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REMINISCENCES

OF A

RACONTEUR

_Between the ’40s and the ’20s_

BY

GEORGE H. HAM

_Author of “The New West” and “The Flitting of the Gods”_

TORONTO

THE MUSSON BOOK COMPANY

LIMITED

Copyright, Canada, 1921

THE MUSSON BOOK CO., LIMITED

PUBLISHERS TORONTO

MUSSON

ALL CANADIAN PRODUCTION

To

RIGHT HONOURABLE LORD SHAUGHNESSY, K.C.V.O.,

of Montreal, Canada, and of Ashford, County

Limerick, Ireland,

This book is respectfully dedicated

in grateful remembrance of many

kindnesses in the vanishing past.

CONTENTS

I. Seventy Years Ago—My Early Days in Kingston and Whitby—Boyhood

Friends—Unspared Rods—Better Spellers Then than Now—A Cub

Reporter—Other Jobs I Didn’t Fill—Failure to Become a Merchant

Prince—Put Off a First Train

II. A Momentous Election—Meeting Archie McKellar—Go on the Turf—A

Sailor Bold—A Close Shave—Stories of Pets—An Exaggerated

Report—Following Horace Greeley’s Advice—And Grow Up with the

Country

III. Winnipeg a City of Live Wires—Three Outstanding Figures—Rivalry

Between Donald A. and Dr. Schultz— Early Political Leaders—When

Winnipeg was Putting on its First Pants—Pioneer Hotels—The

Trials of a Reporter—Not Exactly an Angelic City—The First Iron

Horse—Opening of the Pembina Branch—Profanity by Proxy—The

Republic of Manitoba—The Plot to Secede

IV. The Big Winnipeg Boom—Winnipeg the Wicked—A Few Celebrated

Cases—Some Prominent Old-Timers—The Inside Story of a Telegraph

Deal—When Trouble Arose and Other Incidents

V. The Boys are Marching—The Trent Affair—The Fenian Raid—The Riel

Rebellion—A Dangerous Mission—Lost on the Trail—The First and

Last Naval Engagement on the Saskatchewan—Rescue of the Maclean

Family—A Church Parade in the Wilderness—Indian Signals

VI. Governors-General I Have Met—Dufferins and the Icelanders—The

Marquis of Lorne and Wee Jock McGregor—Unpleasantness at Rat

Portage—Kindness of Princess Louise—Lord Landsdowne at the

Opening of the Galt Railway “My” Excellent Newspaper

Report—Talking to Aberdeen—Minto, the Great Horseman—Earl Grey

a Great Social Entertainer—The Grand Old Duke and Princess

Pat—The Duke of Devonshire

VII. The Hudson’s Bay Company—A Tribute to its Officers—Intrepid

Scotch Voyageurs—Daily Papers a Year Old—Royal Hospitality of

the Factors—Lord Strathcona’s Foundation for His Immense

Fortune—The First Cat in the Rockies—Indian Humor and Imagery

VIII. Around the Banqueting Board—My First Speech—At the Ottawa Press

Gallery Dinners—A Race With Hon. Frank Oliver—A Homelike Family

Gathering—A Scotch Banquet—Banquets in Winnipeg—Bouquets and

Brickbats—The Mayor of New York and the Queen of Belgium

IX. In the Land of Mystery—Planchette and Ouija—Necromancers and

Hypnotists and Fortune Tellers—Adventures in the Occult—A

Spirit Medium—Mental Telepathy—Fortune Telling by Tea Cups and

Cards—Living in a Haunted House

X. Mark Twain, the Great Humorist—A Delightful Speaker—A Chicago

Cub Reporter’s Experience—The Celebrated Cronin Case—W. T.

