“Oh, to be sure,” said Crawford, “that is all very true as to the time

when the blow was given; but then, you know, there has been a great

deal of time since. And, love here or love there, people will speak of

such a thing in their ordinary way. The story was told the other day

in my presence to the French ambassador; and Monsieur’s first question

was, ‘Doth the man yet live?’ When told that he was both living and

life-like, he shrugged his shoulders, and looked more than I can tell.”

“Oh, Crawford,” said Bruce, “you agonise me. I hoped that this painful

tale would be kept between ourselves, and that there would be no more

of it. I still hoped, although tremblingly, that my union with the

woman I love would be accomplished, and that all should then be made

up. But now I feel that I have been but too truly foredoomed. That

union must be anticipated by a very different event.”

“You know best,” said the careless Crawford, “what is best for your own

honour.” And away he tripped, leaving the flames of hell in a breast

where hitherto every gentle feeling had resided.

The light talk of Crawford was soon confirmed in import by the

treatment which Bruce began to experience in society. It was the

fashion of the age that every injury, however trifling, should be

expiated by an ample revenge; that nothing should be forgiven to any

one, however previously endeared. Accordingly, no distinction was

made between the case of Bruce and any other; no allowance was made

for the circumstances in which he stood respecting the family of his

injurer, nor for their former extraordinary friendship. The public,

with a feeling of which too much still exists, seemed to think itself

defrauded of something which was its right, in the continued impunity

of Sackville’s insolence. It cried for blood to satisfy _itself_, if

not to restore the honour of the injured party. Bruce, of course,

suffered dreadfully from this sentiment wherever he appeared; insomuch

that, even though he might have been still disposed to forgive his

enemy, he saw that to do so would only be to encounter greater misery

than could accrue from any attempt at revenge, even though that attempt

were certain to end in his own destruction.

It happened that just at this time Bruce and Sackville had occasion,

along with many other _attachés_ of the court, to attend the Elector

Palatine out of the country, with his newly-married bride, Elizabeth,

the daughter of the king and queen. The two young men kept apart till

they came to Canterbury, where, as the royal train was viewing the

cathedral, it chanced that they saw each other very near. The elector,

who knew a little of their story, immediately called Sackville up to

him, and requested his sword, enjoining him, at the same time, in a

friendly manner, to beware of falling out with Bruce so long as he was

in attendance upon the court. His highness said, farther, that he had

heard his royal father-in-law speak of their quarrel, and express his

resolution to visit any transgression of the laws by either of them

with his severest displeasure. Sackville obeyed the command of the

elector, and withdrew to a part of the cortege remote from the place

where Bruce was standing. However, it happened, that, in surveying

the curiosities of that gorgeous architectural scene, they came to

the monument of a Scottish crusader, who had died here on his way

back from the Holy Land. Sackville muttered something respecting this

object, in which the words “beggarly Scot” were alone overheard by

Bruce, who stood at no great distance, and who immediately recriminated

by using some corresponding phrase of obloquy applicable to England,

to which Sackville replied by striking his former friend once more

upon the face. Before another word or blow could pass between them, a

number of courtiers had rushed forward to separate them, and they were

immediately borne back to a distance from each other, each, however,

glaring upon the other with a look of concentrated scorn and hate. The

elector thought it necessary, after what had taken place, that they

should be confined for a time to their apartments. But no interval of

time could restore amity to those bosoms where formerly it had reigned

supreme. It was now felt by both that nothing but blood could wipe

out the sense of wrong which they mutually felt; and, therefore, as

the strictness of the king regarding personal quarrels rendered it

impossible to fight in Britain, without danger of interruption, Bruce

resolved to go beyond seas, and thence send a challenge requesting

Sackville to follow him.

In forming this purpose, Bruce felt entirely like a doomed man. He

recollected the prediction of the old woman at Culross Abbey, which

had always appeared to him, somehow, as implying that Sackville should

be the unhappy survivor. Already, he reflected, the least probable

part of the prediction had been fulfilled by their having quarrelled.

