XIV--FUN WITH A CAMERA

FOR some days after Grace's camera arrived there were many customers

and commercial travellers who had to wait for hours to see the one

person with whom they preferred to transact business in the store, for

a camera is procrastination's most formidable rival in the character

of a thief of time. Grace made "snap-shots" at almost everything, and

John Henry Bustpodder, the most enterprising of Philip's competitors,

took great satisfaction in disseminating the statement that he reckoned

the new store-keeper's wife was running to seed, for she'd been seen

chasing a whirlwind and trying to shoot it with a black box.

But the Somerton customers regarded the general subject from a

different standpoint, for Grace surprised some of them with pictures

taken, without their knowledge, of themselves in their wagons, or in

front of their houses, or on the way to church. They were not of high

quality; but as the best the natives had previously seen were some

dreadful tintypes perpetrated annually by a man who frequented county

fairs, they were doubly satisfactory, for she would not accept pay

for them. She surprised herself, also, sometimes beyond expression,

by some of her failures, which were quite as dreadful as anything she

had dreamed after almost stepping on snakes--people without heads, or

with hands larger than their bodies, or with other faces superimposed

upon their own. She also made the full quantity and variety of other

blunders peculiar to amateurs, and she stained her finger-tips so

deeply that Philip pretended to suspect her of the cigarette habit; but

she persisted until she succeeded in getting some pictures which she

was not ashamed to send to her aunt and to some of her acquaintances in

the city.

Caleb, who endeavored to master everything mechanical and technical

that came within his view, took so great interest in the camera, even

begging permission to see the developing process, that Philip one day

said to him:--

"Caleb, if your interest in that plaything continues, I shan't

be surprised if some day I hear you advance the theory that even

photography is a means of grace," and Caleb cheerily replied:--

"Like enough, for anythin's a means o' grace, if you know how to use it

right."

"Even snakes?" Grace asked, with a smile that was checked by a shudder.

"Of course. The principal use o' snakes, so far as I can see, is to

scare lots o' people almost to death, once in a while, an' a good scare

is the only way o' makin' some people see the error o' their ways."

"H'm!" said Philip. "That's rather rough on my wife, eh?"

"Oh, no," said Caleb. "Some folks--mentionin' no names, an' hopin'

no offence'll be took, as I once read somewhere--some folks are so

all-fired nice, an' good, an' lucky, an' pretty much everythin' else

that's right, that I do believe they need to be scared 'most to death

once in a while, just to remind 'em how much they've got to be thankful

for, an' how sweet it is to live."

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