CHAPTER XIII

What is here?--

Gold?

Thus much of this will make black white, foul fair.

Timon of Athens.

Came there a certain lord, neat, trimly drest,

Fresh as a bridegroom.

Henry the Fourth.

I do not know the man I should avoid

So soon as that spare Cassius!

He reads much. He is a great observer; and he looks

Quite through the deeds of men.

Often he smiles; but smiles in such a sort,

As if he mocked himself or scorned his spirit,

That could be moved to smile at anything.

Julius Caesar.

The next day, late at noon, as Lucy was sitting with her father, not as

usual engaged either in work or in reading, but seemingly quite idle,

with her pretty foot upon the squire's gouty stool, and eyes fixed on

the carpet, while her hands (never were hands so soft and so small as

Lucy's, though they may have been eclipsed in whiteness) were lightly

clasped together and reposed listlessly on her knees,--the surgeon of

the village abruptly entered with a face full of news and horror. Old

Squire Brandon was one of those persons who always hear news, whatever

it may be, later than any of their neighbours; and it was not till all

the gossips of the neighbourhood had picked the bone of the matter quite

bare, that he was now informed, through the medium of Mr. Pillum,

that Lord Mauleverer had on the preceding night been stopped by three

highwaymen in his road to his country-seat, and robbed to a considerable

amount.

The fame of the worthy Dr. Slopperton's maladventure having long ere

this been spread far and wide, the whole neighbourhood was naturally

thrown into great consternation. Magistrates were sent to, large dogs

borrowed, blunderbusses cleaned, and a subscription made throughout the

parish for the raising of a patrol. There seemed little doubt but that

the offenders in either case were members of the same horde; and Mr.

Pillum, in his own mind, was perfectly convinced that they meant to

encroach upon his trade, and destroy all the surrounding householders

who were worth the trouble.

The next week passed in the most diligent endeavours, on the part of the

neighbouring magistrates and yeomanry, to detect and seize the robbers;

but their labours were utterly fruitless; and one justice of peace, who

had been particularly active, was himself entirely “cleaned out” by an

old gentleman who, under the name of Mr. Bagshot,--rather an ominous

cognomen,--offered to conduct the unsuspicious magistrate to the very

spot where the miscreants might be seized. No sooner, however, had he

drawn the poor justice away from his comrades into a lonely part of

the road than he stripped him to his shirt. He did not even leave his

worship his flannel drawers, though the weather was as bitter as the

dog-days of 1829.

“It is not my way,” said the hoary ruffian, when the justice petitioned

at least for the latter article of attire,--“'t is not my way. I be 's

slow about my work, but I does it thoroughly; so off with your rags, old

un.”

This was, however, the only additional instance of aggression in the

vicinity of Warlock Manor-house; and by degrees, as the autumn declined,

and no further enormities were perpetrated, people began to look out

for a new topic of conversation. This was afforded them by a piece of

unexpected good fortune to Lucy Brandon:

Mrs. Warner--an old lady to whom she was slightly related, and with whom

she had been residing during her brief and only visit to London--died

suddenly, and in her will declared Lucy to be her sole heiress. The

property, which was in the Funds, and which amounted to L60,000, was to

be enjoyed by Miss Brandon immediately on her attaining her twenty-first

year; meanwhile the executors to the will were to pay to the young

heiress the annual sum of L600. The joy which this news created in

Warlock Manor-house may easily be conceived. The squire projected

improvements here, and repairs there; and Lucy, poor girl, who had no

idea of money for herself, beyond the purchase of a new pony, or a

gown from London, seconded with affectionate pleasure all her father's

suggestions, and delighted herself with the reflection that those fine

plans, which were to make the Brandons greater than the Brandons ever

were before, were to be realized by her own, own money! It was at this

identical time that the surrounding gentry made a simultaneous and grand

discovery,--namely, of the astonishing merits and great good-sense of

Mr. Joseph Brandon. It was a pity, they observed, that he was of so

reserved and shy a turn,--it was not becoming in a gentleman of so

ancient a family; but why should they not endeavour to draw him from

his retirement into those more public scenes which he was doubtless well

calculated to adorn?