Under this impression, he found it indispensable to his peace that he

should return to London, and take leave of two individuals in whom

he felt the deepest interest—his mother and his once-intended bride.

Notwithstanding the painful nature of his sensations, he found it would

be necessary to assume a forced ease of demeanour in the presence

of these beloved persons, lest he should cause them to interpose

themselves between him and his purpose. The first visit was paid to

his mother, who resided at his own house. He had received, he said,

some news from Scotland, which rendered it necessary that he should

immediately proceed thither; and he briefly detailed a story which he

had previously framed in his own mind for the purpose of deceiving

her. After having made some preparations for his journey, he came to

take leave of her; but his first precautions having escaped from his

mind during the interval, his forehead now bore a gloom as deep as the

shade of an approaching funeral. When his mother remarked this, he

explained it, not perfectly to her satisfaction, but yet sufficiently

so to avert farther question, by reference to the pain of parting with

his mistress on a long and dangerous journey, when just about to be

united to her for life. As he pronounced the words “long and dangerous

journey,” his voice faltered with tenderness; but there was so much

truth in the real meaning of the phrase (however little there might be

now), that no metaphorical interpretation occurred to the mind of Lady

Bruce. He even spoke of his will without exciting her suspicions. There

was but one point in it, he said, that he thought it worth while to

allude to. Wherever or whensoever it might please fate to remove him

from the coil of mortal life, he wished his mother, or whoever might

survive him, to recollect that his dying spirit reverted to the scenes

of his infancy, and that his heart wished in life that it might never

in death be parted from that spot. These words, of course, communicated

to Lady Bruce’s spirit that gravity which the mention of mortal things

must ever carry; but yet nothing seemed amiss in what she heard. It

was not till after she had parted with her son—not till she felt the

blank impression of his last embrace lingering on her bosom, and

thought of him as an absent being, whom it would be long before she saw

again—that his final words had their full force upon her mind. Those

words, like a sweet tune heard in a crowd with indifference, but which

afterwards in solitude steals into and melts the soul, then revived

upon her mind, and were pondered upon for days afterwards with a deep

and unaccountable sadness of spirit.

It now only remained that he should take leave of his mistress. She

was in the garden when he arrived, and no sooner did she obtain a

glimpse of his person, than she ran gaily and swiftly towards him,

with a face beaming with joy, exclaiming that she had such good news

to tell him as he had not ever heard before. This turned out, upon

inquiry, to be the permission of her father that their nuptials should

take place that day month. The intelligence fell upon Bruce’s heart

like a stab, and it was some moments ere he could collect himself to

make an appropriate answer. Lady Clementina observed his discomposure,

and, with a half-alarmed feeling, asked its cause. He explained it as

occasioned by regret for his necessary absence in Scotland, to which he

was called by some very urgent business, so as to render it necessary

that the commencement of their mutual happiness should be put off for

some time longer. “Thus,” he said, “to be obstructed by an affair of

my own, after all the objections of others had been removed with so

much difficulty, is particularly galling.” The disappointment of the

young lady was more deeply felt than it was strongly expressed. She was

reassured, however, by a fervent and solemn promise from her lover,

that, as soon as possible, he would return to make her his own. After

taking leave of her parents, he clasped her in one last fond embrace,

during which every moment seemed an age of enjoyment, as if all the

felicity of which he was about to be defrauded had been concentrated

and squandered in that brief space. At one moment, he felt the warm

pressure of a being beloved above all earthly objects, and from whom

he had expected a whole life of happiness; at another, he had turned

away towards the emptiness of desolation, and the cold breath of the

grave.

One hour did he give to reflection upon all he left behind—an hour such

as those which sometimes turn men’s hair gray—the next, and all after

it, he devoted to the enterprise upon which he was entering. Crawford,

whom he requested to become his second, readily agreed to accompany him

for that purpose; and they immediately set out for the Netherlands,

leaving a challenge for Sackville in the hands of a friend, along with

directions as to the proposed place of meeting.

The remainder of this lamentable tale may be best told in the words of

Sir George Sackville. That unhappy young man, some months after the

fatal tragedy, wrote an account of it to a friend, for the purpose of

clearing himself from certain aspersions which had been cast upon him.