Stead and Hinky Dink—When the Former Wrote “If Christ Came to

Chicago”

XI. The Canadian Women’s Press Club—How It Originated—With “Kit” of

the Toronto Mail at St. Louis and Elsewhere—The Lamented

“Francoise” Barry—Successful Triennial Gatherings—The Girls

Visit Different Paris of Canada—Threatened Invasion of the

Pacific Coast

XII. When Toronto Was Young—The Local Newspapers—The Markham

Gang—Some Chief Magistrates of the City—Ned Farrer, the Great

Journalist—Theatrical Recollections—Old-Time Bonifaces—And

Old-Time Friends.—Toronto’s Pride

XIII. Scarlet and Gold—The Rough Riders of the Plains—The Fourth

Semi-Military Force in the World—Its Wonderful Work in the

Park—Why the Scarlet Tunic Was Chosen—Some Curious Indian

Names—Primitive Western Justice

XIV. In the Hospital—Averting a Shock—A Substantial Breakfast—A

Gloomy Afternoon—Down in Washington—The Gridiron Dinners—A

Spanish-American War Panic—A Few Stories—Canadian Club

XV. Christmas and Its Cheer—Will Sell Anything for Gin But

Children’s Christmas Stockings—Santa Claus No Myth—Dreary

Christmas—Mr. Perkins’ Cutter—A Lively Christmas Gathering—Tiny

Tim’s Blessing

XVI. The Miracle Man of Montreal—Brother Andre Whose Great Work Has

Done Great Good—A Youth With a Strange Power—Authentic Accounts

of Some of the Miracles—All Faiths Benefited by Him

XVII. Political Life in Canada—Its Tragedies and Its Pleasantries—The

Great Outstanding Figures of the Past—The Social Side of

Parliament—Mixed Metaphors and People Who Were Not Good

Mixers—A Second Warwick—The Wrong Hat—And Other Incidents

XVIII. The Great Northern Giant—The Early Days of the C.P.R. and its

Big Promoters—Where the Aristocracy of Brains Ruled—A Huge

Undertaking and a Broad Policy—A Conspicuously Canadian

Enterprise—Something About the Men Who Ruled—My Fidus

Achates—Captains Courageous—The Active Men of To-Day—And

Interesting Facts About the C.P.R.

LIST OF ILLUSTRATIONS

George H. Ham (From a recent photograph)

Some Early Photographs of George H. Ham

The New and the Old C.P.R. Stations in Winnipeg

How Our Early Settlers Arrived in Winnipeg

Main Street, Winnipeg

Portage Avenue, Winnipeg

The Duke and Duchess of Connaught with Princess Patricia

The Duke and Duchess of Devonshire and Daughters the Ladies Cavendish

Lord Minto at His Lodge, Kootenay

Some Early Trading Posts of the Hudson’s Bay Company

At the San Francisco Fair

Waterfront, Toronto, Eighty Years Ago

Fish-Market, Toronto, Eighty Years Ago

Toronto To-Day

Rough Riders of the Plains

Winter Uniforms of R.N.W.M.P.

An Indian Policeman

Indian Camp

Brother Andre

The Oratory of St. Joseph

Lord Strathcona

Lord Mount Stephen

Sir William Van Horne

Baron Shaughnessy, K.C.V.O.

B. W. Beatty, K.C.

I. G. Ogden

D. McNichol

R.B. Angus

A Map Showing Position of Passenger and Freight Trains on the Canadian

Pacific Main Lines at 6 P.M. November 1, 1920

Souvenir of the Driving of the Last Spike on the C.P.R.

First C.P.R. Locomotive

The First Locomotive in Toronto

CHAPTER I

Seventy Years Ago—My Early Days in Kingston and

Whitby—Boyhood Friends—Unspared Rods—Better

Spellers Then than Now—A Cub

Reporter—Other Jobs I Didn’t Fill—Failure

to Become a Merchant

Prince—Put Off a First Train

It has been said by facetious friends that I have several birthplaces.

However that may be, Trenton, Ontario, is the first place where I saw

light, on August 23rd, 1847, and on the spot where I was born has been

erected a touching memorial in the shape of a fine hotel, which was an

intimation, if we believe in fate or predestination, that my life should

be largely spent in such places of public resort. After events confirmed

this idea. Hotels have been largely my abiding place, from London,

England, to San Francisco, and from the city of Mexico and Merida in

Yucatan as far north as Edmonton.

