begler-Beg came with a numerous

retinue, and amongst others the doctor, whom we used to call "Red

Stockings," from his usually wearing scarlet hose. He was, we found,

notwithstanding his learning and reputed science, often made an object

of mirth in the circles of the great and wealthy at Isfahan, to whom

he furnished constant matter of amusement, from the pertinacity with

which he maintained his dogmas. He had nearly, we were told, lost his

life the year before, by marching up to a large buck-antelope, which

was known to be vicious, but which, according to the theory of the

philosopher, was to be overawed by the erect dignity of man, provided

he was fearlessly approached. The consequence of this experiment

was different from what the theorist expected. The wild animal very

unceremoniously butted the doctor into a deep dry ditch in the field

where he was grazing, and the learned man was confined to his bed

nearly three months, during which, he had ample time to consider the

causes of this unlooked-for event.

Though the above and similar instances might afford reason for

concluding, that Red Stockings, with all his philosophy, was not

overwise, I discovered that he maintained his ground in the first

society, by means common in Persia as in other countries. He was, in

fact, "a little of the fool,[141] and not too much of the honest." This

impression of his character, combined with his presumption, made us

less scrupulous in our preparations to render him an example for all

who might hereafter doubt the effects of our boasted electricity; and

indeed our Persian visitors seemed anxious that the effect should be

such as to satisfy the man who had dared us to the trial, that it was

physical, not moral.

The philosopher, notwithstanding various warnings, came boldly up,

took hold of the chain with both hands, planted his feet firmly, shut

his teeth, and evidently called forth all his resolution to resist

the shock. It was given; and poor Red Stockings dropt on the floor as

if he had been shot. There was a momentary alarm: but on his almost

instant recovery, and the Elchee explaining that the effect had been

increased by the determination to resist it, all gave way to one

burst of laughter. The good-natured philosopher took no offence. He

muttered something about the re-action of the feelings after being

over-strained, but admitted there was more in the glass-bottle than he

had anticipated.

As the Persians had become acquainted with electrical machines, by

their increased intercourse with Europeans, the Elchee, when on his

second mission, did not choose again to trust to one of them for

the entertainment of his friends. He purchased, therefore, for this

purpose, a large and excellent phantasmagoria, which was furnished with

numerous glasses; on these were painted spectres, with shapes monstrous

beyond what the poet's fancy ever bodied forth.

With our phantasmagoria, old and young, rich and poor, were in

raptures. The prince at Shiraz was the first person of royal blood

to whom it was exhibited, and he declared his wonder and delight at

this extraordinary invention. Persons were instructed to exhibit it to

his ladies, who, we learned, were enchanted with its effects; and his

mother,[142] an able princess, who had long exercised supreme authority

over him and the province of Fars, declaring herself gratified beyond

measure at the wonders she had seen.

What rendered the phantasmagoria more attractive, was the ingenuity

and talent of a young man from India,[143] who had charge of it.

Besides being an adept in exhibiting it, he made frames, and painted,

as occasion required, the glass he placed in them, with all kinds of

Persian figures; and part of the story told in the day was sometimes

exhibited at the Elchee's evening entertainments, which were often

attended by dignified persons, who had before withheld their presence

from regard to punctilious ceremony, but could not resist their

curiosity. Thus our phantasmagoria became an important implement of

diplomacy.

The Prince of Persia was anxious to possess this treasure, but as its

fame had preceded the mission, it was not judged politic to disappoint

the excited expectations of majesty; our magical box therefore

accompanied us, and produced equal effects at the great court assembled

at Sooltâneah, as it had at that of Shiraz.

The Elchee took particular pleasure, in the astonishment produced

by his phantasmagoria. I one day suggested that wise and grave men,

filling high stations, might expose themselves to ridicule from being

amused by such trifles, and employing them as means of amusing and

gratifying others. His quick reply was, "The man who is always wise, is

a fool! and he, above all others, is most foolish, who, entrenched in

forms and observances, neglects to use every honest means with which

human nature supplies him, to promote fair and honourable objects.

