CHAPTER XI

The Canadian Women’s Press Club—How It Originated—With

“Kit” of the Toronto Mail at St.

Louis and Elsewhere—The Lamented

“Francoise” Barry—Successful Triennial

Gatherings—The Girls Visit

Different Parts of Canada—Threatened

Invasion of the

Pacific Coast.

One fine day in June, 1904, a handsome and fashionably dressed young

lady came into my office at C.P.R. headquarters, and started

cyclonically to tell me that while the C.P.R. had taken men to all the

excursions to fairs and other things, women had altogether been ignobly

ignored and she demonstratively demanded to know why poor downtrodden

females should thus be so shabbily treated. When she had finished her

harangue—I guess from lack of a further supply of breath—I politely

motioned her to a seat and calmly said:

“Sit down, Miggsy, sit down and keep cool,” which she did.

She was Margaret Graham, a writer for the press, and a champion of

woman’s rights—which I had already sagaciously surmised.

When quietness was restored, she explained that her mission was to

persuade the C.P.R. to take a bunch—I don’t think she used the word

bunch—of women to the St. Louis fair, to which I had recently

accompanied a party of newspaper men. Miggsy’s idea appealed to me, and

we arranged for a party of sixteen—sweet sixteen, though some of them

didn’t think they were—to visit St. Louis.

The trip was a huge success in every way, and not only was the Fair

taken in, but a visit was paid to Chicago, where the party was

entertained by the well-known Jane Addams, at Hull House. On the way

home, by a happy inspiration, a woman’s press club was formed with Kit,

of the Toronto _Mail_, as president, and somehow or other—guess for

lack of better material—was I made honorary president, and have been

the only male member of a female press club in the world ever since.

Some are born great, you know, others achieve greatness, and others

still have greatness thrust upon them. You can readily see to which

class I belong, can’t you? And now at the recent triennial, the club

transformed me into an active member. I have qualified through writing

these reminiscences, and have been initiated into the solemn mysteries

of the lodge. There was no goat—at least no four-legged one—but,

there, I must not divulge the secret mysteries of the girls’ conclave.

Since then, this press club has had outings to different parts of Canada

every three years—until the Great War broke out—when they were

discontinued, but renewed again in 1920 with Montreal as the meeting

place, and a delightful visit to Quebec, Ste. Anne de Beaupre and

Ottawa, and in 1923 they threaten to invade Vancouver and Victoria.

These triennial outings have been very enjoyable and I always came home

with a gold-headed umbrella or a swagger valise or hand bag or gold

sleeve links and other jewelry, and I firmly believe that if the trips

had been made annually instead of triennially, I would have been able to

start up a second-hand departmental store with the untaxed luxuries I

lugged home. The club has prospered amazingly, notwithstanding my

association with it, and its membership has increased from 16 to more

than 350.

* * * * *

Amongst the charter members were some writers of note: “Kit” of the

_Mail_, the first president (Mrs. Coleman) and “Francoise” of her own

paper (Miss Barry) have passed to the Great Beyond—God rest their

souls—and other distinguished writers were “Mary Markwell” (Mrs. Kate

Simpson Hayes); “Happiness”, as we called her, (now Mrs. Jerry Snider of

Toronto); Irene Love of London, Ont. (now Mrs. Eldred Archibald), who,

under the nom de plume, Margaret Currie, daily enlightens the readers of

the Montreal _Star_ with words of advice and wisdom; Katherine Hughes,

who is now trying to free Ireland with that distinguished person of

Spanish parentage and born in the United States, de Valera; Miss Alice

Asselin, of _Le Nationalist_; Mrs. Balmer Watt, of Brantford, now of

Edmonton; Miss Gerin-Lajoie; Miss Plouffe; Miss Laberge; Miss Madeleine

Gleason; Miss Marie Beaupré (Helene Dumont) of _La Presse_; Miss Valois

of Ottawa and of course Miggsy (Mrs. Albert Horton, of Ottawa) who was

the originator of the trip which led to the formation of the club.

With “Kit” in St. Louis.

At St. Louis, impressionable Kit accompanied me to a reproduction of the

Passion Play of Oberammergau, and in one scene I heard “Kit” sobbing.

“What’s the matter with you, Kit?” I sympathetically whispered. “Oh, see

our blessed Saviour; they’re crucifying him,” she tearfully replied.

“Well, let’s get out of here,” and I hustled her to an adjoining

performance where an Irish-Australian songstress was energetically

singing, “The Wearing of the Green,” as we were seated. And Kit, her

face wreathed in smiles, was vigorously keeping time with the tune by

patting the floor with her foot. What a difference a few minutes makes.

At another show, a trip through Siberia, Kit and I approached the

entrance where there was a locomotive with steam up and bell ringing. I

was enjoying a cigar, and casually, but confoundedly simply, asked the

attendant if I would have time to finish my smoke before the show

started. “Hold that engine,” he shouted to the engineer, “all

aboard—hurry up.” And like a chump I threw away my butt and we hiked in

behind the locomotive only to find, as any one but a rube would have

known, that it was a stationary one, and had really nothing to do with

the trip.

