CHAPTER XVI

VANISHING FAIRS

The "oldest inhabitants" of our villages can remember many changes in

the social conditions of country life. They can remember the hard time

of the Crimean war when bread was two shillings and eightpence a

gallon, when food and work were both scarce, and starvation wages were

doled out. They can remember the "machine riots," and tumultuous

scenes at election times, and scores of interesting facts, if only you

can get them to talk and tell you their recollections. The changed

condition of education puzzles them. They can most of them read, and

perhaps write a little, but they prefer to make their mark and get you

to attest it with the formula, "the mark of J----N." Their schooling

was soon over. When they were nine years of age they were ploughboys,

and had a rough time with a cantankerous ploughman who often used to

ply his whip on his lad or on his horses quite indiscriminately. They

have seen many changes, and do not always "hold with" modern notions;

and one of the greatest changes they have seen is in the fairs. They

are not what they were. Some, indeed, maintain some of their

usefulness, but most of them have degenerated into a form of mild

Saturnalia, if not into a scandal and a nuisance; and for that reason

have been suppressed.

Formerly quite small villages had their fairs. If you look at an old

almanac you will see a list of fair-days with the names of the

villages which, when the appointed days come round, cannot now boast

of the presence of a single stall or merry-go-round. The day of the

fair was nearly always on or near the festival of the patron saint to

whom the church of that village is dedicated. There is, of course, a

reason for this. The word "fair" is derived from the Latin word

_feria_, which means a festival, the parish feast day. On the festival

of the patron saint of a village church crowds of neighbours from

adjoining villages would flock to the place, the inhabitants of which

used to keep open house, and entertain all their relations and friends

who came from a distance. They used to make booths and tents with

boughs of trees near the church, and celebrated the festival with much

thanksgiving and prayer. By degrees they began to forget their prayers

and remembered only the feasting; country people flocked from far and

near; the pedlars and hawkers came to find a market for their wares.

Their stalls began to multiply, and thus the germ of a fair was

formed.

[Illustration: Stalls at Banbury Fair]

In such primitive fairs the traders paid no toll or rent for their

stalls, but by degrees the right of granting permission to hold a

fair was vested in the King, who for various considerations bestowed

this favour on nobles, merchant guilds, bishops, or monasteries. Great

profits arose from these gatherings. The traders had to pay toll on

all the goods which they brought to the fair, in addition to the

payment of stallage or rent for the ground on which they displayed

their merchandise, and also a charge on all the goods they sold.

Moreover, the trades-folk of the town were obliged to close their

shops during the days of the fair, and to bring their goods to the

fair, so that the toll-owner might gain good profit withal.

We can imagine, or try to imagine, the roads and streets leading to

the market-place thronged with traders and chapmen, the sellers of

ribbons and cakes, minstrels and morris-dancers, smock-frocked

peasants and sombre-clad monks and friars. Then a horn was sounded,

and the lord of the manor, or the bishop's bailiff, or the mayor of

the town proclaimed the fair; and then the cries of the traders, the

music of the minstrels, the jingling of the bells of the

morris-dancers, filled the air and added animation to the spectacle.

There is a curious old gateway, opposite the fair-ground at

Smithfield, which has just recently narrowly escaped destruction, and

very nearly became part of the vanished glories of England. Happily

the donations of the public poured in so well that the building was

saved. This Smithfield gateway dates back to the middle of the

thirteenth century, the entrance to the Priory of St. Bartholomew,

founded by Rahere, the court jester of Henry I, a century earlier.

