THE NOTICE BOARD.

The four o'clock bell was sounding up the staircase and down the

passages of Saint Dominic's school. It was a minute behind its time,

and had old Roach, the school janitor, guessed at half the abuse

privately aimed at his devoted head for this piece of negligence, he

might have pulled the rope with a good deal more vivacity than he at

present displayed.

At the signal there was a general shuffling of feet and uproar of

voices--twelve doors swung open almost simultaneously, and next moment

five hundred boys poured out, flooding the staircases and passages,

shouting, scuffling, and laughing, and throwing off by one easy effort

the restraint and gravity of the last six hours.

The usual rush and scramble ensued. Some boys, taking off their coats

and tucking up their sleeves as they ran, made headlong for the

playground. Some, with books under their arms, scuttled off to their

studies. The heroes of the Sixth stalked majestically to their

quarters. The day boarders hurried away to catch the train at Maltby.

A few slunk sulkily to answer to their names in the detention-room, and

others, with the air of men to whom time is no object and exertion no

temptation, lounged about in the corridors with hands in pockets,

regarding listlessly the general stampede of their fellows, and

apparently not knowing exactly what to do with themselves.

Among these last happened to be Bullinger of the Fifth and his

particular friend Ricketts, who, neither of them having any more

tempting occupation, were comfortably leaning up against the door of the

Fourth junior class-room, thereby making prisoners of some twenty or

thirty youngsters, whose infuriated yells and howls from within appeared

to afford the two gentlemen a certain languid satisfaction.

"Open the door! do you hear?" shrieked one little treble voice.

"All right!" piped another. "I know who you are, you cads. See if I

don't tell Dr Senior!"

"Oh, please, I say, I shall lose my train!" whimpered a third.

"Wait till I get out; see if I don't kick your shins!" howled a fourth.

It was no use. In vain these bantams stormed and raved, and entreated

and blubbered. The handle would not turn, and the door would not yield.

Mr Bullinger and his friend vouchsafed no reply, either to their

threats or their supplications, and how long the blockade might have

lasted it is impossible to say, had not a fresh dissension called the

beleaguerers away. A cluster of boys at a corner of the big corridor

near the main entrance attracted their curiosity, and suggested a

possibility of even more entertainment than the goading into fury of a

parcel of little boys, so, taking advantage of a moment when the

besieged had combined, shoulder to shoulder, to make one magnificent and

desperate onslaught on to the obdurate door, they quietly "raised the

siege," and quitting their hold, left the phalanx of small heroes to

topple head over heels and one over another on to the stone floor of the

passage, while they sauntered off arm-in-arm to the scene of the new

excitement.

The object which had attracted the knot of boys whom they now joined was

the School Notice Board, on which, from time to time, were posted

notices of general and particular interest to the school. On this

particular afternoon (the first Friday of the Summer term) it was, as

usual, crowded with announcements, each interesting in its way.

The first was in the handwriting of Dr Senior's secretary, and ran as

follows:--

"A Nightingale Scholarship, value 50 pounds a year for three years, will

fall vacant at Michaelmas. Boys under seventeen are eligible.

Particulars and subject of examination can be had any evening next week

in the secretary's room."

"Fifty-pounds a year _for_ three years!" exclaimed a small boy, with a

half whistle. "I wouldn't mind getting that!"

"Well, why don't you, you avaricious young Jew? You're under seventeen,

I suppose?" retorted the amiable Mr Bullinger, thereby raising a laugh

at the expense of this little boy of eleven, who retired from the scene

extinguished.

The next notice was in the classical handwriting of the secretary of the

Sixth Form Literary Society, and ran as follows:--

"This Society will meet on Tuesday. Subject for debate, `That the

present age is degenerate,' moved by A.E. Callander, opposed by T.

Winter. Boys from the Senior Fifth are invited as auditors."

This notice, even with the patronising postscript, would have passed

without comment, as Sixth Form notices usually did, had not some

audacious hand ventured to alter a word and make the subject of debate,

instead of "That the present age is degenerate," read "That the present

Sixth is degenerate." Who the perpetrator of this outrage might be was

a mystery, but the alteration was quite enough to render the notice very

amusing to many of the readers, especially the Fifth Form boys, and very

terrible to others, especially the small boys, who looked nervous and

guilty, and did not dare by the slightest sign to join in the mirth of

their irreverent seniors. Most of the assembly agreed that "there would

be a row about it," with which assurance they passed on to the next

notice.

"Wanted, a Smart Fag. No Tadpoles or Guinea-pigs need apply. Horace

Wraysford, Fifth Form."

"Bravo, Horatius!" said Ricketts. "A lucky young cub it will be that he

takes on," added he, turning to a group of the small boys near. "He'll

do your sums and look over your exercises for you like one o'clock.

Ugh! though, I suppose every man Jack of you is a Tadpole or a Pig?"

Tadpoles and Guinea-pigs, I should say, were the names given to two

combinations or clubs in the clannish Junior School, the mysteries of

which were known only to their members, but which were not regarded with

favour by the older boys.

As no one answered this charge, Ricketts indulged in a few general

threats, and a few not very complimentary comments on the clubs in

question, and then returned to the notice board, which contained two

more announcements.

"Cricket Notices. To-morrow will be a final big practice, when the

elevens for the `A to M _versus_ N to Z' match on the 25th will be

chosen. `Sixth _versus_ School' will be played on the 1st proxo. The

School Eleven will be selected from among players in the two above

matches."

"A private meeting of the Fifth will be held this afternoon at 4.30 to

discuss an important matter."