My father was a country doctor, but, tiring of being called up at all

hours of the night to attend a distant kid with the stomach-ache, or a

gum-boil, wearied and disgusted with driving over rough roads in all

sorts of weather to visit non-paying patients, he gave up the practice

of medicine, studied law, passed the necessary examinations, and in 1849

moved to Kingston and was associated with Mr. (afterwards Sir) John A.

Macdonald. Two years later he was appointed a sort of Pooh-bah at

Whitby, Ontario, when the county of Ontario was separated from the

county of York, as part and parcel of the then Home District. When

questioned about my early life, it was usual for inquisitive friends to

ask: “How long were you in Kingston?” And my truthful answer—“Just two

years”—invariably evoked a smile and the satirical remark that that was

about the usual sentence.

My first recollections in babyhood were of my arm being vaccinated

before I was three years old, and to mollify any recalcitrancy—I didn’t

know what that word meant then—a generous portion of fruit cake thickly

covered with icing was diplomatically given me. I immediately shoved out

my other arm for another dose of vaccine with the cake accompaniment,

but it didn’t work. Another recollection is my going out with my sister

Alice to see a military parade. We took along the family’s little kitten

carefully wrapped in my sister’s new pelisse. At the corner of Princess

and Bagot streets, the martial music of the band frightened pussy and

with a leap she disappeared under an adjoining building, pelisse and

all. That’s seventy-odd years ago, but every time I visit Kingston, even

to this day, I watch around Bagot street to see if the cat’s come back.

Which she hasn’t; nor has the pelisse. Curious to relate, the C.P.R.

office now occupies the site of my boyhood home.

When I Was at School

Whitby was first called Windsor, and I have a map drawn in 1841, on

which that name appears. It was changed shortly after. School days at

Whitby, at the primitive district Henry Street school, were just about

the same as those of any other school boy; and the pleasurable monotony

was only broken by such events as the school-house catching fire, or the

teacher being ill, which granted us a few real honest-to-goodness

holidays. Some of us deeply regretted that the darned old place hadn’t

burned down altogether, as the holidays would then have been prolonged

indefinitely. Snowballing matches between the Grammar and District

schools kept the boys busy, during favorable winter weather, and it was

only when the snow disappeared that one school did not invade the

precincts of the other, sometimes with disastrous effects. These affairs

were not Sunday school picnics, and no quarter was ever asked or given.

One of the Grammar army got plugged in the ear in a severe combat by a

snowball in which was enclosed a good-sized stone, and when he was

keeled over, there was no first aid to the wounded, but a savage

reprisal. Cricket was also a favorite game, but it was not aggressive

enough. Football and shinny—especially on the ice, where the Town and

the Bay met every Saturday for a whole day’s conflict—afforded more and

better opportunities for personal encounters and were more popular

games. The goals were a mile apart, and I never knew of a game being

scored by either side. Golf, croquet and similar sports were unknown,

but would have been scorned as too insipid. But we played One-old-cat

and Two-old-cat—predecessors of baseball. Prisoner’s base gave fine

opportunities for running and wrestling, and had many devotees. Don’t

think that the boys were any rougher than the boys in any other school,

but in the glorious old days rough and tumble was usually preferred to

more sedate and lady-like games.

Some of My Boyhood Friends

There were some pretty bright boys who graduated from those schools and

made a name for themselves in the world. John Dryden became Minister of

Agriculture for Ontario; Johnny Bengough, who was always handy with his

pencil, evolved into a great cartoonist and published _Grip_ in Toronto;