Every one knows the story of the building of this Priory, and has

followed its extraordinary vicissitudes, the destruction of its nave

at the dissolution of monasteries, the establishment of a fringe

factory in the Lady Chapel, and the splendid and continuous work of

restoration which has been going on during the last forty years. We

are thankful that this choir of St. Bartholomew's Church should have

been preserved for future generations as an example of the earliest

and most important ecclesiastical buildings in London. But we are

concerned now with this gateway, the beauty of which is partially

concealed by the neighbouring shops and dwellings that surround it, as

a poor and vulgar frame may disfigure some matchless gem of artistic

painting. Its old stones know more about fairs than do most things. It

shall tell its own history. You can still admire the work of the Early

English builders, the receding orders with exquisite mouldings and

dog-tooth ornament--the hall-mark of the early Gothic artists. It

looks upon the Smithfield market, and how many strange scenes of

London history has this gateway witnessed! Under its arch possibly

stood London's first chronicler, Fitzstephen, the monk, when he saw

the famous horse fairs that took place in Smithfield every Friday,

which he described so graphically. Thither flocked earls, barons,

knights, and citizens to look on or buy. The monk admired the nags

with their sleek and shining coats, smoothly ambling along, the young

blood colts not yet accustomed to the bridle, the horses for burden,

strong and stout-limbed, and the valuable chargers of elegant shape

and noble height, with nimbly moving ears, erect necks, and plump

haunches. He waxes eloquent over the races, the expert jockeys, the

eager horses, the shouting crowds. "The riders, inspired with the love

of praise and the hope of victory, clap spurs to their flying horses,

lashing them with their whips, and inciting them by their shouts"; so

wrote the worthy monk Fitzstephen. He evidently loved a horse-race,

but he need not have given us the startling information, "their chief

aim is to prevent a competitor getting before them." That surely would

be obvious even to a monk. He also examined the goods of the peasants,

the implements of husbandry, swine with their long sides, cows with

distended udders, _Corpora magna boum, lanigerumque pecus_, mares

fitted for the plough or cart, some with frolicsome colts running by

their sides. A very animated scene, which must have delighted the

young eyes of the stone arch in the days of its youth, as it did the

heart of the monk.

Still gayer scenes the old gate has witnessed. Smithfield was the

principal spot in London for jousts, tournaments, and military

exercises, and many a grand display of knightly arms has taken place

before this priory gate. "In 1357 great and royal jousts were then

holden in Smithfield; there being present the Kings of England,

France, and Scotland, with many other nobles and great estates of

divers lands," writes Stow. Gay must have been the scene in the

forty-eighth year of Edward III, when Dame Alice Perrers, the King's

mistress, as Lady of the Sun, rode from the Tower of London to

Smithfield accompanied by many lords and ladies, every lady leading a

lord by his horse-bridle, and there began a great joust which endured

seven days after. The lists were set in the great open space with

tiers of seats around, a great central canopy for the Queen of Beauty,

the royal party, and divers tents and pavilions for the contending

knights and esquires. It was a grand spectacle, adorned with all the

pomp and magnificence of medieval chivalry. Froissart describes with

consummate detail the jousts in the fourteenth year of Richard II,

before a grand company, when sixty coursers gaily apparelled for the

jousts issued from the Tower of London ridden by esquires of honour,

and then sixty ladies of honour mounted on palfreys, each lady leading

a knight with a chain of gold, with a great number of trumpets and

other instruments of music with them. On arriving at Smithfield the

ladies dismounted, the esquires led the coursers which the knights

mounted, and after their helmets were set on their heads proclamation

was made by the heralds, the jousts began, "to the great pleasure of

the beholders." But it was not all pomp and pageantry. Many and deadly

were the fights fought in front of the old gate, when men lost their

lives or were borne from the field mortally wounded, or contended for

honour and life against unjust accusers. That must have been a sorry

scene in 1446, when a rascally servant, John David, accused his

master, William Catur, of treason, and had to face the wager of battle

in Smithfield. The master was well beloved, and inconsiderate friends

plied him with wine so that he was not in a condition to fight, and

was slain by his servant. But Stow reminds us that the prosperity of

the wicked is frail. Not long after David was hanged at Tyburn for

felony, and the chronicler concludes: "Let such false accusers note

this for example, and look for no better end without speedy

repentance." He omits to draw any moral from the intemperance of the

master and the danger of drunkenness.

But let this suffice for the jousts in Smithfield. The old gateway

heard on one occasion strange noises in the church, Archbishop

Boniface raging with oaths not to be recited, and sounds of strife and

shrieks and angry cries. This foreigner, Archbishop of Canterbury, had

dared to come with his armed retainers from Provence to hold a

visitation of the priory. The canons received him with solemn pomp,

but respectfully declined to be visited by him, as they had their own

proper visitor, a learned man, the Bishop of London, and did not care

for another inspector. Boniface lost his temper, struck the sub-prior,

saying, "Indeed, doth it become you English traitors so to answer me?"

