THE END OF THE MATTER.
The truth was not long in becoming known when the daylight called the
villagers abroad. Temple was gone. He had fled from his creditors, and
to escape the vengeance of the land-office for his embezzlement of funds
which had come into his hands in the transaction of its business. His
creditors might make what they could of that which he left behind; but
his mansion, shrubberies, conservatories, and ornamental furniture could
by no method be made to compensate for the property which had flown to
the moon, or somewhere else where it was as little accessible. The
estate, disposed of to the greatest possible advantage, could not be
made worth more than what was spent upon it in its present form; and the
enormous waste which had been perpetrated in wanton caprices could never
be repaired.
Temple had spent more than his income, from the time he set foot in
America, if not before. He was only careless at first, forgetting to
provide for contingencies, and being regularly astonished, as often as
he looked into his affairs, at discovering how much his expenses had
exceeded his expectations. He next found it easier to avoid looking too
closely into his affairs than to control his passion for ostentation:
and from that moment, he trod the downward path of the spendthrift;
raising money by any means that he could devise, and trusting that fate
or something would help him before all was spent. Fate did not come in
as a helper till he could turn nothing more of his own into dollars
without the humiliation of appearing to retrench; and to submit to this
was quite out of the question. So he compelled his lady to darn and dye,
and make her old wardrobe serve; restricted her allowance for
housekeeping in all the departments that he had nothing to do with; and
betook himself to embezzlement. This served his purpose for a short
time; but, on the day of Arthur’s funeral, a stranger was observed to
have arrived in the place, without an introduction to Mr. Temple.
Temple’s unpaid labourers had lately taken the liberty of asking for
their money, and, actuated by some unknown impulse, had this evening
come up with torches through the rain, to call the gentleman to account,
and show him that they would not be trifled with any longer. It was time
to be off; and Temple waited only till the village was quiet, before he
stole to the stables, saddled his horse with his own hands, just called
to tell his wife that he could not at present say whether he should send
for her, or whether she might never see or hear from him more, and
turned his back on Briery Creek for ever. Whether his wife would choose
to go to him was a question which did not seem to occur to his mind.
A passing traveller, looking down upon Briery Creek from the
neighbouring ridge, might perhaps ask the name of the social benefactor
who had ornamented the district with yon splendid mansion, presented the
village with a place of worship, and the shell, at least, of a
parsonage; had reclaimed those green lawns from the wild prairie, and
cleared the woodland in the rear so as to leave, conspicuous in beauty,
clumps of the noblest forest trees. Such a stranger ought not to use the
term “benefactor” till he knew whence came the means by which all this
work was wrought. If from a revenue which could supply these graces
after all needful purposes had been fulfilled, well and good. Such an
expenditure would then have been truly beneficent. It is a benignant act
to embellish God’s earth for the use and delight of man. But if there is
not revenue enough for such objects,—if they are attained by the
sacrifice of those funds on whose reproduction society depends for
subsistence, the act, from being beneficent, becomes criminal. The
mansion is built out of the maintenance of the labourer; and that which
should have been bread to the next generation is turned into barren
stone. Temple was a criminal before he committed fraud. He injured
society by exhausting its material resources, and leaving no adequate
substitute for them. If he had lavished his capital, as Dr. Sneyd laid
out his revenue, in the pursuit of science, it is very possible that,
though such an expenditure might require justification in comparison
with Dr. Sneyd’s, the good he would effect might have so superabounded
above the harm as to have made society his debtor,—(as in many a case
where philosophers have expended all their substance in perfecting a
discovery or invention,)—but Temple had done nothing like this. The
beauty of his estate, however desirable in itself, was no equivalent for
the cost of happiness through which it was produced. He had no claim to
a share of the almost unlimited credit allowed, by the common consent of
society, to its highest class of benefactors,—the explorers of
Providence.
Arthur had done little less than Temple in the way of adorning Briery
Creek; and how differently! His smiling fields, his flocks spreading
over the prairie, his own house, and the dwellings of his labourers,
increasing in number and improving in comfort every year, were as
beautiful in the eye of a right-minded observer as the grander abode of
his brother-in-law. There were indications also of new graces which were
to arise in their proper time. The clearings were made with a view to
the future beauty of the little estate; creepers were already spreading
over the white front of the house, and no little pains had been bestowed
upon the garden. Yet, so far from any suffering by Arthur’s expenditure,
every body had been benefited. A larger fund had remained at the close
of each year for the employment of labour during the next; and if new
labourers were induced to come from a distance and settle here, it was
not that they might be kept busy and overpaid for a time, and afterwards
be left unemployed and defrauded of part of their dues, but that they
and their children after them might prosper with the prosperity of their
employer. Temple had absconded, leaving a name which would be mentioned
with either contempt or abhorrence as long as it would be mentioned at
all. Arthur had departed, surrounded with the blessings of those who
regarded him as a benefactor. He had left a legacy of substantial wealth
to the society in which he had lived, and a name which would be
perpetuated with honour.
It was hoped that the effects of Arthur’s good deeds would long outlast
those of Temple’s evil ones. In all communities that can boast of any
considerable degree of civilization, there are many accumulators to one
spendthrift. The principle of accumulation is so strong, that it has
been perpetually found an overmatch for the extravagance of ostentatious
governments, and for the wholesale waste of war. The capital of every
tolerably governed state has been found to be gradually on the increase,
however much misery might, through mismanagement, be inflicted on
certain portions of the people. It was to be hoped that such would be
the process in Briery Creek; that the little capitals which had been
saved by the humbler residents would be more freely employed in putting
labour into action, than while the great man had been there to buy up
all that was to be had. It might be hoped that the losses of the
defrauded labourers might thus be in time repaired, and new acquisitions
made. Again:—there was now no one to interfere with the exchanges in the
markets, and thus perplex the calculations of producers, causing
deficiencies of some articles and gluts of others;—inequalities which no
foresight could guard against. Every one might now have as much fresh
meat, and as little salt, as he chose; and the general taste would
regulate the supply in the market, to the security of those who sold and
the satisfaction of those who bought. It would be well for certain
nations if those who attempt interference with commerce on a larger
scale could be as easily scared away as Temple; their dictation (in the
form of bounties and prohibitions) expiring as they withdrew. Greater,
in proportion to their greater influence in society, would be the
rejoicing at their departure, than that with which Temple’s
disappearance was hailed, when the first dismay of his poorer creditors
was overcome.
The ease which was thus occasioned was not confined to those who had
merely a business connexion with him. No one liked to tell his notions
upon so delicate a matter; but a significant smile went round, some
months after, when it was remarked how uncommonly well Mrs. Temple was
looking, and how gracious she had become, and what a different kind of
boy Temmy now promised to be from any thing that was expected of him
formerly. The air of the farm was pronounced to be a fine thing for them
both.
Yes; the farm,—Arthur’s farm. The estate was of course left to his
family; and it was the most obvious thing in the world that Mrs. Temple
should establish herself in it, and superintend its management, with
Isaac and his wife to assist her, till Temmy should be old and wise
enough to take it into his own charge. The lady herself proposed this
plan; and it was a fortunate thing that she had always been fond of a
dairy and poultry yard, and of a country life altogether. The pride
which had chilled all who came near her during “the winter of her
discontent,” gradually thawed under the genial influence of freedom and
ease. Her parents once more recognized in her the Louisa Sneyd who had
been so long lost to them, and every body but the Hesseldens thought her
so improved that she could not have been known for the same person;—even
as to beauty,—so much brighter did she look carrying up a present of
eggs and cream-cheese to her mother, in the early morning, than
sauntering through the heat from her carriage, entrenched behind her
parasol, with the liveried servant at her heels, burdened with her
pocket-handkerchief and a pine-apple for the doctor’s eating.
She was never afraid of being too early at her father’s. Dr. Sneyd was
as fond of country occupations as she; and when he had not been in his
observatory for half the night, might be found at sunrise digging or
planting in his garden. His grievous loss had not destroyed his
energies; it had rather stimulated them, by attaching him for the short
remainder of his days to the place of his present abode. He had
gradually relaxed in his desire to see England again, and had now
relinquished the idea entirely,—not through indolence, or because the
circle of his old friends at home was no longer complete, but
because,—free from superstition as he was,—his son being buried there
attached him to the place. Here he, and his wife, and their daughter,
and grandchild, could speak of Arthur more frequently, more easily, more
happily, than they could ever learn to do elsewhere. They could carry
forward his designs, work in his stead, and feel, act, and talk as if he
were still one of them. Not only did they thus happily regard him in the
broad sunshine, when amidst the lively hum of voices from the village
they were apt to fancy that they could distinguish his; but, in the dead
of night, when the doctor was alone in his observatory, or sometimes
assisted by Mrs. Sneyd, (who had taken pains to qualify herself thus
late to aid her husband,) bright thoughts of the departed would
accompany the planets in their courses, and hopes were in attendance
which did not vanish with the morning light, or grow dark in the evening
shade. The large telescope was not, for some time, of the use that was
expected, for want of such an assistant as Arthur. A sigh would
occasionally escape from Dr. Sneyd when he felt how Arthur would have
enjoyed a newly-made discovery,—how he might have suggested the means of
removing a difficulty. Then a smile would succeed at the bare
imagination of how much greater things might be revealed in Arthur’s new
sphere of habitation; and at the conviction that the progress of God’s
truth can never be hurtfully delayed, whether its individual agents are
left to work here, or removed to a different destination elsewhere.
Hopes, different in kind, but precious in their way, rested now on
Temmy,—soon to be called by the less undignified name of Temple. The boy
had brightened, in intellect and in spirits, from the hour that he began
to surmount his agitation at the idea of being some day sole master of
the farm. There was something tangible in farm-learning, which he felt
he could master when there was no one to rebuke and ridicule almost
every thing he attempted; and in this department he had a model before
him on which his attention was for ever fixed. Uncle Arthur was the plea
for every new thing he proposed to attempt; and, by dint of incessant
recourse to it, he attempted many things which he would not otherwise
have dreamed of. Among other visions for the future, he saw himself
holding the pen in the observatory, _sans peur et sans reproche_.
