On Christmas he is liable to shove a dollar or two at his wife,
remarking: "Get yourself something. I don't know what you want, and I
haven't time to fool with it."]
[Illustration: "ONE HOUR OF IT IS WORTH LIVIN' FOR AN' DYIN' FOR."]
[Illustration: "AN' DAT WOMEN'S CLUBS IS DE CAUSE OF ALL DE PO' LITTLE
NEGLECTED CHILLEN."]
Wisconsin Widow--49 yrs., 5 ft. 3 in., weight 130 lbs.;
black hair, black eyes; no children; worth $15,000. Will
marry elderly man.
Indiana Maiden--29 yrs., 5 ft. 4 in., weight 122 lbs.;
brown hair, blue eyes; pretty and worth $7,000. Would marry
farmer.
Illinois Maiden--21 yrs., 5 ft. 8 in., weight 140 lbs.;
chestnut hair, blue eyes; worth $40,000; is a cripple. Will
marry kind man who will overlook her misfortune.
New Jersey Widow--28 yrs., 4 ft. 11 in., weight 150 lbs.;
brown hair, blue eyes, one child; worth $35,000. Will marry
and assist husband financially.
Ohio Farmers Daughter--Orphan, 25 yrs., 5 ft. 7 in.;
brown hair, gray eyes; has large farm. Alone, will marry
immediately, farmer preferred.
Montana Maiden--Half-breed Indian, age 25, 5 ft. 4 in., 130
lbs.; black hair, black eyes; has large ranch. Will marry
honest white man.
Illinois Bachelor Girl--Age 35, 5 ft. 7 in., 160 lbs.;
black hair, brown eyes; owns fine estate, valued at
thousands. Would marry gentleman of equal wealth.