ANNOYING ATTENTIONS.
Sleuth Piper seemed to develop a sudden remarkable fondness for Fred
Sage, upon whom he persisted in thrusting himself whenever possible,
although he endeavored to make his actions seem natural and
unpremeditated. At the academy he hung around a great deal in Fred’s
vicinity, usually near enough to hear and understand anything Sage might
say. Time after time he engaged Fred in conversation, which he usually
brought about by speaking of school matters or sports in which the most
of the boys were interested.
Monday morning, as he was making his way to the academy, Fred had been a
bit surprised to encounter Sleuth in the vicinity of the Methodist
church, for Piper, if also bound for school, had come a considerable
distance out of his way. This action seemed to be explained, however,
when the queer fellow betrayed a certain amount of anxiety lest Sage had
broken his promise to maintain secrecy regarding the Saturday night
interview at Fred’s house.
“What do you take me for, Piper?” exclaimed Fred, annoyed. “When I get
ready to tell about that, I’ll let you know in advance.”
“No offence, old fellow,” said Sleuth hastily. “You understand anyone
can let such things leak unintentionally.”
That night, after the shower in the gym following practice on the field,
Sleuth was waiting to join Fred and persisted in walking all the way
home with him, maintaining a confidential atmosphere, which seemed to
invite confidence and trust on the part of the other. This effort was so
palpably apparent that, although inwardly annoyed, Sage could not help
laughing over it when Sleuth finally set off for his own home.
“The chump!” he muttered. “He thinks he’s clever, but it’s easy enough
to see through him.”
But when, on the following morning, Sleuth again joined Fred on the way
to school, Sage could scarcely restrain his annoyance. Succeeding,
however, he tried the effect of joshing and banter.
“Say, Sleuth,” he laughed, “you’ve certainly taken a sudden pronounced
liking for my society. I never dreamed you entertained such deep
affection for me.”
“Oh,” returned Piper, with pretended carelessness, “I’ve always liked
you, Fred, ever since you came here from—from—. Let me see, where did
you come from? I’ve forgotten.”
“Perhaps you never knew.”
“That’s right, perhaps I didn’t. Seems to me, though, I’ve heard it was
somewhere in New York State. Is that right?”
“Let it go at that; it’s near enough.”
“Oh, if there’s any reason why you don’t care to tell, of course you’ve
a right to decline to answer.”
“Do you know, Sleuth, I always feel a natural disinclination to gratify
the unwarranted curiosity of people who try to pry into affairs that are
of no concern to them.”
“Oh, piffle, Fred! I’m not prying. What’s the matter with you? I was
just thinking that probably before coming here you attended a school of
more importance than Oakdale Academy. You knew as much about football as
any fellow in this town when you appeared here, and that’s how you
happened to get on the team as quarterback last year. Eliot said you
were the fellow best adapted for the position, and you proved that he
was right by the way you filled it.”
“Thanks for the taffy. Your generosity in handing it out has got me
going. What do you want to know next? Ask and ye shall _not_ receive.
Rubber and you’ll get it in the neck.”
“Oh, all right, if you’re going to take it that way,” muttered Piper
sourly. “Still, I don’t see why you should be so thundering suspicious.
That is, I don’t see unless——”
“Unless I’ve some dark and terrible secret to conceal. You’re still
making a jack of yourself trying to connect the Sages with your
desperate jailbird, Gentleman Jim. It doesn’t seem to me, my astute
detective friend, that you’re making much progress on your latest case.
Apparently that reward is keeping well beyond the reach of your grasping
fingers.”
“Even Sherlock Holmes required a certain amount of time to solve his
problems,” reminded Piper, causing his companion to laugh loudly.
“As an imitator of the great Sherlock, you’re a merry jest, Pipe. Go
ahead and amuse yourself playing your little farce, but don’t bother
me.”
It was difficult, however, to escape Piper, who again persisted in
hovering about in Fred’s vicinity throughout the day.
That night, shortly after four o’clock, Mrs. Sage, at work in her
kitchen, was surprised and a little startled when Billy Piper came
walking in through the door, which chanced to be standing open, as the
day had been unusually warm for the season.
