Her cousin urged her to go to the nearest public-house, as it would be

disgraceful to remain at the doors of a railway station for such a

length of time on the Sabbath-day. Her cousin felt herself degraded, as

she had both friends and relations in Liverpool, and was fearful of

being recognised. But entreaties and expostulations were all in vain.

Mrs. Nicholson seated herself and her sister-in-law on the baggage, and

took out the mutton and potatoes, declaring herself right hungry, and

they would have their dinners. Mrs. Nicholson shared out the mutton and

potatoes, settled herself down with the dish on her knees, and commenced

her dinner most vigorously, declaring the meat was very good. Heartily

glad was the cousin when the doors opened; in a few minutes they

obtained their tickets, and were soon on their way to Manchester. On

their arrival they alighted from the train, not being certain that they

could proceed any further that night, and their movements being very

slow, the train started off again before they got fresh tickets. After

the train had departed and the crowd dispersed, the party proceeded to

the waiting-room to consult about procuring lodgings for the night, when

Mrs. Nicholson settled the point by declaring she would not leave the

station. They were still in the midst of their discussion when some of

the company's servants entered the waiting-room, and curtly informed

them it was necessary to depart, as the last train had gone, and they

wanted to close the station. But Mrs. Nicholson told them the train had

gone off and left them, as that old woman, pointing to her

sister-in-law, was unable to walk; and if she was removed from the

station that night they would not be able to get her there again in time

for the morning train. They replied that there was an hotel close to

the doors of the station where they might all be accommodated, and being

so near, the old woman could be brought to the train in the morning

without much difficulty. "Oh," replied Mrs. Nicholson, "do, if you

please, my good man, let us remain here; we would rather remain here

than go anywhere else. We will give you a trifle to let us stop where we

are, for we cannot afford to pay for our beds. But we will give you

something if you will let us stop here; we can sleep on the long

settle." "Well, poor woman," replied the kind-hearted man, evidently

touched with pity, "I cannot give you leave to stay, neither can I

accept anything from you; but I will acquaint the master, and see what I

can do for you." He accordingly departed, and in a little time returned,

saying it was quite contrary to their rules to permit anyone to remain

in the station all night. However, as their case was so pitiful, and

they had missed the train, they would be allowed to remain till morning.

He then kindly offered to make a fire, which, however, Mrs. Nicholson

declined, but thanked him heartily for his kindness. She said if he

would only permit the gaslight to remain burning, it would be all they

would require. He granted her request, and very kindly bade them

good-night, and shut the door.

The travellers then endeavoured to compose themselves to rest, Mrs.

Nicholson exulting in her success in obtaining leave to remain at the

station, whereby they would save the expense of lodgings. Fortunately a

pair of pillows belonging to the cousin were corded on the top of one of

their trunks. They were accidentally omitted when the other portion of

her furniture was packed off, and they now proved extremely useful. The

cords were speedily untied, and Mrs. Nicholson and her sister-in-law

each took a pillow, and laid down on the long seats of the waiting-room.

Her cousin and her children, with the help of sundry bundles, followed

their example, and wrapping themselves in shawls and cloaks, were soon

settled down, and prepared for a sound sleep after the fatigues of the

day.

On the following morning they took tickets for Selby, where they arrived

safely without any further adventures, and returned to Drax in the

evening by the carrier's cart, after having been absent from home about

a month.

Mr. Nicholson received his poor old sister very kindly.

Mr. Nicholson's niece left a few weeks after her aunt returned from

Cumberland, after which time Mrs. Nicholson treated the poor

sister-in-law with the greatest cruelty, compelling her to walk without

the assistance of her sticks, although she was scarcely able to totter

along.

It will be readily imagined that under these circumstances matters

became worse and worse in Mr. Nicholson's house.

It was about the end of November, 1844, that husband and wife had a

violent quarrel, which ended in a mutual agreement to separate.

Mrs. Nicholson's intention was to take up her abode in a house belonging

to her at Drax, which was next door but one to that occupied by her

cousin, and at that time unoccupied, and thither she moved with such

furniture as Mr. Nicholson would spare her. A series of miserable

squabbles ensued, an account of which is given in full in the chap. book

from which this notice is taken, but which we will spare our readers.

