THE LONG ARM OF COINCIDENCE
"Go," said Ella, as she hastened from the room, "and open the door,
while I go upstairs and take my hat off."
Madge did as she was told. There were two persons at the door--Jack
Martyn and another.
"This," said Jack, referring to his companion, "is a friend of mine."
It was dark in the passage, and Madge was a little flurried. She
perceived that Jack had a companion, and that was all.
"Go into the sitting-room, I'll bring you a lamp in a minute. Ella has
gone to take her hat off."
Presently, returning with the lighted lamp in her hand, placing it on
the table, she glanced at Jack's companion--and stared. In her
astonishment, she all but knocked the lamp over. Jack laughed.
"I believe," he said, "you two have met before."
Madge continued speechless. She passed her hand before her eyes, as if
to make sure she was not dreaming. Jack laughed again.
"I repeat that I believe you two have met before."
Madge drew herself up to her straightest and her stiffest. Her tone
was icy.
"Yes, I rather believe we have."
She rather believed they had?--If she could credit the evidence of her
own eyes the man in front of her was the stranger who had so
unwarrantably intruded on pretence of seeking music lessons--who had
behaved in so extraordinary a fashion!
"This," went on Jack airily, "is a friend of mine, Bruce
Graham,--Graham, this is Miss Brodie."
Madge acknowledged the introduction with an inclination of the head
which was so faint as to be almost imperceptible. Mr. Graham, on the
contrary, bent almost double--he seemed scarcely more at his ease than
she was.
"I'm afraid, Miss Brodie, that I've behaved very badly. I trust you
will allow me to express my contrition."
"I beg you will not mention it," she turned away; "I will go and tell
Ella you have come."
There came a voice from behind her.
"You needn't--Ella is aware of it already."
As Ella came into the room, she moved to leave it. Jack caught her by
the arm.
"Madge, don't go away in a fume!--you wait till you have heard what I
have got to say. Do you know that we're standing in the presence of a
romance in real life--on the verge of a blood-curdling mystery?
Fact!--aren't we, Graham?"
Mr. Graham's language was slightly less emphatic.
"We are, or rather we may be confronted by rather a curious condition
of affairs."
Jack waved his arm excitedly.
"I say it's the most extraordinary thing. Now, honestly, Graham, isn't
it a most extraordinary thing?"
"It certainly is rather a striking illustration of the long arm of
coincidence."
"Listen to him. Isn't he cold-blooded? If you'd heard him an hour or
two ago, he was hot enough to melt all the ice-cream in town. But you
wait a bit. This is my show, and I'll let you know it. Sit down,
Ella--sit down, Madge--Graham, take a chair. To you a tale I will
unfold."
Taking up his position on the hearthrug in front of the fireplace, he
commenced to orate.
"You see this man. His name's Graham. He digs in the same house I do.
To be perfectly frank, his rooms are on the opposite side of the
landing. You may have heard me speak of him."
"I have. Often!" This was Ella.
"Have you? You must know, Graham, that there are frequently occasions
on which I have nothing whatever to talk about, so I fill up the
blanks with what I may call padding. I say this, because I don't want
you to misunderstand the situation. This morning he lunched at the
same crib I did. Directly he came in I saw that he was below par; so I
said--I always am a sympathetic soul--'I do hope, Graham, you won't
forget to let me have an invitation to your funeral--and, in the
meantime, perhaps you'll let me know of what it is you're dying?' Now,
he's not one of those men who wear their hearts upon their sleeves for
daws to peck at--you know the quotation, and if you don't, I do; and
it was some time before I could extract a word from him, even
edgeways. But at last he put down his knife and fork with a
clatter--it was distinctly with a clatter--and he observed, 'Martyn,
I've been misbehaving myself.' I was not surprised, and I told him so.
'I'm in a deuce of a state of mind because I've been insulting a
lady.' 'That's nothing!' I replied. 'I'm always insulting a lady.'--I
may explain that when I made that remark, Ella, you were the lady I
had in my mind's eye. At this point I would pause to inquire why, Miss
Brodie, you did not take me into your confidence yesterday afternoon?"
"I did."
"You did not."
"I did."
"You told me about the lunatic lady, because, I suppose, you could not
help it--since you were caught in the act--but you said nothing about
a lunatic gentleman." He wagged his finger portentously. "Don't think
you deceive me, Madge Brodie--I smell a rat, and one of considerable
size."
"Jack, do go on."
This was Ella.
