CHAPTER XVIII.

The Clergy.

The Presbyterian clergy or sorcerers of Scotland, of old times, claimed

that they could consign their deluded victims to Heaven or Hell by a

word, and could by their magic power strike with death any enemy of God,

that is, the clergy. They would not allow anyone to remain in town who

failed to go and hear their sermons. Buckle says the clergy kept the

people in a worse than Egyptian bondage, inasmuch as they enslaved mind

as well as body.

“John Knox sanctioned the murder of the Roman Archbishop Beaton of

Scotland in 1548, and shut himself up with the assassins in the palace

of the Archbishop. When the Catholic power was destroyed in Scotland by

the nobles in 1560 and the church property confiscated by them, the

Protestant clergy claimed that it was impious to secularize

ecclesiastical property, and that they should be endowed with the spoils

of the war, that it was right for the Lords to plunder the Church of

Rome, but the loot should be turned over to them. They said that what

rightly belonged to them was devoured by idle bellies. The Presbyterian

clergy said that King James was a traitor and had seven devils inside of

him, and he ought to be seized. And their associate in crime, the Earl

of Gourie, entrapped the King into his castle in order to murder

him.”—Buckle’s Hist. Civ. 2-201.

The Presbyterian clergy said that cheerfulness was to be guarded

against. Smiling, provided it stopped short of laughter, might

occasionally be allowed, still being a carnal pastime, it was a sin to

smile on Sunday. A Christian has no business with love or sympathy. He

has his own soul to attend to, that is enough for him. On Sunday in

particular he must never think of benefitting others and thus break the

Sabbath. On no occasion must food or shelter be given to a starving man

unless he is a Presbyterian.

“In priest-ridden Spain, Charles V, the tool of religion, in his will

provided that all heretics should be put to death and that the

Inquisition should be upheld. Under his orders, according to Grotius,

100,000 persons were beheaded, buried alive and burnt at the stake in

the Netherlands. Phillip II, of Spain, said it was better not to reign

at all than to reign over heretics. The Duke of Alva, in this reign,

boasted that in five or six years he had put to death in cold blood more

than 18,000 heretics, beside a still greater number of infidels he had

slain on the battlefield.”—Idem 2-14.

When it was proposed to expel from Spain the remnant of Moors remaining,

who had turned Christians and were baptized by force, Bleda, the

Dominican, said that every Moor in Spain should have his throat cut,

because it was impossible to tell which of them were Christians at

heart, but God knew his own and he could sort them out. About one

million of the most industrious inhabitants of Spain were hunted out

like wild beasts. Many were slain as they approached the coast, others

were beaten and plundered, and the majority in the most wretched plight

sailed for Africa. During the passage the crew in many of the ships

butchered the men, ravished the women and threw the children into the

sea. From this time Spain began to degenerate. The tyranny of religion

was supreme. While every other country was advancing, Spain, numbed into

a death-like torpor, spell-bound and entranced by the accursed

superstition, presented to Europe a solitary instance of constant

decay.“—Idem, 2-53.

“The French Revolution freed the world from ecclesiastical tyranny and

opened an unobstructed path to Napoleon, who had given the death blow to

the Inquisition, the great slaughter house, where they butchered in the

name of the Lamb.”—Isis Unveiled, 2-22.

The Brahmins, the clergy of India, were quite as disreputable as the

others. The Institutes of Manu provided that if a common person molested

a Brahmin, he was to be put to death. If he sat on the same carpet with

a Brahmin, he was to be maimed for life. If he listened to the reading

of the sacred books, burning oil was to be poured into his ears, and if

he committed them to memory, he was to be killed. If he spoke

disrespectfully of a Brahmin, an iron stile ten fingers long was to be

thrust red-hot into his mouth. To give to the Brahmins or will them your

property was an act of the highest piety.

The laws of the clergy in certain provinces of France, ruled by them in

old times, provided that every man that died without bequeathing part of

his estate to the church, should be deprived of the Sacrament (and would

consequently go to Hell). If he died without making a will, his

relatives were obliged to prevail upon the Bishop to appoint arbitrators

to determine what sum the deceased should have given to the church in

case he had made a will. At one time in France, “married couples could

not sleep together the first three nights without purchasing leave of

the church.”—Montesquieu’s Spirit of the Laws, 665.

“Pope John XII was assassinated in the arms of his mistress.

Crecentious, the illegitimate son of John X, caused Benedict VI to be

murdered. His faction elected Boniface VII, and a third faction elected

John XV, who was put to death by Boniface. We find shortly after 1044

Benedict IX, a boy of twelve, and Rholeme and Sylvester III all reigning

at the same time, and all leading the most profligate and scandalous

lives.”—Doubts of Infidels, 95. Bishop Hopkins says that “the great body

of the clergy before the seventh century were steeped in licentiousness,

avarice, simony, cruelty, violence and blood. They consecrated every

vice in the interest of so-called religion, they graduated sins by

pecuniary amercement, they commissioned assassins, having pardoned them

before the commission of the murder.”