The final quarrel took place in 1845, when Mr. Nicholson beat his wife,

in the house where she lived. He never from that day visited her again,

or would suffer her to re-enter his doors. Indeed, they never again met.

She remained at Newland some time, and then removed to Asselby. The

first change she made there was to turn out of his farm the tenant who

had given her so much information previous to the division of the land

with her Dublin cousin, by means of which she had obtained the best

land. For the purpose of gaining this information she had made her

tenant a promise that he should never be disturbed. He reminded her of

her promise, but she had made her plan, and cared neither for his

entreaties nor for her promise. He was compelled to leave the farm at

the termination of his tenancy, which was the Lady-day following her

final separation from her husband.

She persuaded her cousin to come and live with her at Asselby, promising

her if she would do so that she would leave her all her property. The

cousin, although to do so was extremely inconvenient, and certainly most

unpleasant, agreed on these terms to do what she wished.

Poor Mr. Nicholson had bought an accordion, which he amused himself in

the long evenings with playing. On a summer night he sat out under the

trees and practised on his instrument. Nancy was highly exasperated when

she heard this. It was done, she concluded, out of malice, to exhibit to

the whole parish that he was indifferent to his loss, and could be

supremely happy without his wife.

"And I can be happy too," said Nancy, and she launched out in the

extravagance of an organ. She could not play it, but she could pull out

all the stops, bang her fist on the notes, and let the roar of the

instrument proclaim to the neighbourhood through the open windows that

she too was merry.

But not satisfied with this, she determined to be revenged on her

husband by obtaining, if possible, his inhibition. She resolved on

bringing Mr. Nicholson's intemperance under the notice of the

Archbishop, yet so ingeniously did she lay her plans, that when the

investigation took place, the part she had taken in it did not

transpire.

It appears that Mr. Nicholson had a dispute with a tenant at Drax about

giving up possession of his premises at a certain time, and this tenant

called on Mrs. Nicholson at Asselby, requesting her to be a witness as

to the time of his entering into possession, when she instigated him to

write to the Archbishop of York and give a full account of Mr.

Nicholson's various acts of intemperance, with a full detail of all the

circumstances in his conduct which were likely to degrade him in the

eyes of the Archbishop.

Mrs. Nicholson then caused letters to be written to the Archbishop,

complaining that Mr. Nicholson had beat her, and caused her to be turned

away without a home. This brought about a correspondence between the

Archbishop and Mrs. Nicholson, but, contrary to her hopes, it ended in

the Archbishop advising Mrs. Nicholson to consult a solicitor on the

subject.

The investigation caused Mr. Nicholson's suspension from preaching for

two years, which event gave Mrs. Nicholson great satisfaction. She wrote

several letters to him from Asselby, in some of which she abused him,

and in others expressed a wish to be again reconciled, but she never

received any reply.

Being now in comparative tranquillity with all around her, she was at a

loss for an object on which to employ her ever active brain, when one

day, as she was reading over the advertisements in the newspaper, she

suddenly exclaimed, "I am tired of doing nothing, and I think it is a

sin to be idle. To be sure I have what will keep me, and somebody after

me, but I would rather be employed. I will try to obtain a housekeeper's

situation. I know there are many who would be glad to have such a person

as me, if it was only to take care of things for them." It is probable

that no one else would be of the same opinion, but from that time she

searched the advertisements in the newspapers with an interest truly

ridiculous. Week after week passed, but nothing appeared which was

likely to suit her.

At length an advertisement appeared for a cook and housekeeper wanted

for a single gentleman. The address was copied, and a letter written,

describing her as a clergyman's daughter, &c. It was read over several

times by Mrs. Nicholson previous to its being deposited in the

post-office, and the reply was anxiously looked for. At length it

arrived, when it appeared that the advertiser was a highly respectable

physician residing at Thirsk, and he appointed a time for meeting Mrs.

Nicholson at the Railway Hotel at York.

Mrs. Nicholson immediately considered herself engaged, and as she

expected to leave Asselby for some time, she made great preparations for

securing her apartments and the property they contained, locking and

marking every drawer and cupboard, so that she might know if anyone

meddled with them during her absence.

