Davy Crockett Runs for Office

Davy Crockett, who describes himself as an “ignorant backwoods

bearhunter,” was just another poor frontier boy until he got into

politics. Then he served in the state legislature and later in Congress.

He became the fair-haired boy of Whig politicians when he broke with

Andrew Jackson, his fellow Tennessee Democrat. Subsequently, his

backwoods humor, tall tales, and picturesque personality were exploited

by Whig journalists, and Crockett became a sort of folklore hero.

But Tennessee Democrats would not tolerate his desertion of their party

and turned him out of office. After that, he went to Texas and died, as

everyone remembers, during the heroic defense of the Alamo. The

following selection is taken from _A Narrative of the Life of Davy

Crockett_, which passes for his autobiography but which undoubtedly was

ghostwritten for him. This account describes with typical frontier

exaggeration Crockett’s first campaign for office.

In a little time I was asked to offer for the Legislature in the

counties of Lawrence and Heckman. I offered my name in the month of

February, and started about the first of March with a drove of horses

to the lower part of the State of North Carolina. This was in the year

1821, and I was gone upwards of three months. I returned, and set out

electioneering, which was a brand-fire new business to me. It now

became necessary that I should tell the people something about the

government, and an eternal sight of other things that I knowed nothing

more about than I did about Latin, and law, and such things as that. I

have said before that in those days none of us called General Jackson

the government [_Jackson was not yet President, and Crockett was still

a Democrat_], nor did he seem in as fair a way to become so as I do

now; but I knowed so little about it, that if any one had told me he

was “the government,” I should have believed it, for I had never read

even a newspaper in my life, or anything else, on the subject. But

over all my difficulties, it seems to me I was born for luck, though

it would be hard for any one to guess what sort. I will, however,

explain that hereafter.

I went first into Heckman county, to see what I could do among the

people as a candidate. Here they told me that they wanted to move

their town nearer to the centre of the county, and I must come out in

favor of it. There’s no devil if I knowed what this meant, or how the

town was to be moved; and so I kept dark, going on the identical same

plan that I now find is called “_noncommittal_.” About this time there

was a great squirrel hunt on Duck River, which was among my people.

They were to hunt two days; then to meet and count the scalps, and

have a big barbecue, and what might be called a tip-top country

frolic. The dinner, and a general treat, was all to be paid for by the

party having taken the fewest scalps. I joined one side, taking the

place of one of the hunters, and got a gun ready for the hunt. I

killed a great many squirrels, and when we counted scalps, my party

was victorious.

The company had every thing to eat and drink that could be furnished

in so new a country, and much fun and good humor prevailed. But before

the regular frolic commenced, I mean the dancing, I was called on to

make a speech as a candidate; which was a business I was as ignorant

of as an outlandish Negro.

A public document I had never seen, nor did I know there were such

things; and how to begin I couldn’t tell. I made many apologies, and

tried to get off, for I know’d I had a man to run against who could

speak prime, and I know’d, too, that I wasn’t able to shuffle and cut

with him. He was there, and knowing my ignorance as well as I did

myself, he also urged me to make a speech. The truth is, he thought my

being a candidate was a mere matter of sport; and didn’t think for a

moment that he was in any danger from an ignorant backwoods bear

hunter. But I found I couldn’t get off, and so I determined just to go

ahead, and leave it to chance what I should say. I got up and told the

people I reckoned they know’d what I come for, but if not, I could

tell them. I had come for their votes, and if they didn’t watch mighty

close I’d get them too. But the worst of all was, that I could not

tell them anything about government. I tried to speak about something,

and I cared very little what, until I choked up as bad as if my mouth

had been jamm’d and cramm’d chock full of dry mush. There the people

stood, listening all the while, with their eyes, mouths, and ears all

open, to catch every word....

At last I told them I was like a fellow I had heard of not long

before. He was beating on the head of an empty barrel near the

road-side, when a traveler, who was passing along, asked him what he

was doing that for? The fellow replied that there was some cider in

that barrel a few days before, and he was trying to see if there was

any then, but if there was he couldn’t get at it. I told them that

there had been a little bit of speech in me a while ago, but I

believed I couldn’t get it out. They all roared out in a mighty laugh,

and I told some other anecdotes, equally amusing to them, and

believing I had them in a first-rate way, I quit and got down,

thanking the people for their attention. But I took care to remark

that I was as dry as a powder-horn, and that I thought it was time for

us all to wet our whistles a little; and so I put off to the liquor

stand, and was followed by the greater part of the crowd.

I felt certain this was necessary, for I knowed my competitor could

open government matters to them as easy as he pleased. He had,

however, mighty few left to hear him, as I continued with the crowd,

now and then taking a horn, and telling good-humored stories, till he

was done speaking. I found I was good for the votes at the hunt, and

when we broke up I went on to the town of Vernon, which was the same

[_town_] they wanted me to move. Here they pressed me again on the

subject, and I found I could get either party by agreeing with them.

But I told them I didn’t know whether it would be right or not, and so

couldn’t promise either way.

Their court commenced on the next Monday, as the barbecue was on a

Saturday, and the candidates for Governor, and for Congress, as well

as my competitor and myself, all attended.

The thought of having to make a speech made my knees feel mighty weak,

and set my heart to fluttering almost as bad as my first love scrape

with the Quaker’s niece. But as good luck would have it, these big

candidates spoke nearly all day, and when they quit, the people were

worn out with fatigue, which afforded me a good apology for not

discussing the government. But I listened mighty close to them, and

was learning pretty fast about political matters. When they were all

done, I got up and told some laughable story, and quit. I found I was

safe in those parts, and so I went home, and did not go back again

till after the election was over. But to cut this matter short, I was

elected, doubling my competitor, and nine votes over.

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