CHAPTER XXI.

AT THE ARROW STREET POLICE COURT.

Nervous people are generally too early, and on the fatal Monday morning

Miss Prudence Semaphore, who was still weak and ill, but meantime had

found comparative repose in her quiet and obscure lodgings, presented

herself at the door of the Arrow Street Police Court almost as soon as

it was opened. She was dressed all in black, and with her white face and

long veil looked like a newly made widow.

The baby farming case had excited great interest in the neighbourhood,

where “good Mrs. Brown” was a well-known personage, and though three

cases stood before it on the list, already dirty drabs from the

surrounding alleys, with still dirtier infants clasped in their arms,

had gathered on the pavement in hope of seeing the prisoner and

witnesses arrive.

Prudence had the satisfaction of hearing herself described as “the

mother o’ one o’ Sal Brown’s children,” and of being threatened with

personal violence by a brawny matron, who shook her fist under the poor

lady’s nose, and exclaimed, in an access of virtuous indignation, “I

know your sort, I do,” promising, if Prudence would come outside, to

give her “a jolly good ’iding.” At this point a policeman interfered,

and conducted the terrified victim to a private room where she awaited

in misery the usher’s summons.

Meantime the witnesses began to collect. The various serjeants and

detectives concerned in the case, the spectators of Sal Brown’s war

dance when she used a baby as a weapon, and others arrived singly or in

groups. Amongst the rest came a workhouse matron, and an assistant in

charge of the infants concerned, since in accordance with the usual

procedure, the infants had been sent to the workhouse while awaiting the

trial of Sal.

The matron was a portly, red-faced woman of fifty, with that brusqueness

of manner acquired by officials accustomed to deal with those whom they

consider their inferiors. Her friend was a pale and highly genteel

person who made many objections to appearing in court at all. The

children, miserable, pinched objects, with the big, bright eyes, long

lashes, and weird faces of the starved, were packed by twos and threes

in perambulators in charge of a couple of pauper women, fifteen unhappy

infants in all.

Weirdest of the party, was the elder Miss Semaphore, in a pink cotton

frock, an infant’s bib, and an old and often-washed white shawl. Little

Augusta was a singularly unprepossessing baby.

“Drat the child,” said the workhouse nurse. “She has just the look of a

little old woman, and I never did see one of her age that took such

notice of everything a body does. I declare to you I took a sip of her

milk just to see if it was sweet, and when I turned round I caught her

eye, an’ I’m blest if she didn’t wink. It gave me quite a turn. A real

wicked wink it was, an’ when I gave her the bottle if she didn’t push it

away, and wipe the top before she’d drink a drop.”

“She was starved, nurse,” said her subordinate. “That’s what it was.

Them children that is starved has a look and ways as if they was ninety.

Many a one of them I’ve seen brought in here, so I knows the kind.”

“Oh! this one couldn’t have been starved. It was only two days in

Brown’s place I hear. They do say its mother is a lady, and gave it to

Sal with a hundred pounds in gold, and told her to get rid of it as soon

as she liked. Sal went on the spree with the money, an’ that’s how she

was run in. The neighbours said that child had not been long with her.

Look! it’s a deal plumper than the others. They’re regular starved I’ll

allow, but this ’un has queer ways. Now to give you an idear, the matron

and me we had a friendly glass of punch last night after a ’ard day’s

work, and the matron, she says to me, as how she’d like to see the

children in the baby farming case, as there’s so much interest took in

it you know, it made her curious, an’ so I brought her in to see ’em all

a laying in their cots. An’ this ’ere one was awake, staring at us with

all its eyes. So matron, she stoops an’ says, ‘Ow wazzums?’ an’ kisses

it, an’ the cretur it makes a face at her, turns away its head, and

pulls out a bit of blue ribbon as was on a doll I gave it, and makes

signs to her to take it. Struck all of a heap she was. ‘Watever does it

mean?’ sez she. ‘Wy take the blue ribbon,’ sez I, half jokin’, for I

couldn’t believe it, and the objeck looks at me and nods three times

very slowly, just as if to say ‘you’re right.’ It frightened me, it

did.”

“’Tis your imagination, nurse, that’s wot it is.”

