CHAPTER XXVII—RETURN OF THE PRODIGAL

We will not describe the sufferings of the marooned Hop-toads. Under

direction of Scout Harris they tried several of the most approved

expedients for preserving life in such perilous predicaments as theirs.

Pee-wee knew of a way, highly popular in the days of the explorers, of

extracting nourishment from shoe leather by soaking it in water. But the

life-giving soup thus produced was not palatable. These things are

matters of taste, and this did not taste good.

“I know a way, a scout way, to make fishes come to you by focussing the

sun with your watch crystal,” said Pee-wee; “and I can light a piece of

paper that way, too. That’s the way pioneers do when they haven’t any

fishing tackle, only they use quartz crystal or maybe a locket with

their mother’s picture in it; you can use anything that shines.”

Pee-wee’s canteen, his aluminum saucepan, his watch and his star scout

badge, were used to deflect a tempting spot of brightness into the

water, but the only thing that ventured near it was an inquiring

pollywog, which whisked away again disgusted with the ruse.

Nevertheless, the Hoptoad Patrol seemed greatly edified at this wisdom

of scout lore.

“Wait a minute,” said Pee-wee, excitedly, “there’s oil in bone and oil

is nourishing because don’t you know cod liver oil? Scouts in the Great

North Woods get oil out of deer’s horns; you don’t ever need to starve

if you’re a scout. Let’s take the buttons off our shirts and pound them

up and we’ll get some oil. You have to mix water with it.”

A dozen or more buttons were contributed to this culinary enterprise and

the result was a gritty concoction not unlike silver polish. Pee-wee

pretended to eat this with a relish but the others rebelled. The very

mention of cod liver oil had been sufficient for Willie Rivers.

“Don’t you know oil of wintergreen?” Pee-wee said contemptuously.

“Sailors can live on the oil from turtles’ shells.”

“Why don’t they eat the turtles?” Howard asked innocently.

“Because maybe they already ate them!” Pee-wee shouted at him. “Maybe

they were in the last pangs of hunger. That shows how much you know

about scouting.”

“Do you have to be hungry to know about scouting?” Howard summoned the

courage to inquire.

“You have to be resourceful,” Pee-wee said. “_Now_ I can see which way

the breeze is blowing, because look at the smoke over the cooking shack;

it’s blowing away from the lake. That means it’s going to rain to-night,

and to-morrow there’ll be more water in the lake and we’ll float away.”

“Won’t we have any dinner till then?” Willie asked.

“Sure we will,” Pee-wee answered, “because Nature is full of food only

you have to know how to get it. You can’t starve because Nature is

abundant.”

“How soon will it be abundant?” Howard asked.

It was not abundant throughout that afternoon at all events, and three

more desperately hungry scouts were never seen disporting amid Nature’s

bounty. It was just short of suppertime, in fact, when they were

discovered and the nature of their predicament suspected. Then a couple

of scouts rowed out and brought them to camp.

Pee-wee carried the tin box containing his share of the profits accruing

from their adventurous voyage and this jingling receptacle of treasure,

together with his somewhat rakish aspect, gave him not a little the

appearance of a pirate of old. A flippant crowd awaited the rescued

mariners at the shore.

“What are you going to do now, Kid? Settle down and live a respectable

life?” one asked.

“Are you going to bury your treasure? Up behind the woodshed is a good

place. Three paces from the trunk of the big elm tree--”

“We’re going to eat,” said Pee-wee.

“You arrived by boat I believe?” a scout asked. “That’s too bad.

Otherwise you might have had three desserts at dinner. We expect to have

three at supper. Ain’t we got fun? You just ought to see us. It’s really

well worth seeing. We charge nothing--_absolutely, positively_. We’ll

expect you to supper then?”

“Oh _do_ come; don’t miss it,” chimed in another.

“Hey Delicatessen,” a scout shouted at Howard; “you’ve got to go home,

your mother sent for you. How do you like a life on the ocean wave,

Willie Rivers? Going to settle down and reform now?”

“I’m going to eat first,” said Willie Rivers.

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