CHAPTER III.

MISS SEMAPHORE RECEIVES AN ANSWER.

“I am perfectly proportioned,” said the medical lady confidentially to

Mrs. Whitley.

Mrs. Whitley would not have thought so herself, but she made an

assenting murmur, out of politeness.

They were seated at breakfast two or three mornings later, and the

medical lady’s statement was interrupted by the entrance of Miss

Semaphore, who glided quietly to her place, and took up her

correspondence with some appearance of anxiety.

“Perfectly proportioned,” went on the medical lady in a lower key; “my

dressmaker says she has no difficulty therefore in fitting me, and my

gowns always sit well. I don’t say this out of vanity. It is a fact. I

fear, however, it would be no use giving her address to other people,

for the result might not be as satisfactory.”

Mrs. Whitley looked insulted, but she was a timid woman, and not ready

of speech. She thought the medical lady’s dress clumsy, and her figure

shapeless, but had indiscreetly asked who made it—the dress, not the

figure—with a view to employing the woman on some plain sewing. The

medical lady’s answer to her question had offended her very much, but

she could not think of anything cutting to say in reply.

Without noticing her expression, or feeling any awkwardness, the medical

lady continued,

“You know my velvet mantle? I have been told Miss Fastleigh says she

does not like it. Now that is pure jealousy. It is an extremely handsome

mantle, far handsomer than anything she could afford. But of course it

could only be worn by a fine, tall woman. It is astonishing that so many

people are jealous of me.”

Mrs. Whitley wondered vaguely what grounds for jealousy the medical lady

gave. She certainly was not popular in the house, but that was scarcely

because anyone was jealous of her. Belief in her own beauty, however,

and in the envy she imagined it excited, kept her happy; so sharp

speeches or covert hints alike failed to alter her. Mrs. Whitley she had

chosen as a confidante, under the belief that she was a quiet little

person who admired her. She would have been very much astonished to hear

Mrs. Whitley’s candid opinion.

“And how are you this morning, Mrs. Whitley?” asked Mrs. Dumaresq

blandly. She was the next arrival.

“My cold is still bad, thank you,” said Mrs. Whitley.

“Oh, indeed! No doubt the draught in your room increased it. All the

small rooms here are draughty, as the doors and windows are opposite

each other. Of course, as I have told you, when we came here we meant to

stop but a very short time. I can assure you, my dear Mrs. Whitley, that

to anyone who has moved in diplomatic circles, and been honoured by the

gracious hospitality of royalty, a boarding-house, however well kept—and

this is not without its good points—cannot fail to be objectionable.

Though we meant, as I have said, to stay but a short time, I was most

particular about having a good room. ‘Angelo,’ said I, ‘let us take the

best apartments in the house,’ and so we did. I made a point of it. It

is a great pity that you do not move into a larger room. Not that it

makes any difference to me. I am quite above such petty matters. I never

was influenced by any worldly consideration in my choice of

acquaintances; far from it. If I like people, my dear Mrs. Whitley, I

like them whether they have a small room or not. I do assure you they

may be stowed away at the very top of the house for all I care.”

“Very kind of you, I’m sure,” murmured Mrs. Whitley. The blaze of

grandeur surrounding Mr. and Mrs. Dumaresq, caused her to take all that

they said in good part. They had a certain suavity, an easy way of

saying unpleasant things, that the medical lady lacked. Besides, Mrs.

Whitley’s one ambition was to get into Society, and she secretly hoped

that if she was very civil to Mrs. Dumaresq, she might possibly be one

day introduced to some of the distinguished personages whose names were

so frequently introduced into her conversation.

“Yes,” went on the lady in a glow of generous feeling and a somewhat

heightened voice, “rank, and wealth, and position have never had any

charm for me. As my dear friend, the Marchese Polichinello, a charming

woman, a reigning beauty at the Italian Court—You remember the Marchese,

Angelo?—often said to me, ‘_Bellisima mia_’—she always addressed me as

‘_bellisima mia_’—‘you are led too much by your heart.’”

“I suppose you are going to the Queen’s Garden Party, Mrs. Dumaresq,”

said the medical lady, who had been reading the _Court Circular_.

“Oh, ah, yes,” replied Mrs. Dumaresq, “I expect I shall. It is easy for

me to go at any time.”

“But guests must have attended a Drawing-room within the last two years

to be eligible for invitations,” said Mr. Lorimer gruffly, “and I

thought you said you were out of England.”