He was some time in learning to attend to two things at once; and all
his merits and demerits might safely be discussed within a yard of his
ear, while he was buried in mathematics or wielding his pencil; which he
always contrived to do at odd moments.
“What is he about now?” was the question that passed between the trio
who were observing him, one evening, when he had been silent some time,
and appeared to be lightly sketching on a scrap of paper which lay
before him.
“Ephraim’s cabin, I dare say,” observed his mother. “We are to have a
frolic in a few days, to raise a cabin for Ephraim, who has worked
wonderfully hard in the prospect of having a dwelling of his own. It is
Temple’s affair altogether; and I know his head has been full of it for
days past. He wishes that Ephraim’s cabin should be second to none on
the estate.”
“Let us see what he will make of it,” said the doctor, putting on his
spectacles, and stepping softly behind Temple. He looked on, over the
youth’s shoulder, for a few minutes, with a quiet smile, and then
beckoned his wife.
This second movement Temple observed. He looked up hastily.
“Very like my dear boy! It is very like. It is something worth living
for, Temple, to be so remembered.”
"So remembered as this, Sir! It is so easy to copy the face, the——”"
“The outward man? It is a great pleasure to us that you find it so; but
it gives us infinitely more to see that you can copy after a better
manner still. We can see a likeness there too, Temple.”
Having illustrated the leading principles which regulate the PRODUCTION,
DISTRIBUTION, and EXCHANGE of Wealth, we proceed to consider the laws of
its CONSUMPTION.
Of these four operations, the three first are means to the attainment of
the last as an end.
Consumption by individuals is the subject before us. Government
consumption will be treated of hereafter.
_Summary of Principles illustrated in this volume._
Consumption is of two kinds, productive and unproductive.
The object of the one is the restoration, with increase, in some new
form, of that which is consumed. The object of the other is the
enjoyment of some good through the sacrifice of that which is consumed.
That which is consumed productively is capital, reappearing for future
use. That which is consumed unproductively ceases to be capital, or any
thing else. It is wholly lost.
Such loss is desirable or the contrary in proportion as the happiness
resulting from the sacrifice exceeds or falls short of the happiness
belonging to the continued possession of the consumable commodity.
The total of what is produced is called the gross produce.
That which remains, after replacing the capital consumed, is called the
net produce.
While a man produces only that which he himself consumes, there is no
demand and supply.
If a man produces more of one thing than he consumes, it is for the sake
of obtaining something which another man produces, over and above what
he consumes.
Each brings the two requisites of a demand; viz., the wish for a supply,
and a commodity wherewith to obtain it.
This commodity, which is the instrument of demand, is, at the same time,
the instrument of supply.
Though the respective commodities of no two producers may be exactly
suitable to their respective wishes, or equivalent in amount, yet, as
every man’s instrument of demand and supply is identical, the aggregate
demand of society must be precisely equal to its supply.
In other words, a general glut is impossible.
A partial glut is an evil which induces its own remedy; and the more
quickly, the greater the evil; since, the aggregate demand and supply
being always equal, a superabundance of one commodity testifies to the
deficiency of another; and, all exchangers being anxious to exchange the
deficient article for that which is superabundant, the production of the
former will be quickened, and that of the latter slackened.
A new creation of capital, employed in the production of the deficient
commodity, may thus remedy a glut.
A new creation of capital is always a benefit to society, by
constituting a new demand.
It follows that an unproductive consumption of capital is an injury to
society, by contracting the demand. In other words, an expenditure which
avoidably exceeds the revenue is a social crime.
All interference which perplexes the calculations of producers, and thus
causes the danger of a glut, is also a social crime.
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PRINTED BY WILLIAM CLOWES,
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THE THREE AGES.
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FIRST AGE.
One fine summer day, about three hundred and ten years ago, all
Whitehall was astir with the throngs who were hastening to see my Lord
Cardinal set forth from the episcopal palace for the Parliament House.
The attendants of the great man had been collected for some time,—the
bearers of the silver crosses, of the glittering pillars, and of the
gilt mace, those who shouldered the pole-axes, the running footmen, and
the grooms who held the well-clothed mules. The servants of the palace
stood round, and there came among them a troop of gentlemen in foreign
costume, whose country could not be divined from their complexions,
since each wore a mask, rarely painted wherever left uncovered by a
beard made of gold or silver wire. When my Lord Cardinal came forth,
glowing in scarlet damask, and towering above everybody else by the
height of the pillion and black velvet noble which he carried on his
head, these strangers hastened to range themselves round the mule,
(little less disguised than they,) and to offer a homage which savoured
of mockery nearly as strongly as that of casual passengers, who had good
reason for beholding with impatience the ostentatious triumphs of the
“butcher’s dog,” as an angry man had been heard to call my Lord
Cardinal. Wolsey made a sudden halt, and his goodly shoe, blazing with
gems, met the ground less tenderly than was its wont, as its wearer
stopped to cast a keen glance upon the strangers. He removed from
beneath his nose the orange peel filled with confections which might
defy the taint of the common people, and handed it to a page, with a
motion which signified that he perceived how an atmosphere awaited him
which he need not fear to breathe. There was then a general pause.
“Pleaseth it your Grace,” said one of the strangers, “there are certain
in Blackfriars that await your Grace’s passage and arrival, to prosper a
light affair, in which your Grace’s countenance will be comfortable to
them. Will it please you to spare them further perplexity of delay?”
The Cardinal bowed low to the speaker, mounted his mule in all
solemnity, and in a low voice asked for the honour of the stranger’s
latest commands to his obedient parliament.
“Commend us heartily to them, and see that they be readily obedient. We
commend them to your Grace’s tuition and governance. We will be
advertised of their answer at a certain fair house at Chelsea, where we
shall divert ourselves till sunset. Pray heaven your Grace may meet as
good diversion in Blackfriars!”
The strangers renewed their obeisances, and drew back to allow the
Cardinal’s stately retinue to form and proceed. The crowd of gazers
moved on with the procession, and left but few to observe the motions of
the strangers when the last scarlet drapery had fluttered, and the last
gold mace had gleamed on the sight. He who seemed the leader of the
foreigners then turned from the gate of the episcopal palace, followed
by his companions. All mounted mules which awaited them at some
distance, and proceeded in the direction of Chelsea.
They saw many things on the way with which they might make merry. Pale,
half-naked men were employed along the whole length of road in heaping
up wood for bonfires, as the people had been told that it pleased the
King’s Highness that they should rejoice for a mighty success over the
French. There was something very diverting, it was found, in the economy
of one who reserved a clean bit of board to be sawn into dust to eke out
the substance of his children’s bread; and nothing could be more amusing
than the coolness with which another pulled up the fence of his little
field, that the wood might go to the bonfire, and the scanty produce of
the soil to any wandering beggar who chose to take it, the owner having
spent his all in supporting this war, and being now about to become a
wandering beggar himself. He was complimented on his good cheer, when he
said that the king’s asses were welcome to the thistles of his field,
and the king’s pages to adorn themselves with the roses of his garden,
since the king himself had levied as tribute the corn of the one and the
fruits of the other. There was also much jesting with a damsel who
seemed nothing loth to part with her child, when they offered playfully
to steal it to be brought up for the wars. She thought the boy might
thus perchance find his father, since he owed his birth to one who had
promised the woman to get her father released from the prison where he
pined because he was unable to pay his share of the Benevolence by which
the King’s wars were to be carried on. She would give her son in
exchange for her father, in hopes of forgetting her anger and her shame.
The child was cast back into her arms with the assurance that when he
was strong enough to wield his weapon, the King’s Highness would call
for him. The next diverting passage was the meeting with a company of
nuns, on their way from their despoiled convent to find a hiding-place
in London. There was some exercise of wit in divining, while the maidens
kept their veils before their faces, which of them were under four-and-
twenty, and might therefore be toyed with, according to the royal
proclamation, that all below that age were released from their vows.
When the veils were pulled aside, there was loud laughter at the
trembling of some of the women, and the useless rage of others, and at
the solemn gravity of the youngest and prettiest of them all, who was
reproved by her superior for putting on a bold, undismayed face when so
many older and wiser sisters were brought to their wits’ end. Nothing
could be made of her, and she was therefore the first to be forgotten
when new matter of sport appeared. A friar, fatter than he seemed likely
to be in future, was seen toiling along the road under a loaded basket,
which the frolickers were certain must contain something good, from its
being in the custody of a man of God. They got round him, so enclosing
him with their beasts that he could not escape, and requested to be
favoured with the sight and scent of the savoury matters which his
basket doubtless contained, and for which they hungered and thirsted,
since they had seen none but meagre fare in the houses they had
passed:—little better than coarse bread had met their eyes since their
own morning meal. The friar was not unwilling to display his treasures,
(although unsavoury,) in the hope of a parting gift: so the eyes of the
stranger were regaled with the parings of St. Edmund’s toes,—the most
fastidious of saints in respect of his feet, to judge from the quantity
of such parings as one and another of the present company had seen since
there had been a stir among the monasteries. There were two of the coals
which had roasted St. Lawrence—now cool enough to be safely handled. A
head of St. Ursula,—very like a whale,—but undoubtedly a head of St.
Ursula, because it was a perfect preventive of weeds in corn. The friar
was recommended to bestow it upon the poor man who had been seen pulling
up the fence of his barren field; but the leader of the party could not
spare the friar at present. The holy man did not know his own age, for
certain. He must,—all the party would take their oath of it,—be under
four-and-twenty, and his merriment would match admirably with the
gravity of the young nun who had just passed. Two of the revellers were
sent back to catch, and bring her with all speed to Chelsea, where she
should be married to the friar before the day was over; the King’s
Highness being pleased to give her a dower. The friar affected to enjoy
this as a jest, and sent a message to the damsel while inwardly planning
how to escape from the party before they should reach Chelsea.