Accordingly, as soon as the first month of mourning had expired, several

coaches, chariots, chaises, and horses which had never been seen at

Warlock Manor-house before, arrived there one after the other in the

most friendly manner imaginable. Their owners admired everything,--the

house was such a fine relic of old times!--for their parts they liked

an oak staircase!--and those nice old windows!--and what a beautiful

peacock!--and, Heaven save the mark! that magnificent chestnut-tree

was worth a forest! Mr. Brandon was requested to make one of the county

hunt, not that he any longer hunted himself, but that his name would

give such consequence to the thing! Miss Lucy must come to pass a week

with her dear friends the Honourable Misses Sansterre! Augustus, their

brother, had such a sweet lady's horse! In short, the customary change

which takes place in people's characters after the acquisition of a

fortune took place in the characters of Mr. and Miss Brandon; and

when people become suddenly amiable, it is no wonder that they should

suddenly gain a vast accession of friends.

But Lucy, though she had seen so little of the world, was not quite

blind; and the squire, though rather obtuse, was not quite a fool.

If they were not rude to their new visitors, they were by no means

overpowered with gratitude at their condescension. Mr. Brandon declined

subscribing to the hunt, and Miss Lucy laughed in the face of the

Honourable Augustus Sansterre. Among their new guests, however, was one

who to great knowledge of the world joined an extreme and even

brilliant polish of manners, which at least prevented deceit from

being disagreeable, if not wholly from being unseen this was the new

lieutenant of the county, Lord Mauleverer.

Though possessed of an immense property in that district, Lord

Mauleverer had hitherto resided but little on his estates. He was one

of those gay lords who are now somewhat uncommon in this country after

mature manhood is attained, who live an easy and rakish life, rather

among their parasites than their equals, and who yet, by aid of an

agreeable manner, natural talents, and a certain graceful and light

cultivation of mind (not the less pleasant for its being universally

coloured with worldliness, and an amusing rather than offensive regard

for self), never lose their legitimate station in society; who are

oracles in dress, equipages, cookery, and beauty, and, having no

character of their own, are able to fix by a single word a character

upon any one else. Thus, while Mauleverer rather lived the dissolute

life of a young nobleman, who prefers the company of agreeable demireps

to that of wearisome duchesses, than maintained the decorous state

befitting a mature age, and an immense interest in the country, he was

quite as popular at court, where he held a situation in the household,

as he was in the green-room, where he enchanted every actress on the

right side of forty. A word from him in the legitimate quarters of power

went further than an harangue from another; and even the prudes--at

least, all those who had daughters--confessed that his lordship was a

very interesting character. Like Brandon, his familiar friend, he had

risen in the world (from the Irish baron to the English earl) without

having ever changed his politics, which were ultra-Tory; and we need not

observe that he was deemed, like Brandon, a model of public integrity.

He was possessed of two places under government, six votes in the House

of Commons, and eight livings in the Church; and we must add, in justice

to his loyal and religious principles, that there was not in the three

kingdoms a firmer friend to the existing establishments.

Whenever a nobleman does not marry, people try to take away his

character. Lord Mauleverer had never married. The Whigs had been

very bitter on the subject; they even alluded to it in the House of

Commons,--that chaste assembly, where the never-failing subject of

reproach against Mr. Pitt was the not being of an amorous temperament;

but they had not hitherto prevailed against the stout earl's celibacy.

It is true that if he was devoid of a wife, he had secured to himself

plenty of substitutes; his profession was that of a man of gallantry;

and though he avoided the daughters, it was only to make love to the

mothers. But his lordship had now attained a certain age, and it was

at last circulated among his friends that he intended to look out for a

Lady Mauleverer.

“Spare your caresses,” said his toady-in-chief to a certain duchess, who

had three portionless daughters; “Mauleverer has sworn that he will not

choose among your order. You know his high politics, and you will not

wonder at his declaring himself averse in matrimony as in morals to a

community of goods.”

The announcement of the earl's matrimonial design and the circulation of

this anecdote set all the clergymen's daughters in England on a blaze

of expectation; and when Mauleverer came to shire, upon obtaining the

honour of the lieutenancy, to visit his estates and court the friendship

of his neighbours, there was not an old-young lady of forty, who worked

in broad-stitch and had never been to London above a week at a time, who

did not deem herself exactly the sort of person sure to fascinate his

lordship.

