CHAPTER XII.

“GOOD MRS. BROWN.”

Early next morning Prudence carefully locked all the doors of her own

room and of her sister’s apartment and went round to the stationer’s to

see if a letter had come for her from X. Y. Z. With much relief she

picked out, from a bundle of others, a missive addressed to P. S., and

proceeded to read it. It was tolerably written and spelled, the paper

was clean, and the communication was signed “Mrs. Brown.” “Mrs. Brown”

agreed to meet Prudence at nine o’clock that evening in the first-class

waiting room at London Bridge Station, and had no doubt they would come

to terms. “She was prepared,” she said, “to take the pretty little dear

and treat it with a mother’s love,” and regretted that she was unable to

make an appointment earlier in the day “on account of family reasons.”

Perilous as was the delay to Prudence, she was pleased with the letter.

The writer, if not a person of culture, was evidently kind and

respectable, so she resolved to be patient, and bear the strain of the

situation for a few hours longer.

Her next move was to purchase a feeding bottle, for her previous efforts

to make Augusta swallow milk had been singularly unsuccessful, and she

was filled with uneasiness lest her sister might be starved to death.

She then returned home, fed Augusta, washed her, and dressed her in the

garments provided by Whiteley, and finally proceeded to explain to her

the measures she had taken.

“I have told you already,” she said, “that if you remained like this it

would be impossible to keep you here. They all look suspiciously at me

downstairs, and I really believe they think you have either got the

plague, or else that I am slowly poisoning you. Mrs. Wilcox spoke to me

again about getting a doctor, and I am afraid that at any moment she may

come with one, and insist on his seeing you. Now, I have our good name

to consider, and I know that if you are not sent away, and sent

speedily, Miss Lord will be capable of breaking in the door. Then, if

you are discovered, we shall simply be lost. As for telling the truth,

they wouldn’t believe me if I swore to it. It is no use your objecting,

Augusta, if you mean that squirm for an objection. You have got yourself

and me into this hole, and the least you can do is to be quiet and help

me to avoid scandal. There you go again. What on earth do you mean? If

you want me to keep you here until Mrs. Geldheraus replies, it simply

can’t be done. She may not write for a week, and every moment I am

running risk of discovery. No, I shall convey you away to-night,

whatever happens. Every question asked about you sends my heart into my

mouth. I have been making arrangements for your comfort. You are to go

to a nice, respectable, married woman, who has no children of her own.

She guarantees you a good home, with the care and affection of a mother.

I have thought out everything. When you are gone, I shall send some of

our boxes to Paddington Station as a blind. I had better stay on here

for a week or a fortnight after you, just to disarm suspicion. By that

time we shall know what Mrs. Geldheraus can do for you, and we must

shape our future actions accordingly. Gracious Heaven! if she says she

can do nothing for you, what will become of us? I suppose I shall have

to pretend you are dead, and rear you somewhere as my adopted daughter!

It is a horrible position to be placed in. I am getting hardened to

telling falsehoods to those people downstairs, and yet I tremble at the

life of deceit I see before me. We shall have to avoid all our

friends—everyone who has known us. If I were even sure you would

gradually grow up as an ordinary baby does, I might look forward to your

speaking in a year or so, and then you might advise me what to do, but

if you remain always dumb, and always a baby——!”

Overcome by her troubles, and by the long vista of difficulties she saw

opening before her, poor Prudence sobbed aloud.

There was much to be done, however, so she bathed her eyes, powdered her

flushed cheeks, and proceeded to pack up such indispensable articles as

would be needed by Augusta. She kept to her room as much as possible all

day. At dinner she announced that her sister was better, and that she

herself might possibly spend the evening with some friends, so requested

that the front door might be left unchained, to permit of her letting

herself in with a latch-key that she borrowed from Major Jones. Nobody

made any comment. The general opinion as to her treatment of her poor

suffering sister, was too strong to admit of anything short of the whole

truth being spoken.

Prudence, congratulating herself therefore on having acted so well,

slipped upstairs and arrayed herself in a black hat, a thick veil, and a

long cloak. Augusta she tucked up warmly in an old shawl, gave her her

feeding bottle, and, having hidden her under the voluminous folds of the

mantle, peeped cautiously out to make sure the coast was clear. Not a

soul was in sight, so Prudence, with as guilty an air as if she were

carrying off Mrs. Wilcox’s silver, crept downstairs, opened the front

door, and closed it softly behind her.