Besides," he added, "this amuses me, as much as any grown-up child

in Persia, and it is from my keen-sighted guests observing that my

enjoyment is real, that they are so much delighted. Were I to parade

my superiority, by denying myself this, and other gratifications,

which may be deemed trifling by men of measured manners, they would

also be reserved and dignified, and we should become a group of those

formalists, whom our great philosopher[144] has described, as always

using shifts and perspectives, to make superficies seem body that hath

depth and bulk."

After this answer, in which those that know him as well as I do will

discover that the Elchee had succeeded in persuading himself, that his

natural love of amusement was a valuable diplomatic quality; I, as a

true follower of a mission, found it necessary to acquiesce in his

reasoning, and must, therefore, recommend phantasmagorias, or something

similar, as of essential importance to the success of all future

embassies to Persia!

I found, on this second mission, that the duties of Hajee Ibrahim

had, at his death, been divided amongst several ministers. My old

friend, Hajee Mahomed Hoosein, who had been so kind to us on the first

mission, when he was Begler-Beg of Isfahan, was now, under the title

of Ameen-ood-Douleh,[145] at the head of the finance and revenue

department. He had risen from a low origin, that of a small shopkeeper

in Isfahan. The Persians, who delight in the wonderful, spoke of his

riches as immense, and they referred the origin of that wealth (which

enabled him to preserve the favour of the king, by satisfying his

cupidity) to his having obtained part of the royal treasure, which

was lost at Isfahan by Jaffier Khan Zend, when he fled, in the year

1785, in such confusion from that city, that not only his baggage

and treasures, but the ensigns of royalty, were plundered by its

inhabitants.

This account may have some foundation, but inquiry and observation

satisfied me, that the wealth of this sensible minister arises out of

those more honourable sources which his industry and good management

have created. Suffice it, as a proof of this fact, to state, that every

province under him is prosperous; and the city of Isfahan has more than

doubled its inhabitants, and quadrupled its manufacture of rich silk

and brocade, during the twenty years that he has been its governor.

Hajee Mahomed Hoosein[146] is a man of great simplicity of manners,

and neither has, nor pretends to, any of that wit, or brilliancy in

conversation, for which many of the Persians are so distinguished.

He is rather dull in company, and appears what he really is, a plain

man of business. A friend of mine one day breakfasting with him, was

surprised to hear him say to a poor man, who brought a pair of slippers

to sell, "Sit down my honest friend, and take your breakfast; we will

bargain about the slippers afterwards."

This admission of inferiors to their society at meals is not, however,

uncommon with men of rank in Persia. It arises out of a sense of the

sacred duties of hospitality, and out of parade, if they have not

the reality of that humility so strongly inculcated in the Koran.

Besides, their character and condition often disposes them to relax

with those beneath them, and even with menial servants, whom they

admit to a familiarity which at first view appears contradictory to

those impressions we have of their haughty character. I was one day

almost reproached by Aga Meer, on account of the difference which he

observed in our behaviour to those of our countrymen, who were below

us in condition. "You speak of your consideration for inferiors,"

said he to me, "but you keep them at a much greater distance than we

do. Is this your boasted freedom?" I told him that it was exactly

our boasted freedom, which compelled us to the conduct we observed.

"You are so classified in Persia," said I, "that you can descend

from your condition as you like; a man below you will never presume

on your familiarity so far as to think himself, for a moment, on the

same level with those, who are so entirely distinct from his class

in the community. In England we are all equal in the eye of the law,

the rights of every man are the same; the differences which exist are

merely those of fortune, which place us in the relation of master and

servant; but where there is no other distinction, we are obliged to

preserve that with care, or all forms and respects would soon be lost."

The good Meerzâ admitted that there might be some truth in what I

stated. "But yours is a strange country," he said; "I shall never quite

understand its ways and usages."