It was late in the afternoon when the travelling-chariot of this

distinguished person, preceded by two outriders, in the earl's undress

livery of dark green, stopped at the hall door of Warlock House. The

squire was at home, actually and metaphorically; for he never dreamed of

denying himself to any one, gentle or simple. The door of the carriage

being opened, there descended a small slight man, richly dressed (for

lace and silk vestments were not then quite discarded, though gradually

growing less the mode), and of an air prepossessing and distinguished

rather than dignified. His years--for his countenance, though handsome,

was deeply marked, and evinced the tokens of dissipation--seemed more

numerous than they really were; and though not actually past middle age,

Lord Mauleverer might fairly have received the unpleasing epithet of

elderly. However, his step was firm, his gait upright, and his

figure was considerably more youthful than his physiognomy. The first

compliments of the day having passed, and Lord Mauleverer having

expressed his concern that his long and frequent absence from the county

had hitherto prevented his making the acquaintance of Mr. Brandon, the

brother of one of his oldest and most esteemed friends, conversation

became on both sides rather an effort. Mr. Brandon first introduced the

subject of the weather, and the turnips; inquired whether his lordship

was not very fond (for his part he used to be, but lately the rheumatism

had disabled him; he hoped his lordship was not subject to that

complaint) of shooting!

Catching only the last words,--for, besides the awful complexity of the

squire's sentences, Mauleverer was slightly affected by the aristocratic

complaint of deafness,--the earl answered, with a smile,--

“The complaint of shooting! Very good indeed, Mr. Brandon; it is seldom

that I have heard so witty a phrase. No, I am not in the least troubled

with that epidemic. It is a disorder very prevalent in this county.”

“My lord!” said the squire, rather puzzled; and then, observing that

Mauleverer did not continue, he thought it expedient to start another

subject.

“I was exceedingly grieved to hear that your lordship, in travelling

to Mauleverer Park (that is a very ugly road across the waste land; the

roads in this country are in general pretty good,--for my own part, when

I was a magistrate I was very strict in that respect), was robbed. You

have not yet, I believe, detected (for my part, though I do not profess

to be much of a politician, I do think that in affairs of robbery there

is a great deal of remissness in the ministers) the villains!”

“Our friend is disaffected!” thought the lord-lieutenant, imagining

that the last opprobrious term was applied to the respectable personages

specified in the parenthesis. Bowing with a polished smile to the

squire, Mauleverer replied aloud, that he was extremely sorry that

their conduct (meaning the ministers) did not meet with Mr. Brandon's

approbation.

“Well,” thought the squire, “that is playing the courtier with a

vengeance!--Meet with my approbation!” said he, warmly; “how could your

lordship think me (for though I am none of your saints, I am, I hope, a

good Christian; an excellent one, judging from your words, your lordship

must be!) so partial to crime!”

“I partial to crime!” returned Mauleverer, thinking he had stumbled

unawares on some outrageous democrat, yet smiling as softly as usual;

“you judge me harshly, Mr. Brandon! You must do me more justice, and you

can only do that by knowing me better.”

Whatever unlucky answer the squire might otherwise have made was cut

off by the entrance of Lucy; and the earl, secretly delighted at the

interruption, rose to render her his homage, and to remind her of the

introduction he had formerly been so happy as to obtain to her through

the friendship of Mr. William Brandon,--a “friendship,” said the gallant

nobleman, “to which I have often before been indebted, but which was

never more agreeably exerted on my behalf.”

Upon this Lucy, who though she had been so painfully bashful during

her meeting with Mr. Clifford, felt no overpowering diffidence in the

presence of so much greater a person, replied laughingly, and the earl

rejoined by a second compliment. Conversation was now no longer an

effort; and Mauleverer, the most consummate of epicures, whom even

royalty trembled to ask without preparation, on being invited by the

unconscious squire to partake of the family dinner, eagerly accepted

the invitation. It was long since the knightly walls of Warlock had been

honoured by the presence of a guest so courtly. The good squire heaped

his plate with a profusion of boiled beef; and while the poor earl was

contemplating in dismay the Alps upon Alps which he was expected to

devour, the gray-headed butler, anxious to serve him with alacrity,

whipped away the overloaded plate, and presently returned it, yet more

astoundingly surcharged with an additional world of a composition

of stony colour and sudorific aspect, which, after examining in mute

attention for some moments, and carefully removing as well as he was

able to the extreme edge of his plate, the earl discovered to be suet

pudding.

“You eat nothing, my lord,” cried the squire; “let me give you--this is

more underdone;” holding between blade and fork in middle air abhorrent

fragment of scarlet, shaking its gory locks,--“another slice.”