“Good evening,” said the boy. “I just ran up to see Fred a minute. Is he
around?”
“No, indeed,” was the answer. “He never gets home now until after dark.
Football practice keeps him. Don’t you play on the team?”
“Oh, yes,” answered Pipe easily; “but I don’t have to practice all the
time. You see, I’m pretty well up on the game. If you don’t mind, I’ll
wait for Fred.”
“Of course I don’t mind, though it’s likely he’ll not be home for more
than an hour.”
“Oh, well, I’ll just make myself comfortable till he comes. Thought
perhaps he might have a book for me to read. I’m a great reader.”
“There are some magazines on the sitting-room table.”
“Thanks,” said Sleuth, entering the room indicated. “I reckon they will
do first-rate. Don’t mind about me, Mrs. Sage. Here’s a nice,
comfortable chair, and I’ll be all right.”
Although she wondered that he should have come there expecting to find
Fred at that time, Mrs. Sage attributed it to the boy’s eccentricity,
though occasionally she glanced into the sitting-room when passing the
open door. Sleuth seemed to be interested for a time in the magazines,
but presently she discovered him gazing around the room, although he
remained seated near the table. A few moments later she saw his face
brighten up as his eyes discovered an old-fashioned family photograph
album within reach of his hand. In a moment he was looking through the
album, apparently deeply engrossed in the pictures it contained, and for
some time he remained thus occupied. Mrs. Sage had almost forgotten the
visitor when he reappeared in the kitchen.
“I don’t believe I’ll wait for Fred after all,” said Sleuth. “I think
I’ll go home. Tell him when he comes that I was looking for a good book,
but I don’t believe he has anything of the kind that would suit me.”
It was verging on twilight when Sleuth departed, and something like half
an hour later Fred reached home. On being told by his mother of Piper’s
visit, the boy betrayed some surprise and a singular amount of
annoyance.
“Confound that fellow!” he exclaimed. “I’d like to know what he means.
Did he try to pump you, mother?”
“Pump me? Why, no, I don’t think——”
“Didn’t ask you a whole lot of foolish questions, did he?”
“I don’t think he asked me any questions at all.”
“Well, what did he do while he was here?”
“Entertained himself by looking at some magazines in the sitting-room.”
“He didn’t go prowling around over the house?”
“He went no further than that room.”
“Still, he had no business around here.”
“He said that he came for a book. He wanted something to read.”
“Bluff. He knows the stories I read wouldn’t interest him at all.
Furthermore, he knew when he came that I wasn’t here. He got excused
from practice to-night by saying that he had a cracking headache and
felt ill.”
“He didn’t mention anything of the sort to me, and I’m sure he did not
appear ill. I’m afraid there’s something wrong with that boy, Fred. You
admitted yourself that some people thought him queer.”
“I’ll queer him, if he doesn’t behave,” muttered Fred.
On Wednesday morning Piper was not waiting for Sage on the way to
school, but Fred found him with some other fellows at the academy.
Straightway Sleuth was called aside by the vexed youth.
“Look here, Piper,” said Fred grimly, “I want to know why you showed up
at my house last night and asked for me, when you knew I was at practice
on the field?”
“Why, didn’t your mother tell you I wanted to borrow a book?” asked
Sleuth innocently.
“Now don’t try any of that on me,” advised the other boy. “You knew I
wouldn’t have anything you’d care to read. Besides that, you pretended
that you expected to find me home.”
“Who said so?”
“My mother.”
“Oh, she misunderstood me.”
“But _I_ don’t misunderstand you, and I’ll tell you now to keep away
from me and my home in future. I mean it, too. This business of playing
the detective may be amusing and interesting to you, but it’s infernally
annoying to anyone you happen to pester. I’ve had enough of it, and I
won’t stand any more. Get that?”
“Of course I get it,” replied Sleuth sulkily. “I’m no fool.”
“Then don’t act like one. That’s all I have to say.” With which Fred
turned sharply and walked away.
“Those who have guilty secrets,” muttered Piper to himself, “are always
annoyed by too much attention.”