His planning was in vain. He was ordered to ride behind one of the
revellers, and his precious burden of relics was committed to the charge
of another, and some of the mocking eyes of the party were for ever
fixed on the holy man, insomuch that he did not dare to slip down and
attempt to escape; and far too soon for him appeared the low, rambling
house, its expanse of roof alive with pert pigeons, its garden alleys
stretching down to the Thames, and its porch and gates guarded with
rare, grim-looking stuffed quadrupeds placed in attitudes,—very unlike
the living animals which might be seen moving at their pleasure in the
meadow beyond.
On the approach of the party, one female face after another appeared at
the porch, vanished and reappeared, till an elderly lady came forth,
laden with fruit, from a close alley, and served as a centre, round
which rallied three or four comely young women, a middle-aged gentleman
who was the husband of one of them, and not a few children. The elder
dame smoothed a brow which was evidently too apt to be ruffled, put into
her manner such little courtesy as she could attain, and having seen
that servants enough were in attendance to relieve her guests of their
mules, offered the King’s Majesty the choice of the garden or the cooler
house, while a humble repast was in course of preparation.
The attendant gentlemen liked the look of the garden, and the thought of
straying through its green walks, or sitting by the water’s edge in
company with the graceful and lively daughters of Sir Thomas More; but
Henry chose to rest in the house, and it was necessary for some of his
followers to remain beside him. While some, therefore, made their
escape, and amused themselves with finding similitudes for one young
lady in the swan which floated in a square pond, and in sprinkling
another with drops from the fountain which rained coolness over the
circular grass-plat, others were called upon to follow the King from the
vestibule, which looked like the antechamber to Noah’s ark, and the
gallery where the promising young artist, Holbein, had hung two or three
portraits, to the study,—the large and airy study,—strewed with fresh
rushes and ornamented with books, manuscripts, maps, viols, virginals,
and other musical instruments, and sundry specimens of ladies’ works.
“Marry,” said the King, looking round him, “there are no needs here of
the lackery of my Lord Cardinal’s and other palaces. These maps and
perspectives are as goodly as any cloth of gold at Hampton, or any cloth
of bodkin at York House. Right fair ladies, this holy friar shall
discourse to us, if you are so minded, of the things here figured
forth.”
The ladies had been accustomed to hear a holy man (though not a friar)
discourse of things which were not dreamed of in every one’s philosophy;
but they respectfully waited for further light from the friar, who now
stepped forward to explain how no map could be made complete, because
the end of the land and sea, where there was a precipice at its edge,
overhanging hell, was shrouded with a dark mist. He found, with
astonishing readiness, the country of the infidels, and, the very place
of the sepulchre, and the land where recent travellers had met with the
breed of asses derived from the beast which carried Christ into
Jerusalem. These were known from the common ass from having, not only
Christ’s common mark,—the cross,—but the marks of his stripes; and from
the race suffering no one to ride them but a stray saint whom they might
meet wayfaring. Many more such treasures of natural science did he lay
open to his hearers with much fluency, as long as uninterrupted; but
when the young ladies, as was their wont when discoursing on matters of
science with their father or their tutor, made their inquiries in the
Latin tongue, the friar lost his eloquence, and speedily substituted
topics of theology; the only matter of which he could treat in Latin.
This was not much to Henry’s taste. He could at any time hear all the
theology he chose treated of by the first masters in his kingdom; but it
was not every day that graceful young creatures, as witty as they were
wise, were at hand to amuse his leisure with true tales,—not “of men
whose heads do grow beneath their shoulders,” but of things quite as
unknown to his experience, and far more beautiful to his fancy. It was a
pity that Mr. Roper, the husband of the eldest of these young ladies,
was present, as it prevented the guests putting all the perplexing
questions which might otherwise have occurred to them.
By the time the house had resounded with music, and the King had found
his way up to the roof of the house,—where he had more than once amused
himself with star-gazing, in the company of his trusty and well-beloved,
the honourable Speaker, his host,—dinner was announced.
The dame had bustled about to so much purpose, that the service of
pewter made a grand display, the board was amply spread, and the King’s
Highness was not called upon to content himself with the homely fare of
a farm-house, as he had been assured he must. There was a pudding which
marvellously pleased the royal palate; and Henry would know whose
ingenuity had devised the rare mixture of ingredients.
“If it like your Grace,” replied the lady, "the honour must be parted
between me and Margaret, now sitting at your Grace’s right hand. The
matter was put in a good train by me, in every material point; but as
touching the more cunning and delicate—"
“Mine own good mistress Margaret,” interrupted Henry, “we are minded to
distinguish the great pain and discretion that you have towardly
exercised on this matter; and for a recompense, we appoint you the
monies of the next monastery that we shall require to surrender. The
only grace we ask is that we may appoint the marriage of the monks who
shall owe their liberty to us. Please it you, holy father, to advertise
us of a sumptuous monastery that may be most easily discharged?”
“I beseech your Grace to remember that what the regal power may
overthrow, the papal power will rectify. Any damageable proceedings may
bring on the head of your Highness’s servants a grievous punishment.”
“From Servus Servorum?” said the King, laughing. “Let him come to the
succour of the monks of Beggam, when they ring their abbey bell, and
carry away the sums in their treasury from the hands of Mistress
Margaret, to whom we appoint them. Nay, Mistress Margaret, I desire you
as lovingly to take this largesse as I do mean it; and ensure yourself
that that was ill-gotten which is now well-bestowed.”
The friar probably wished to be dismissed from the King’s presence
before his destined bride should arrive; for he muttered that dogs and
base poisoners, who have their chiefest hope in this world, were ever
ready to speak unfitting and slanderous words against those whom the
holy Trinity held fast in his preservation. The naughty friar received,
not an order to go about his business for supposing that Henry was
deceived, but a box on the ear from the dignified hands of the monarch,
and a promise that he should try the Little Ease in the Tower, if he did
not constrain his contumacious tongue in the King’s presence. A dead
silence followed this rebuff,—partly caused by dismay at the King’s
levity about popish matters, and partly by sorrow that he should
wantonly increase the enmity which was known to be borne to him by the
monks and friars in his dominions. The only way of restoring the
banished mirth was to call in one who stood without,—the facetious
natural who was wont to season Henry’s repasts with his jests.
As the jester entered, a royal messenger was seen standing outside, as
if anxious to deliver the letter he had in charge; and, unfitting as
seemed the time, it was presently in the hands of Henry. Its contents
seemed to leave him in no humour for feast or jest; and he had given no
further signal for mirth when his entirely beloved counsellor, the
Cardinal, and his trusty and honourable Speaker arrived,—the one to glow
and glitter in his costly apparel, and feast off “plump fesaunts,” and
the other to resume the homely guise he loved best, and refresh himself
with fruits and water.
“Marry, my Lords,” cried the King, when they were seated, one on each
side of him, “if the Lower House be not mindful of our needs, our sister
of Scotland may satisfy herself for her jewels as she may. She is
ashamed therewith; and would God there had never been word of the
legacy, as the jewels are worth less to her than our estimation.”
“Says the Queen of Scotland so much?” inquired the Cardinal.
“Satisfy yourself how much more,” replied the King, handing to Wolsey
the angry letter in which Margaret of Scotland expressed her contempt
for the withholding of her father’s legacy of jewels.
“Please your Highness, there are matters of other necessity than a
perplexed woman’s letter,” observed the Cardinal, with a freedom of
speech which was not now displeasing to his master.
“Another wager lost by the Princess’s governante in her Highness’ name?
Let us divert ourself with the inventory, my Lord Cardinal, while you
refresh yourself in a more hearty wise than our trusty host.”
Wolsey was impatient to consult upon the measures necessary to be taken
to follow up the extorted resolution of the House to furnish supplies to
the King’s needs: but Henry was in a mood for trifling, and he would
examine for himself the list of requests from the steward of the
Princess’s household; a list regularly addressed to the Cardinal, who
chose to superintend the details of all the management that he could get
into his own hands. Passing his arm round More’s neck, the King jested
upon the items in the letter,—the ship of silver for the alms-dish, the
spice plates, the disguisings for an interlude at a banquet, the
trumpets for the minstrels, and a bow and quiver for his lady’s Grace.
There was an earnest beseeching for a Lord of Misrule for the honourable
household, and for a rebeck to be added to the band. A fair steel glass
from Venice was desired, and a pair of hose wrought in silk and gold
from Flanders. There was an account of a little money paid for “Mr. John
poticary” coming to see my lady sick, and a great deal for a pound and a
half of gold for embroidering a night-gown. Something was paid for a
frontlet lost in a wager with my little lady Jane; and something more
for the shaving of her Grace’s fool’s head; and, again, for binding
prentice the son of a servant, and for Christopher, the surgeon, letting
her lady’s Grace blood; and again for a wrought carnation satin for the
favoured lady’s maid.
“I marvel, my Lord Cardinal,” said the King, “that your Grace can take
advice of the ordering of the Princess’s spice plates, and leave your
master to be sorely perplexed with the grooms and the yeomen and pages,
and those that bring complaints from the buttery, and the wardrobe of
beds, and the chaundery, and the stables, till my very life is worn with
tales of the mighty wants and debts of the household.”
“If it like your Grace, my most curious inquisition hath of late been
into the particulars of the royal household; and my latest enemies are
divers grooms, yeomen, and pages, whom I have compelled to perform their
bounden service to your Majesty, or to surrender it.”
The Speaker conceived that the charge of his own household would be
enough for the Cardinal, if he were made as other men; but as the King’s
was added, that of the Princess might reasonably devolve upon some less
occupied——
“Upon yourself?” inquired the King. “Marry, if you were to appoint your
spare diet of fruit for the Princess, Mistress Margaret should add to it
such a pudding as I have to-day tasted. What say you, Mistress
Margaret?” he continued, calling back the ladies who were modestly
retiring, on finding the conversation turning upon matters of state.
