ANOTHER IMPENDING APOLOGY.

"Bosley and district churchmen have thus a gaol set before them which

it should be and, no doubt, will be their aim to reach as soon as

possible."--_Congleton Chronicle_.

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"A few minutes later, with his suit-case in one hand and his

type-writer in the other, he let himself out at the

front-door,"--_Munsey's Magazine_.

Another case of the Hidden Hand.

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"Horse (vanner), thick set, 16 hands, 7 years, master 2 tons, reason

sale, requires care when taken out of harness."--_Birmingham Daily

Mail_.

Any horse might be excused for kicking up his heels on getting rid of a

master of that weight.

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"Furnished room wanted; preferable where chicken run."--_Enfield

Gazette_.

Our landlady won't let us keep even a canary in ours.

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"BARONY UNITED FREE CHURCH.--Special Lecture--'The Great War Novel, Mr.

Bristling Sees it Through.'"_--Glasgow Evening News_.

Mr. WELLS ought to have thought of this.

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