The language is somewhat quaint, but it gives a more forcible idea than

could otherwise be conveyed of the frenzied feelings of Bruce, under

the wrongs which he had suffered from his antagonist, as well as of the

actual circumstances of the combat.

“——We met at Tergosa, in Zealand, it being the place allotted for

rendezvous; he being accompanied with one Mr Crawford, a Scotch

gentleman, for his second, a surgeon, and a man. There having rendered

himself, I addressed my second, Sir John Heidon, to let him understand

that now all following should be done by consent, as concerning the

terms whereon we should fight, as also the place. To our seconds we

gave power for their appointments, who agreed we should go to Antwerp,

from thence to Bergen-op-Zoom, where in the midway but a village

divides the states’ territories from the archduke’s. And there was

the destined stage, to the end that, having ended, he that could

might presently exempt himself from the justice of the country, by

retiring into the dominion not offended. It was farther concluded,

that, in case any should fall or slip, that then the combat should

cease, and he whose ill-fortune had subjected him, was to acknowledge

his life to have been in the other’s hands. But in case one party’s

sword should break, because that could only chance by hazard, it

was agreed that the other should take no advantage, but either then

be made friends, or else upon even terms go to it again. Thus these

conclusions being each of them related to his party, was by us both

approved, and assented to. Accordingly, we embarked for Antwerp. And

by reason, as I conceive, he could not handsomely, without danger of

discovery, had not paired the sword I sent him to Paris; bringing one

of the same length, but twice as broad; my second excepted against

it, and advised me to match my own, and send him the choice, which I

obeyed; it being, you know, the privilege of the challenged to elect

his weapon. At the delivery of the swords, which was performed by Sir

John Heidon, it pleased the Lord Bruce to choose my own, and then, past

expectation, he told him that a little of my blood would not serve his

turn; and, therefore, he was now resolved to have me alone, because he

knew (for I will use his own words) ‘that so worthy a gentleman, and

my friend, could not endure to stand by and see him do that which he

must, to satisfy himself and his honour.’ Therefore, Sir John Heidon

replied, that such intentions were bloody and butcherly, far unfitting

so noble a personage, who should desire to bleed for reputation, not

for life; withal adding, he thought himself injured, being come thus

far, now to be prohibited from executing those honourable offices he

came for. The lord, for answer, only reiterated his former resolutions;

whereupon Sir John, leaving him the sword he had elected, delivered

me the other, with his determinations. The which, not for matter but

manner, so moved me, as though to my remembrance I had not for a long

while eaten more liberally than at dinner, and therefore unfit for

such an action (seeing the surgeons hold a wound upon the full stomach

more dangerous than otherwise), I requested my second to certify

him I would presently decide the difference, and therefore he should

presently meet me on horseback, only waited on by our surgeons, they

being unarmed. Together we rode, but one before the other some twelve

score paces, for about two English miles; and then passion having so

weak an enemy to assail as my discretion, easily became the victor,

and, using his power, made me obedient to his commands. I being verily

mad with anger that the Lord Bruce should thirst after my life with a

kind of assuredness, seeing I had come so far and needlessly to give

him leave to regain his lost reputation, I bade him alight, which with

willingness he quickly granted, and there in a meadow, ancle deep in

water at the least, bidding farewell to our doublets, in our shirts

began to charge each other; having afore commanded our surgeons to

withdraw themselves a pretty distance from us, conjuring them, besides,

as they respected our favours, or their own safeties, not to stir,

but suffer us to execute our pleasure; we being fully resolved (God

forgive us!) to dispatch each other by what means we could. I made

a thrust at my enemy, but was short, and, in drawing back my arm, I

received a great wound thereon, which I interpreted as a reward for my

short shooting; but in my revenge, I pressed into him, though I then

missed him also, and received a wound in my right pap, which passed

level through my body, and almost to my back. And there we wrestled

for the two greatest and dearest prizes we could ever expect trial

for—honour and life. In which struggling, my hand, having but an

ordinary glove upon it, lost one of her servants, though the meanest.

