THE MUTINY OF THE MAVERICKS

Sec. 7. { Cause } { in forces } Regular forces,

(I) { Consipiring } { belonging } Reserve forces,

{ with other } a mutiny { to Her } Auxiliary forces.

{ persons to } sedition { Majesty’s } Navy.

{ cause }

When three obscure gentlemen in San Francisco argued on insufficient

premises they condemned a fellow-creature to a most unpleasant death in

a far country, which had nothing whatever to do with the United States.

They foregathered at the top of a tenement-house in Tehama Street, an

unsavoury quarter of the city, and, there calling for certain drinks,

they conspired because they were conspirators by trade, officially known

as the Third Three of the I.A.A.--an institution for the propagation

of pure light, not to be confounded with any others, though it is

affiliated to many. The Second Three live in Montreal, and work among

the poor there; the First Three have their home in New York, not far

from Castle Garden, and write regularly once a week to a small house

near one of the big hotels at Boulogne. What happens after that, a

particular section of Scotland Yard knows too well, and laughs at. A

conspirator detests ridicule. More men have been stabbed with Lucrezia

Borgia daggers and dropped into the Thames for laughing at Head Centres

and Triangles than for betraying secrets; for this is human nature.

The Third Three conspired over whisky cocktails and a clean sheet of

notepaper against the British Empire and all that lay therein. This work

is very like what men without discernment call politics before a general

election. You pick out and discuss, in the company of congenial friends,

all the weak points in your opponents’ organisation, and unconsciously

dwell upon and exaggerate all their mishaps, till it seems to you a

miracle that the hated party holds together for an hour.

‘Our principle is not so much active demonstration--that we leave to

others--as passive embarrassment, to weaken and unnerve,’ said the first

man. ‘Wherever an organisation is crippled, wherever a confusion is

thrown into any branch of any department, we gain a step for those

who take on the work; we are but the forerunners.’ He was a German

enthusiast, and editor of a newspaper, from whose leading articles he

quoted frequently.

‘That cursed Empire makes so many blunders of her own that unless we

doubled the year’s average I guess it wouldn’t strike her anything

special had occurred,’ said the second man. ‘Are you prepared to

say that all our resources are equal to blowing off the muzzle of a

hundred-ton gun or spiking a ten-thousand-ton ship on a plain rock in

clear daylight? They can beat us at our own game. ‘Better join hands

with the practical branches; we’re in funds now. Try a direct scare in a

crowded street. They value their greasy hides.’ He was the drag upon the

wheel, and an Americanised Irishman of the second generation, despising

his own race and hating the other. He had learned caution.

The third man drank his cocktail and spoke no word. He was the

strategist, but unfortunately his knowledge of life was limited. He

picked a letter from his breast-pocket and threw it across the table.

That epistle to the heathen contained some very concise directions from

the First Three in New York. It said--

‘The boom in black iron has already affected the eastern markets, where

our agents have been forcing down the English-held stock among the

smaller buyers who watch the turn of shares. Any immediate operations,

such as western bears, would increase their willingness to unload.

This, however, cannot be expected till they see clearly that foreign

iron-masters are witting to co-operate. Mulcahy should be dispatched

to feel the pulse of the market, and act accordingly. Mavericks are at

present the best for our purpose.--P.D.Q.’

As a message referring to an iron crisis in Pennsylvania, it was

interesting, if not lucid. As a new departure in organised attack on an

outlying English dependency, it was more than interesting.

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