“Not it,” retorted the nurse. “Imagination don’t trouble me, so it

don’t; but I see wot I see, and there’s no good a trying to persuade me

different. That child is queer. Just look at it now a sucking its thumb

and listening to every word we say, and taking it all in you’d think.”

Augusta, her scanty downy hair brushed, her nose and cheeks shining with

recent ablutions, certainly had something weird about her, or so it

seemed to both the women. Her eyes had an elfish intelligence that was

startling. She looked as if at any moment she might speak.

That she understood was only too evident, for she obeyed every direction

given to her when it was to her fancy. At times her efforts to find a

voice, to tell all she knew, could not be mistaken, and inspired as much

fright and pity as the inarticulate cries of the deaf and dumb.

“What is she doing of now?” said the subordinate suddenly.

Augusta had been looking at her fixedly until she attracted her

attention, and when the eyes of the nurse and her assistant were fixed

on the elderly infant, they saw she was making violent efforts to get

up.

“What is it, pet? What is it now?” said the assistant soothingly. “What

does my precious want?”

“I vow and declare,” said the matron, “that child is making signs as if

she was writing. Look at her finger, do. She makes me nervous, she does.

’Tis no way for a baby like that to go on.”

“How old would you say she was, nurse?”

“Oh, ’bout a year I’d say, or fourteen months.”

“Would you now? Well, p’raps she is; but d’you know when first I saw her

she didn’t seem to look a month old. Queer, wasn’t it? p’raps ’twas the

light, but she do seem a deal older now.”

“Wat an interest you take in her,” said the matron. “Wy ’er more ’an the

others? Nasty little varmint she is I thinks myself. She might be an

’undred by the looks of ’er.”

“Wot ken you expect from a pore little neglected come-by-chance? She’s

’ad a bad time, she ’as. I wish I ’ad ’er mother ’ere, an’ I’d give ’er

wot for, so I would.”

“Will you stop that talking, please,” said a burly policeman, thrusting

his head into the room where the witnesses were assembled. “They can

’ear you in court.”

The voices fell immediately.

“Oh, there they are, poor little dears!” said a new-comer, bustling in,

a neighbour of “good Mrs. Brown,” who had been called on to give

evidence as to the condition in which the children were kept. “Let me

see, there’s Florrie and Joey and Ada and Rosy and Tommie; yes, everyone

of them, but where’s the last child? The one Sal got all the dibs with?”

“Here she is,” said the workhouse matron, indicating Augusta.

“No you don’t,” said the woman rudely. “’Twas a new-born hinfant, it

was. That child’s a goin’ on two years old, or I’m a Dutchman, an’ I

never set heyes on her before. She don’t belong to Sal’s little lot.”

The matron made an angry reply, which Sal’s neighbour resented, and

trouble would have ensued, but that the big policeman interfered once

more and commanded silence. Both parties appealed to him, but he would

listen to neither, and gruffly told them to “stow their talk, and keep

their story till they got into court.”

While this went on in the waiting-room, Prudence was sitting in an agony

of apprehension expecting the summons.

At last the case of The Queen _v._ Brown was called, and Sal was put

forward on remand charged with the criminal neglect of certain infants

under one year, committed to her charge, and for that she, an unlicensed

person, did receive more than one such infant, contrary to the

regulations of the Act 25 Victoria, section 22, clause 4.

An officer from the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Children

deposed that the police had informed him of the deplorable condition of

the unhappy infant, whom Sal was using as an offensive weapon on the

occasion of the arrest. He went to the station where the woman had been

charged, obtained her name and address, and proceeded to make enquiries.

A graphic description of Plummer’s Cottages followed, and of the

wretched objects found there—starved, dirty, and miserable.

Witness after witness was called to testify to the children being left

for hours without food, fire, or attention. The children were formally

exhibited. The workhouse matron deposed to their condition when

admitted.

Finally, it was announced that the names and addresses of parents or

other relatives of the children had been found, some of them people of

good position, and that they would be brought forward to swear to their

condition when delivered over to the prisoner.

There was a thrill of excitement in court, anticipative of scandals.

People of good position do not hand over babies to a Sal Brown without

strong reason. To the rustle and stir succeeded a strained silence as

the usher called the name of “Prudence Semaphore.”

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