But at last breathless, yet keeping our hold, there passed on both

sides propositions of quitting each other’s swords. But when amity was

dead, confidence could not live, and who should quit first was the

question, which on neither part either would perform; and restriving

again afresh, with a kick and a wrench I freed my long captive weapon,

which incontinently levying at his throat, being master still of his,

I demanded if he would ask his life, or yield his sword, both which,

though in that imminent danger, he bravely denied to do. Myself being

wounded, and feeling loss of blood, having three conduits running on

me, which began to make me faint, and he courageously persisting not to

accede to either of my propositions, through remembrance of his former

bloody desire, and feeling of my present estate, I struck at his heart,

but, with his avoiding, missed my aim, yet passed through the body, and

drawing out my sword, repassed it again through another place, when he

cried, ‘Oh! I am slain!’ seconding his speech with all the force he

had to cast me. But being too weak, after I had defended his assault,

I easily became master of him, laying him on his back—when being upon

him, I redemanded if he would request his life; but it seemed he prized

it not at so dear a rate to be beholden for it, bravely replying, ‘He

scorned it.’ Which answer of his was so noble and worthy, as I protest

I could not find in my heart to offer him any more violence, only

keeping him down until at length his surgeon afar off cried, ‘He would

immediately die, if his wounds were not stopped.’ Whereupon I asked if

he desired his surgeon should come, which he accepted of; and so, being

drawn away, I never offered to take his sword, accounting it inhuman to

rob a dead man, for so I held him to be. This thus ended, I retired to

my surgeon, in whose arms, after I had remained a while, for want of

blood, I lost my sight, and withal, as I then thought, my life also.

But strong water and his diligence quickly recovered me; when I escaped

a great danger; for my lord’s surgeon, when nobody dreamt of it, came

full at me with his lord’s sword; and had not mine with my sword

interposed himself, I had been slain by those base hands; although my

Lord Bruce, weltering in his blood, and past all expectation of life,

conformable to all his former carriage, which was undoubtedly noble,

cried out, ‘Rascal, hold thy hand!’ So may I prosper, as I have dealt

sincerely with you in this relation.

“Louvain, September 8, 1613.”

Such is the melancholy story of Edward Lord Bruce, a young nobleman,

who, but for a false point of honour, arising from the incorrect

judging of the world, might have lived to make many fellow-creatures

happy, and adorn the annals of his country. The sacred griefs of those

to whom he was most peculiarly endeared, it would be vain to paint. A

mistress who wore mourning, and lived single for his sake all the rest

of her life—a mother, who survived him only to mourn his irreparable

loss—upon such holy sorrow it is not for me to intrude. It may be

only mentioned, that the latter individual, recollecting the last

parting words of her son, caused his heart to be embalmed, and brought

to her in a silver case (the body being buried in the cathedral of

Bergen-op-Zoom), and carried it with her to Culross, where she spent

the remainder of her life in gloomy solitude, with that object always

before her upon her table. After her death, it was deposited in the

family vault already described, where it has ever since remained, the

best monument of its own fatal history.

FOOTNOTES:

[1] Lord Buckhurst.

[2] The Earl of Dorset, a poetical ornament of the court of Charles the

Second.

CULTIVATIONS.

All men are not agriculturists, horticulturists, or arboriculturists;

but yet almost all men are _cultivators_. By this it is meant that men

in general cultivate, or coax, or unduly appreciate and fondle, some

particular feature of their persons, or else, perhaps, some integument

connected with their persons, to such a degree as to be rather

conspicuous, while to every thing else they only give the ordinary

degree of attention. There are many features of human nature which

remain to be detected and described; and this is one—_Cultivations_.

So far as I am aware, no one ever thought of pointing it out to

mankind: the subject of cultivation has hitherto remained totally

_uncultivated_. So it shall be no longer.

