CHAPTER III.

River Steaming.--Arrival at Widdin--Jew.--Comfortless Khan.--Wretched

appearance of Widdin.--Hussein Pasha.--M. Petronievitch.--Steam

Balloon.

River steaming is, according to my notions, the best of all sorts of

locomotion. Steam at sea makes you sick, and the voyage is generally

over before you have gained your sea legs and your land appetite. In

mail or stage you have no sickness and see the country, but you are

squeezed sideways by helpless corpulence, and in front cooped into

uneasiness by two pairs of egotistical knees and toes. As for

locomotives, tunnels, cuts, and viaducts--this is not travelling to

see the country, but arrival without seeing it. This eighth wonder of

the world, so admirably adapted for business, is the despair of

picturesque tourists, as well as post-horse, chaise, and gig letters.

Our cathedral towns, instead of being distinguished from afar by their

cloud-capt towers, are only recognizable at their respective stations

by the pyramids of gooseberry tarts and ham sandwiches being at one

place at the lower, and at another at the upper, end of an apartment

marked "refreshment room." Now in river steaming you walk the deck, if

the weather and the scenery be good; if the reverse, you lounge below;

read, write, or play; and then the meals are arranged with Germanic

ingenuity for killing time and the digestive organs.

On the second day the boat arrived at Widdin, and the agent of the

steam packet company, an old Jew, came on board. I stepped across the

plank and accompanied him to a large white house opposite the

landing-place. On entering, I saw a group of Israel's children in the

midst of a deadly combat of sale and purchase, bawling at the top of

their voices in most villainous Castilian; all were filthy and

shabbily dressed. The agent having mentioned who I was to the group, a

broad-lipped young man with a German _mutze_ surmounting his oriental

costume, stepped forward with a confident air, and in a thick guttural

voice addressed me in an unknown tongue. I looked about for an answer,

when the agent told me in Turkish that he spoke English.

_Jew_. "You English gentleman, sir, and not know English."

_Author_. "I have to apologize for not recognizing the accents of my

native country."

_Jew_. "Bring goods wid you, sir?"

_Author_. "No, I am not a merchant. Pray can you get me a lodging?"

_Jew_. "Get you as mush room you like, sir."

_Author_. "Have you been in England?"

_Jew_. "Been in London, Amsterdam, and Hamburgh."

We now arrived at the wide folding gates of the khan, which to be sure

had abundance of space for travellers, but the misery and filth of

every apartment disgusted me. One had broken windows, another a

broken floor, a third was covered with half an inch of dust, and the

weather outside was cold and rainy; so I shrugged up my shoulders and

asked to be conducted to another khan. There I was somewhat better

off, for I got into a new room leading out of a cafe where the

charcoal burned freely and warmed the apartment. When the room was

washed out I thought myself fortunate, so dreary and deserted had the

other khan appeared to me.

I now took a walk through the bazaars, but found the place altogether

miserable, being somewhat less village-like than Roustchouk. Lying so

nicely on the bank of the Danube, which here makes such beautiful

curves, and marked on the map with capital letters, it ought (such was

my notion) to be a place having at least one well-built and

well-stocked bazaar, a handsome seraglio, and some good-looking

mosques. Nothing of the sort. The Konak or palace of the Pasha is an

old barrack. The seraglio of the famous Passavan Oglou is in ruins,

and the only decent looking house in the place is the new office of

the Steam Navigation Company, which is on the Danube.

Being Ramadan, I could not see the pasha during the day; but in the

evening, M. Petronievitch, the exiled leader of the Servian National

party, introduced me to Hussein Pasha, the once terrible destroyer of

the Janissaries. This celebrated character appeared to be verging on

eighty, and, afflicted with gout, was sitting in the corner of the

divan at his ease, in the old Turkish ample costume. The white beard,

the dress of the pasha, the rich but faded carpet which covered the

floor, the roof of elaborate but dingy wooden arabesque, were all in

perfect keeping, and the dubious light of two thick wax candles rising

two or three feet from the floor, but seemed to bring out the picture,

which carried me back, a generation at least, to the pashas of the old

school. Hussein smoked a narghile of dark red Bohemian cut crystal. M.

Petronievitch and myself were supplied with pipes which were more

profusely mounted with diamonds, than any I had ever before smoked;

for Hussein Pasha is beyond all comparison the wealthiest man in the

Ottoman empire.

After talking over the last news from Constantinople, he asked me what

I thought of the projected steam balloon, which, from its being of a

marvellous nature, appears to have caused a great deal of talk among

the Turks. I expressed little faith in its success; on which he

ordered an attendant to bring him a drawing of a locomotive balloon

steered by flags and all sorts of fancies. "Will not this

revolutionize the globe?" said the pasha; to which I replied, "C'est

le premier pas qui coute; there is no doubt of an aërial voyage to

India if they get over the first quarter of a mile."[1]

I returned to sup with M. Petronievitch at his house, and we had a

great deal of conversation relative to the history, laws, manners,

customs, and politics of Servia; but as I subsequently obtained

accurate notions of that country by personal observation, it is not

necessary on the present occasion to return to our conversation.

FOOTNOTES:

[Footnote 1: Hussein Pasha has since retired from Widdin, where he

made the greater part of his fortune, for he was engaged in immense

agricultural and commercial speculations; he was succeeded by Mustapha

Nourri Pasha, formerly private secretary to Sultan Mahommud, who has

also made a large fortune, as merchant and ship-owner.]

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