She had then to consider what clothing would be necessary for this

important occasion. She thought it probable that she would be expected

to dress rather smartly in her new situation, and accordingly packed up

in a band-box an old-fashioned black silk pelisse, lined in front with

yellow; a pink muslin gown which she had got soon after her marriage,

and which was consequently too small for her at this time; her

never-failing black stuff gown for occasional use; and a light shawl.

These formed her wardrobe and filled the band-box, which was then tied

up in a large old shawl. She then packed a few articles in a reticule

basket covered with a piece of old blue print. This she secured with a

padlock passed through the lid of the basket and the willows at the top

which were left uncovered by the print.

In vain her friends tried to persuade her not to take her clothes with

her, as it was doubtful if she would get the situation. She appeared to

think that was impossible, because she was determined to go, let the

place be what it might, never seeming to think the other side would

refuse. She was then entreated to dress herself as tidily as possible,

but she would only go her own way. So she arrayed herself in an old

print gown, very much soiled, the indispensable apron, a woollen plaid

shawl, a cap very much crushed, and a bonnet little better.

The day appointed for meeting the gentleman at York was wet and stormy,

but Mrs. Nicholson resolutely faced the storm, and taking the packet at

the ferry, arrived in safety at York. She then set off to walk to the

hotel, but by the time she reached the end of Skeldergate she was pretty

well fatigued with her great bundle and basket, and her shoes were

covered with mud, her bonnet blown back off her face, and her hair

hanging about in disorder.

She was in this state when she arrived at the hotel, and inquired if Mr.

---- from Thirsk was there. She was immediately shown into his presence.

On entering the room she made a low curtsey, placed her bundle on the

floor, and sat down on the nearest chair, almost overcome.

The gentleman approached from the other end of the room, which was a

large one, and looking at her for about a minute, he inquired, "Were you

wanting me?"

"Yes, sir," she replied. "I suppose you are Mr. ----, from Thirsk?"

"I am," said the gentleman.

"Oh, then," said she, "I am Mrs. Nicholson who wrote to you about your

situation as cook and housekeeper."

The gentleman, who appeared rather nervous, immediately replied, "Oh,

dear me--you Mrs. Nicholson!--you the person who wrote to me! I

understood----"

Here his sentence was left unfinished, and he commenced again, "Oh, my

good woman, it must be some mistake. Are you the person who wrote to

me?"

"Yes, sir," she replied; "and I assure you I will take all possible care

of anything intrusted to me."

"Oh, dear!" said he, "you are not at all the kind of person that I

require. I have hitherto had my sister to superintend my house, but she

is going to travel in Italy, and I want a person qualified to supply her

place."

"Oh," answered Mrs. Nicholson, "I can do that. I have been used to

manage a family of fifteen, and I am sure I can do all you require."

"Oh, dear, no!" again retorted the gentleman, who began to look upon her

with some degree of apprehension. "I assure you, you are not the sort of

person I want. There must have been some mistake, my good woman--you

really will not do for me." So saying, he retreated towards the other

end of the room.

Mrs. Nicholson began to feel disappointed, but resolved to try again.

Once more advancing towards him, she said, "Well, sir, I am very sorry

you think so. However, I have no objections to travel, and if your

sister should want a companion----"

Here the gentleman interrupted her, saying, "My good woman, no such

thing, I assure you. You really will not do at all. There has evidently

been some mistake, for had I known before, I need not have troubled

you."

"Well, indeed," said Mrs. Nicholson, "it has been a great deal of

trouble, for I have come all the way on purpose, and have brought my

clothes with me."

The gentleman involuntarily cast his eyes first at the great bundle and

then at the speaker, and observed he was really sorry, though he could

not be answerable for her actions, but if she desired, he would order

her some refreshment.

However, she declined, and took her departure, murmuring something

about her disappointment and the trouble she had been at.

Week after week rolled on, and she was still pondering over a situation,

when her attention was again attracted by an advertisement for a

housekeeper. Application was made, and an answer duly returned,

informing her that her services would be required to manage a large

establishment. Her wages would be thirty pounds per annum, and she would

have the control of all the female servants, except the lady's maid and

the governess. The others she would have power to engage and discharge

at her own discretion. She was requested to go over immediately to meet

the lady and gentleman at their own house.