Hair, as the only part of the person which actually grows like a

vegetable, is naturally a large subject of cultivation. The Cavaliers

long ago cultivated love-locks, which they kept hanging down in

graceful fashion from their temples. These locks, or curls, are now

changed for tufts or bunches of hair, which the young men cultivate

at the same place, and are ever shaking up and tedding, exactly as

if it were a crop of hay instead of hair. Mark a modern beau as he

walks along the street, and you will observe at one glance that the

principal part of the man—the heart—the sensorium—the cynosure—the

point from which all the rest evolves—the root of the man, in short,

is the tuft under the right rim of his hat. All the rest of him is a

mere pendulum, vibrating from this axis. As he walks along, he hardly

feels that any other part of him is in existence, besides that. But

he feels his tuft most intensely. Thought, feeling, every thing, lies

concentrated in that: head, body, and limbs, are all alike mere members

devolved from it. If you were to cut off the side-bunch of a modern

beau in his sleep, he would, for the time, be utterly ruined. It would

be like the polypus, deprived of every thing but a single leg; and he

would require several months of dormant existence—that is, retirement

from the streets—to let the better part of him grow out again from the

worse, which had remained behind. Let not the demure Puritan, however,

think that the joke lies all against the gay Cavalier or beau. There

may be as much of the sin of cultivation in the stroked and glossy hair

of the Roundhead or _plain man_, as in the love-locks and bunches of

their antipodes in sentiment. I have seen some men, who affected to be

very unaffected, cultivate a peak on the top and centre of their brows

as sedulously, and with as much inward gratulation on account of it,

as ever I saw a dandy cultivate a tuft, or train a side-curl. It must

be understood that there are cultivations of a negative character,

as well as of a positive, and he who is guiltless of cultivation in

his heart is alone guiltless. Next to curls stand whiskers. What

a field of cultivation have we there! The whisker is a bounty of

nature, which man does not like to refuse taking advantage of. The

thing presses upon him—it is _there_; and to put it altogether aside,

except upon the demand of temporary fashion, is scarcely to be thought

of. Some men, however, are more able to resist the demon of whiskers

than others. There are some men so prone to the temptations of this

fiend, that they enlarge and enlarge their field of cultivation, by

small and imperceptible degrees, till at length the whole chin falls

a prey, excepting, perhaps, a small bit about the mouth, just enough

to preserve the cultivator within the pale of the Christian church.

Sometimes the Whisker Fiend makes an insidious advance or sally up

towards the corners of the mouth; and there—in those small creeks or

promontories—does the sin of cultivation invariably flourish more proud

and rampant than any where else. The whisker of the cheek is a broad,

honest, candid, downright cultivation, but that down about the corners

of the mouth is a sly and most impish one—a little pet sin, apt to

beset its cultivator in a far less resistible fashion than any other;

and it may indeed be said, that he who has given himself fairly up to

this crime is almost beyond redemption.

There are some men who cultivate white hands, with long fair nails.

For nothing else do they care very particularly—all is well, if only

their hands be neat. There is even a ridiculous notion that elegant

hands are the most unequivocal test of what is called good birth. I

can say, for my own part, that the finest hands I ever saw belonged

to a woman who kept a butcher’s shop in Musselburgh. So much for the

nonsense about fine hands. Then there is a set of people who cultivate

a ring on a particular finger—evidently regretting, from their manner

of managing it, that the South Sea fashion of wearing such ornaments in

the nose has not ever come into this country. Some men cultivate neat

ebony canes with golden heads, which, they tell you, cost a guinea.

Some cultivate a lisp. A few, who fall under the denomination of

stout gentlemen, rejoice in a respectable swell of the haunch, with

three wrinkles of the coat lying upon it in majestic repose. Some

cultivate a neckcloth—some a shirt-breast—some a jewelled pin, with

a lesser pin at a little distance, which serves to it as a kind of

anchor. There has also of late been a great fashion of cultivating

chains about the waistcoat. Some only show about two inches of a

gold or silver one between the buttons and the pocket; others, less

modest, have themselves almost laced round and round with this kind of

tracery. There is also to be detected, occasionally, a small patch of

cultivation in the shape of a curious watch-key or seal, which depends

from part of the chain, and is evidently a great pet. A not uncommon

subject of cultivation is a gold watch.

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