“My Margaret has no frontlets to lose in betting,” observed Sir Thomas
More. “But your Grace knows that there are many who have more leisure
for ordering the Princess’s household than your poor councillor. There
are divers in your good city of London who can tell whether the silver
ship for the alms-dish will not carry away the alms; and we have passed
some by the wayside to-day who would see somewhat miraculous in these
Venetian mirrors, not knowing their own faces therein.”
“These are not mirrors whose quality it is to make faces seem long, or,
certes, we ourself would use one,” said the King.
“Long faces might sometimes be seen without glasses,” Sir Thomas More
quietly replied.
“As for shaven fools’ heads,” observed the King, looking at the friar,
“there is no need to go to the Princess’s household to divert ourselves
with that spectacle. We will beseech our released monks, who must needs
lack occupation, to watch over their brethren of our household in this
particular.”
Sir Thomas More requested the friar to pronounce the thanksgiving over
the board, (as the Cardinal had at length finished his meal,) and to
instruct the women in certain holy matters, while the King’s Highness
should receive account of the passages of the morning.
Henry looked from the one to the other to know what had been their
success in raising money from his faithful Commons. The Cardinal opened
to him his plans for securing assent to the levy of an enormous
benevolence. Wolsey himself had never been more apt, more subtle, more
busy, than in his devices on this occasion. He had found errands in
remote parts for most whose obstinacy was to be feared. He had ordered
down to the House all the King’s servants who had a vote there: had
discharged easily of their sins many who were wavering in the matter of
the subsidy; and had made as imposing an appearance as possible on going
to Blackfriars to “reason” with the members who believed that the people
could not pay the money. And what was the result?
“Please it your Grace to understand that there hath been the greatest
and sorest hold in the House that ever was seen, I think, in any
Parliament. There was such a hold that the House was like to be
dissevered, but that the Speaker did mediate graciously between your
Highness and the greedy Jews that bearded me.”
“Mediate, I trow! And why not command, as beseems the Speaker?” cried
the King, glancing angrily on More.
“In his bearing the Speaker is meek,” observed Wolsey, with some malice
in his tone. “His words were dutiful, and the lowness of his obeisance
an ensample to the whole Parliament.”
“And what were his acts?”
“He informed me that the Commons are not wont to be reasoned with by
strangers, and that the splendour of my poor countenance must needs
bewilder their deliberations.”
“So be it. We have deliberated too long and too deeply for our royal
satisfaction on the matter of filling our coffers. We expect our Commons
to fill them without deliberation. Wherefore this repining and delay?”
asked Henry of More.
"Because your Grace’s true servants would that this vast sum should be
well and peaceably levied, without grudge——"
“We trouble not ourself about the grudge, if it be surely paid,”
interrupted Henry.
“We would that your Grace should not lose the true hearts of your
subjects, which we reckon a greater treasure than gold and silver,”
replied the Speaker.
“And why lose their hearts? Do they think that no man is to fare well,
and be well clothed but themselves?”
“That is the question they have this morning asked of the Lord
Cardinal,” replied More, “when my Lord discoursed to them of the wealth
of the nation, as if it were a reason why they should make such a grant
as your Majesty’s ancestors never heard of. One said that my lord had
seen something of the wealth of the nation, in the form of a beautiful
welcoming of your Majesty; but of the nation’s poverty, it is like the
Lord Cardinal has seen less than he may see, if the benevolence is
finally extorted.”
“And who is this one that beards my Lord Cardinal?”
“The one who spoke of the nation’s poverty is one who hath but too much
cause to do so from what his own eyes have seen within his own
household. He is one Richard Read, an honourable alderman of London,
once wealthy, but now, as I said, entitled, through his service to your
Majesty, to discourse of poverty.”
“Marry, I would that he would discourse of our poverty as soothly as of
his own. Has he been bearded by France? Is he looking for an invasion
from Scotland? Has he relations with his Holiness, and enterprizes of
war to conduct?”
“Such were the questions of my Lord Cardinal. He seems to be fully
possessed of your Grace’s mind.”
“And what was the answer?”
“That neither had the late King left to him in legacy nearly two
millions of pounds. Neither had he levied a benevolence last year, nor
borrowed twenty thousand pounds of the city of London. If he had, there
might not now perhaps have been occasion for alleging such high
necessity on the King’s part, nor for such high poverty expressed, not
only by the commoners, citizens, and burgesses, but by knights,
esquires, and gentlemen of every quarter.”
“And the Lord Cardinal did not allow such argument of poverty. How did
he rebuke the traitor for his foul sayings?”
“If it like your Grace, this Richard Read was once this day ordered to
be committed to prison, but he is still abroad. He regards himself and
his family as despoiled by never having rest from payments; and he cares
not greatly what he does. This is also the condition of so many that it
would not be safe to offer vengeance till the cuckoo time and hot
weather (at which time mad brains are most wont to be busy) shall be
overpassed.”
The King rose in great disturbance, and demanded of Wolsey why he had
not sent to a distance all who were likely to dispute the subsidy he
desired. Wolsey coolly assured him that this was an easier thing to
speak of than to do, as there were but too large a number who desired
that no more conquests should be sought in France, urging that the
winning thereof would be more chargeful than profitable, and the keeping
more chargeful than the winning. Audacious dogs were these, the Cardinal
declared; but it must be wary whipping till some could be prevented from
flying at the throat, while another was under the lash. But the day
should come when those who ought to think themselves only too much
honoured in being allowed to supply the King’s needs, should leave off
impertinently speculating on the infinite sums which they said had been
already expended in the invading of France, out of which nothing had
prevailed in comparison with the costs. If his Majesty would but turn
over his vengeance to his poor councillor, the pernicious knaves should
be made to repent.
“Of the salt tears they have shed, only for doubt how to find money to
content the King’s Highness?” inquired More.
“Their tears shall hiss hot upon their cheeks in the fire of my
vengeance,” cried the King. “Send this traitor Read to prison, that he
may answer for his words. If he keeps his head, he shall come out with
such a hole in his tongue as shall make him for ever glad to keep it
within his teeth.”
The Cardinal endeavoured to divert the King’s rage. He was as willing as
his royal master that this honest alderman Read should suffer for his
opposition to the exactions of the Government; but he knew that to send
one murmurer to prison at this crisis would be to urge on to rebellion
thousands of the higher orders, to head the insurrections which were
already beginning in the eastern counties. He now hastened to assure
Henry that there had not been wanting some few men besides himself to
rebuke the stupidity of those who complained of the impoverishment of
the nation, and to explain that that which was given to the King for his
needs was returned by the King in the very supplying of those needs.
“After there had been much discourse,” said he, “of what straits the
nation would be in if every man had to pay away his money, and how the
whole frame and intercourse of things would be altered if tenants paid
their landlords in corn and cattle, so that the landlords would have but
little coin left for traffic, so that the nation itself, for want of
money, must grow in a sort barbarous and ignoble, it was answered that
the money was only transferred into the hands of others of the same
nation, as in a vast market where, though the coin never lies still, all
are accommodated.”
“I will use despatch,” observed More, “to write this comforting news to
a cousin-german of mine, who is in sore distress because some rogues
have despoiled him of a store of angels that he had kept for his
daughter’s dower. I will assure him that there can be no impoverishment
in his case.”
Wolsey had not finished his speech. He had something still to say about
how much more precious was the wealth which descended from the throne in
streams of royal bounty and custom than when it went up from the rude
hands of his unworthy subjects. His Majesty only accepted for a time, in
order to return what he had received, embalmed with his grace, and
rendered meet to be handled with reverential ecstacy.
“Further good tidings for my cousin-german,” observed More. "If the
money which has been taken from him be spent in purchasing his corn and
cattle, he has nothing to complain of. His injury is repaired, and his
daughters are dowered. O rare reparation,—when the gentleman is no
worse, and the rogues are the better by the corn and cattle!"
“At this rate, O rare philosopher!” said Henry, “the way to make men
rich is to rob them; and to tax a people is to give them wealth. We have
wit, friend, to spy out jest from earnest. But who reports of these salt
tears?”
“Does not every report from the eastern counties savour of them?”
inquired More. “And in the west a like pernicious rheum distils in the
cold wind of poverty. And so it is in the north and south, though this
be the cuckoo time, and the season of hot weather.”
“It is the Parliament, your Grace may be assured,” interrupted the
Cardinal,—“it is your right trusty Lower House that devises sad tales of
salt tears to move such pitiful hearts as that of the Honourable
Speaker. If your Grace had seen how enviously they looked upon my poor
train, as we entered Blackfriars, and how they stood peevishly mute in
the House, each one like your Highness’s natural under disfavour, your
Grace would marvel that the tales are not of tears of blood.”
“Patience!” said More. “The next east wind will bring such rumours as
you speak of. They are already abroad.”
“The Parliament shall not puff them in our face,” cried Henry. “On our
conscience, we have borne with our faithless Commons too long. They
shall have another seven years to spy out the poverty that is above
them, while we will not listen to their impertinent tales of that which
is below. My Lord Cardinal, let them be dispersed for seven years.”
“And then,” observed More, "they will have time to learn what your
Majesty’s wisdom already discerns,—how much more fatal is poverty in
high places than in low. The contemptible handicraftsman can, while
consuming his scanty food of to-day, produce the scanty food of to-
morrow; while the gallants of your Grace’s court,—right noble gentlemen
as they are,—must beg of the low artizan to repair to-morrow that which
they magnificently consume to-day."
“My nobles are not beggars,” cried the King. “They pay for their pomp.”
"Most true. And their gold is right carefully cleansed from the rust of
salt tears, which else might blister their delicate fingers. But were it
not better for them to take their largess from the people in corn and
meat and wine at once,—since the coin which they handle hath been
already touched by the owner of land who has taken it as rent, or, worse
still, by the merchant as his gains, or, worst of all, by the labourer
as his hire?"