Meerzâ Sheffee,[147] who styles himself Premier, may be called the

minister of the court; he is a veteran in all its arts, intrigues, and

corruptions. Good-humoured, quick, and flexible, he has managed to

steer his crooked course through a long life, and still retains his

head and his eyes, though both have, no doubt, been often in danger.

The king is attached to him, as an old servant of the family.

Rizâ Koolee is also an old servant of the Kajir princes. He is a man of

talent; his manners are peculiarly pleasing, and he is one of the most

eloquent persons I have heard in Persia. I had not the same opportunity

of becoming intimately acquainted with this minister, as with others;

but, if common report is to be believed, he has few superiors in good

sense or good feeling. He has evinced none of that precocious ambition

which is so common with his countrymen. He is reputed to be a modest

as well as a deserving man, and the favour and fortune he has attained

have not been acquired by means which could make him enemies. By

not pressing into the front rank, he has long combined safety with

advancement.[148]

These are the principal ministers of the king; but Meerzâ Boozoorg,

who has long presided, under the title of Kâim Mekâm, over the councils

of the heir-apparent, may be said to have much more influence than

any of them in the political department. He has greater experience,

and understands the foreign interests of his country, better than any

other minister; and joins to an equal temper, a thorough knowledge of

the nature of his own situation, and the characters of those it is

his duty to serve and obey. He amused me one day, by telling me the

rule by which he had hitherto escaped, and trusted he should continue

to escape, the common fate of Persian ministers. "I never," said he,

"accumulate money or property; I have a small inheritance in land,

which has been in my family for centuries; this cannot, in accordance

with usage, be confiscated: and as to every thing else, I spend it as

I get it. This principle is known; and the king," he added, "often

laughs, and says, 'I should not gain one piastre by the death and

plunder of that extravagant fellow, Meerzâ Boozoorg.'"[149]

I must not forget in this place to mention Meerzâ Abd-ool-Wahhâb,

who has long been, and still continues, the Moonshee-ool-Memâlik, or

chief letter-writer of the state; and well he merits his eminence. I

recognised his talent for the sublime, from the difficulty I had in

discovering his meaning, amidst the clouds of tropes and metaphors

with which it is always enveloped. That, however, is the taste of his

country; and the man must have merit, who stands acknowledged to be

the first in an art, in which all Persians of liberal education strive

to excel. His character, in other respects, is that of a very sensible

and respectable man; though an old Moollâh, a friend of mind, shook his

head when I praised him, and whispered, "All you say may be true, but

he is an inveterate Soofee."

Among the acquaintances I formed at this second visit, there was

none that interested me in any degree so much as Mahomed Hoosein

Khan of Merv, from whom I heard a short but affecting account of the

vicissitudes of his eventful life. The facts he narrated exhibit so

much of Asiatic character in its best and worst lights, that they must

be acceptable to the reader. Of their correctness there can be no

doubt, being alike confirmed by the internal evidence of their truth,

the corroborating statements of contemporaries, and the high character

of the narrator of his own extraordinary adventures.

The city of Merv,[150] during the reign of the Seffavean monarchs,

was considered the most important frontier post of Persia; and in the

reign of Tâmâsp the second, its defence was intrusted to the valour of

a branch of the tribe of Kajir. As the strength of the nation decayed,

the chiefs of this tribe were left, almost unsupported, to resist the

attacks of the Tartar tribes on the Oxus, who made annual inroads upon

them. They received for some years casual aid from the Afghâns of

Cabool; but that government also fell into confusion; and Byrâm Ali

Khan, the father of Mahomed Hoosein, had for several years to contend

against that extraordinary bigot, Beggee Jân,[151] who had, by an union

of fanaticism and wisdom, consolidated the divided tribes of this part

of Tartary into one government, of which Bokhara was the capital.

