CHAPTER VIII

THE LITERATURE OF THE LATER HIGHWAYMEN

Since Smith and Johnson's days, the literature of the highwaymen

has declined in quality and increased in output. The history of

the highwaymen has never been reconsidered or restated since they

flourished, and no one has ever attempted to extend it from 1742. Not

even Turpin appears in Johnson's folio, published three years earlier

than that "hero's" execution at York: an omission which seems amply to

prove that Turpin's contemporaries did not consider him a particularly

interesting or notable person.

Yet, although nothing has been done to tell the story of the highwaymen

who flourished numerously long after Smith and Johnson had completed

their works, there is an abundance of materials for the purpose.

They are not nice materials. Distinctly unappetising trials for the

most part, "last dying speeches and confessions," usually impudent

fabrications, and, when not entirely un-authentic, generally the

utterly unreadable productions of the Ordinaries of Newgate and other

prisons, who turned an honest, if somewhat discreditable, penny in

hearing the generally boastful and lying accounts by prisoners of

their crimes and adventures; seldom writing them down from dictation,

and commonly but imperfectly memorising them, and only setting down

their general sense. That is why the very numerous "authentic" lives,

last dying speeches, and confessions of the highwaymen and others,

written out by the Ordinaries and usually attested at the end by

the criminals themselves, are so bald and unconvincing. An outside

rival production was, as a general rule, a good deal more spicy, and

although unauthorised, not necessarily less truthful. The "official"

productions, as we may term them, were of a stereotyped fashion,

ballasted with an intolerable deal of moral reflections, and written

in a heavy-handed way that by no means reflected the convict's own

generally keen relish of his own villainies. We should not mind all

this, if we knew the Ordinaries to have been good and earnest men;

but they were nothing of the kind. By education gentlemen, and by

virtue of their holy orders bound to maintain the law and the Gospel,

they were nevertheless a pack of intolerable scoundrels, drunken and

dissolute, and not infrequently as fitted for the cells as the unhappy

prisoners in the Stone Jug, to whom on Sundays in the prison chapel

they preached Hell and Damnation, the Burning Lake and Everlasting

Torment. The publication of the last dying speeches and confessions of

their interesting charges was the perquisite of these unworthy men,

and it was one of the most indefensible of privileges in that age of

perquisites.

Thus the pamphlets they issued and grew fat upon soon pall upon us.

There are, however, other sources: the "Newgate Sessions Papers," the

somewhat too famous "Newgate Calendar," which shared with the Bible the

favour of George Borrow; the "New Newgate Calendar"; the "Malefactors'

Bloody Register," and other atrocious "literature"—to give it the

conventional title bestowed without discrimination upon all printed

matter.

I am sorry for myself, after having perused those dreadful pages, and

many other like authorities, in search of the romantic highwayman as

seen in fiction. I have not found him, but I have found plentiful

evidence of the existence of innumerable ineffable blackguards and

irreclaimable villains of the most sordid, unrelieved type: bestially

immoral, tigerishly cruel, and cringing cowards until they were safely

jugged, when their cowardice was exchanged for a certain callousness.

There were exceptions, but the general effect of reading these

originals is an effect of moral and material muddiness, of a personal

uncleanliness not a little distressing. It would even have a lasting

effect of depression, were it not abundantly evident that these things

are of a day that is done. They are part of those "good old times"

that, happily, are not our times.

Fortunately, even among this extensive literature, it is possible to

find some human touches; here and there to trace some humorous rogue

and find him entertaining.

Rather late in the day comes James Catnach, with his penny chapbooks

and broadsides. He is not elevating, and is often vulgar. The more

vulgar his productions, the better they sold. I don't think he quite

realised that point, but some modern popular publishing firms have,

and profit hugely by it, for vulgarity is popular and pays enormously.