"I will go on--in my own way. If you bustle me, I'll keep going on for
ever. Don't I tell you this is my show? Do you want to queer it? Well,
as I was about to observe--when I was interrupted--Graham started
spinning a yarn about how he had forced his way into a house, in which
there was a young woman all alone, by herself, and, so far as I could
make out, gone on awful. 'May I ask,' I said, beginning to think that
his yarn smelt somewhat fishy, 'what house this was?' 'The place,' he
replied, as cool as a cucumber, 'is called Clover Cottage.' 'What's
that!' I cried--I almost jumped out of my chair. 'I say that the place
is called Clover Cottage.' I had to hold on to the hair of my head
with both my hands. 'And whereabouts may Clover Cottage be?' 'On
Wandsworth Common.' When he said that, as calmly as if he were asking
me to pass the salt, I collapsed. I daresay he thought that I'd gone
mad."
"I began to wonder." This was Graham.
"Did you? Let me tell you, sir, that as far as you were concerned, I
had long since passed the stage of wonder, and had reached the haven
of assurance. 'Are you aware?' I cried, 'that Clover Cottage,
Wandsworth Common, is the residence of the lady whom I hope to make my
wife?' 'Good Lord!' he said. 'No,' I screamed, 'good lady!' I fancy
the waiter, from his demeanour, was under the impression that I was
about to fight; in which case I should have proved myself mad,
because, as you perceive for yourselves, the man's a monster. 'It
seems to me,' I said, 'that if the lady you insulted was not the lady
whom I hope to make my wife, it was that lady's friend, which is the
same thing----'"
"Is it?" interposed Ella. "You hear him, Madge?"
"I hear."
"'Which is the same thing,'" continued Jack. "'And therefore, sir, I
must ask you to explain.' He explained, I am bound to admit that he
explained there and then. He gave me an explanation which I have no
hesitation in asserting"--Jack, holding his left hand out in front of
him, brought his right list solemnly down upon his open palm--"was the
most astonishing I ever heard. It shows the hand of Providence; it
shows that the age of miracles is not yet past; it shows----"
Ella cut the orator short.
"Never mind what it shows; what's the explanation?"
Jack shook his head sadly.
"I was about to point out several other things which that explanation
shows, with a view, as I might phrase it, of improving the occasion,
but, having been interrupted for the third time, I refrain. The
explanation itself you will hear from Graham's own lips--after tea. He
is here for the purpose of giving you that explanation--after tea. I
believe, Graham, I am correct in saying so?"
"Perfectly. Only, so far as I am concerned, I am ready to give my
explanation now. I cannot but feel that I shall occupy an invidious
position in, at any rate, Miss Brodie's eyes until I have explained."
"Then feel! I'll be hanged if you shall explain now. Dash it, man, I
want my tea; I want a high tea, a good tea--at once!"
Ella sprang up from her chair.
"Come, Madge, let's give the man his tea."
It was a curious meal--if only because of the curious terms on which
two members of the party stood toward each other. The two girls sat at
each end of the table, the men on either side. Madge, unlike her usual
self, was reserved and frosty; what little she did say was addressed
to Ella or to Jack. Mr. Graham she ignored, treating his timorous
attempts in a conversational direction with complete inattention. His
position could hardly have been more uncomfortable. Ella, influenced
by Madge's attitude, seemed as if she could not make up her mind how
to treat him on her own account; her bearing towards him, to say the
least, was chilly. On the other hand. Jack's somewhat cumbrous
attempts at humour and sociability did not mend matters; and more than
once before the meal was over Mr. Graham must have heartily wished
that he had never sat down to it.
Still, even Madge might have admitted, and perhaps in her heart she
did admit, that, under the circumstances, he bore himself surprisingly
well; that he looked as if he was deserving of better treatment. Half
unconsciously to herself--and probably quite unconsciously to him--she
kept a corner of her eye upon him all the time. He scarcely looked the
sort of man to do anything unworthy. The strong rough face suggested
honesty, the bright clear eyes were frank and open; the broad brow
spelt intellect, the lines of the mouth and jaw were bold and firm.
The man's whole person was suggestive of strength, both physical and
mental. And when he came to tell the story which Jack Martyn had
foreshadowed, it was difficult, as one listened, not to believe that
he was one who had been raised by nature above the common sort. He
told his tale with a dramatic earnestness, and yet a simple, modest
sincerity, which held his hearers from the first, and which, before he
had done, had gained them all over to his side.