"MEN AROUND THE KAISER.
MUCH REDUCED."
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"On the pier a man was arrested who declared excitedly that he was
Frederick Hohenzollern, the Kaiser's nephew, but he appeared quite
harmless."--_Daily News_.
Obviously an impostor.
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"The khaki-clad boys were as merry as a party of undergraduates
celebrating some joyous event at the college tuck-shop."--_Yorkshire
Herald_.
What memories of the Junior Common Room are recalled by this artless
phrase.
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The Super-Submarine.
"The Lyman M. Law was stopped by a gunshot fired by a submarine, which
boarded the American boat, took the names of all on board, and then
authorised the continuation of the voyage."--_Evening News_.
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