Hamar Greenwood, who had a great gift of the gab, went to England, was

knighted, and appointed Chief Secretary of State for Ireland; Jack

Wetherall went to New York and achieved position and wealth as an

advertising manager for Lydia Pinkham, whose female pills are peerless

and unparalleled (so he says); Dick Blow became mayor of the town; Jim

Bob Mason—his name wasn’t Jim Bob, but that’s what we called him—went

to the States where his son, Walt Mason, I am informed, is making a

fortune writing popular prose poems. D. F. Burke (we called him Dan)

went to Port Arthur, and when he died a few years ago left two widows

and a big estate, thus distancing most all his old comrades in worldly

good fortune. Dan got a charter for the Port Arthur & Hay Lake Railway,

and used to be chaffed over its construction equipment, which

jealous-minded people like ex-Mayor George Graham of Fort William and

myself said consisted of a mule and a bale of hay, and that when the

mule had eaten all the hay, both the charter and the mule expired.

George Dickson was one of the prize pupils and afterwards became

principal of Upper Canada College, and Billy Ballard won equal

distinction in educational work at Hamilton. George Bruce was a model

pupil, entered the ministry, and afterwards when I heard him preach in a

Presbyterian church, I felt like giving him three cheers. Danforth Roche

was a stolid scholar in the school, but when he struck out for himself,

he had the biggest departmental store north of Toronto, at Newmarket,

and was one of the most enterprising and extensive advertisers in the

Province. Joe White is town clerk at Whitby, and a mighty good one. Abe

Logan went to the Western States and accumulated a fortune. Frank

Warren, who recently passed away, stayed at home, entered the medical

profession, and became mayor of the town. Frank Freeman, who belonged to

the Freeman Family Band, consisting of father, two sisters and

himself—real artists—is still a musician, and I came across him

leading the orchestra at Tom Taggart’s big hotel at French Lick Springs,

Indiana, a couple of years ago. Fred Lynde went to Madoc in Hastings

County, and was successful in the mercantile business. George D. Perry

is manager of the Great Northwestern Telegraph Co., and his brother

Peter a successful educationalist in Fergus, Ontario. George Ray went to

Manitoba and became reeve of a municipality. Bob Perry became a C.P.R.

representative at Bracebridge, Ontario, and his brother Jack is a

well-to-do resident of Vancouver. Jimmy Lawlor is in the Government

service at Ottawa, and Tommy Bengough is one of the best official

stenographers in the employment of the same city. The Laing boys became

lost to sight. Andrew Jeffrey, Harry Watson and Bill McPherson followed

the crowd that went to Toronto, and the sister of the latter name

married well, Jessie McPherson becoming the wife of Dr. Burgess,

superintendent of the hospital for the insane at Verdun, just outside of

Montreal. Jimmy Wallace went to Chicago and entering the audit

department of one of the big railway companies forged to the front, and

Billy Wolfenden, who unknown to his parents used to steal away at night

to learn telegraphy and railway work at the Grand Trunk offices, went

west suddenly and finally became General Passenger Agent for the Père

Marquette road. When the U. S. Administration took over all the

railroads a few years ago, he was appointed to a similar position for

his region. John A. McGillivray became a member of Parliament and chief

secretary for the Order of Foresters. “Adam at Laing’s” was the only

name that Adam Borrowman was known by for years, Laing’s being the

largest general store in the town. Now he is more than comfortably fixed

near Chicago. The Laurie boys went to Manitoba, started business and

farming at Morris and prospered. John H. Gerrie went West, and is now

managing editor of the San Francisco _Bulletin_. Harry McAllan went to

Toronto, and then to Montreal, where he is in business.

Later on, Georgie Campbell and her sister, Flo, became brilliant and

very popular stars on the American stage as May and Flo Irwin. Many is

the time I dandled May on my knee. The last time I saw her, she had

become “fair, fat and forty,” and I fear my old rheumatic limbs would

now prevent me from repeating the pleasing operation. There are many

others that I cannot recall, scattered all over the inhabited globe.

Some have gone to the Great Beyond, and of those living the bright eyes

by this time have grown dim and the various shades of hair have turned

gray, but in my heart of hearts, I believe that if we could only turn

back the universe and regain us our youth, there would be general

rejoicing amongst us could we gather together.

Getting to Work.