The actions of Byrâm Ali, though given on the most authentic records,

appear more like a romance than a history. Suffice it here to say, he

closed, on the banks of the Oxus, a life marked by the most gallant

achievements, leaving his son the city and walls of Merv (for all its

fields were desolate), and the name and example of a father almost

worshipped by his soldiers, and as much praised when dead, as dreaded

while living, by the enemies of his country.

Mahomed Hoosein Khan, though quite a youth, defended what remained of

his inheritance with an unsubdued spirit; which obtained from every one

an acknowledgment, that the son was worthy of his renowned sire. But

all his struggles were unavailing, against the overwhelming numbers of

the Oosbegs, who at last reduced the city to such a state of famine and

distress, that its inhabitants insisted upon their chief surrendering

to a power which it was hopeless any longer to oppose. He was carried

with all his family to Bokhara. I shall give the remainder of his story

in his own words, as nearly as they can be recollected from his plain

but minute relation.

"Beggee Jân was anxious I should adopt his creed, that of a Soofee, and

abandon what he deemed the errors of the Sheäh faith. Circumstances

compelled me so far to conform, that he expected my conversion, and for

some time treated me and my family with respect, and even kindness.

"During a period of some years, having no other employment, I applied

myself to literature, and read all the histories I could find. I should

have continued to spend a contented, if not a happy life, in such

pursuits, had this tranquillity not been interrupted by the flight of

my nephew, Bâkir Khan, to the king of Persia. I was considered as the

contriver of his escape, and from that moment was looked upon as an

enemy of Beggee Jân.

"Being aware of the suspicions he entertained, I one day addressed him

in open court. I reminded him of his having sworn to treat me and mine

with kindness, and of the peculiar obligations which an oath should

impose upon a man of his sanctity. I bade him dismiss his suspicions,

and act as he had hitherto done; or confirm them by an examination of

facts, and to treat me as a criminal if he found that I had in any way

acted contrary to my word, or to that honour which belonged to me as

the chief of a tribe, and a native of Merv, whose inhabitants had ever

been celebrated for strict regard to their pledged faith.

"Seeing the manly openness of this address had an effect upon his

nobles and attendants, the old hypocrite arose from his seat, came

forward, and kissed my forehead, while he thanked me for speaking

to him as I had done, and promised to dismiss from his mind every

suspicion regarding me. He was, however, most insincere, and had no

wish but to destroy me.

"It would be tiresome," said Mahomed Hoosein, "to repeat all the

artifices Beggee Jân used, to enable him to effect this object without

loss of character. Finding, however, that I was on my guard, and that

I pursued a line of conduct which gave him no hopes of entangling

me in his toils, he determined to seize and put me to death. It was

long before I could bring myself to think that a person of his wary

character would have recourse to unjustifiable violence; nor was it

until his guards had surrounded my house, and were bursting open the

gates, that I could believe he would proceed to such extremities. My

followers, when this occurred, entreated leave to resist the attack.

'Let us at least die in warm blood,' they said. I forbade them to stir,

adding, that it was perhaps only my life he sought, and my family

and friends might be spared. At this moment the voice of Beggee Jân

was heard, exclaiming, 'Bring me the head of Mahomed Hoosein Khan.'

Satisfied of his object, I gave way to the earnest entreaties of all

around me, and fled through a small back gate of the house, accompanied

only by my nephew, Ibrahim Beg. I took this step, not so much from the

hope of saving my own life, as that my escape would prevent further

outrage to my family. It had the desired effect; for on its being

stated that I was gone, and a strict search confirming the assertion,

the troops were withdrawn, and sent with others in pursuit of one

against whom their sovereign had now become perfectly furious.

"The detail of my journeys and sufferings, from the hour of my escape,

till I found refuge in Persia, would fill volumes. I shall make it

as short as possible; for though I dwell on some parts of the scene

with pleasing recollections, there are others which I cannot think of

without horror. However, God's will be done; let his glorious name be

praised for all he does; it is not for blind mortals to complain."

