A TRAGEDY OF THE SEA.

The night was a very dark one, for a cold damp fog hung over the Channel.

The few lights we carried reflected in-board only, and, leaning over the

rail, it was with difficulty that I could distinguish the dark waters

washing below. Shore-ward I could see nothing, though I knew that a

good-sized town lay there.

I had soon had enough of the inclement night. Keeping my feet with some

difficulty upon the wet boards, I groped my way to a door and, pushing it

open, entered.

A strange scene met my gaze. A spruce man in the uniform of a naval officer

was seated at a table. Before him stood a tall well-set-up young seaman.

His dishevelled head was hatless, but otherwise he looked trim, and his

garments fitted him better than a seaman's garments generally do. On each

side of him stood an armed guard.

"Have you anything to say for yourself?" asked the officer sternly.

"No, Sir, only that I am innocent," answered the man. He held his head

high, almost defiantly. I could not but admire his courageous bearing, and

yet there was an air of unreality about the whole thing. I felt almost as

if I were dreaming it, but I knew that this was not a dream.

"The evidence against you is overwhelming," said the officer. "I have no

alternative but to sentence you to death. The sentence will be carried out

at dawn. Remove the prisoner."

The seaman took a step forward. For a moment he seemed to be struggling

with himself, anxious to speak, yet forcing himself to silence. Then he

bowed his head, and, turning, placed himself between the guards and was

marched away.

The officer sighed. "It's a bad business," he said. "He's the best man I

ever had on my ship."

He was speaking to himself, and again I had that strange sense of

unreality, as indeed I well might, for this was the Third Act of _True to

the Death_, a melodrama in the pavilion at the end of the pier.

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[Illustration: THE RETORT CELESTIAL.

[China has threatened to break off relations with the German Government on

account of its barbarity. It will be recalled that the KAISER once designed

an allegorical picture entitled "The Yellow Peril."]]

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[Illustration: SAUCE FOR THE GANDER.

_Grocer_. "A LITTLE SUGAR WITH MY TART, PLEASE."

_Waitress_ (_late grocer's assistant_). "CERTAINLY, SIR, IF YOU WILL ALSO

TAKE MUSTARD, PEPPER, SALT, YORKSHIRE RELISH AND SALAD DRESSING."]

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