The law was proposed to be my profession—after graduating from Toronto

University—but as there were very few who were learned in legal lore

and had achieved high distinction and greatly accumulated wealth in the

immediate vicinity, I baulked, and went into newspaper-work in the old

_Chronicle_ office at Whitby.

One reason for this was my previous experience. When I was a mere kid

and visiting grandfather’s old home at South Fredericksburg, opposite

the upper gap of the Bay of Quinte, that venerable ancestor of mine

confided in me that he wished to make his will without the knowledge of

the rest of the family and suggested that I should draw up the document.

In school-boy hand the will was drawn up, and while it suited

grandfather all right enough, I wasn’t so cocksure it was in the right

form and phraseology. So I commandeered a horse the next day and stole

off to Napanee, eighteen miles away, and called upon Mr. Wilkinson,

afterwards Judge Wilkinson, whom I had met at my father’s house in

Whitby. He pronounced the will to be perfectly legal, and, having all of

$2.00 in my pocket, I rather ostentatiously asked him his fee.

“Nothing, he smilingly replied. “Nothing at all—we never charge the

profession anything—never.”

And thus I was able to get an elaborate twenty-five cent dinner at the

hotel. So when the question of my future came up, I thought if it was so

blamed easy to be a lawyer, I wanted something harder.

The Rod Was Never Spared

There were stricter teachers in the late fifties and early sixties than

there are to-day and the “ruler” was more frequently and generously

applied. I got my full share. One day I was unmercifully punished, and

for a wonder, I didn’t deserve it. In my wrathful indignation, I told

the teacher, a Mr. Dundas, a fine, scholarly Scotchman of the best old

type, that I was only a boy, but that when I grew up I was going to kill

him. That threat didn’t go with him, and he again vigorously applied the

ruler to different parts of my aching anatomy. I dared not go home and

tell of this, or I would have run the chance of another whipping—for

there were no curled darlings then who could successfully work upon the

mistaken sympathies of indulgent but foolish parents. When I had grown

up and returned on a visit to Whitby, I met my good old stern teacher

and reminded him of my threat. He had not forgotten it. But I told him I

wished he would, for he had not thrashed me half as much as I deserved,

generally speaking. I put my arms around him, and the tears that flowed

down his furrowed cheeks told me I was forgiven. We had veal pot-pie for

dinner that night.

I didn’t succeed as well in another episode, when a pupil at the Grammar

School, the principal of which was the lamented Mr. William McCabe,

afterwards manager of the North American Life Assurance Company in

Toronto. We used to call it “playing hookey” in those days when a pupil

absented himself from school to loaf around the swimming hole at Lynde’s

creek and ecstatically swim and fish the whole day. A note from one’s

parents was always a good excuse and my beloved mother, in the kindness

of her heart, never failed to provide me with one. But Mr. McCabe got a

little leery of these numerous maternal excuses, and insisted I should

get a note from my father, which placed me in an uncomfortable fix. It

was either expulsion or a paternal note. I explained to father as

plausibly as I could and got the note—which was, it struck me,

altogether too freely given. Fortunately I could read it by placing it

against the light, and it briefly but unmistakably read:

“William McCabe, Esq.—

Please lick the bearer, (sgd.) John V. Ham.”

I had rather an uncomfortable quarter of an hour wending my way to

school, when a short distance from that place of learning, I saw a

brother scholar, Paddy Hyland, coming up another street. Before he

caught up to me, I was limping like a lame duck. Poor Paddy, in the

goodness of his great Irish heart, sympathetically asked me what was my

trouble, and without a qualm of conscience, I tersely but mendaciously

told him:

“Sprained my ankle.”

“Poor old fellow,” said Paddy, and he carefully and gently helped me

along to school. “Can I do anything for you?” he asked in great distress

at my supposed misfortune.

“You can, Paddy. Just take this note to Mr. McCabe.”

On reaching school I sank into my seat at the rear of the room. Paddy

promptly presented the note, and I eagerly awaited the outcome of the

interview. Mr. McCabe had a keen sense of humor, and I saw a smile come

over his face as he read the note. Then he called to me:

“Here, you, come up here.”