Kit was great—she never failed me. At a gathering of the club in

Toronto, when the Governor General was present, I laughingly offered to

wager with some of the girls that I would kiss the prettiest woman that

would come into the room. I won hands down, for when Kit came in, she

rushed up to me and, putting her arms around me, smacked me on the place

where smacks should smack and gaily chirped: “Arrah, George, darlint,

how are you? Haven’s seen you for an age.”

“Francoise” was beloved of all, and her charming talk was irresistible.

When she passed away, there was many a tear-dimmed eye and many a heavy

heart as we reverently laid her to rest.

The Mormons.

There are a whole lot of people who, not knowing the Mormons, have

formed a very wrong impression of them. I guess they were bad enough

when they had the “Avenging Angels” and harassed and massacred the

gentle Gentiles in Utah. But at a later date, I gained knowledge of

them, and found that they were not as black as they were painted. Henry

Ward Beecher, whom I frequently met, spoke kindly of them and said that

their young men and women led beautiful and wholesome lives. Other

authorities testified as to their good qualities. My own experience of

them was that they were an industrious, hard-working, sober people, the

boys helpful and the girls modest; their well laid out and cleanly-kept

towns, like a cart-wheel, with the streets running out from the hub like

spokes, were models that could be followed with advantage.

Mr. Knight, the founder of the colony at Raymond, Cardston and Magrath

in Southern Alberta, told me in Calgary one day how he had selected

Canada for his sect. As a boy he had one dream—to be a help to his

people—but he had little money to be of much use to them. One night he

had a vision of a silver mine in a certain locality. He located the mine

and worked it with excellent results and with the proceeds he

established the Mormon settlements in Alberta to which he had been

providentially directed.

It so happened that on one of the outings of the Canadian Women’s Press

Club, Raymond and other villages were on our itinerary. There was a

story published at the time that L. O. Armstrong, a leading official of

the C.P.R. colonization department, had wired ahead that I was a

prominent wealthy Mormon from Wyoming and with a number of my wives and

other lady friends would visit their community. The story went on to say

that the Mormons turned out in force to meet and greet us, and that I,

tumbling to the idea that some one or other had put up a job on me,

carried out the imposture to the letter. That wasn’t so, but the girls

were cordially received and had a rattling good visit.

Bishop Mackenzie and his wife were very hospitable, but Mrs. Mackenzie

wondered why my female friends asked so many queer questions. They

wanted to know how many other wives the Bishop had and how she got along

with them, but I laughed it off.

George W. Green, the mayor of Raymond, a jolly good fellow, accompanied

us on a side trip by train, and, on nearing his town, the girls ranged

themselves in the vestibules at both ends of the car, leaving him and

myself alone in the body of the coach. Smelling a rat, His Worship, when

the train stopped at the station, alertly jumped out the window and

waved his adieux. The laugh was on the girls. When we returned to the

car, there was a 20-lb. bag of sugar addressed to me with Mayor Green’s

compliments. Now, if that were only to-day—but what’s the use of

repining? He is now the bishop of the ward at Raymond and enjoys the

prominent distinction of having a clean police record during his two

years as mayor of the town. There was not an arrest or trial in the

place during his term of office.

Amongst the Mormons I met was a Mrs. Silver, one of Brigham Young’s

numerous grandchildren. She was a handsome and charming woman, and was

accompanied by her husband and two children. She was proud of her

ancestry and of her religion, and spoke freely of their home life. The

grandchildren lived happily together and formed groups with congenial

relatives. Thus Mary and Jane and Susie and Ruth would be bosom

companions and Lily and Betty and Rebecca and Rachel and Maude would

play together. And they all got along swimmingly. The only thing curious

about it was that the little Silver girl called Mrs. Silver mother and

Mr. Silver uncle, and the little Silver boy called Mr. Silver father and

Mrs. Silver auntie. It did seem queer; still it’s none of my business to

butt in on family affairs.

Meeting a Mormon delegate at Washington with some newspaper friends, we

were given a very interesting talk on Mormon life. His home—or rather

homes—he said, consisted of an eight-apartment house, in which his

eight wives and families were separately domiciled. He explained their

home life, and when Jack Messenger of the Washington _Star_ asked him

what he did, he naively replied, “Me? Oh, I just circulate.”

In all fairness, it should be said that polygamy is not in evidence in

Alberta. But I wonder how we alleged Lords of Creation would take it if

polyandry were in vogue as polygamy once was.

A magnificent Mormon temple is being erected at Cardston, at a cost of

several millions, and it is said will be the finest temple in North

America. No Gentile foot is ever to be allowed to desecrate it, so I

suppose I shall never see its splendid interior—unless I turn Mormon,

which is not amongst the probabilities.

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