Wolsey assured the Speaker that his suggestion would soon be acted upon.
The people were so shy of making payments from their rent, their
profits, and their wages, that it would be necessary to take for the
King’s service the field of the landowner, the stock of the merchant,
and——
“And what next? For then there will be left no hire for the labourer.”
The Cardinal grew suddenly oracular about the vicissitudes of human
affairs, and the presumption of looking into futurity. The Speaker bowed
low under the holy man’s discourse, and the King was reassured.
“I marvel that your wit does not devise some pastimes that may disperse
the ill-blood of the people,” said Henry. “Dull homes cloud men’s minds
with vapours; and your Grace is full strict with them in respect of
shows and outward apparel. My gallants have not ceased their jests on
the aged man from whom your Grace’s own hands stripped the crimson
jacket decked with gauds. And there is talk of many pillories being
wanted for men who have worn shirts of a finer texture than suits your
Grace’s pleasure.”
“Is there not amusement enough for the people,” asked More, "in gazing
at the Lord Cardinal’s train? For my part, I know not elsewhere of so
fine a pageant. If they must have more, the legate is coming, and who
has measured the scarlet cloth which is sent over to Calais to clothe
Campeggio’s train? This will set the people agape for many days,—if they
can so spy out my Lord Cardinal’s will about their apparel as to dare to
come forth into the highway."
The King thought the pleasure of beholding a pageant did not last long
enough effectually to quiet the popular discontents. He wished that
fields could be opened for the sports of the young men, and that
companies of strolling mummers could be supported at the royal expense.
His miraculous bounty and benignity were extolled so that it was a pity
the people themselves were not by to say Amen; but it was feared the
said people must take the will for the deed, as, in the present
condition of the exchequer, it was impossible to afford the
appropriation of the ground, the outlay upon it to render it fit for the
proposed objects, or the annual expense of keeping it up. The people
must remain subject to blue devils, and liable to rebellion, till the
Scots were beaten off, and the French vanquished; till the Pope had done
with Henry, and the court had been gratified with a rare new masque, for
which an extraordinary quantity of cloth of gold, and cloth of silver,
and cloth of taffety, and cloth of bodkin, would be necessary; to say
nothing of the forty-four varieties of jewelled copes of the richest
materials which had been ordered for the chaplains and cunning singing-
men of the royal chapel. The king’s dignity must be maintained;—a truth
in which More fully agreed. What kingly dignity is, he was wont to
settle while pacing one of the pleached alleys of his garden as the sun
was going down in state, presenting daily a gorgeous spectacle which
neither Wolsey nor Campeggio could rival, and which would have been
better worth the admiration of the populace if their eyes had not been
dimmed by hunger, and their spirits jarred by tyranny into a dissonance
with nature. More was wont to ridicule himself as a puppet when decked
out with his official trappings; and he was apt to fancy that such holy
men as the future Defender of the Faith and the anointed Cardinal must
have somewhat of the same notions of dignity as himself.—There were also
seasons when he remembered that there were other purposes of public
expenditure besides the maintenance of the outward state of the
sovereign. His daughters and he had strengthened one another in the
notion that the public money ought to be laid out in the purchase of
some public benefit; and that it would not be unpardonable in the nation
to look even beyond the DEFENCE of their territory, and ask for an ample
administration of JUSTICE, a liberal provision for PUBLIC WORKS, and
perhaps, in some wiser age, an extensive apparatus of NATIONAL
EDUCATION. He was wont to look cheerfully to the good Providence of God
in matters where he could do nothing; but he was far from satisfied that
the enormous sums squandered in damaging the French availed anything for
the defence of the English; or that those who most needed justice were
the most likely to obtain it, as long as it must be sought with a
present in the hand which was not likely to be out-bid; or that the
itinerant justice-mongers of his day were of much advantage to the
people, as long as their profits and their credit in high quarters
depended on the amount they delivered in as amercements of the guilty.
He was not at all sure that the peasant who had done his best to satisfy
the tax-gatherer was the more secure against the loss of what remained
of his property, whenever a strong oppressor should choose to wrest it
from him. He could see nothing done in the way of public works by which
the bulk of the tax-payers might be benefited. Indeed, public
possessions of this kind were deteriorating even faster, if possible,
than private property; and the few rich commoners, here and there, who
dreaded competition in their sales of produce, might lay aside their
fears for the present. Competition was effectually checked, not only by
the diminution of capital, but by the decay of roads and bridges which
there were no funds to repair. As for education, the only chance was
that the people might gain somewhat by the insults offered to the
Church. The unroofed monks might carry some slight scent of the odour of
learning from the dismantled shrines; but otherwise it seemed designed
that the people’s acquaintance with polite learning should be confined
to two points which were indeed very strenuously taught,—the King’s
supremacy and the Cardinal’s infallibility.
More was not much given to reverie. While others were discoursing, his
ready wit seldom failed to interpose to illustrate and vivify what was
said. His low, distinct utterance made itself heard amidst the laughter
or the angry voices which would have drowned the words of almost any one
else; and the aptness of his speech made him as eagerly sought in the
royal circle as sighed for by his own family, when he was not at hand to
direct and enlighten their studies in their modest book-chamber. He was
much given to thought in his little journeys to and from town, and in
his leisure hours of river-gazing, and star-exploring; but he seldom
indulged his meditations in company. Now, however, while Henry and
Wolsey laid their scheme for swearing every man of the King’s subjects
to his property, and taxing him accordingly,—not only without the
assistance of Parliament, but while the Commons were dispersed for seven
years,—More was speculating within himself on the subject of kingly
dignity.
“One sort of dignity,” thought he, "consists with the purposes of him
who regards his people as his servants, and another with the wishes of
him who regards himself as the servant of his people. As for the
monarchs who live in times when the struggle is which party shall be a
slave, God’s mercy be on them and their people! Their throne moves, like
an idol’s car, over the bones of those who have worshipped or defied
their state; and they have fiends to act as mummers in their pageants,
and defiled armour for their masques, and much dolorous howling in the
place of a band of minstrels. In such days the people pay no tax,
because the monarch has only to stretch forth his hand and take. It is a
better age when the mummers are really merry, and minstrels make music
that gladdens the heart like wine; and gaudy shows make man’s face to
shine like the oil of the Hebrews: but it would be better if this
gladdening of some made no heart heavy; and this partial heaviness must
needs be where childish sports take place; and the gawds of a court like
ours are but baby sports after all. When my little ones made a pageant
in the meadow, there were ever some sulking, sooner or later, under the
hedge or within the arbour, while there was unreasonable mirth among
their fellows in the open sunshine,—however all might be of one accord
in the study and at the board. And so is it ever with those who follow
childish plays, be they august kings, or be they silly infants. But it
is no April grief that clouds the faces of the people while their King
is playing the master in order afterwards to enact the buffoon. They
have spent more upon him than the handful of meadow-flowers that
children fling into the lap to help the show; and they would do worse in
their moods than pull these gay flowers to pieces, after the manner of a
freakish babe. Remembering that it is the wont of honest masters to pay
their servants, they are ill content to pay the very roofs from off
their houses, and the seed from out of their furrows, to be lorded over,
and for the greatest favour, laid at the gate to see Dives pass in and
out in his purple and fine linen. It is ill sport for Dives to whistle
up his dogs to lick the poor man’s sores when so black a gulf is opening
yonder to swallow up his pomp. May be, his brethren that shall come
after him shall be wiser; as all are apt to become as time rolls on. The
matin hour decks itself gorgeously with long bright trains, and flaunts
before men’s winking eyes, as if all this grandeur were not made of
tears caught up for a little space into a bright region, but in their
very nature made to dissolve and fall in gloom. But then there is an end
of the folly, and out of the gloom step forth other hours, growing
clearer, and more apt to man’s steady uses; so that when noon is come,
there is no more pranking and shifting of purple and crimson clouds, but
the sun is content to light men perfectly to their business, without
being worshipped as he was when gayer but less glorious. Perhaps a true
sun-like king may come some day, when men have grown eagle-eyed to hail
such an one; and he will not be for calling people from their business
to be dazzled with him; nor for sucking up all that the earth will
yield, so that there may be drought around and gloom overhead. Rather
will he call out bubbling springs from the warm hill-side, and cast a
glister over every useful stream, to draw men’s eyes to it; and would
rather thirst himself than that they should. Such an one will be content
to leave it to God’s hand to fill him with glory, and would rather kiss
the sweat from off the poor man’s brow, than that the labourer should
waste the precious time in falling on his knees to him to mock him with
idolatry. Though he be high enough above the husbandman’s head, he is
not the lord of the husbandman, but in some sort his servant; though it
be a service of more glory than any domination.—If he should chance
vainly to forget that there sitteth One above the firmament, he may find
that the same Maker who once stayed the sun for the sake of one
oppressed people may, at the prayer of another, wheel the golden throne
hurriedly from its place, and call out constellations of lesser lights,
under whose rule men may go to and fro, and refresh themselves in peace.
The state of a king that domineers is one thing; and the dignity of a
king that serves and blesses is another; and this last is so noble, that
if any shall arise who shall not be content with the office’s
simplicity, but must needs deck it with trappings and beguile it with
toys, let him be assured that he is as much less than man as he is more
than ape; and it were wiser in him to rummage out a big nut to crack,
and set himself to switch his own tail, than seek to handle the orb and
stretch out the sceptre of kings."
It was a day of disappointments to Henry. Not only were his Commons
anything but benevolently disposed towards furnishing the benevolence
required, but the young nun would not come to be married to the friar.