Swift at the word dropped upon Mauleverer's plate the harpy finger and

ruthless thumb of the gray-headed butler. “Not a morsel more,” cried the

earl, struggling with the murderous domestic. “My dear sir, excuse me; I

assure you I have never ate such a dinner before,--never!”

“Nay, now!” quoth the squire, expostulating, “you really (and this

air is so keen that your lordship should indulge your appetite, if you

follow the physician's advice) eat nothing!”

Again Mauleverer was at fault.

“The physicians are right, Mr. Brandon,” said he, “very right, and I am

forced to live abstemiously; indeed I do not know whether, if I were to

exceed at your hospitable table, and attack all that you would bestow

upon me, I should ever recover it. You would have to seek a new

lieutenant for your charming county, and on the tomb of the last

Mauleverer the hypocritical and unrelated heir would inscribe, 'Died of

the visitation of Beef, John, Earl, etc.'”

Plain as the meaning of this speech might have seemed to others, the

squire only laughed at the effeminate appetite of the speaker, and

inclined to think him an excellent fellow for jesting so good-humouredly

on his own physical infirmity. But Lucy had the tact of her sex, and,

taking pity on the earl's calamitous situation, though she certainly

never guessed at its extent, entered with so much grace and ease

into the conversation which he sought to establish between them, that

Mauleverer's gentleman, who had hitherto been pushed aside by the zeal

of the gray-headed butler, found an opportunity, when the squire was

laughing and the butler staring, to steal away the overburdened plate

unsuspected and unseen.

In spite, however, of these evils of board and lodgement, Mauleverer was

exceedingly well pleased with his visit; nor did he terminate it till

the shades of night had begun to close, and the distance from his own

residence conspired with experience to remind him that it was possible

for a highwayman's audacity to attack the equipage even of Lord

Mauleverer. He then reluctantly re-entered his carriage, and, bidding

the postilions drive as fast as possible, wrapped himself in his

roquelaire, and divided his thoughts between Lucy Brandon and the homard

au gratin with which he proposed to console him self immediately on

his return home. However, Fate, which mocks our most cherished hopes,

ordained that on arriving at Mauleverer Park the owner should be

suddenly afflicted with a loss of appetite, a coldness in the limbs, a

pain in the chest, and various other ungracious symptoms of portending

malady. Lord Mauleverer went straight to bed; he remained there for some

days, and when he recovered his physicians ordered him to Bath. The Whig

Methodists, who hated him, ascribed his illness to Providence; and his

lordship was firmly of opinion that it should be ascribed to the beef

and pudding. However this be, there was an end, for the present, to

the hopes of young ladies of forty, and to the intended festivities at

Mauleverer Park.

“Good heavens!” said the earl, as his carriage wheels turned from his

gates, “what a loss to country tradesmen may be occasioned by a piece of

underdone beef, especially if it be boiled!”

About a fortnight had elapsed since Mauleverer's meteoric visit to

Warlock House, when the squire received from his brother the following

epistle:--

MY DEAR JOSEPH,--You know my numerous avocations, and, amid the

press of business which surrounds me, will, I am sure, forgive me

for being a very negligent and remiss correspondent. Nevertheless,

I assure you, no one can more sincerely sympathize in that good

fortune which has befallen my charming niece, and of which your last

letter informed me, than I do. Pray give my best love to her, and

tell her how complacently I look forward to the brilliant sensation

she will create, when her beauty is enthroned upon that rank which,

I am quite sure, it will one day or other command.