Mrs. Nicholson was delighted with these proposals, and already fancied

herself at the head of the establishment. She immediately began to

calculate how much money she could save out of her wages, and the

various perquisites which she considered would be within her reach, and

she then rejoiced that she had not obtained the old bachelor's situation

at Thirsk.

As this situation promised to be one of importance, she thought it would

be necessary to take most of her smart clothes, but after mature

consideration she made up her mind to take precisely the same as she had

taken to York. The band-box had not been unpacked since her former

journey, so that she had only the covered basket to fill, and she was

then ready to start.

The letter she had received directed her to a beautiful mansion near

Skipton in Craven. As it was necessary to be there as early as possible,

she was obliged to travel by rail. When she arrived at the station at

Skipton, she inquired the way to A----, and after a weary walk, at

length reached the entrance to the grounds surrounding the Hall. After

proceeding a few yards along the avenue, she sat down to arrange her

dress, and then took a survey of the place. From the spot which she

occupied she could obtain a slight glimpse of the building. "Why," she

exclaimed, "this is much finer than K---- Hall; I shall have a grander

place than him." After resting a short time she proceeded to a door, and

slightly tapping at it, retired a few steps. It was speedily opened by a

female domestic, who inquired of Mrs. Nicholson what she wanted. She

replied by asking if Mrs. ---- was at home. The girl having answered in

the affirmative, she requested her to be so kind as to inform the lady

that Mrs. Nicholson had arrived.

"Oh, certainly," replied the girl; and eyeing her from head to foot, she

asked, "are you Mrs. Nicholson?"

"Yes," replied Mrs. Nicholson, "and I have just arrived by the train."

The girl then invited her to walk in, and she was shown into a small

sitting-room. In passing along she saw that the house was very

extensive, and the apartments so numerous and so grand that she would

not be able to stop there. She had just made up her mind that the place

was too grand for her, when the door opened and a lady entered. Mrs.

Nicholson arose and curtsied, but was full of confusion, and unable to

utter a word. The lady requested her to sit down, and informed her that

Mrs. ---- would be with her in a few minutes.

"What," answered Mrs. Nicholson, "are not you Mrs. ----?"

"Oh, no," replied she; "I am her maid."

"I suppose Mrs. ---- is expecting me?" said Mrs. Nicholson.

"Oh, yes," replied the maid; "she sent the carriage to the railway

station to meet the train, and bring you here. But it returned some time

since. The groom said he made inquiries, but could not hear of a

passenger likely to be the new housekeeper."

During this speech the lady's maid appeared to be examining Mrs.

Nicholson's dress most minutely.

In a short time the lady herself appeared, and the maid withdrew, but

Mrs. Nicholson had both seen and heard sufficient to prevent her from

feeling the least desire to remain. She therefore at once said to the

lady, "Oh, ma'am, I am sorry I have come here, for I could never stay in

this great place."

The lady replied, "Well, Mrs. Nicholson, I am sorry likewise, for I was

really in hopes I had met with an excellent housekeeper. However, as you

see it yourself, I shall be spared the necessity of wounding your

feelings."

The lady then repeated what the maid had told her about sending the

carriage to the railway station, but Mrs. Nicholson appeared quite

incapable of entering into conversation. The lady evidently observed her

confusion, and behaved with the utmost kindness and condescension. She

remarked that night was coming on; therefore if Mrs. Nicholson would

remain till morning, she would give orders for her accommodation.

Mrs. Nicholson decided not to remain, and she also declined taking any

refreshments, but she expressed a desire to see some of the rooms in the

Hall. The lady readily granted her wish, and showed her through the

splendid apartments herself. She again expressed her sorrow that a

mistake, as she expressed it, had occurred, and Mrs. Nicholson replied

that she was sorry too, for the journey had been a great expense to her,

but she hoped the lady would give her something towards it.

The lady smiled at her request, and gave her a few shillings, remarking

that she had now paid for advertising for a housekeeper.

Mrs. Nicholson humbly thanked her, and took her departure, amidst the

half-suppressed titters of the servants, who had assembled to witness

her exit.