The gallants who had been sent for her now appeared before the King with
fear and trembling, bearing sad tidings of the sturdiness of female
self-will. They had traced the maiden to the house of her father, one
Richard Read, and had endeavoured to force her away with them,
notwithstanding her own resistance, and her mother’s and sister’s
prayers and tears. In the midst of the dispute, her father had returned
from Blackfriars, surrounded by the friends who had joined him in
declining the tribute which they were really unable to pay. Heated by
the insolent words which had been thrown at them by the Cardinal, and
now exasperated by the treatment his daughter had met with, Read had
dropped a few words,—wonderfully fierce to be uttered in the presence of
courtiers in those days,—which were now repeated in the form of a
message to the King:—Read had given his daughter to be the spouse of
Christ, and had dowered her accordingly; and it did not now suit his
paternal ambition that she should be made the spouse of a houseless
friar for the bribe of a dowry from the King; this dowry being actually
taken from her father under the name of a benevolence to aid the King’s
necessities. He would neither sell his daughter nor buy the King’s
favour.
Henry was of course enraged, and ordered the arrest of the entire
household of Richard Read; a proceeding which the Cardinal and the
Speaker agreed in disliking as impolitic in the present crisis. Wolsey
represented to the King that there could be no failure of the subsidy if
every recusant were reasoned with apart, instead of being placed in a
position where his malicious frowardness would pervert all the rest of
the waverers. If good words and amiable behaviour did not avail to
induce men to contribute, the obstinate might be brought before the
privy council; or, better still, be favoured with a taste of military
service. Henry seized upon the suggestion, knowing that such service as
that of the Border war was not the pleasantest occupation in the world
for a London alderman, at the very time when his impoverished and
helpless family especially needed his protection. He lost sight, for the
time, as Wolsey intended that he should, of the daughter, while planning
fresh tyranny towards her father. The church would be spared the scandal
of such a jesting marriage as had been proposed, if, as the Cardinal
hoped, the damsel should so withdraw herself as not to be found in the
morning. The religious More had aspirations to the same effect.
“It is a turning of nature from its course,” said he, “to make night-
birds of these tender young swallows; but they are answerable who scared
them from beneath their broad eaves when they were nestled and looked
for no storm. Pray the Lord of Hosts that he may open a corner in some
one of his altars for this ruffled fledgeling!”
Little did the gentle daughters of More suspect for what message they
were summoned to produce writing materials, and desired to command the
attendance of a king’s messenger. Their father was not required to be
aiding and abetting in this exercise of royal tyranny. Perceiving that
his presence was not wished for, he stepped into his orchard, to refresh
himself with speculations on his harvest of pippins, and to hear what
his family had to say on his position with respect to the mighty
personages within.
“I marvel,” said his wife to him, “that you should be so wedded to your
own small fancies as to do more things that may mislike his Grace than
prove your own honest breeding. What with your undue haste to stretch
your limbs in your bedesman’s apparel, and your simple desire to mere
fruit and well-water, his Highness may right easily content himself that
his bounty can add nothing to your state.”
“And so shall he best content me, dame. Worldly honour is the thing of
which I have resigned the desire; and as for worldly profit, I trust
experience proveth, and shall daily prove, that I never was very greedy
therein.”
Mr. Roper saw no reason for the lady’s rebuke or apprehensions. When did
the King’s Highness ever more lovingly pass his arm round any subject’s
neck than this day, when he caressed the honourable Speaker of his
faithful Commons?
“There is full narrow space, Mr. Roper, between my shoulders and my head
to serve as a long resting-place for a king’s caress. Trust me, if he
had been a Samson, and if it had suited the pleasure of his Grace, he
would at that moment have plucked my head from my shoulders before you
all. It may be well for plain men that a king’s finger and thumb are not
stronger than those of any other man.”
Henry and his poor councillor now appeared from beneath the porch, the
one not the less gay, the other not the less complacent, for their
having together made provision for the utter ruin of a family whose only
fault was their poverty. A letter had been written to the general
commanding on the Scotch border, to desire that Richard Read, now sent
down to serve as a soldier at his own charge, should be made as
miserable as possible, should be sent out on the most perilous duty in
the field, and subjected to the most severe privations in garrison, and
used in all things according to the sharp military discipline of the
northern wars, in retribution for his refusing to pay money which he did
not possess. The snare being thus fixed, the train of events laid by
which the unhappy wife and daughters were to be compelled first to
surrender their only guardian, then to give their all for his ransom
from the enemy, and, lastly, to mourn him slain in the field,—this
hellish work being carefully set on foot, the devisers thereof came
forth boldly into God’s daylight, to amuse themselves with innocence and
flatter the ear of beauty till the sun went down, and then to mock the
oppressed citizens of London with the tumult of their pomp and revelry.
Perhaps some who turned from the false glare to look up into the pure
sky might ask why the heavens were clear,—where slept the thunderbolt?
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SECOND AGE.
It was not Sunday morning, yet the bells of every steeple in London had
been tolling since sunrise; the shops were all shut; and there was such
an entire absence of singers and jugglers, of dancing bears and
frolicking monkeys in the streets, that it might seem as if the late
Protector had risen from his grave, and stalked abroad to frown over the
kingdom once more. Nothing this morning betokened the reign of a merry
monarch. No savour of meats issued from any house; no echo of music was
heard; the streets were as yet empty, the hour of meeting for worship
not having arrived, and there being no other cause for coming abroad.
There was more than a sabbath purity in the summer sky, unstained by
smoke as it could never be but on the day of a general fast in summer.
The few boats on the river which brought worshippers from a distance to
observe the solemn ordinance in the city, glided along without noise or
display. There was no exhibition of flags; no shouting to rival barks;
no matching against time. The shipping itself seemed to have a mournful
and penitential air, crowded together in silence and stillness. The
present had been an untoward season, as regarded the nation’s
prosperity, in many respects; and when the court and the people were
heartily tired of the festivities which had followed the King’s
marriage, they bethought themselves of taking the advice of many of
their divines, and deprecating the wrath of Heaven in a solemn day of
entreaty for rain, and for vengeance on their enemies.
The deepest gloom was not where, perhaps, it would have been looked for
by the light-minded who regarded such observances as very wholesome for
the common people, but extremely tiresome for themselves. Dr. Reede, a
young Presbyterian clergyman, the beloved pastor of a large congregation
in London, came forth from his study an hour before the time of service,
with a countenance anything but gloomy, though its mild seriousness
befitted the occasion. Having fully prepared himself for the pulpit, he
sought his wife. He found her with her two little children, the elder of
whom was standing at a chair, turning over the gilt leaves of a new
book; while the younger, a tender infant, nestled on its mother’s bosom
as she walked, in a rather hurried manner, from end to end of the
apartment.
“What hath fallen out, Esther? Is the babe ill-disposed?” asked the
husband, stooping to look into the tiny face that peeped over Esther’s
shoulder.
“The child is well, my love; and the greater is my sin in being
disturbed. I will be so no more,” she continued, returning to the seat
where the child was playing with the book; “I will fret myself no more
on account of evildoers, as the word of God gives commandment.”
“Is it this which hath troubled you?” asked her husband, taking up the
volume,—the new Book of Common Prayer,—of which every clergyman must
shortly swear that he believed the whole, or lose his living. “We knew,
Esther, what must be in this book. We knew that it must contain that
which would make it to us as the false gospel of the infidels; and, thus
knowing, there is no danger in the book.”
And he took it up, and turned over its pages, presently observing, with
a smile,—
“Truly, it is a small instrument wherewith to be turned out of so large
a living. I could lay my finger over the parts which make a gulf between
my church and me which I may not pass. The leaven is but little; but
since there it must lie, it leavens the whole lump.”
“Do you think?” inquired Esther, hesitatingly; "is it supposed that many
will——that your brethren regard the matter as you do?"
“It will be seen in God’s own time how many make a conscience of the
oaths they take in his presence. For me it is enough that I believe not
all that is in this book. If it had been a question whether the King
would or would not compel the oath, I could have humbled myself under
his feet to beseech him to spare the consciences which no King can bind;
but as it is now too late for this, we must cheerfully descend to a low
estate among men, that we may look up before God.”
“Without doubt; I mean nought else; but when, and where shall we go?”
"In a few days, unless it should please God to touch the hearts that he
hath hardened,—in a few days we must gird ourselves to go forth."
“With these little ones! And where?”
“Where there may be some unseen to bid us God speed! Whether the path
shall open to the right hand or to the left, what matters it?”
"True: if a path be indeed opened. But these little ones——"
“God hath sent food into the heart of wildernesses whence there was no
path; and the Scripture hath a word of the young ravens which cry.”
"It hath. I will never again, by God’s grace, look back to the estate
which my father lost for this very King. But, without reckoning up that
score with him, it moves the irreligious themselves to see how he guides
himself in these awful times,—toying in his palace-walks this very
morning, while he himself puts sackcloth on the whole nation. Edmund is
just come in from seeing the King standing on the green walk in the
palace-garden, and jesting with the Jezebel who ever contrives to be at
that high, back window as he passes by. I would the people knew of it,
that they might avoid the scandal of interceding for a jester whom they
suppose to be worshipping with them, while he is thinking of nothing so
little all the time as worshipping any but his own wantons."
“If Edmund can thus testify, it is time that I were enlarging my prayer
for the King. If for the godly we intercede seven times, should it not
for the ungodly be seventy-times seven?”
Mrs. Reede’s brother Edmund could confirm the account. In virtue of an
office which he held, he had liberty to pass through the palace-garden.
The sound of mirth, contrasting strangely with the distant toll of
bells, had drawn him into the shade; and he had seen Charles throwing
pebbles up to a window above, where a lady was leaning out, and pelting
him with sweetmeats in return. It was hoped that the queen, newly
married, and a stranger in the country, was in some far-distant corner
of the palace, and that she did not yet understand the tongue in which
Charles’s excesses were wont to be openly spoken of. The Corporations of
London had not yet done feasting and congratulating this most unhappy
lady; but all supposed matter of congratulation was already over. The
clergy of the kingdom prayed for her as much from compassion as duty;
and her fate served them as an unspoken text for their discourses on the
vanity of worldly greatness. The mothers of England dropped tears at the
thought of the lonely and insulted stranger; and their daughters sighed
their pity for the neglected bride.