The priests or Magi of Persia, as ecclesiastical bandits, were

unexcelled. The people had to give up one tenth of their income to these

magical fakirs. Every woman in Babylon was obliged to offer her person

for sale one day in the year at the temple of Astarte, and the money

went to the priests. The pirates of Babylon ransacked the world and

bought or stole the most beautiful women on earth for the use of the

priests, who made a pretence of offering them up as human sacrifices to

Baal. The god held in his hand the appropriate symbol of the traffic,

the circle and the pillar, that may still be seen in nearly all

churches. The beautiful sacrifice was placed on the lap of the god in

the presence of the audience, to be devoured by the lions that

surrounded the god. But after the meeting the priests drove the lions

out and stole the sacrifice, as priests always did steal the offerings

from god.

The Egyptian priests were the rulers of the whole, and owned one third

the land of Egypt. Besides the princely revenue from this immense landed

estate, they received, in addition to their salaries, all the offerings

and sacrifices that the fools gave up as an atonement for sin. A very

large part of their income was derived from the Bethel or Brothel

maintained around the temple of the goddess Hathor, the cow, the wife of

the god Ammon, which is another name for the Ram god or the lamb of god.

Every woman in Egypt was obliged to sell herself for one month at this

temple. And then, besides, there were the regular sacred ladies who

lived constantly in the temple. The priests chose the most beautiful,

then the remainder were turned over to the mob of pious dupes and

devotees. The young lady who earned the most money for the priests was,

in the after life, assigned by Osiris, alias Yahvah, to a seat beside

the Golden Throne. This rotten pagan church subsequently changed its

name to Christian.

Calvin, the blood-drenched, the fiend incarnate, one of the founders of

the Protestant Churches, compelled his lady parishioners to confess on

the rack their indiscretions, and then threw them naked into the lake

and drowned them. He hanged a child for cursing its parents, burned old

women as witches, and burned alive Michael Servetus for contradicting

Moses in asserting that Palestine was a desert that did not flow with

milk and honey. Calvin died in convulsions of fear, raving and cursing

because he thought he was going to Hell.

Oliver Cromwell, the pious Puritan, the murder demon, the regicide, the

usurper, with the Bible in one hand and the sword in the other, rode at

the head of his army of religious fanatics singing psalms. This

sanctified Christian, upon the capture of Drogheda, Ireland, himself

reported to Parliament that he massacred two thousand of the garrison.

He fired St. Peter’s Church, to which the people had fled, and put a

thousand of them to the sword. All the friars were killed but two. And

the likes of him settled Boston and robbed and murdered the Indians. One

of these Puritan buccaneers, named Will Bartlett, in Boston, in 1637,

was sentenced to be set in the stocks, with his tongue in a cleft stick,

because he got drunk and cussed and swore and refused to go to church on

Sunday.

In those blithesome days a citizen could not vote unless he belonged to

the Congregational Church and kissed the big toe of Cotton Mather, the

superstitious bigot, the Prosecutor of the New England Protestant

Inquisition. Ridpath says that Mather was chiefly responsible for the

horrors and crimes of the Salem Witchcraft, and that this massacre,

torture and imprisonment of 263 innocent persons was started by a Salem

minister for the purpose of revenging himself upon those of his flock

who antagonized him.—Ridpath’s Hist. of U. S. 131. The Quakers were

perhaps the only decent body of Christians up to that time, and for that

reason the Puritan pirates and slave-dealers hung four of them, one

woman and three men, on Boston Common.

“Infuse a few different kinds of religious poison into a community of

human beings, and they hate each other like tigers. Religious creeds

have a worse effect on a man than booze. You can work the booze out of

your system and quit the stuff, but when a victim is loaded up on some

rotten brand of orthodoxy, it is hard to do anything with him. A

Protestant will damn the Catholics, and a Catholic will yell ‘To Hell

with the Protestants,’ and both will hate the Jews.”—Roman Religion, 27.

The churches have soaked the earth with the blood of their countless

victims. Frederick, the Emperor of Germany, sentenced heretics of all

descriptions alive to the flames. Sixty thousand heretics were

slaughtered in the city of Beziers. Seventy thousand Huguenots were put

to death in France. The Massacre of St. Bartholomew began at midnight,

Aug. 23, 1572, and the carnival of death lasted seven days. Medals

commemorating the holy event were distributed among the loyal

butchers.—Roman Religion, 35.

“When the Crusaders took Jerusalem from the Moslems in 969 A. D., they

massacred all the Mussulmans and burned the Jews alive. Seventy thousand

persons were put to death in a week to attest the superior morality of

the Christians.”—Boston Sun. American.

Dr. Fernald says that Sultan Bejazet wrote to Pope Alexander VI that he

would give him 300,000 ducats, several cities and the shirt of Jesus

Christ if His Holiness would kill Zimzim, the brother of the Sultan,

“and you Most Illustrious Lord will not commit a crime, since by your

religion Christians are ordered to exterminate heretics and infidels.”

The Ency. Brit. says that “the unfortunate prince was murdered by

Alexander, who received 300,000 ducats as the reward of the crime.”

Zimzim was held captive by certain bandits in Rhodes, a Commandery of

the Knights of St. John, a Christian organization under the domination

of Alexander. Alexander was a Borgia, whose children were all

illegitimate.

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