These events were seldom referred to afterwards, and Mrs. Nicholson

thenceforth rested satisfied without seeking another situation, but

continued steadily her usual mode of living and amassing money.

In the beginning of the year 1850, having heard that Mr. Nicholson was

dangerously ill, she felt anxious to see him, but first caused the

question to be put to him if he wished to see her, when he expressed the

greatest abhorrence at the idea, and declared that he never wished to

see her more. He died on the 8th of February following.

At the invitation of the executors she attended the funeral. She was

dressed in her never-failing black stuff gown, and a white Tuscan bonnet

which she bought soon after she separated from her husband. The bonnet

was trimmed for the funeral with a narrow black gauze ribbon.

Mr. Nicholson left a will wherein he provided for his poor old sister

for life, with remainder to a niece in Northamptonshire. His household

furniture and effects were to be sold. Of course he could not prevent

Mrs. Nicholson from having a life interest in any property referred to

in the deeds in which her name was inserted.

When the sale of the furniture was advertised, Mrs. Nicholson determined

to go over to Newland and take possession of the house. Her cousin was

invited to accompany her. She was much troubled at the thought of the

sale, for the things had formerly been hers, and she seemed to feel

great pain at parting with them in that way. At length she declared, as

she could not keep them herself, she would endeavour to prevent anybody

else from enjoying them. She then broke the glass over the clock face,

and with a penknife cut slits in the carpets and haircloth covering of

the sofa. These were not visible at the time of the sale, but would

undoubtedly appear when brought into use.

The sale took place on the Saturday, and it was late in the evening when

it was concluded. Several friends invited Mrs. Nicholson to their homes,

but she refused to leave the house. Two bedsteads and a crimson sofa

were left, which the purchasers could not conveniently remove that

evening, and which Mrs. Nicholson gladly allowed to remain, as they were

likely to be useful to her. She had previously observed a large bundle

in the garden, which had evidently been overlooked by the auctioneer and

his assistants. This she contrived to conceal in the cellar until all

the company had retired, when she brought it forth, and found it to

contain an excellent pair of blankets and a good quilt, which enabled

the pair to make their quarters rather more comfortable. She also found

in the cellar a barrel containing a considerable quantity of ale, with

which she nearly filled an old kettle, and having boiled it over a fire

made of sticks and old wood, she drank the greater part of the kettleful

at her supper, and was soon as fast asleep in her new-found blankets,

laid on the bare bedstead, as if she had been on a bed of down.

When morning arrived, the house, as might be expected, presented a very

desolate appearance. The cold was intense, but Mrs. Nicholson resolutely

refused every invitation to leave it. She and her cousin found plenty of

sticks and wood, with which they kept up a tolerable fire, and having

drunk some more boiled ale, Nancy commenced a thorough inspection of the

house. She found some old lumber which had not been worth selling, and

in one of the chambers a good heap of barley. Into this chamber she

removed all the lumber, together with all the pots and pans, whether

broken or sound, a quantity of doctors' bottles, and every piece of wood

about the place which was not then required for their fire.

Having only a life interest in the house, she determined to remove the

fixtures. She pulled the shelves out of the cupboard, tore down the

banisters at the top of the stairs, took the lock off the parlour door

and the rollers from the windows, and deposited them in the chamber with

the lumber and the barley. When night again drew on she had all arranged

to her satisfaction. Again she boiled her kettleful of ale, and again

slept soundly in her blankets as on the previous night.

Early on Monday morning she deposited in the chamber the blankets, the

quilt, and the old kettle, and having securely locked the door and

placed a private mark upon it that she might know if an entrance had

been attempted, she waited anxiously until the owner of the bedsteads

and sofa arrived and took them away. She then secured the house by

nailing down the windows, &c., and taking the path across the fields,

once more returned to Asselby.

Almost immediately after she arrived at home, she was informed by the

niece whose husband was tenant of the farm, that, owing to the heavy

rent and other circumstances, their affairs had become embarrassed. Mrs.

Nicholson had always promised to be a friend to them, and they now

offered to give all up to her, hoping by that means to secure a

continuance of her friendship. But she suddenly took offence at

something or other, and seized upon all they possessed, which was

immediately advertised to be sold by auction, and her niece and family

left the house the same evening.

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