I hobbled up. He tried to look sternly at me and said:

“It’s all right this time, but don’t you try it on me again.”

My sprained ankle miraculously improved immediately.

Any old-timer will tell that the scholars of half-a-century ago could,

generally speaking, spell words in the English language better than

those of to-day. It is my experience anyway, after trying out a hundred

or more applicants for positions as stenographers when the result was

that over fifty per cent. couldn’t spell any better than the once-famous

Josh Billings, the American humorist. The reason why? The old-fashioned

“spelling down” that occupied a large portion of Friday afternoon

exercises has been abolished. That reminds me that in other schools—one

at Prince Albert, Saskatchewan, some years ago, one exercise was for the

teacher to call a letter of the alphabet, and the pupils pointed to

would respond by naming a city whose initial letter was the one

mentioned; thus “A” would be Almonte or Albany; “B” Battleford or

Buffalo or Bowmanville; “C” Calgary; and so it went down the list until

“F” was called, and a young hopeful who afterwards became an M.P.,

shouted “Filadelphia”. That closed the afternoon’s exercises.

As we grew up, we youngsters loafed around the street corners or

gathered at some store or other convenient meeting place in the evening

as boys in other towns did. Later on I spent my nights in the library of

the Mechanics’ Institute when, with good old Hugh Fraser and J. E.

Farewell, now county attorney, and a full-fledged colonel, we discussed

all sorts of social problems and political matters until the cocks began

to crow. Then we trudged home in the early dawn, each one perfectly

content that he had mastered the others in the discussion, or at any

rate had settled many disturbing questions finally and for good, though

I am afraid many of them are alive still. My nightly association with

these two old friends, both some years my senior and with a few other

friends, was of great advantage to me in after life. For one thing, it

taught me to be tolerant of other persons’ opinions, that there are

always two sides to a question, and that there is nobody alive who can

be cocksure of everything like the chap who was absolutely positive that

there was only one word in the English language commencing with “su”

that was pronounced “shu” and that was “sugar”, but wasn’t so

confoundedly certain when quietly asked if he was “sure” of his

assertion.

A Cub Reporter

My first assignment on the _Chronicle_ happened this way: While working

on the case I had taught myself a hybrid sort of shorthand, which any

competent stenographer nowadays would look upon as a Chinese puzzle. Mr.

W. H. Higgins, a clever and experienced newspaper man of more than local

reputation, composed the sole editorial and reportorial staff, and one

day there were two gatherings—a special meeting of the County Council

at Whitby and a Conservative convention at Brooklin, six miles

north—and only one Mr. Higgins. My opportunity came. In despair at not

getting a more suitable representative, he unwillingly sent me to

Brooklin. Well, say, when I turned in my report early Monday morning,

the boss was astounded. No wonder, I wrote and rewrote that blessed

report during all Saturday night, and the greater part of Sunday and it

wasn’t till near dawn on Monday that it was finished. And after all it

only filled three columns. Any experienced reporter would have written

it within three or four hours. I was paid $5.00 for the report, and it

wasn’t so much the money I cared for as the encouraging words Mr.

Higgins gave me. Thereafter I reported the town council, and brought in

news items—frequently written and rewritten and then written again—and

some not only written but absolutely rotten—and my salary was increased

to eight dollars a week, but I kept on the case at the same time.

Other Adventures in Employment

Failing in health—although apparently robust and strong—inducements of

future wealth lured me to Walkerton, way up in Bruce County, where an

old friend of the family, Mr. Ed. Kilmer, kept a general store. I was to

be a partner, after a little experience behind the counter. That

partnership never materialized. I used to practise on tying up parcels

of tea and coffee and sugar, and, somehow or other, I would invariably

put my thumb clumsily through the paper, and have to start all over

again. I could sell axes and bar iron all right enough, but everyone

wasn’t buying those articles. One day a lady had me take down the

greater part of the dress goods on the shelves and always wanted

something else than what was in stock. My patience was exhausted, so I

went to Mr. Kilmer, and suggested he should attend to the lady,

mentioning incidentally that I honestly believed baled hay was really

what she needed—and forthwith resigned. As a complete failure as a

clerk in a general store, I always prided myself that I was a huge

success. But I left town the next day, and never became a merchant

prince.