Edmund now came into the room, and his appearance cost Dr. Reede more
sighs than his own impending anxieties. Though Edmund held a place of
honour and trust at the Admiralty, he had been in possession of it too
short a time to justify such a display as he had of late appeared
disposed to make. On this day of solemn fast, he seemed to have no
thought of sackcloth, but showed himself in a summer black bombazin
suit, trimmed very nobly with scarlet ribbon; a camlet cloak, lined with
scarlet; a prodigious periwig, and a new beaver.
“What news do you bring from the navy-yards?” inquired Dr. Reede. “Is
there hope of the ill spirit being allayed, and the defence of the
country cared for?”
“In truth, but little,” replied Edmund, "unless it become the custom to
pay people their dues. What with the quickness of the enemy, and the
slowness of the people to work without their wages, and the chief men
running after the shows and pastimes of the court, and others keeping
their hands by their sides through want of the most necessary materials,
and the waste that comes of wanton idleness,—it is said by certain wise
persons that it will be no wonder if our enemies come to our very shores
to defy us, and burn our shipping in our own river."
°How is it that you obtain your dues, Edmund? This neat suit would be
hardly paid for out of your private fortune."
“It is time for me to go like myself,” said Edmund, conceitedly, “liable
as I am to stand before the King or the Duke. I might complain, like the
rest, that but little money is to be seen; but, with such as I have, I
must do honour to the King’s Majesty, whom I am like to see to-day.”
Mrs. Reede had so strong an apprehension that Edmund would soon be
compelled, like others, to forego his salary, that she saw little that
was safe and honourable in spending his money on dress as fast as it
came in. But that the servants of government were infected with the
vanities of the government, they would prepare for the evil days which
were evidently coming on, instead of letting their luxury and their
poverty grow together.
“So is it ever, whether the vices of government be austere or pleasant,”
observed Dr. Reede. “The people must needs look and speak sourly when
Oliver grew grave; and now, they have suddenly turned, as it were, into
a vast troop of masqueraders, because the court is merry. But there is a
difference in the two examples which it behoves discerning men to
perceive. In respect of religious gravity, all men stand on the same
ground; it is a matter between themselves and their God. But the
government has another responsibility, in regard to its extravagance: it
is answerable to men; for government does not earn the wealth it spends;
and each act of waste is an injury to those who have furnished the
means, and an insult to every man who toils hard for scanty bread.”
Government could not be expected to look too closely into these matters,
Edmund thought. All governments were more or less extravagant; and he
supposed they always would be.
“Because they live by the toil of others? If so, there is a remedy in
making the government itself toil.”
“I would fain see it,” cried Mrs. Reede. “I would fain see the King
unravelling his perplexed accounts; and the Duke bestirring himself
among the ships and in the army, instead of taking the credit of what
better men do; and the court ladies ordering their houses discreetly,
while their husbands made ready to show what service they had done the
nation. Then, my dear, you would preach to a modest, and sober, and
thankful people, who, with one heart, would be ready to listen.”
“It is but too far otherwise now,” replied Dr. Reede. "Of my hearers,
some harden their hearts in unchristian contempt of all that is not as
sad as their own spirits; and others look to see that the cloak hangs
from the shoulder in a comely fashion as they stand. At the same time,
there is more need of the word the more men’s minds are divided. This is
the age when virtue is oppressed, and the selfish make mirth. Of those
that pray for the King’s Majesty, how many have given him their
children’s bread, and mourn and pine, while the gay whom they feed have
no thought for their misery! Edmund himself allows that the shipwrights
go home without their wages, while he who works scarce at all disports
himself with his bombazin suit and scarlet ribbons. Can I preach to them
as effectually as if they were content, and he——"
“What?” inquired Edmund.
"In truth, Edmund, I could less find in my heart to admonish these
defrauded men for stealing bread from the navy-stores for their hungry
children, than you for drawing their envious eyes upon you. The large
money that pays your small service, whose is it but theirs,—earned
hardly, paid willingly to the King, to be spent in periwigs and silk
hose? Shall men who thus injure and feel injury in their worldly labour,
listen with one heart and mind to the Sabbath word? Too well I know
that, from end to end of this kingdom, there is one tumult of bad
passions which set the Scriptures at nought. The lion devours the lamb;
the innocent know too well the sting of the asp; and as often as a
fleece appears, men spy for the wolf beneath it. What chance hath the
word when it falls upon ground so encumbered?"
Edmund pleaded that, though he had done little yet to merit his public
salary, he meant to do a great deal. This very day, the King had
appointed some confidential person to confer with him on an affair in
which his exertions would be required. Things had come to such a pass
now in the management of the army and navy, that something must be done
to satisfy the people; and Edmund hoped, that if he put on the
appearance of a rising young man, he might soon prove to be so, and gain
honour in proportion to the profit he was already taking by
anticipation.
It must be something very pressing that was wanted of Edmund, if no day
would serve but that of this solemn fast. It did not occur to the Reedes
that it must be a day of ennui to Charles and his court, at any rate,
and that there would be an economy of mirth in transacting at such a
time business which must be done.
There was a something in Edmund’s countenance and gait as he went to
worship this morning which made his sister fear that, during the
service, he must be thinking more of the expected interview at the
palace than of her husband’s eloquent exposition of how the sins of the
government were the sins of the nation, and how both merited the
chastisement which it was the object of this day’s penitence to avert.
The sermon was a bold one; but the nation was growing bold under a sense
of injury, and of the inconsistency of the government. The time was past
when plain speakers could be sent off to the wars, for the purpose of
being impoverished, made captive, or slain. Dr. Reede knew, and bore in
mind, the fate of a certain ancestor of his, and returned thanks in his
heart for such an advance in the recognition of social rights as allowed
him to be as honest as his forefathers, with greater impunity. He
resolved now to do a bolder thing than he had ever yet meditated,—to
take advantage of Edmund’s going to the palace to endeavour to obtain an
interview with the King, and intercede for the Presbyterian clergy, who
must, in a few days, vacate their livings, or violate their consciences,
unless Charles should be pleased to remember, before it was too late,
that he had passed his royal word in their favour. Charles was not
difficult of access, particularly on a fast-day; the experiment was
worth trying.
The streets were dull and empty as the brothers proceeded to the river-
side to take boat for the palace. There was a little more bustle by the
stairs whence they meant to embark, the watermen having had abundance of
time this day to drink and quarrel. The contention for the present God-
send of passengers would have run high, if Edmund had not known how to
put on the manner of a personage of great importance; a manner which he
sincerely thought himself entitled to assume, it being a mighty
pleasure, as he declared to his companion, to feel himself a greater man
in the world than he could once have expected for himself, or any of his
friends for him. He felt as if he was lord of the Thames, while, with
his arms folded in his cloak, and his beaver nicely poised, he looked
abroad, and saw not another vessel in motion on the surface of the broad
river.
This solitude did not last very long. Dr. Reede had not finished
contemplating the distant church of St. Paul’s, which Wren, the artist,
had been engaged to repair. He was speculating on the probable effect of
a cupola (a strange form described, but not yet witnessed, in England);
he was wondering what induced Oliver to take the choir for horse-
barracks, when so many other buildings in the neighbourhood might have
served the purpose better; he was inwardly congratulating his
accomplished young friend on his noble task of restoring,—not only to
beauty, that which was dilapidated,—but to sanctity that which was
desecrated. Dr. Reede was thinking of these things, rather than
listening to the watermen’s account of a singular new vessel, called a
yacht, which the Dutch East India Company had presented to the King,
when a barge was perceived to be coming up the river with so much haste
as to excite Edmund’s attention and stop the boatman’s description.
"It is Palmer, bringing news, I am sure,—what mighty haste!" observed
Edmund, turning to order the boatmen to make for the barge. "News from
sea,—mighty good or bad, I am certain. We will catch them on their way."
“Palmer, the King’s messenger! He will not tell his news to us, Edmund.”
“He will, knowing me, and finding where I am going.”
Palmer did tell his news. His Majesty had sustained a signal defeat
abroad. The doubt was where to find the King or the Duke, there being a
rumour that they were somewhere on the river. Palmer had witnessed a
sailing-match between two royal boats, some way below Greenwich, but he
could not make out that any royal personages were on board.
“Here they are, if they be on the river!” exclaimed Edmund, inquiring of
the watermen if the extraordinary vessel just coming in sight was not
the yacht they had described. It was, and the King must be on board, as
no one else would dream of taking pleasure on the river this day.
Edmund managed so well to put himself in the way of being observed while
Palmer made his inquiries, that both were summoned on board the yacht.
The clergyman looked so unlike anybody that the lords and gentlemen
within had commonly to do with, that he was not allowed to remain
behind. They seemed to have some curiosity to see whether a presbyterian
parson could eat like other men, for they pressed him to sit down to
table with them,—a table steaming with the good meats which had been
furnished from the kitchen-boat which always followed in the rear of the
yacht. Dr. Reede simply observed that it was a fast day; and could not
be made to perceive that being on the water and in high company absolved
him from the observances of the day. Every body else seemed of a
different opinion; for, not content with the usual regale of fine music
which attended the royal excursions, the lords and gentlemen present had
made the fiddlers drunk, and set them in that state to sing all the foul
songs with which their professional memories could furnish them.
Abundance of punch was preparing, and there was some Canary of
incomparable goodness which had been carried to and from the Indies. Two
of the company were too deeply interested in what they were about to
care for either music or Canary at the moment. Charles and the Duke of
Ormond were rattling the dice-box, having staked 1000_l._ on the cast.
It was of some consequence to the King to win it, as he had, since
morning, lost 23,000_l._ in bets with the Duke of York and others about
the sailing match which they had carried on while the rest of the nation
were at church, deprecating God’s judgments.
