THE WANDERING JEW

[Footnote: Copyright, 1891, by Macmillan & Co.]

‘If you go once round the world in an easterly direction, you gain one

day,’ said the men of science to John Hay. In after years John Hay went

east, west, north, and south, transacted business, made love, and begat

a family, as have done many men, and the scientific information above

recorded lay neglected in the deeps of his mind with a thousand other

matters of equal importance.

When a rich relative died, he found himself wealthy beyond any

reasonable expectation that he had entertained in his previous career,

which had been a chequered and evil one. Indeed, long before the legacy

came to him, there existed in the brain of John Hay a little cloud-a

momentary obscuration of thought that came and went almost before he

could realize that there was any solution of continuity. So do the bats

flit round the eaves of a house to show that the darkness is falling. He

entered upon great possessions, in money, land, and houses; but behind

his delight stood a ghost that cried out that his enjoyment of these

things should not be of long duration. It was the ghost of the rich

relative, who had been permitted to return to earth to torture his

nephew into the grave. Wherefore, under the spur of this constant

reminder, John Hay, always preserving the air of heavy business-like

stolidity that hid the shadow on his mind, turned investments, houses,

and lands into sovereigns---rich, round, red, English sovereigns, each

one worth twenty shillings. Lands may become valueless, and houses fly

heavenward on the wings of red flame, but till the Day of Judgment

a sovereign will always be a sovereign--that is to say, a king of

pleasures.

Possessed of his sovereigns, John Hay would fain have spent them one by

one on such coarse amusements as his soul loved; but he was haunted by

the instant fear of Death; for the ghost of his relative stood in the

hall of his house close to the hat-rack, shouting up the stairway that

life was short, that there was no hope of increase of days, and that the

undertakers were already roughing out his nephew’s coffin. John Hay was

generally alone in the house, and even when he had company, his friends

could not hear the clamorous uncle. The shadow inside his brain grew

larger and blacker. His fear of death was driving John Hay mad.

Then, from the deeps of his mind, where he had stowed away all his

discarded information, rose to light the scientific fact of the Easterly

journey. On the next occasion that his uncle shouted up the stairway

urging him to make haste and live, a shriller voice cried, ‘Who goes

round the world once easterly, gains one day.’

His growing diffidence and distrust of mankind made John Hay unwilling

to give this precious message of hope to his friends. They might take

it up and analyse it. He was sure it was true, but it would pain him

acutely were rough hands to examine it too closely. To him alone of all

the toiling generations of mankind had the secret of immortality

been vouchsafed. It would be impious--against all the designs of the

Creator--to set mankind hurrying eastward. Besides, this would crowd the

steamers inconveniently, and John Hay wished of all things to be alone.

If he could get round the world in two months--some one of whom he had

read, he could not remember the name, had covered the passage in eighty

days--he would gain a clear day; and by steadily continuing to do it for

thirty years, would gain one hundred and eighty days, or nearly the half

of a year. It would not be much, but in course of time, as civilisation

advanced, and the Euphrates Valley Railway was opened, he could improve

the pace.

Armed with many sovereigns, John Hay, in the thirty-fifth year of his

age, set forth on his travels, two voices bearing him company from

Dover as he sailed to Calais. Fortune favoured him. The Euphrates Valley

Railway was newly opened, and he was the first man who took ticket

direct from Calais to Calcutta--thirteen days in the train. Thirteen

days in the train are not good for the nerves; but he covered the world

and returned to Calais from America in twelve days over the two months,

and started afresh with four and twenty hours of precious time to his

credit. Three years passed, and John Hay religiously went round this

earth seeking for more time wherein to enjoy the remainder of his

sovereigns. He became known on many lines as the man who wanted to go

on; when people asked him what he was and what he did, he answered--

‘I’m the person who intends to live, and I am trying to do it now.’

His days were divided between watching the white wake spinning behind

the stern of the swiftest steamers, or the brown earth flashing past

the windows of the fastest trains; and he noted in a pocket-book every

minute that he had railed or screwed out of remorseless eternity.

‘This is better than praying for long life,’ quoth John Hay as he turned

his face eastward for his twentieth trip. The years had done more for

him than he dared to hope.

By the extension of the Brahmaputra Valley line to meet the

newly-developed China Midland, the Calais railway ticket held good via

Karachi and Calcutta to Hongkong. The round trip could be managed in a

fraction over forty-seven days, and, filled with fatal exultation,

John Hay told the secret of his longevity to his only friend, the

house-keeper of his rooms in London. He spoke and passed; but the woman

was one of resource, and immediately took counsel with the lawyers who

had first informed John Hay of his golden legacy. Very many sovereigns

still remained, and another Hay longed to spend them on things more

sensible than railway tickets and steamer accommodation.

The chase was long, for when a man is journeying literally for the dear

life, he does not tarry upon the road. Round the world Hay swept anew,

and overtook the wearied Doctor, who had been sent out to look for him,

in Madras. It was there that he found the reward of his toil and the

assurance of a blessed immortality. In half an hour the Doctor, watching

always the parched lips, the shaking hands, and the eye that turned

eternally to the east, won John Hay to rest in a little house close to

the Madras surf. All that Hay need do was to hang by ropes from the roof

of the room and let the round earth swing free beneath him. This was

better than steamer or train, for he gained a day in a day, and was

thus the equal of the undying sun. The other Hay would pay his expenses

throughout eternity.

It is true that we cannot yet take tickets from Calais to Hongkong,

though that will come about in fifteen years; but men say that if you

wander along the southern coast of India you shall find in a neatly

whitewashed little bungalow, sitting in a chair swung from the

roof, over a sheet of thin steel which he knows so well destroys the

attraction of the earth, an old and worn man who for ever faces the

rising sun, a stop-watch in his hand, racing against eternity. He cannot

drink, he does not smoke, and his living expenses amount to perhaps

twenty-five rupees a month, but he is John Hay, the Immortal. Without,

he hears the thunder of the wheeling world with which he is careful to

explain he has no connection whatever; but if you say that it is only

the noise of the surf, he will cry bitterly, for the shadow on his brain

is passing away as the brain ceases to work, and he doubts sometimes

whether the doctor spoke the truth.

‘Why does not the sun always remain over my head?’ asks John Hay.

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