To indulge in outdoor life, the townships of Darlington and East and

West Whitby were traversed by me as sub-agent for a farmers’ insurance

company. There was not much difficulty in securing renewals of policies,

but it was uphill work to get new business. The general excuse for

refusal to insure was that Mr. Farmer had been insured before and had

never made anything out of it. My throat used to get dry as a tin horn

in trying to explain that the company couldn’t exactly guarantee a

“blaze”, but the insurance policy was to protect the insure in case of

fire. Perhaps, glibness of tongue was not one of my long suits, and the

work did not appeal to me. Consequently I sent in my resignation and

returned to more congenial work.

Put Off the First Train

In the fall of 1856, the town schools had a holiday, because on that day

the first railway passenger train was to arrive at Whitby. The pupils

were assembled up town at the High School, then called the Grammar

School. The Public School pupils led the procession, preceded by the

town band, and the Grammar School formed the rear of the column, under

command of Mr. William McCabe, who was then the only teacher in the

Grammar School. Arriving at the station, we were lined up alongside the

track. About 3 p.m. a train with three passenger cars arrived from

Toronto, filled with invited guests. The locomotive was decorated with

flags, and on the front and sides was a piece of bunting on which was

painted the words “Fortuna Sequitur.” We were ordered to make a note of

these words and produce a translation thereof on the following day. We

generally agreed that “Let or may fortune follow” was about the meaning

of these Latin words. The train moved on to Oshawa where John Beverley

Robinson and others delivered addresses.

On the return of the train from Oshawa, a number of school boys boarded

the car during the stoppage at Whitby, and then occurred the first and

only time I was ever put off a train. I was bound to make the trip to

Toronto as I had never experienced a ride on a railway train. The

conductor put my brother, four years my senior, and myself off the rear

end of the car. We ran to the front end, only to be again ejected. This

was a little discouraging, I will candidly admit, but we made another

bolt for the front entrance, and when the irate conductor threateningly

ordered us off, some of the compassionate passengers told him to give

the boys a show, which he grudgingly did; and to Toronto we went. In the

other cars, the invited guests protested against the invasion of the

Whitby youths, but they, too, notwithstanding the threats and warnings

of the conductor, stuck to the train. Neither my brother nor myself had

a cent, but that didn’t worry us at all, and when we arrived in Toronto,

it was after dusk. No one knew when the train would leave for Whitby,

and so we had to sit in that car, hungry as bears, until good old Hugh

Fraser of Whitby loomed up about ten o’clock with some crackers and

cheese, after which we didn’t care a continental what old time the train

would leave. Crackers and cheese are very invigorating. The other

fellows pooled all the money they had and Jack Wall (afterwards Dr. John

Wall of Oshawa), who had been attending college in Toronto, rustled some

more crackers and cheese, which seemed to be the sole and only article

of food on the menu that night. The clock struck 4 a.m. as we reached

home, completely tired out but happy as clams. I was the first boy at

school next morning and was the hero of the day. Rides on railways then

were big events of the mightiest importance. Don’t care so much for them

now. I remember that the G. T. R. car was No. 2, and a third of a

century later I again rode in the same old car, then on the Caraquet

Railway in New Brunswick. But as I had a pass the conductor did not dare

throw me off once—let alone twice.

A hot battle was waged between Gordon Brown, of the _Globe_, and a

member of the Grand Trunk engineering staff, as to the road and its

equipment and as to its time-table for the excursion train. No one was

hurt, although threats were made, and it is alleged that the Grand Trunk

engineer sent a challenge to the editor of the _Globe_, which he did not

accept or pay any attention to, except by publishing it in the _Globe_.

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