She scarcely breathed until she was clear of Beaconsfield Gardens, and

so closely did she keep Augusta pressed to her bosom, that when she

perceived what she was doing a spasm of terror shot through her.

“How quiet she is,” she thought. “Perhaps I have smothered her.”

A glance reassured her, and she sped onwards. Suddenly her knees seemed

to give way. Advancing towards her, but as yet unconscious of her

presence, was old Major Jones, who had just stepped out of a

tobacconist’s shop, and was smoking a postprandial cigar. Prudence

darted across the road, turned down a side street, and terrified of

meeting someone else who knew her, ran all the way to South Kensington

Station.

There was no one in the first-class ladies’ waiting-room at London

Bridge Station when Prudence arrived with her charge, except an elderly

person on guard in a battered black bonnet and a woollen crochet

shoulder shawl. It wanted twenty minutes of the time fixed by Mrs. Brown

for the meeting, so Prudence, feeling really weak and ill from

excitement and lack of food, that for two days she had been unable to

taste, gave the female sixpence to hold Augusta, while she partook of a

cup of tea in the refreshment room.

As she returned, piercing yells were audible long before she reached the

waiting-room, and hastily entering she found her sister purple in the

face, and bent backwards like a bow in the arms of the attendant.

Her nurse was jogging her roughly up and down, regarding her the while

with an eye of dissatisfaction, not to say of dislike.

“I’m glad you’ve come back, ma’am,” she said, rising hastily as Prudence

entered, and holding out her charge at arm’s length. “This baby o’ yours

is the very crossest child I ever did see. I thought at first there was

a pin in her clothes may be—it’s a little girl, ain’t it?—but I looked,

and there’s never a one to be found, so it’s temper, so it is—and if I

was you, ma’am, meaning no offence, I’d spank her well, young as she is,

to take the mischief out of her. You can’t begin too soon with that

sort. Just look what she’s done to my face!”

There certainly was a scratch on the old woman’s nose.

Prudence took her sister in silence, and tried to soothe her. Augusta,

she knew, was fastidious, and probably disliked being held by the snuffy

old caretaker, yet she could not help considering that under the

circumstances the infliction might have been borne. Still, the baby

continued to yell so that the people looked in to see what was the

matter. She made prolonged efforts to disengage one leg from her lengthy

and cumbersome draperies, till attracted by the frequency of the

movement, Prudence examined her more closely. As she turned up the robe,

Augusta stopped crying. There on her red-mottled limb was a nasty blue

mark, where the irritated caretaker had given her a pinch.

Under other circumstances the tender-hearted Prudence would have

remonstrated with the woman on her cruelty to a helpless infant. As it

was, she did not dare risk a scene, so took an opportunity to whisper

sympathy to Augusta, and implore her to be patient.

After many anxious glances at the clock, the hands marked the hour named

by Mrs. Brown, and, at the moment, a bustling, fresh-complexioned woman

of about five-and-fifty, stout and respectably dressed, hurried into the

room, and, first casting a comprehensive glance around, walked over to

Prudence, and said,

“Excuse me, ma’am, but are you here with reference to a child?”

“Are you Mrs. Brown?” asked Prudence, favourably impressed by her

appearance of cleanliness and her businesslike manner.

“Yes, ma’am, I ham Mrs. Brown, otherwise X. Y. Z.—‘good Mrs. Brown,’

they calls me down our wy; and you, ma’am, I suppose are P. S.?”

“Yes,” said Prudence faintly.

“And this is the dear baby? Pitty ickle sing!” said Mrs. Brown, making a

dab with a motherly forefinger at Augusta’s cheek. Augusta looked at her

very hard, and Prudence could not help hoping that she was as favourably

impressed as herself.

“Yes,” she said, “this is the baby I wish you to take charge of, and on

whom I hope you will bestow motherly care.”

“That, ma’am,” replied Mrs. Brown, “you may rest assured on. How old is

the little dear?”

Prudence was all confusion.

“I really don’t know,” she faltered. “A few years—I mean a few months

old—about six weeks, perhaps.”

“Is the baby your own, ma’am?” enquired Mrs. Brown in a tone of

surprise.

“Oh, dear, no!” cried Prudence aghast. “It is not my child at all. As a

matter of fact, I am not married.”

