Gog was a giant,
Likewise so was Magog;--
Gog says, “It's Christmas,
Please pass the Egg-nog!”
Gurgle! Gurgle! Gurgle!
Glug! Glug! Glug!
Gog says to Magog,
“It is full of Nutmeg,--
Guzzle! Guzzle! Guzzle!
Glog! Glog! Glog!”
Magog says to Gog,
“Have some Haig and Haig!”
Gargle! Gargle! Gargle!
Grog! Grog! Grog!”
Gog says to Magog,
“Your eyes are all a-goggle!
You are all agog!”
Magog says to Gog,
“Your feet wiggle-woggle,
You're gigglish as a gargoyle
And logey as a log!”
Gog says to Magog,
“I'm as gleg as a grig!
Gurgle! Gurgle! Gurgle!
Glug! Glug! Glug!”
Magog says to Gog,
“I'm jolly as a polly--
Wiggle--waggle--wog
That's turning to a froggle,
A friggle--fraggle--frog!
Guggle! Guggle! Guggle!
Glog! Glog! Glog!”
And Gog filled his noggin,
And Magog his mug,--
Magog was a giant,
Likewise so was Gog;
On New Year's morning
Both were on their legs,
And sat down to breakfast
And ordered ham and eggs!