After these pious ejaculations the Khan proceeded with his narration.

"I had only three friends in the town on whom I could depend. I

proceeded to the door of one, but he was asleep, and I durst not make

the noise necessary to awake him. When I came to the house of the

second, I learnt that Beggee Jân had sent for him: and the third, I was

informed by his domestics, having heard of my situation, had hastened

to the scene, in the expectation of contributing to my escape.

"Hopeless and wearied, I wandered all that night about the streets of

Bokhara, and a hundred times heard it proclaimed that ten thousand

pieces of gold should be the reward of him who brought me to Beggee Jân.

"It was towards morning when I went out of the gate of the city,

accompanied only by my nephew. We concealed ourselves in a corn field

till the evening, and then, though worn out with hunger, anxiety,

and fatigue, we took the road leading to Sheher-Sebz.[152] I was

bare-footed, and unaccustomed to walk; but my situation gave me a

power of exertion beyond what I could have believed; and after a most

distressing and dangerous journey we arrived at that city, the ruler

of which, Niyâz Ali, moved by the account of my sufferings, treated me

with kindness and distinction.

"I remained six months at Sheher-Sebz, with a heart painfully anxious

for my family; but knowing that I was pursued by the rancorous hatred

of Beggee Jân, and being satisfied that though Niyâz Ali had not

the means to defend me, he would never be so base as to give me up,

I chose to relieve him from the embarrassment my presence created.

When I intimated my intention to leave him, he expressed much regret,

as he feared that my powerful enemy might succeed in seizing me. He

suggested, as the best chance of escape, that I should go to Narbotta

Beg, the Prince of Ourat Teppah, which I accordingly did.

"Soon after my departure, Beggee Jân attacked Sheher-Sebz, and demanded

that I should be given up; but the generous Niyâz Ali concealed my

having left him, till he heard of my safe arrival at Ourat Teppah, when

he announced my flight, and the attack of his city was abandoned.

"After remaining some months at Ourat Teppah, I desired to leave

it, but the prince would not consent, until he heard that my enemy

was secretly employing agents to murder his guest. His knowledge of

the devotion of the Oosbegs to their sovereign made him have the

most serious fears for my life and his own honour, if I continued

within reach of these assassins. To save both, he had recourse to an

extraordinary expedient.

"He took my nephew and me with him on one of his hunting parties, and

privately asked me in what direction I wished to proceed. I told him

I desired to visit the court of Zemân Shâh. He immediately (without

informing any one) placed us in two large trunks, which were put on

camels and sent away as merchandise on the road towards Thibet.[153]

"After we were beyond the reach of Beggee Jân we visited many towns

in Tartary; but on our arrival at Thibet, I learnt that Abdûlla Khan,

governor of Cashmere, had rebelled, and the country was consequently

in a state of confusion. I was therefore compelled to take the road

of Bedekshan, and the mountains of Siyâh Posh,[154] dressed as a

Fakeer; and under this disguise I arrived safe at Cabool, after having

encountered a thousand distresses and dangers.

"When I arrived at this city I did not deem it prudent to reveal

myself. Zemân Shâh and his vizier were gone to Herat, and Fatteh Ali

Shâh, king of Persia, was at Meshed. I continued a poor wandering

mendicant for some time in Cabool. I often saw noblemen of high rank,

with whom I was well acquainted, without their having the slightest

recollection of their former friend. At this period I had almost died

from want of food; and my distresses were increased by my nephew being

afflicted with worms in his feet, which disabled him from walking. I

had to support him along from place to place, when I was myself sinking

with hunger and fatigue. I one day went to the house of an old friend

to ask relief, but he was not at home. His servants directed me to the

câravânserâi of Aga Mahomed of Koom. I went thither, and stopped near

the room in which was lodged Hajee Hoosein Abeer, a merchant whom I

had formerly employed and favoured. I stayed there some time, till,

mistaking me for a beggar, he bade me go away, saying he had nothing

to give me. I thought he recognized, but would not acknowledge me in

my distress, and I went away with a heavy but proud heart from the

door of a man whom, I immediately afterwards found, was at the very

time disbursing large sums on agents, whom he had sent in different

directions to ascertain my fate, in order to contribute to my relief.