You are not aware, perhaps, my dear Joseph, that I have for some

time been in a very weak and declining state of health. The old

nervous complaint in my face has of late attacked me grievously, and

the anguish is sometimes so great that I am scarcely able to bear

it. I believe the great demand which my profession makes upon a

frame of body never strong, and now beginning prematurely to feel

the infirmities of time, is the real cause of my maladies. At last,

however, I must absolutely punish my pocket, and indulge my

inclinations by a short respite from toil. The doctors--sworn

friends, you know, to the lawyers, since they make common cause

against mankind--have peremptorily ordered me to lie by, and to try

a short course of air, exercise, social amusements, and the waters

of Bath. Fortunately this is vacation time, and I can afford to

lose a few weeks of emolument, in order, perhaps, to secure many

years of life. I purpose, then, early next week, repairing to that

melancholy reservoir of the gay, where persons dance out of life and

are fiddled across the Styx. In a word, I shall make one of the

adventurers after health who seek the goddess at King Bladud's pump-

room. Will you and dear Lucy join me there? I ask it of your

friendship, and I am quite sure that neither of you will shrink

aghast at the proposal of solacing your invalid relation. At the

same time that I am recovering health, my pretty niece will be

avenging Pluto, by consigning to his dominions many a better and

younger hero in my stead. And it will be a double pleasure to me to

see all the hearts, etc.--I break off, for what can I say on that

subject which the little coquette does not anticipate? It is high

time that Lucy should see the world; and though there are many--at

Bath, above all places, to whom the heiress will be an object of

interested attentions, yet there are also many in that crowded city

by no means undeserving her notice. What say you, dear Joseph? But

I know already: you will not refuse to keep company with me in my

little holiday; and Lucy's eyes are already sparkling at the idea of

new bonnets, Milsom Street, a thousand adorers, and the pump-room.

Ever, dear Joseph, yours affectionately,

WILLIAM BRANDON.

P. S. I find that my friend Lord Mauleverer is at Bath; I own that

is an additional reason to take me thither; by a letter from him,

received the other day, I see that he has paid you a visit, and he

now raves about his host and the heiress. Ah, Miss Lucy, Miss Lucy!

are you going to conquer him whom all London has, for years more

than I care to tell (yet not many, for Mauleverer is still young),

assailed in vain? Answer me!

This letter created a considerable excitement in Warlock House. The old

squire was extremely fond of his brother, and grieved to the heart to

find that he spoke so discouragingly of his health. Nor did the

squire for a moment hesitate at accepting the proposal to join his

distinguished relative at Bath. Lucy also--who had for her uncle,

possibly from his profuse yet not indelicate flattery, a very great

regard and interest, though she had seen but little of him--urged the

squire to lose no time in arranging matters for their departure, so as

to precede the barrister, and prepare everything for his arrival. The

father and daughter being thus agreed, there was little occasion for

delay; an answer to the invalid's letter was sent by return of post, and

on the fourth day from their receipt of the said epistle, the good old

squire, his daughter, a country girl by way of abigail, the gray-headed

butler, and two or three live pets, of the size and habits most

convenient for travelling, were on their way to a city which at that

time was gayer at least, if somewhat less splendid, than the metropolis.

On the second day of their arrival at Bath, Brandon (as in future, to

avoid confusion, we shall call the younger brother, giving to the elder

his patriarchal title of squire) joined them.

He was a man seemingly rather fond of parade, though at heart he

disrelished and despised it. He came to their lodging, which had not

been selected in the very best part of the town, in a carriage and six,

but attended only by one favourite servant.

They found him in better looks and better spirits than they had

anticipated. Few persons, when he liked it, could be more agreeable than

William Brandon; but at times there mixed with his conversation a bitter

sarcasm, probably a habit acquired in his profession, or an occasional

tinge of morose and haughty sadness, possibly the consequence of his

ill-health. Yet his disorder, which was somewhat approaching to that

painful affliction the tic douloureux, though of fits more rare in

occurrence than those of that complaint ordinarily are, never seemed

even for an instant to operate upon his mood, whatever that might be.

That disease worked unseen; not a muscle of his face appeared to quiver;

the smile never vanished from his mouth, the blandness of his voice

never grew faint as with pain, and, in the midst of intense torture, his

resolute and stern mind conquered every external indication; nor could

the most observant stranger have noted the moment when the fit attacked

or released him. There was something inscrutable about the man. You felt

that you took his character upon trust, and not on your own knowledge.

The acquaintance of years would have left you equally dark as to his

vices or his virtues. He varied often, yet in each variation he was

equally undiscoverable. Was he performing a series of parts, or was it

the ordinary changes of a man's true temperament that you beheld in him?

Commonly smooth, quiet, attentive, flattering in social intercourse,

he was known in the senate and courts of law for a cold asperity, and a

caustic venom,--scarcely rivalled even in those arenas of contention.