He tore in pieces the rich cope of the sub-prior; the canons rushed to

their brother's rescue and knocked the Archbishop down; but his men

fell upon the canons and beat them and trod them under foot. The old

gateway was shocked and grieved to see the reverend canons running

beneath the arch bloody and miry, rent and torn, carrying their

complaint to the Bishop and then to the King at Westminster. After

which there was much contention, and the whole city rose and would

have torn the Archbishop into small pieces, shouting, "Where is this

ruffian? that cruel smiter!" and much else that must have frightened

and astonished Master Boniface and made him wish that he had never set

foot in England, but stayed quietly in peaceful Provence.

But this gateway loved to look upon the great fair that took place on

the Feast of St. Bartholomew. This was granted to Rahere the Prior and

to the canons and continued for seven centuries, until the abuses of

modern days destroyed its character and ended its career. The scene of

the actual fair was within the priory gates in the churchyard, and

there during the three days of its continuance stood the booths and

standings of the clothiers and drapers of London and of all England,

of pewterers, and leather-sellers, and without in the open space

before the priory were tents and booths and a noisy crowd of traders,

pleasure-seekers, friars, jesters, tumblers, and stilt-walkers. This

open space was just outside the turreted north wall of the city, and

was girt by tall elms, and near it was a sheet of water whereon the

London boys loved to skate when the frost came. It was the city

playground, and the city gallows were placed there before they were

removed to Tyburn. This dread implement of punishment stood under the

elms where Cow Lane now runs: and one fair day brave William Wallace

was dragged there in chains at the tails of horses, bruised and

bleeding, and foully done to death after the cruel fashion of the age.

All this must have aged the heart of the old gateway, and especially

the sad sight of the countless burials that took place in the year of

the Plague, 1349, when fifty thousand were interred in the burial

ground of the Carthusians, and few dared to attend the fair for fear

of the pestilence.

Other terrible things the gateway saw: the burning of heretics. Not

infrequently did these fires of persecution rage. One of the first of

these martyrs was John Bedley, a tailor, burnt in Smithfield in 1410.

In Fox's _Book of Martyrs_ you can see a woodcut of the burning of

Anne Ascue and others, showing a view of the Priory and the crowd of

spectators who watched the poor lady die. Not many days afterwards the

fair-folk assembled, while the ground was still black with her ashes,

and dogs danced and women tumbled and the devil jeered in the miracle

play on the spot where martyrs died.

We should need a volume to describe all the sights of this wondrous

fair, the church crowded with worshippers, the halt and sick praying

for healing, the churchyard full of traders, the sheriff proclaiming

new laws, the young men bowling at ninepins, pedlars shouting their

wares, players performing the miracle play on a movable stage, bands

of pipers, lowing oxen, neighing horses, and bleating sheep. It was a

merry sight that medieval Bartholomew Fair.

[Illustration: An Old English Fair]

We still have Cloth Fair, a street so named, with a remarkable group

of timber houses with over-sailing storeys and picturesque gables. It

is a very dark and narrow thoroughfare, and in spite of many changes

it remains a veritable "bit" of old London, as it was in the

seventeenth century. These houses have sprung up where in olden days

the merchants' booths stood for the sale of cloth. It was one of the

great annual markets of the nation, the chief cloth fair in England

that had no rival. Hither came the officials of the Merchant Tailors'

Company bearing a silver yard measure, to try the measures of the

clothiers and drapers to see if they were correct. And so each year

the great fair went on, and priors and canons lived and died and were

buried in the church or beneath the grass of the churchyard. But at

length the days of the Priory were numbered, and it changed masters.

The old gateway wept to see the cowled Black Canons depart when Henry

VIII dissolved the monastery; its heart nearly broke when it heard the

sounds of axes and hammers, crowbars and saws, at work on the fabric

of the church pulling down the grand nave, and it scowled at the new

owner, Sir Richard Rich, a prosperous political adventurer, who bought

the whole estate for £1064 11s. 3d., and made a good bargain.