"Having seated myself at some distance from the câravânserâi, a native

of Meshed passed, who had long been in my service. He no sooner cast

his eyes upon me, than he recognized his old master in spite of my

disguise, and threw himself at my feet. The moment he arose, he

hastened to the room of Hajee Hoosein Abeer, who instantly returned

with him; and after thanking God for this accidental discovery of

one to whom he owed such benefits, he begged me to accompany him to

his apartment. From that moment my sufferings were at an end. I was

provided with clothes, horses, and every thing that I required, and

proceeded towards Candahar in the character of a merchant; having

strictly enjoined those who knew me, not to disclose my name or rank.

"I thought at first of waiting at Candahar till Zemân Shâh reached that

city, and of trying what could be effected through his aid. I heard,

however, that he had proceeded from Herat to Cabool, by the upper road,

through the country of the Hazarrah.

"As I observed, from the way in which affairs were conducted that the

government of this prince had no stability, I resolved on proceeding

to the court of Teheran; but not wishing to give the court of Cabool

any just ground of offence, I wrote to the vizier Wefâ-dâr Khan, and

gave him a particular account of all that had befallen me from the

time of my escape from Bokhara till that moment. Zemân Shâh commanded

his minister to desire me to stay at Candahar until his arrival. But

I learnt the disposition of the court by the first two words of the

vizier's answer: these were, "Hookm-e-alee," or (it is) the high

command; a style of address suited only to an inferior. The instant I

read this expression I determined to leave a country where my reduced

condition made men presume to treat me with such arrogance.

"When preparing to quit Candahar, the road was shut by the advance of

the prince Mahmood, who took the city, and I was plundered of all I had

brought from Cabool, as were also the merchants with whom I associated.

I remained at that city a short time after this event; but seeing

nothing in the character of Mahmood that gave me confidence, I did

not discover myself to him, but set out as soon as I could with some

merchants, and, travelling through Seestan, arrived at the fort of Khyn

in Khorassan, where I was kindly and hospitably treated by its chief,

who was an old friend of my family. He appointed a mehmandar to see me

safe to Teheran, and sent an express to announce my arrival to the king

of Persia, who instantly invited me to his court.

"Before I arrived at Teheran, I learnt that the cruel tyrant of

Bokhara, enraged at my escape, had first imprisoned my family in

wells,[155] and afterwards put every one of them to death,[156]

upbraiding them with my having taken refuge in Persia, a country

towards which he ever entertained a spirit of the most inveterate

hostility.

"I proceeded," said the Khan, hardly able to conclude his narration,

"with a broken heart, to the capital of Persia, where the noble and

generous conduct of this king affords me all the consolation I can

receive in this world, in which I am, though apparently surrounded with

every luxury and every honour, a wretched and desolate man."

The forlorn and fugitive chief of Merv was received at the court of

Persia with every mark of regard and honour to which he would have been

entitled as lord of that once famous city and in the full zenith of his

power. The king went into mourning for his family, and every Omrah of

the Kajir tribe was ordered to pay him a visit of condolence; and even

Abbas Meerzâ was desired by his father to wait upon and console the

afflicted stranger and guest.

On the death of Hajee Ibrahim, the king is said to have desired to

raise Mahomed Hoosein Khan to the rank of prime minister, but he

declined the dangerous dignity, declaring he had made a vow never again

to enter upon affairs of state, unless an opportunity was afforded him

of wreaking his vengeance on the merciless ruler of Bokhara, by sacking

that capital.