It seemed as if the bitterer feelings he checked in private life,

he delighted to indulge in public. Yet even there he gave not way to

momentary petulance or gushing passion; all seemed with him systematic

sarcasm or habitual sternness. He outraged no form of ceremonial or of

society. He stung, without appearing conscious of the sting; and his

antagonist writhed not more beneath the torture of his satire than the

crushing contempt of his self-command. Cool, ready, armed and defended

on all points, sound in knowledge, unfailing in observation, equally

consummate in sophistry when needed by himself, and instantaneous

in detecting sophistry in another; scorning no art, however painful;

begrudging no labour, however weighty; minute in detail, yet not the

less comprehending the whole subject in a grasp,--such was the legal and

public character William Brandon had established, and such was the fame

he joined to the unsullied purity of his moral reputation. But to his

friends he seemed only the agreeable, clever, lively, and, if we may

use the phrase innocently, the worldly man,--never affecting a superior

sanctity, or an over-anxiety to forms, except upon great occasions; and

rendering his austerity of manners the more admired, because he made it

seem so unaccompanied by hypocrisy.

“Well,” said Brandon, as he sat after dinner alone with his relations,

and had seen the eyes of his brother close in diurnal slumber, “tell

me, Miss Lucy, what you think of Lord Mauleverer; do you find him

agreeable?”

“Very; too much so, indeed!”

“Too much so! That is an uncommon fault, Lucy, unless you mean to

insinuate that you find him too agreeable for your peace of mind.”

“Oh, no! there is little fear of that. All that I meant to express was

that he seems to make it the sole business of his life to be agreeable,

and that one imagines he had gained that end by the loss of certain

qualities which one would have liked better.”

“Umph! and what are they?”

“Truth, sincerity, independence, and honesty of mind.”

“My dear Lucy, it has been the professional study of my life to discover

a man's character, especially so far as truth is concerned, in as short

a time as possible; but you excel me in intuition, if you can tell

whether there be sincerity in a courtier's character at the first

interview you have with him.”

“Nevertheless, I am sure of my opinion,” said Lucy, laughing; “and I

will tell you one instance I observed among a hundred. Lord Mauleverer

is rather deaf, and he imagined, in conversation, that my father said

one thing--it was upon a very trifling subject, the speech of some

member of parliament [the lawyer smiled],--when in reality he meant to

say another. Lord Mauleverer, in the warmest manner in the world,

chimed in with him, appeared thoroughly of his opinion, applauded his

sentiments, and wished the whole country of his mind. Suddenly my father

spoke; Lord Mauleverer bent down his ear, and found that the sentiments

he had so lauded were exactly those my father the least favoured.

No sooner did he make this discovery than he wheeled round

again,--dexterously and gracefully, I allow; condemned all that he had

before extolled, and extolled all that he had before abused!”

“And is that all, Lucy?” said Brandon, with a keener sneer on his lip

than the occasion warranted. “Why, that is what every one does; only

some more gravely than others. Mauleverer in society, I at the bar, the

minister in parliament, friend to friend, lover to mistress, mistress to

lover,--half of us are employed in saying white is black, and the other

half in swearing that black is white. There is only one difference, my

pretty niece, between the clever man and the fool: the fool says what is

false while the colours stare in his face and give him the lie; but the

clever man takes as it were a brush and literally turns the black into

white and the white into black before he makes the assertion, which is

then true. The fool changes, and is a liar; the clever man makes the

colours change, and is a genius. But this is not for your young years

yet, Lucy.”

“But I can't see the necessity of seeming to agree with people,” said

Lucy, simply; “surely they would be just as well pleased if you differed

from them civilly and with respect?”

“No, Lucy,” said Brandon, still sneering; “to be liked, it is not

necessary to be anything but compliant. Lie, cheat, make every word a

snare, and every act a forgery; but never contradict. Agree with people,

and they make a couch for you in their hearts. You know the story of

Dante and the buffoon. Both were entertained at the court of the vain

pedant, who called himself Prince Scaliger,--the former poorly, the

latter sumptuously. 'How comes it,' said the buffoon to the poet, 'that

I am so rich and you so poor?' 'I shall be as rich as you,' was the

stinging and true reply, 'whenever I can find a patron as like myself as

Prince Scaliger is like you!'”

“Yet my birds,” said Lucy, caressing the goldfinch, which nestled to

her bosom, “are not like me, and I love them. Nay, I often think I

could love those better who differ from me the most. I feel it so in

books,--when, for instance, I read a novel or a play; and you, uncle, I

like almost in proportion to my perceiving in myself nothing in common

with you.”

“Yes,” said Brandon, “you have in common with me a love for old stories

of Sir Hugo and Sir Rupert, and all the other 'Sirs' of our mouldered

and bygone race. So you shall sing me the ballad about Sir John de

Brandon, and the dragon he slew in the Holy Land. We will adjourn to the

drawing-room, not to disturb your father.”

