The crowd pouring down the corridor squeezed out of Phil his wincing
recollection of Mitzie's last crack. He slithered his way along the
wall, rubbed by shoulder and hip, trodden by heel and toe, set coughing
by gray-blue clouds of tobacco, weed, and so-called Venus weed, and
regaled by such remarks as, "Aaha, he could of thrown her any time he
wanted to," and "What I don't like are those dumb women referees!"
Phil finally wedged his way into an eddy of the crowd near a side
corridor. He unhopefully gasped, "Juno Jones." Old Rubberarm whispered
throatily, "Come right in, Mack," and narrowly arched his gray arm to
let Phil duck through at that point, meanwhile bracing his slaty length
against a general surge of the crowd and whipping back the tentacle-end
of his arm to stop a gent in brown with tennis-ball eyes who tried to
duck in after Phil.
Phil wiped his forehead and took a deep breath. He felt a little
giddy standing just by himself. A woman came out of the door ahead.
She was dressed with an aggressive dowdiness: shapeless long frock,
button shoes, wide brimmed, flower covered hat, fur neckpiece and
gloves. She looked like somebody's scrubwoman from past times out on a
half-holiday. He didn't realize who it was until the crowd behind him
began to cheer and to chant, "Juno! Juno!"
She waved to them, but her eyes were on Phil.
"Gosh, I'm glad to see you," she said, grabbing his elbow. Then she
whispered, "Don't ask questions. Come with me."
The next moment she was hurrying him down the corridor away from the
crowd.
The chanting of the crowd became disappointed and a bit sore. A shrill
voice skirled over it: "Whatcha goin' off with the little shrimp for?"
Juno turned around and stood solid. "Listen, you mugs," she bellowed,
and the crowd was silent while a telephoto spot glowed blindingly. "I
know I'm your heroine and it makes me happy, but even I gotta have a
love life! And don't you be insulting it!"
As the crowd yelped with laughter and started cheering again, Juno
pushed Phil through a door. "I hope you didn't mind my saying that,"
she told him. "They're my fans and I gotta humor 'em."
Phil shook his head a bit dazedly. He had expected her to stop as soon
as they got out of sight of the crowd, but instead she was hurrying him
along a narrow hall.
"Say, look here, Mister--" she began anxiously.
"Phil," he told her. "Phil Gish."
"Well, look, Phil, could I take you to dinner?"
"Sure," Phil said.
"Good," she said with relief. Nevertheless she kept peering about,
almost apprehensively, and didn't slacken their pace. "I know a good
steak place. Quiet and they really know how to broil rabbit." They
reached a narrow, shadowy stairway. Juno steered him toward it. He
started up, but she jerked him back. "Not that way, Phil, for gosh
sake," she warned him. "That's straight to Billig and the wasps. This
place I'm telling you about is on the bottom level." And she started
down. "We could take an elevator," she said apologetically, "but this
is better," adding gruffly, "more private."
At the bottom of the stairs a narrow door led directly into a long
dark room with a counter along one side and a row of booths along the
other. With its browned chrome finishes it had to date back to 1960.
The customers were mostly big men, seemingly evenly divided between
truck-drivers, police, and a less definable category. There was an
elevator door next to the one they'd come out of. Juno wagged her big
hand at a couple of people and shouted to someone, "Whiskey and chops,
and make sure you burn the edges. What'll you have, Phil?"
He realized he hadn't eaten since yesterday and mumbled something about
a yeast sandwich and a glass of soybean milk. She looked at him, but
passed on his order without a comment, then took him in tow once more.
She had to answer a few familiar greetings, but she didn't spend much
time on them and seemed relieved when she'd plunked Phil down in the
booth nearest the front door, where the rumble of trucks was loudest
and their headlights, mixed with the sodium glow, flashed on the
scratched and dusty plastic. But there were, for a wonder, no jukeboxes
or radios of any sort in the place. He also saw that the pushbuttons
on the wall were labeled for out of date synthetic foods and had taped
over them an "Out of Order" sign that must have been twenty years old
itself.
He studied his companion across the table and realized for the first
time that she looked dead beat. His glance began to trace on her large
jaw the outlines of a recent bruise that was only partly concealed by
hastily applied makeup. She dove into her pocketbook with a shy girl's
flusteredness and started to dab at her jaw with a powder-puff, but
then gave up, put back the puff and slumped forward, her meaty elbows
on the plastic.
"Don't ever let 'em tell you the bouts are fixed," she assured him
glumly. "Zubek bust a gut trying to get me tonight."
"You won?" Phil inquired.
"Oh, sure. Two falls, a spaceship spin and a free-fall--that means when
you throw 'em up and out and they don't come back."
A tray came sliding along the bar. Juno went over and got it before
Phil realized that it was for them. From the speed with which the
order had been filled, he decided they still had radionic cooking in
the place. Juno's seared rabbit chops were as big as small steaks--it
must have been an octoploid bunny, at the least--while her whiskey
was intimidatingly huge and brown. He nibbled his yeast sandwich and
found it seemingly okay, though it always made him a bit uneasy to eat
restaurant food that didn't pop out of a wall.
As Juno munched her chops and drank her whiskey, she told Phil snatches
of the story of her life. It turned out she was a farm girl who had
come to the city young and suffered the usual disillusionments. "How's
a girl going to get ahead these days," she asked Phil, "especially
a dumb ox like me? Not that I didn't have a swell figure, but even
then I was too big and strong. I scared the men I knew and I didn't
know then the ones who would have liked what I had. So I tried scrub
mothering for a while--you know, birthing babies for wealthy dames
who didn't want to carry them the nine months themselves--but I knew
there was no future in that. Ten years or so and I'd be sweeping up
after some sweeping robot and trying to make throwaway paper dresses
last a month. So I remembered how I could pin nine out of ten boys
back home, and I entered some amateur wrestling contests and pretty
soon they were grooming me for a pro." She shook her head dourly.
"You should have seen my figure; it really was beautiful before they
put me on hormones." She distastefully inspected her big hands, still
white gloved though now gravy stained. "Even used pituitrin on me, the
bastards." She sighed and shrugged. By now she had reduced her chops
to bones and was working on her second whiskey. "So that's the way it
was, Phil. Of course, I had to go and fall in love with a wrestler
and marry the little skunk--most of the girls in the business make
that mistake--but at least I eat rabbit, even beef, and a lot of dopes
respect me."