Mahomed Hoosein Khan continues his habits of study, which, added

to the information he has acquired in his travels, renders his

conversation at once agreeable and instructive. His conduct, since he

came into Persia, has obtained him great respect from all classes.

There are some few who accuse him of intriguing, and assert, that

notwithstanding his professed vow, he secretly mixes in matters of

state: but such suspicions and accusations are probably the consequence

of his continuing to enjoy so great a share of the royal favour. His

ostensible station is that of the Nedeem, or chosen companion of the

sovereign, and as such he is almost in constant attendance upon the

king's person, whose whole conduct towards this unfortunate chief does

equal honour to his head and heart.[157]

FOOTNOTES:

[135] My old friend Câsim-Wâlâ died about five years after this

interview. Among other occupations of his latter years was that of

preparing for himself a place of interment in the Chehâr-Bâgh of

Isfahan. He built a small but handsome mausoleum, with a tomb in the

centre, for the top of which a fine marble slab was obtained from

Yezd; and he not only wrote his own epitaph on this stone, but had it

engraved, and every way finished, with the exception of the date of

his death. Near the mausoleum he made a fountain and flower garden,

with bowers and seats; and a gentleman who saw him a short time before

he died, tells me this spot became his favourite resort, where he

delighted to receive and converse with his friends and disciples.

[136] Faringee, as has been before remarked, implies European.

[137] This observation alluded to some embarrassments that had arisen

in consequence of two British envoys, one from England, and the other

India, meeting at the court of Persia.

[138] Nothing can be more curious than the fact of Mahomedan princes

creating honours of knighthood to confer distinction on Christians.

The usage commenced with the court of Constantinople, and was followed

by that of Teheran. The King of Persia created the order of the Sun

for General Gardanne, the ambassador from Buonaparte. This order was

offered to Sir Harford Jones, envoy from the King of England, but was

declined on account of the circumstances attending its origin. It was

subsequently pressed upon the acceptance of the Elchee, but he deemed

it proper to follow the example of the envoy of the King of England.

The King of Persia determined, however, as he said, that his first

European friend should wear an order of his creation, and instituted

that of the Lion and Sun, which have been from very ancient times the

arms of Persia.

[139] The number three is deemed fortunate in Persia as elsewhere.

[140] "Ajeb jâhee berâee chappau!" literally, a wonderful place for a

foray!

[141] "_Poco di matto_" is deemed by the Italians an essential quality

in a great man's companion.

[142] This remarkable lady, who for a long period might be said to

govern Fars, died three years ago of the cholera.

[143] Mr. Sundt, an Anglo-Indian.

[144] Bacon.

[145] This title means, the security of the state.

[146] This minister died three years ago.

[147] This minister is dead since the journal was written from which

this is taken.

[148] Since this journal was written he fell into disgrace and died,

after being some time minister to the Prince Regent of Fars.

[149] This old and able minister died lately of the cholera.

[150] Merv is the ancient Antiochia Margiana. It was founded by

Alexander and became the capital of one of his successors, Antiochus

Nicator.

[151] For an account of this remarkable ruler, see History of Persia,

vol. ii. p. 243.

[152] Sheher-Sebz means the Verdant City, a name given by Timoor to the

ancient city of Kesh, which was the place of his birth. It lies about

130 miles direct east of Bokhara.

[153] Hajee Mahomed Hoosein Khan has written an account of this

extraordinary journey, and of the countries he passed through.

[154] For an account of this remarkable people, see Elphinstone's

Cabool.

[155] Imprisonment in dry wells is very common in some parts of Tartary.

[156] Thirty-eight persons were put to death, of whom eleven were sons,

brothers, and nephews.

Such of the women of his family as were not killed were given away to

persons of inferior condition; a brutal and degrading usage practised

in Persia, as well as Tartary, in cases where it is desired to disgrace

as well as punish men of high rank.

[157] Mahomed Hoosein Khan of Merv has finished his earthly career

since this was written.

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