Having lost his 1000_l._, he turned gaily to the strangers, as if
expecting some new amusement from them. He made a sign to Edmund (whom
he knew in virtue of his office), that he would hold discourse with him
presently in private, and then asked Dr. Reede what the clergy had
discovered of the reasons for the heavy judgment with which the kingdom
was afflicted.
Dr. Reede believed the clergy were more anxious to obtain God’s mercy
than to account for his judgments.
“You are deceived, friend. Our reverend dean of Windsor has been
preaching that it is our supineness in leaving the heads of the
regicides on their shoulders that has brought these visitations on our
people. He discoursed largely of the matter of the Gibeonites, and
exhorted us to quick vengeance.”
Dr. Reede could not remember any text which taught that wreaking
vengeance on man was the way to propitiate God. He could not suppose
that this disastrous defeat abroad would have been averted by butchering
the regicides in celebration of the King’s marriage, as had been
proposed.
The King had not yet had time to comprehend the news of this defeat. On
hearing of it, he seemed in a transient state of consternation;
marvelled, as his subjects were wont to do, what was to become of the
kingdom at this rate; and signified his wish to be left with the
messenger, the Duke of York alone remaining to help him to collect all
the particulars. The company accordingly withdrew to curse the enemy,
wonder who was killed and who wounded, and straightway amuse themselves,
the ladies with the dice-box, the gentlemen with betting on their play,
and all with the feats of a juggler of rare accomplishments, who was at
present under the patronage of one of the King’s favourites.
When Palmer had told his story and was dismissed, Edmund was called in,
and, at his own request, was attended by his brother-in-law,—the
discreet gentleman of excellent learning, who might aid the project to
be now discoursed of. The King did, at length, look grave. He supposed
Edmund knew the purpose for which his presence was required.
“To receive his Highness the Duke’s pleasure respecting the navy
accounts that are to be laid before Parliament.”
“That is my brother’s affair,” replied the King. "I desire from
you,—your parts having been well commended to me,—some discreet
composure which shall bring our government into less disfavour with our
people than it hath been of late."
Edmund did not doubt that this could easily be done.
"It must be done; for in our present straits we cannot altogether so do
without the people as for our ease we could desire. But as for the
ease,—there is but little of it where the people are so changeable. They
have forgot the flatteries with which they hailed us, some short while
since, and give us only murmurs instead. It is much to be wished that
they should be satisfied in respect of their duty to us, without which
we cannot satisfy them in the carrying on of the war."
The Duke of York thought that his Majesty troubled himself needlessly
about the way in which supplies were to be obtained from the people.
Money must be had, and speedily, or defeat would follow defeat; for
never were the army and navy in a more wretched condition than now. But
if his Majesty would only exert his prerogative, and levy supplies for
his occasions as his ancestors had done, all might yet be retrieved
without the trouble of propitiating the nation. The King persisted
however in his design of making his government popular by means of a
pamphlet which should flatter the people with the notion that they kept
their affairs in their own hands. It was the shortest way to begin by
satisfying the people’s minds.
And how was this to be done? Dr. Reede presumed to inquire. Charles,
thoroughly discomposed by the news he had just heard, in addition to a
variety of private perplexities, declared that nothing could be easier
than to set forth a true account of the royal poverty. No poor gentleman
of all the train to whom he was in debt could be more completely at his
wit’s end for money than he. His wardrobeman had this morning lamented
that the King had no handkerchiefs, and only three bands to his neck;
and how to take up a yard of linen for his Majesty’s service was more
than any one knew.
Edmund glanced at his own periwig in the opposite mirror, and observed
that it would be very easy to urge this plea, if such was his Majesty’s
pleasure.
“Od’s fish! man, you would not tell this beggarly tale in all its
particulars! You would not set the loyal housewives in London to offer
me their patronage of shirts and neckbands!”
“Besides,” said the Duke, “though it might be very easy to tell the tale
of our poverty, it might not be so easy to make men believe it.”
Dr. Reede here giving an involuntary sign of assent, the King would know
what was in his mind. Dr. Reede, as usual, spoke his thoughts. The
people, being aware what sums had within a few months fallen into the
royal treasury, would be slow to suppose that their king was in want of
necessary clothing.
“What! the present to the Queen from the Lord Mayor and Aldermen? That
was but a paltry thousand pounds.”
Dr. Reede could not let it be supposed that any one expected the King to
benefit by gifts to his Queen.
Charles looked up hastily to see if this was intended as a reproach, for
he had indeed appropriated every thing that he could lay his hands on of
what his dutiful subjects had offered to his Queen, as a compliment on
her marriage. The clergyman looked innocent, and the King went on,—
"And as for her portion,—twenty such portions would not furnish forth
one war, as the people ought to know. And there is my sister’s portion
to the Prince of Orleans soon to be paid. If the people did but take the
view we would have them take of our affairs at home and abroad, we
should not have to borrow of France, and want courage to tell our
faithful subjects that we had done so."
Edmund would do his best to give them the desired opinions. Dr. Reede
thought it a pity they could not be by the King’s side,—aye, now on
board this very boat, to understand and share the King’s views, and thus
justify the government. As a burst of admiration at some of the
juggler’s tricks made itself heard in the cabin at the very moment this
was said, the King again looked up to see whether satire was intended.
Edmund supposed that one object of his projected pamphlet was to
communicate gently the fact of a secret loan of 200,000 crowns from
France, designed for the support of the war in Portugal, but so
immediately swallowed up at home that it appeared to have answered no
more purpose than a loan of so many pebbles, while it had subjected the
nation to a degradation which the people would not have voluntarily
incurred. This communication was indeed to be a part of Edmund’s task;
but there was a more important one still to be made. It could not now
long remain a secret that Dunkirk was in the hands of the French——
“Dunkirk taken by the French!” exclaimed Dr. Reede, not crediting what
he heard. “We are lost indeed, if the French make aggressions like
this.”
“Patience, brother!” whispered Edmund. “There is no aggression in the
case. The matter is arranged by mutual agreement.”
Dr. Reede looked perplexed, till the Duke carelessly told him that
Dunkirk had been sold to the French King. It was a pity the nation must
know the fact. They would not like it.
“Like it! Dunkirk sold! Whose property was Dunkirk?” asked Dr. Reede,
reverting to the time when Oliver’s acquisition of Dunkirk was
celebrated as a national triumph.
“We must conduct the bargains of the nation, you know,” replied the
Duke. “In old times, the people desired no better managers of their
affairs than their kings.”
“’Tis a marvel then that they troubled themselves to have Parliaments.
Pray God the people may be content with what they shall receive for a
conquest which they prized! Some other goodly town, I trust, is secured
to us; or some profitable fishing coast; or some fastness which shall
give us advantage over the enemy, and spare the blood of our soldiers.”
“It were as well to have retained Dunkirk as taken any of these in
exchange,” said the King;—a proposition which Dr. Reede was far from
disputing. “Our necessities required another fashion of payment.”
"In money!—and then the taxes will be somewhat lightened. This will be a
welcome relief to the people, although their leave was not asked. There
is at least the good of a lifting up of a little portion of their
burdens."
“Not so. We cannot at present spare our subjects. This 400,000_l._ come
from Dunkirk is all too little for the occasions of our dignity. Our
house at Hampton Court is not yet suitably arranged. The tapestries are
such that the world can show nothing nobler, yet the ceilings, however
finely fretted, are not yet gilt. The canal is not perfected, and the
Banqueting House in the Paradise is yet bare.”
“The extraordinary wild fowl in St. James’s Park did not fly over
without cost,” observed the Duke.
"Some did. The melancholy water-fowl from Astracan was bestowed by the
Russian Ambassador; and certain merchants who came for justice brought
us the cranes and the milk-white raven. But the animals that it was
needful to put in to make the place answerable to its design,—the
antelopes, and the Guinea goats, and the Arabian sheep, and others,—cost
nearly their weight of gold. Kings cannot make fair bargains."
“For aught but necessaries,” interposed the divine.
"Or for necessaries. Windsor is exceedingly ragged and ruinous. It will
occupy the cost of Dunkirk to restore it——"
“According to the taste of the ladies of the court,” interrupted the
Duke. “They will have the gallery of horns furnished with beams of the
rarest elks and antelopes that there be in the world. Then the hall and
stairs must be bright with furniture of arms, in festoons, trophy-like:
while the chambers have curious and effeminate pictures, giving a
contrast of softness to that which presented only war and horror.”
“Then there is the demolishing of the palace at Greenwich, in order to
build a new one. Besides the cost of rearing, we are advised so to make
a cut as to let in the Thames like a square bay, which will be
chargeable.”
“And this is to be ordered by Parliament? or are the people to be told
that a foreign possession of theirs is gone to pay for water-fowl and
effeminate pictures?”
“Then there is the army,” continued the King. “I have daily news of a
lack of hospitals, so that our maimed soldiers die of the injuries of
the air. And this very defeat, with which the city will presently be
ringing, was caused by the failure of ammunition. And not unknowingly;
for this young clerk had the audacity to forewarn us.”
“Better have sold the troops and their general alive into the hands of
the enemy, than send them into the field without a sufficiency of
defence,” cried Dr. Reede.
“So his Majesty thinks,” observed the Duke; “and has therefore done
wisely in taking a goodly sum from the Dutch to delay the sailing of the
fleet for the east till the season is too far gone for action. Nay! is
it not a benefit for the King to have the money he so much needs, and
for the lives to be saved which must be otherwise lost for want of the
due ammunition?”
Dr. Reede was too much affected at this gross bartering away of the
national honour to trust himself to speak; Edmund observed that he
should insist, in his pamphlet, on the exceeding expensiveness of war in
these days, in comparison of the times when men went out, each with his
bow and arrow, or his battle-axe, and his provision of food furnished at
his own charge. Since gunpowder had been used, and engines of curious
workmanship,—since war had become a science, it had grown mightily
expensive, and the people must pay accordingly, as he should speedily
set forth.
“Setting forth also how the people should therefore be the more
consulted, before a strife is entered upon,” said the clergyman.