The monks, a colony of Black Friars, came in again with Queen Mary,

but they were driven out again when Elizabeth reigned, and Lord Rich

again resumed possession of the estate, which passed to his heirs, the

Earls of Warwick and Holland. Each Sunday, however, the old gate

welcomed devout worshippers on their way to the church, the choir

having been converted into the parish church of the district, and was

not sorry to see in Charles's day a brick tower rising at the west

end.

In spite of the changes of ownership the fair went on increasing with

the increase of the city. But the scene has changed. In the time of

James I the last elm tree had gone, and rows of houses, fair and

comely buildings, had sprung up. The old muddy plain had been drained

and paved, and the traders and pleasure-seekers could no longer dread

the wading through a sea of mud. We should like to follow the fair

through the centuries, and see the sights and shows. The puppet shows

were always attractive, and the wild beasts, the first animal ever

exhibited being "a large and beautiful young camel from Grand Cairo

in Egypt. This creature is twenty-three years old, his head and neck

like those of a deer." One Flockton during the last half of the

eighteenth century was the prince of puppet showmen, and he called his

puppets the Italian Fantocinni. He made his figures work in a most

lifelike style. He was a conjurer too, and the inventor of a wonderful

clock which showed nine hundred figures at work upon a variety of

trades. "Punch and Judy" always attracted crowds, and we notice the

handbills of Mr. Robinson, conjurer to the Queen, and of Mr. Lane, who

sings:

It will make you to laugh, it will drive away gloom,

To see how the eggs will dance round the room;

And from another egg a bird there will fly,

Which makes all the company all for to cry, etc.

The booths for actors were a notable feature of the fair. We read of

Fielding's booth at the George Inn, of the performance of the

_Beggar's Opera_ in 1728, of Penkethman's theatrical booth when _Wat

Taylor and Jack Straw_ was acted, of the new opera called _The

Generous Free Mason or the Constant Lady_, of _Jephthah's Rash Vow_,

and countless other plays that saw the light at Bartholomew Fair. The

audience included not only the usual frequenters of fairs, but even

royal visitors, noblemen, and great ladies flocked to the booths for

amusement, and during its continuance the playhouses of London were

closed.

I must not omit to mention the other attractions, the fireproof lady,

Madam Giradelli, who put melted lead in her mouth, passed red-hot iron

over her body, thrust her arm into fire, and washed her hands in

boiling oil; Mr. Simon Paap, the Dutch dwarf, twenty-eight inches

high; bear-dancing, the learned pig, the "beautiful spotted negro

boy," peep-shows, Wombell's royal menagerie, the learned cats, and a

female child with two perfect heads.

But it is time to ring down the curtain. The last days of the fair

were not edifying. Scenes of riot and debauch, of violence and

lawlessness disgraced the assembly. Its usefulness as a gathering for

trade purposes had passed away. It became a nuisance and a disgrace to

London. In older days the Lord Mayor used to ride in his grand coach

to our old gateway, and there proclaim it with a great flourish of

trumpets. In 1850 his worship walked quietly to the accustomed place,

and found that there was no fair to proclaim, and five years later the

formality was entirely dispensed with, and silence reigned over the

historic ground over which century after century the hearts of our

forefathers throbbed with the outspoken joys of life. The old gateway,

like many aged folk, has much on which to meditate in its advanced

age.

[Illustration: An Ancient Maker of Nets in a Kentish Fair]

Many other fairs have been suppressed in recent years, but some

survive and thrive with even greater vigour than ever. Some are hiring

fairs, where you may see young men with whipcord in their caps

standing in front of inns ready to be hired by the farmers who come to

seek labourers. Women and girls too come to be hired, but their number

decreases every year. Such is the Abingdon fair, which no rustic in

the adjoining villages ever thinks of missing. We believe that the

Nottingham Goose Fair, which is attended by very large crowds, is also

a hiring fair. "Pleasure fairs" in several towns and cities show no

sign of diminished popularity. The famous St. Giles's Fair at Oxford

is attended by thousands, and excursion trains from London, Cardiff,

Reading, and other large towns bring crowds to join in the humours of

the gathering, the shows covering all the broad space between St.

