AN OLD DOG.

There can be no doubt about it. Not merely is Soo-ti getting to be an

old dog, but he has already got there. He _is_ an old dog. Yet the

change in the case of this beloved little Pekinese has been so gradual

that until it was accomplished few of us noticed it. Yesterday, as

it seemed, Soo-ti was a young dog, capable of holding his own for

frolics and spirits with any Pekinese that ever owned the crown of

the road and refused to stir from it though all the hooters of Europe

endeavoured to blast him off it. To-day he is still a challenger of

motor-cars; but he hurls his defiance with less assurance and has been

seen to retire before the advance of a motor-bicycle.

Moreover, there are other signs of what his master calls, let us hope

with accuracy, a _cruda viridisque senectus_. Quite a short time ago

his muzzle, like the rest of him, was as black as ebony. Now he wears

a pair of thick white moustachios, which are comparable only with

those worn by that great chieftain, Monsieur le Maréchal JOFFRE.

In another way too our little dog gives proof that his years are

advancing. He used to welcome ecstatically the moment of the

_promenade_; not that he intended thus to show any deference to the

humans who were inviting him to take a walk, but that he thought it

was a fine manly thing to do, and one that might bring about that

fight of his against a neighbouring and detested deer-hound to which

he looked forward as to one of his unachieved pleasures. He therefore

fell not more than one hundred yards behind his accompanists, and when

this was pointed out to him made a very creditable effort to hurry up

and rejoin. Now, however, when taken for a duty-walk, he still barks

a little at the outset, but thereafter begins at once to lag, and is

found in an armchair when the party returns. It is vain to remind

him that in the old days he was called the little black feather for

the lightness of his gait when puffed along by the gusts of a fierce

nor'-easter. Here is one of the complimentary stanzas that were

lavished upon him by his young mistress:--

"Attend to your duty,

My brave little Soo-ti,

There isn't much sun in the sky:

But we've sported together

In all kinds of weather,

My little black feather and I."

It would be quite useless to lure him out with verse, and plain prose

is equally ineffective when once he has made up his mind that he

doesn't mean to move.

One more sign of old age there is, which I may briefly describe. He is

always much agitated when his mistress packs her boxes to depart to an

institution for higher education of which she is a member. While this

is going forward, Soo-ti will not stir from her room except it be to

couch in the passage outside. Thence he re-transfers himself to her

room, and has been known, when the chief box is full of garments, to

leap into it, to pad round in a circle three times, and to sink down

with a sigh of satisfaction on what was once a very artistic bit of

packing. I do not say that this trick is entirely due to old age.

Nearly all dogs do it. Only there was on the last occasion a special

anxiety, and a more than usual persistence and querulousness which

seemed to say, "Don't go too far away, and come back soon, so that

we may meet again before my eyes grow dim and my ears lose their

keenness."

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"In future all unmarried men and women having an income of $1,000

will be taxed by the city. Married men will not be taxed unless

their income is over $1,500,000."--_Canadian Gazette_.

The poor fellows must have some compensation.

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