If Jemmy Catnach, of Nos. 2 and 3, Monmouth Court, Little Earl Street,

hard by the Seven Dials, had fully grasped this point, he would have

died worth very much more than the £3,000, £5,000, or even £10,000 he

was represented to have left when he quitted this life, about 1841.

James Catnach commenced business about 1813. His publications were all

issued at the popular price of one penny, and covered every subject

likely to attract the sympathies of the lower classes. Not quite the

lowest classes, for they could not at that time read at all. We must

not suppose that he dealt only in the horrible. Not by any means.

You might buy of him for the nimble penny the history of Goody Two

Shoes, the story of Jack the Giant Killer, the affecting tale of Cock

Robin, or the even more affecting story of the Babes in the Wood. The

"Soldier's Farewell to Home and Parents," in which the illustration is

intrinsically so rough, and the paper and print are so abominable, that

it is difficult to see which is the soldier and which are the parents,

showed that maudlin sentiment was very profitable. He published also

a large selection of patriotic, amorous, and tearful ballads; but

it is sadly to be confessed that his penny murders were by far the

most popular. He had no penny Sunday papers and no halfpenny evenings

to compete with him, and the daily and weekly journals ranged from

threepence to eightpence. His only competitors were the garret, cellar,

and kitchen printers of his own kidney: Birt, of the neighbouring Great

St. Andrew Street, and others. But he was the chief of them, the most

industrious, and the most successful. He and his small staff in 1824

printed in eight days, off four formes, no fewer than 500,000 copies

of an account of the murder of Mr. Weare by Thurtell, and bagged £500

profit on the business. His customers were a low and dirty mob of

pedlars, hawkers, and street-sellers, who paid chiefly in coppers, and

dirty ones at that. Those were the days when pennies and halfpennies

were really coppers, and not, as now, bronze; and they were large. A

penny weighed one ounce, and was an appreciable weight in the pocket:

sixpence in coppers was a burden. The coppers Catnach received in the

way of his business were a nuisance to him, and he was afraid, from

their filthy condition, that they would also be infectious, and so

he generally boiled them in a solution of potash and vinegar. In the

almost vain endeavour to dispose of them he was accustomed to pay the

wages of his boys and men in coppers, from ten shillingsworth to forty

shillingsworth, and even then had to arduously load up vehicles with

the rest, for the bank. His back kitchen was paved with bad pennies set

in concrete.

The lives and adventures of the highwaymen were always a safe sale.

Like most of his rudely illustrated productions, they were embellished

by his own ingenious hand. The backs of old engraved plates of music

served him instead of wood-blocks, and these he engraved upon,

apparently with a chopper and a hammer, if we may judge by the

startling results. He could have taught Thomas Bewick a thing or two

in breadth of treatment, and in his noble scorn of detail (or in his

inability to execute it, whichever it was) he was undoubtedly the first

of the Impressionists. He was rather good at devils, and supreme in

picturing a ferocious villain; but not successful in representing a

village beauty.

He issued a very good edition of the _Life and Adventures of Dick

Turpin_ at the usual price of one penny: good beyond his common run,

because he seems to have employed some one to engrave the pictorial

cover for him, and you can really distinguish quite easily between

Black Bess and the turnpike-gate, over which that gallant mare is shown

to be jumping. Dick Turpin, in this production, affects a jockey-cap.

Birt, of Great St. Andrew Street, was another of the many small

printers, who issued popular and ill-printed penny lives of Turpin in

the days before the boys' penny papers issued in frowsy courts off

Fleet Street, began to print long, long romances of him and Tom King,

always to be "continued in our next." Birt shows us what purports

to be a portrait of Turpin, no doubt from some strictly un-authentic

source, and the short narrative ends with the picture of an execution,

in which alone the purchaser had his money's worth, for we see two

criminals hanging: Turpin and another, who would seem, so far as

appearances go, to be his twin brother. It is a new light upon the life

and death of the hero.

[Illustration: [++] TWO MEN HANGING.]

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