Giles's Church and George Street. Reading Michaelmas Pleasure Fair is

always a great attraction. The fair-ground is filled from end to end

with roundabouts driven by steam, which also plays a hideous organ

that grinds out popular tunes, swings, stalls, shows, menageries, and

all "the fun of the fair." You can see biographs, hear phonographs,

and a penny-in-the-slot will introduce you to wonderful sights, and

have your fortune told, or shy at coco-nuts or Aunt Sally, or witness

displays of boxing, or have a photograph taken of yourself, or watch

weird melodramas, and all for a penny or two. No wonder the fair is

popular.

[Illustration: Outside The "Lamb Inn". Burford, Oxon]

There is no reverence paid in these modern gatherings to old-fashioned

ways and ancient picturesque customs, but in some places these are

still observed with punctilious exactness. The quaint custom of

"proclaiming the fair" at Honiton, in Devonshire, is observed every

year, the town having obtained the grant of a fair from the lord of

the manor so long ago as 1257. The fair still retains some of the

picturesque characteristics of bygone days. The town crier, dressed in

old-world uniform, and carrying a pole decorated with gay flowers and

surmounted by a large gilt model of a gloved hand, publicly

announces the opening of the fair as follows: "Oyez! Oyez! Oyez! The

fair's begun, the glove is up. No man can be arrested till the glove

is taken down." Hot coins are then thrown amongst the children. The

pole and glove remain displayed until the end of the fair.

Nor have all the practical uses of fairs vanished. On the Berkshire

downs is the little village of West Ilsley; there from time immemorial

great sheep fairs are held, and flocks are brought thither from

districts far and wide. Every year herds of Welsh ponies congregate at

Blackwater, in Hampshire, driven thither by inveterate custom. Every

year in an open field near Cambridge the once great Stourbridge fair

is held, first granted by King John to the Hospital for Lepers, and

formerly proclaimed with great state by the Vice-Chancellor of the

University and the Mayor of Cambridge. This was one of the largest

fairs in Europe. Merchants of all nations attended it. The booths were

planted in a cornfield, and the circuit of the fair, which was like a

well-governed city, was about three miles. All offences committed

therein were tried, as at other fairs, before a special court of

_pie-poudre_, the derivation of which word has been much disputed, and

I shall not attempt to conjecture or to decide. The shops were built

in rows, having each a name, such as Garlick Row, Booksellers' Row, or

Cooks' Row; there were the cheese fair, hop fair, wood fair; every

trade was represented, and there were taverns, eating-houses, and in

later years playhouses of various descriptions. As late as the

eighteenth century it is said that one hundred thousand pounds' worth

of woollen goods were sold in a week in one row alone. But the glories

of Stourbridge fair have all departed, and it is only a ghost now of

its former greatness.

The Stow Green pleasure fair, in Lincolnshire, which has been held

annually for upwards of eight hundred years, having been established

in the reign of Henry III, has practically ceased to exist. Held on an

isolated common two miles from Billingborough, it was formerly one of

the largest fairs in England for merchandise, and originally lasted

for three weeks. Now it is limited to two days, and when it opened

last year there were but few attractions.

Fairs have enriched our language with at least one word. There is a

fair at Ely founded in connexion with the abbey built by St.

Etheldreda, and at this fair a famous "fairing" was "St. Audrey's

laces." St. Audrey, or Etheldreda, in the days of her youthful vanity

was very fond of wearing necklaces and jewels. "St. Audrey's laces"

became corrupted into "Tawdry laces"; hence the adjective has come to

be applied to all cheap and showy pieces of female ornament.

Trade now finds its way by means of other channels than fairs.

Railways and telegrams have changed the old methods of conducting the

commerce of the country. But, as we have said, many fairs have

contrived to survive, and unless they degenerate into a scandal and a

nuisance it is well that they should be continued. Education and the

increasing sobriety of the nation may deprive them of their more

objectionable features, and it would be a pity to prevent the rustic

from having some amusements which do not often fall to his lot, and to

forbid him from enjoying once a year "all the fun of the fair."

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