CHAPTER XXIII.

CONCLUSION.

Of our story little remains to tell. Augusta was driven to her sister’s

lodgings and put to bed. In less than twenty-four hours she had arrived

once more at the time of life she had temporarily abandoned. Her

experience had been a disappointment, but her intense relief in feeling

that she was once more in command of the helm, prevented her dwelling on

that. It was delightful to array herself once more in her own clothes,

to be no longer a helpless infant, pinched, tweaked, starved, insulted

to her face. The joy of being able to speak was in itself so intense

that Miss Semaphore was in a constant flow of good humour, and in all

her experience of her sister, Prudence never had so good a time.

After the first excitement had cooled down, she feared that Augusta

would be morose, soured by the failure of her experiment; but no. She

seemed to find perennial satisfaction in contrasting her present state

with that she had so unwillingly endured. The great drawback to her

happiness was the notoriety given to her case. Three times the sisters

had to change lodgings, because of the curiosity they excited amongst

their neighbours, and the crowds that collected to watch them pass in or

out.

When the trial came on the following week, Arrow Street was crowded to

suffocation. All the boarders from Beaconsfield Gardens were once more

in the front row, and unbounded interest was excited by the evidence of

Prudence. The papers were full of the circumstances. The _Daily

Telegraph_ published a leader on it, would-be interviewers made the life

of the sisters a misery. Their supposed portraits, horrible caricatures

that their own mother would have failed to recognise, appeared in the

halfpenny evening papers. The sixpenny weeklies sent artists to sketch

them as they sat in court. The medical press took the matter up. Samples

of the Water of Youth were called for to be analysed, but without avail,

since Mrs. Geldheraus and her mysterious potion had disappeared into the

_Ewigkeit_.

Never were inoffensive and obscure women dragged so suddenly into

notoriety. A wax model of Augusta was set up at Madame Tussaud’s, and

the baby clothes she was wearing when taken to the workhouse were shown

in a glass case. She netted £700 by their sale, which she looked on as

in a measure compensatory for her outlay on the Water. The devotion of

Prudence to her sister was everywhere commented on. She became quite a

popular personage, and to her surprise and delight, received no less

than five offers of marriage from persons totally unknown to her.

While their interest in the case was unabated, the medical woman, Mrs.

Whitley, Mrs. Dumaresq, and the other boarders, felt somewhat shy of

making any advances to the sisters. Soft, and gentle, and foolish, as

Prudence was, they felt that she could not and would not forgive their

impertinent curiosity and interference; and yet there was much to excuse

their conduct, for such cases as Miss Semaphore’s are rare. When the

sisters were finally making their way out of court, having heard good

Mrs. Brown condemned to a term of six months imprisonment with hard

labour, Major Jones, however, rushed forward, and with a profound sweep

of his hat, requested permission to escort them to the hansom in

waiting. He did not say “good-bye” until he had asked for and obtained

leave to call on them, a privilege of which he henceforth took frequent

advantage.

There is an opinion afloat, this time not merely in the mind of Prudence

herself, but in the minds of the boarders at Beaconsfield Gardens, that

the younger Miss Semaphore will before long be requested to change her

name. Since her painful experience, her character has developed. She is

more self-reliant, steadier, less unduly girlish in her ways and dress,

and seems likely, if her mature love affair runs smooth, to make an

excellent wife for the Major. Should her future, as it promises, prove

happier than her past, she, for one, despite the mental agony she

struggled through, will not regret the temporary rejuvenation of Miss

Semaphore.

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1. Silently corrected typographical errors and variations in

spelling.

2. Archaic, non-standard, and uncertain spellings retained as

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