“Certainly, certainly,” answered Mrs. Dumaresq, “we have of course been

away, but the dear Prince will arrange all that; and then, practically

speaking, I have attended a Drawing-room within the last two years.”

No one asked what she meant.

Meantime Miss Semaphore was reading the following letter:—

“194, Handel Street, W.C.

“—th June, 189–.

“Madam,

“In reply to your communication, I beg to say that I shall be pleased

to dispose of the Water referred to in my advertisement for the sum of

£1000. This minimum price is absolutely fixed, and I cannot take less.

Considering that the effect is guaranteed, and that I am the only

person in the world who has this marvellous water to sell, I am sure

you will admit the price is low. Were it not that I am in pressing and

immediate need of money, I could easily get much more. If you are

inclined to conclude the business at once, I shall be happy to see you

here to-morrow at 4.30 p.m., and give you a proof before purchase. My

bankers, Coutts & Co.; my solicitors, Lewis & Lewis, Dr. Llewellyn

Smith, of 604, Harley Street; and His Grace the Duke of Fordham have

kindly permitted me to name them as references, should you care to

make enquiries about me.

“I am, Madam,

“Yours faithfully,

“SOPHIA GELDHERAUS.”

Miss Semaphore ate her breakfast pensively and in silence, then made her

way to her room. A thousand pounds! It was a large sum of money, a very

large sum. The sisters were fairly well off, still that was a great deal

to give out of their capital. But if this Mrs. Geldheraus—Miss Semaphore

knew the name as that of a famous African traveller of German birth—if

Mrs. Geldheraus spoke the truth, the water was well worth it.

Miss Semaphore scarcely allowed her mind to dwell on the ecstatic

delight of being once more nineteen—intelligent nineteen this time,

nineteen conscious of its powers, knowing the value of youth, enjoying

the mere being young as no one could who had not been old. Had she dwelt

on it, she would have felt prepared for this one good to give not only

one thousand pounds, but her entire fortune and count it well spent.

Still, common sense told her a thousand pounds was no trifle for a woman

of her means. She could not raise it herself all at once.

On consideration, she decided to tell her sister, to share the bottle

with her, and halve the expense. Prudence being younger, would naturally

require less of the water. There was no need, however, to allude to that

beforehand, else she might feel inclined to pay only in proportion.

The Misses Semaphore had had a life similar to that of many single

women—a grey, colourless life, full of petty cares and petty interests.

Born in a country town, where their parents were the magnates of a dull

and highly-respectable circle, they had had a martinet father and an

invalid mother. Church work occupied the days of their youth. Few

visitors called on them except elderly married people that they had

known all their lives. The very curates in Pillsborough were married.

Colonel Semaphore, like many retired military men, had had strict

principles, and had taught his daughters to be suspicious of everything

that looked pleasant. Reading, except of devotional works, had not been

encouraged in their home. Neither of the girls had been rebellious or

particularly bright. They had tried to do their duty, and had found it

monotonous. Seeing little of the world, and having no youthful society,

they had grown elderly, prim, and formal without knowing it. Dreaming

that their lives were all before them, they had waked up suddenly to

find that life is youth, and that youth was over.

When their father had died at an advanced age, they had moved to London,

feeling themselves most adventurous in making such a change. Years had

hardened Miss Augusta and softened Miss Prudence. The former was the

terror of the giddy at Beaconsfield Gardens. Behind her back they made

fun of her, and imitated her precise manner, but no one liked to come in

collision with her. Miss Prudence, soft-hearted, soft-headed, and a

little romantic, was the favourite. She was always ready to fall in

love, but lacked opportunity. Her little airs, graces, and stratagems

were as transparent as the day. She had difficulty in realising that she

was grown-up, and would have called anyone who forced the truth on her

“a horrid thing.” Her strong-minded sister’s dominion over her and her

affairs tended to strengthen the delusion. Miss Semaphore managed the

property and investments from which their income was derived, and seldom

referred to Prudence in such matters, save when her signature was

required.

Under all her severity, however, Miss Semaphore was by no means as rigid

as she looked. Since coming to London, she had begun half-unconsciously

to contrast the life she had led with the lives that young women about

her led. Something stirred vaguely in her. She felt she had been

defrauded of many things that were bright and pleasant and harmless in

themselves. How matters in the past could have been different she did

not quite know, but she wished they had been different. All this was

food to her desire to be young, to have her time over again, to enjoy

herself just a little; and many of her disagreeable speeches might have

been traced, by a student of human nature, to the bitterness towards

others that sometimes wells in the heart of a lonely woman, making her

feel, “I have had a bad time, why should not they?”

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