ESSENCE OF PARLIAMENT.

(EXTRACTED FROM THE DIARY OF TOBY, M.P.)

_House of Commons, Tuesday, 2nd February._--First business on

resumption of sittings after Recess was issue of writ for election of

Member for Shipley Division of Yorkshire to fill the seat of PERCY

ILLINGWORTH, whose place on Treasury Bench and in Whips' Room will

know him no more.

Herein a tragedy notable even amid absorbing interest of the War. When

in last week of November House adjourned for recess, the CHIEF

LIBERAL WHIP was in what seemed to be perfection of health. A

little tired perhaps with exhausting labour of prolonged Session, but

cheerily looking forward to interval of comparative rest. Physically

and intellectually in the prime of life, he had happy constitutional

turn of making the best of everything. A good sportsman, a famed

footballer, healthy in mind and body, he habitually counteracted

influence of sedentary life by outdoor exercise. If one had cast an eye

round Benches on both sides and estimated which was the most likely

man for whose county or borough a writ would, on reassembling of

Parliament, be moved to fill vacancy created by his death, one would

last of all have thought of PERCY ILLINGWORTH.

Two years ago selection by PRIME MINISTER of a young,

comparatively unknown, inexperienced man to fill important post of

Chief Ministerial Whip was regarded with some surprise. That shrewd

judge of character and capacity as usual justified by the event,

ILLINGWORTH speedily made his mark. Courteous in manner, frank

in speech, swift and capable in control of circumstance, he gained,

and in increasing measure maintained, that confidence and personal

popularity indispensable to the successful Whip.

Pleasant for his many friends to think that he lived long enough

to have conferred upon him a Privy Councillorship--a simple title,

but good enough for PEEL and GLADSTONE, and for

DIZZY throughout the plenitude of his prime.

It was not without emotion that GULLAND, promoted to the Chair

in the Whips' Room vacated by his esteemed Leader, moved the writ. He

was comforted and encouraged by hearty cheers, not wholly confined to

Ministerial side, approving the PREMIER'S choice.

Full but not crowded attendance such as usually foregathers on

opening days of the school at Westminster. Khaki-clad warriors moving

about House and Lobbies with martial step suggested explanation of

falling-off. Two hundred Members are at the Front on active service, a

score or more engaged in civilian service in connection with the War.

Business brief, curiously lifeless. Only one Question on Printed Paper

where in ordinary times not unusual to find two hundred. On motion

for adjournment, made within twenty minutes of SPEAKER'S

taking the Chair, number of desultory topics were introduced by way of

cross-examination of Ministers. No disposition shown to pursue them in

controversial mood. At 4.30 House adjourned.

[Illustration: PROMOTED TO THE CHAIR IN THE WHIPS' ROOM.

(MR. J. W. GULLAND.)]

[Illustration: ON THE OLD TACK.

(MR. GINNELL.)]

_Business done._--Both Houses reassembled after Winter Recess. In

Commons PREMIER announced that Government will take the whole

time for official business. Private Members and their Bills thus

shunted, it will not be necessary to meet on Fridays.

_Wednesday._--Gloom that lies like a pall over House momentarily lifted

by unexpected agency. As at the circus when things are drifting into

dullness the Clown suddenly enters, displacing monotony by merriment,

so when Questions about enemy alien and the sacredness of the rights of

private Members had droned along for some time Mr. GINNELL,

who classifies himself as "an Independent Nationalist," presented

himself from below Gangway. First distinguished himself above common

horde on occasion of election of SPEAKER at opening sitting of

present Parliament. The SPEAKER being as yet non-existent, the

authority of the Chair undelegated, he had House at his mercy. Might

talk as long as he pleased, say what he thought proper, with none to

call him to order. Used opportunity to make violent personal attack on

SPEAKER-DESIGNATE.

Up again now on same tack. Appears that yesterday he handed in at

the Table two Bills he proposed to carry through. No record of the

procedure on to-day's Paper. Mr. GINNELL smelt a rat. He

"saw it moving in the air" in person of the SPEAKER, who

was "perverting against the House powers conferred on him for the

maintenance of its functions and its privileges." Mr. GINNELL

not sort of man to stand this. Proposed to indict SPEAKER for

misconduct. But not disposed to be unreasonable; always ready to oblige.

"If," he said, addressing the SPEAKER, "I should be out of

order now, may I to-morrow call attention to your conduct in the Chair?"

SPEAKER cautiously replied that before ruling on the point he

would like to see the terms of motion put down on the Paper.

Thereupon Mr. GINNELL proceeded to read a few remarks not

entirely complimentary to the SPEAKER, which for greater

accuracy he had written out on what PRINCE ARTHUR once alluded

to as a sheet of notepaper. Holding this firmly with both hands, lest

some myrmidon of the Chair should snatch it from him, he emphasised

his points by bobbing it up and down between his chin and his knee.

Whilst primarily denunciatory of the SPEAKER he had a word to

say in reproof of PRIME MINISTER, whose concession to private

Members of opportunity for an hour's talk on motion for adjournment

he described as being "like cutting off a private Member's head, then

clipping off a portion of his ear and throwing it to his relatives."

_Business done._--Without division House consented that Government

business shall have precedence on every day the House sits.

PREMIER in exquisite phrases lamented the early cutting-off

of PERCY ILLINGWORTH, of whom he said: "No man had imbibed

and assimilated with more zest and sympathy that strange, indefinable,

almost impalpable atmosphere compounded of old traditions and of

modern influences which preserves, as we all of us think, the unique

but indestructible personality of the most ancient of the deliberative

assemblies of the world."

Impossible more fully and accurately to describe that particular

quality of the House of Commons which every one who intimately knows it

feels but would hesitate to attempt to define.

_Thursday._--Noble Lords are studiously and successfully disposed to

conceal passing emotion. Masters of themselves though China fall,

even should it drag down with it Japan and Korea. Return of Lord

LANSDOWNE after prolonged bout of illness, an event so popular

that it broke through this iron shield of hereditary conventionality.

His reappearance welcomed from both sides with hearty cheer, in volume

more nearly approaching House of Commons habit than what is familiar in

the Lords.

LEADER OF OPPOSITION is unquestionably one of the most highly

esteemed among Peers. There have been crises in history of present

Parliament when, through attitude taken by extreme partisans, he has

found himself in difficult situation. Invariably circumvented it.

Without making pretension to be a Parliamentary orator--pretension of

any kind is foreign to his nature--he has the gift of saying the right

thing in appropriate words at the proper moment. Looks a little worn

down with long seclusion in sick chamber. But, as the House noticed

with satisfaction gracefully reflected by Lord CREWE, "is

unimpaired in his power of Parliamentary expression."

This afternoon, to debate on Lord PARMOOR'S Bill amending

Defence of Realm Act he contributed a weighty speech instinct with

sound constitutional principles.

_Business done._--In Commons MCKENNA found opportunity of

refuting by statement of simple facts circumstantial fables about Home

Office patronage of ex-German waiters. Supplementary Estimates for

Civil Service voted. House counted out at 5.40. Adjourned till Monday.

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[Illustration: PEOPLE WHO OUGHT TO BE INTERNED.

"I MIGHT LET HAROLD GO TO THE FRONT IF I THOUGHT IT REALLY

NECESSARY. BUT THERE ARE SO MANY BOYS WHO ARE MORE USED TO ROUGHING.

YOU SEE, HAROLD HAS BEEN SO VERY CAREFULLY BROUGHT UP."]

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