“Indeed! You’ll excuse me asking the question, ma’am; but in a matter of

business like this you understand one has to be particular, with such a

fine, comfortable, ’appy ’ome as I’ve to offer too; and might I enquire

exactly what relation the pretty dear is to you? All communications,

ma’am, are treated in strict confidence.”

“She is my sister.”

“Your sister!” gasped Mrs. Brown, looking Prudence up and down. “Oh!

your _sister’s_. And now, ma’am, excuse my asking, but is your sister a

married lady?”

“Of course not,” said Prudence, adding with a sickly smile, “I think you

might be pretty sure of that?”

“_Of course not!_” repeated Mrs. Brown under her breath in a tone of

deep astonishment. “_Of course_ not!” adding to herself, happily unheard

by Prudence, “well, of all the braigen! and she lookin’ so quiet too.”

“Well, ma’am,” she continued aloud, “under them circumstances of course

you understand my terms is according.”

“According to what?”

“To them circumstances, ma’am.”

“They are unusual,” admitted Prudence, “and I am quite prepared to

remunerate you amply for any trouble you take with this dear child.”

“That child, ma’am, though I say it, is a fortunate child in comin’ to

one as’ll give her—it’s a little girl, isn’t it?—as’ll give her a

mother’s care and love; and take her I can’t, ma’am, for less than a

premium of fifty pounds down an’ a weekly payment of one pound.”

“It seems a good deal for a baby.”

“No, ma’am, it’s not a good deal, it’s cheap, too cheap maybe, but I’ve

my nater’l feelings, an’ I’ve took to the child, so I’m makin’ terms for

you an’ your sister as I wouldn’t for another lydy in a similar case.”

“Well, unfortunately,” said Prudence timidly, “I did not expect to have

to pay so much, and only brought a smaller sum with me.”

“How much?” asked good Mrs. Brown briefly.

“Twenty pounds,” said Prudence. “You see I never had to—was concerned

in—I mean I never before had anything to do with babies, at least in

this way, and I thought—that is to say, twenty pounds seemed a good

deal, especially as I am to make you regular weekly payments as well.”

“Twenty pounds!” shrieked Mrs. Brown. “Is it twenty pounds for a

mother’s care and love and dooty, and a comfortable ’ome an’ no

unpleasant questions asked?”

“Of course not, of course not,” said Prudence hastily. “I see now it was

too little, but how am I to manage about the matter, as I have not got

fifty pounds here?”

Mrs. Brown looked at her keenly. “I’ll trust you, ma’am,” she said, “for

I’m that soft-’earted, an’ I’ve took to the child. Pay me the twenty

down, an’ send me thirty in Bank of England notes—none o’ yer

cheques—within twenty-four hours, and I’ll take the little darling

away.”

“Very well,” said Prudence relieved. “I will do as you say; but oh! Mrs.

Brown, be sure you take every care of her, let her want for nothing;”

and two big tears stood in the good-natured creature’s eyes.

“Madam,” answered Mrs. Brown, “it’s a lucky child as comes to me; and

now will you please give me your name and address, and just write a

promise to pay on this ’ere bit of paper, and hand me over the twenty

pounds and I’ll give you a receipt; and give me the byby, for my train

is about due, and you’ve got my name and address, and I expects to be

notified whenever you’re a coming to see the byby, and I never allows as

payments to be more than a week in arrears, or I brings back the child.”

Prudence was rather bewildered by Mrs. Brown’s last lengthy and rapid

speech, “I never allows no payments to be more than a week in arrears.”

What could she mean by that? It really sounded as if she were familiar

with transactions of the kind, but surely no respectable married woman,

so nice in appearance too, even though her grammar was not faultless,

would need more than one child to adopt; so, telling herself she had

misunderstood, Prudence paid down the twenty pounds, kissed Augusta, saw

Mrs. Brown and that infant into the train, and then relieved, yet with

many cares on her mind, made her way back to Beaconsfield Gardens.

Meantime Mrs. Brown, who watched her standing on the platform until the

train moved out of the station, began to feel she had made a bad

bargain.

“I was a bloomin’ idiot not to arsk thirty bob,” she muttered, “an’ a

’undred down. She’s that soft she’d ’ave given it. There! stow it, you

brat!” she added with sudden fury, turning to Augusta, who had set up a

dismal wail.

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