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[Illustration: A BACKWARD CROP.
_Young Mr. Green (who wants a Hunter for the coming Season)._ "YA--AS;
BUT HE'S GOT SUCH A SEEDY TAIL!"
_Dealer._ "SEEDY? AH, THAT'S IT! JUST GERMINATIN', IT IS. WANT O'
SUNSHINE, YER SEE. LOR' BLESS Y', THINGS IS MOSTLY BIN A BIT BACKARD
THIS SEASON!"]
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"I'M GETTING A BIG GIRL NOW!"
(SONG FOR MISS UNIFIED LONDON.)