Lucy agreed, took her uncle's arm, repaired to the drawing-room, and

seating herself at the harpsichord, sang to an inspiriting yet somewhat

rude air the family ballad her uncle had demanded.

It would have been amusing to note in the rigid face of the hardened and

habitual man of peace and parchments a certain enthusiasm which ever

and anon crossed his cheek, as the verses of the ballad rested on some

allusion to the knightly House of Brandon and its old renown. It was an

early prejudice, breaking out despite of himself,--a flash of character,

stricken from the hard fossil in which it was imbedded. One would have

supposed that the silliest of all prides (for the pride of money, though

meaner, is less senseless), family pride, was the last weakness which

at that time the callous and astute lawyer would have confessed, even to

himself.

“Lucy,” said Brandon, as the song ceased, and he gazed on his beautiful

niece with a certain pride in his aspect, “I long to witness your first

appearance in the world. This lodging, my dear, is not fit--But pardon

me! what I was about to say is this: your father and yourself are here

at my invitation, and in my house you must dwell; you are my guests, not

mine host and hostess. I have therefore already directed my servant to

secure me a house and provide the necessary establishment; and I make

no doubt, as he is a quick fellow, that within three days all will be

ready. You must then be the magnet of my abode, Lucy; and meanwhile

you must explain this to my brother, and--for you know his jealous

hospitality--obtain his acquiescence.”

“But--” began Lucy.

“But me no buts,” said Brandon, quickly, but with an affectionate tone

of wilfulness; “and now, as I feel very much fatigued with my journey,

you must allow me to seek my own room.”

“I will conduct you to it myself,” said Lucy, for she was anxious

to show her father's brother the care and forethought which she had

lavished on her arrangements for his comfort. Brandon followed her into

an apartment which his eye knew at a glance had been subjected to that

female superintendence which makes such uses from what men reject as

insignificant; and he thanked her with more than his usual amenity, for

the grace which had presided over, and the kindness which had dictated

her preparations. As soon as he was left alone, he wheeled his armchair

near the clear, bright fire, and resting his face upon his hand, in the

attitude of a man who prepares himself as it were for the indulgence of

meditation, he muttered,--

“Yes! these women are, first, what Nature makes them, and that is good;

next, what use make them, and that is evil! Now, could I persuade myself

that we ought to be nice as to the use we put these poor puppets to, I

should shrink from enforcing the destiny which I have marked for this

girl. But that is a pitiful consideration, and he is but a silly player

who loses his money for the sake of preserving his counters. So the

young lady must go as another score to the fortunes of William Brandon.

After all, who suffers? Not she. She will have wealth, rank, honour.

I shall suffer, to yield so pretty and pure a gem to the coronet

of--Faugh! How I despise that dog; but how I could hate, crush, mangle

him, could I believe that he despised me! Could he do so? Umph! No,

I have resolved myself that is impossible. Well, let me hope that

matrimonial point will be settled; and now let me consider what next

step I shall take for myself,--myself, ay, only myself! With me perishes

the last male of Brandon; but the light shall not go out under a

bushel.”

As he said this, the soliloquist sunk into a more absorbed and silent

revery, from which he was disturbed by the entrance of his servant.

Brandon, who was never a dreamer save when alone, broke at once from his

reflections.

“You have obeyed my orders, Barlow?” said he.

“Yes, sir,” answered the domestic. “I have taken the best house yet

unoccupied; and when Mrs. Roberts [Brandon's housekeeper] arrives from

London, everything will, I trust, be exactly to your wishes.”

“Good! And you gave my note to Lord Mauleverer?”

“With my own hands, sir; his lordship will await you at home all

to-morrow.”

“Very well! and now, Barlow, see that your room is within call [bells,

though known, were not common at that day], and give out that I am gone

to bed, and must not be disturbed. What's the hour?”

“Just on the stroke of ten, sir.”

“Place on that table my letter-case and the inkstand. Look in, to

help me to undress, at half-past one; I shall go to bed at that hour.

And--stay--be sure, Barlow, that my brother believes me retired for the

night. He does not know my habits, and will vex himself if he thinks I

sit up so late in my present state of health.”

Drawing the table with its writing appurtenances near to his master, the

servant left Brandon once more to his thoughts or his occupations.

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