"Hullo!" said Bullinger, looking up at the clock, "it's half-past now!

Come along, Rick."

And the two demagogues disappeared arm-in-arm down the passage, followed

by the admiring glances of the juniors, who spent the next half-hour in

wondering what could be the important matter under consideration at the

private meeting of the Fifth. The universal conclusion was that it had

reference to the suppression of the Tadpoles and Guinea-pigs--a

proceeding the very suggestion of which made those small animals tremble

with mingled rage and fear, and sent them off wriggling to their own

quarters, there to deliberate on the means of defence necessary to

protect themselves from the common enemy.

The meeting in the Fifth, however, was to consider a far more important

subject than the rebellious clubs of the Junior School.

The reader will doubtless have inferred, from what has already been

said, that the young gentlemen of the Fifth Form at Saint Dominic's

entertained, among other emotions, a sentiment something like jealousy

of their seniors and superiors in the sixth. Perhaps Saint Dominic's is

not the only school in which such a feeling has existed; but, at any

rate during the particular period to which I am referring, it was pretty

strong there. Not that the two Forms were at war, or that there was any

fear of actual hostilities. It was not so bad as all that. But the

Fifth were too near the heroes of the top Form to consent to submit to

their authority. They would be Sixth men themselves soon, and then of

course they would expect the whole school to reverence them. But till

that time they resented the idea of bowing before these future comrades;

and not only that, they took every opportunity of asserting their

authority among the juniors, and claiming the allegiance for themselves

they refused to render to others. And they succeeded in this very well,

for they took pains to make themselves popular in the school, and to

appear as the champions quite as much as the bullies of the small fry.

The consequence was that while Tadpoles and Guinea-pigs quaked and

blushed in the presence of the majestic Sixth, they quaked and smirked

in the presence of the Fifth, and took their thrashings meekly, in the

hope of getting a Latin exercise looked over or a minor tyrant punished

later on.

Just at the present time, too, the Fifth was made up of a set of fellows

well able to maintain the peculiar traditions of their fellowship. They

numbered one or two of the cleverest boys (for their age) in Saint

Dominic's; and, more important still in the estimation of many, they

numbered not a few of the best cricketers, boxers, football-players, and

runners in the school. With these advantages their popularity as a body

was very great--and it is only due to them to say that they bore their

honours magnanimously, and distributed their kicks and favours with the

strictest impartiality.

Such was the company which assembled on this afternoon in their own

class-room, with closed doors, to deliberate on "private and important

business." About twenty boys were present, and the reader must let me

introduce a few of them, before his curiosity as to the occasion of

their assembling themselves together can be satisfied.

That handsome, jovial-looking boy of sixteen who is sitting there

astride of a chair, in the middle of the floor, biting the end of a

quill pen, is the redoubtable Horace Wraysford, the gentleman, it will

be remembered, who is in want of a fag. Wraysford is one of the best

"all-round men" in the Fifth, or indeed in the school. He is certain to

be in the School Eleven against the County, certain to win the mile race

and the "hurdles" at the Athletic Sports, and is not at all unlikely to

carry off the Nightingale Scholarship next autumn, even though one of

the Sixth is in for it too. Indeed, it is said he would be quite

certain of this honour, were it not that his friend and rival Oliver

Greenfield, who is standing there against the wall, with his head

resting on a map of Greece, is also in for it. Greenfield does not

strike one as nearly so brilliant a fellow as his friend. He is quieter

and more lazy, and more solemn. Some say he has a temper, and others

that he is selfish; and generally he is not the most popular boy in

Saint Dominic's. Wraysford, however, sticks to him through thick and

thin, and declares that, so far from being ill-tempered and selfish, he

is one of the best fellows in the school, and one of the cleverest. And

Mr Wraysford is prepared to maintain his allegation at the point of

the--knuckle! That hulking, ugly youth is Braddy, the bully, the terror

of the Guinea-pigs, and the laughing-stock of his own class-mates. The

boy who is fastening a chalk duster on to the collar of Braddy's coat is

Tom Senior, the Doctor's eldest son, who, one would have imagined, might

have learned better manners. Last, not least (for we need not

re-introduce Messrs. Ricketts or Bullinger, or go out of our way to

present Simon, the donkey of the Form, to the reader), is Master Anthony

Pembury, the boy now mounting up onto a chair with the aid of two

friends. Anthony is lame, and one of the most dreaded boys in Saint

Dominic's. His father is editor of the _Great Britain_, and the son

seems to have inherited his talent for saying sharp things. Woe betide

the Dominican who raises Tony's dander! He cannot box, he cannot

pursue; but he can _talk_, and he can ridicule, as his victims all the

school over know.

He it is who has, of his own sweet will, summoned together the present

meeting, and the business he is now about to explain.

"The fact is, you fellows," he begins, "I wanted to ask your opinion

about a little idea of my own. You know the _Sixth Form Magazine_?"

"Rather," says Ricketts; "awful rubbish too! Papers a mile long in it

about Greek roots; and poetry about the death of Seneca, and all that

sort of thing."

"That's just it," continued Pembury; "it's rubbish, and unreadable; and

though they condescend to let us see it, I don't suppose two fellows in

the Form ever wade through it."

"I know _I don't_, for one," says Wraysford, laughing; "I _did_ make a

start at that ode on the birth of Senior junior in the last, which began

with--

"`Hark, 'tis the wail of an infant that wakes the still echoes of

lofty Olympus,'

"but I got no farther."

"Yes," says Tom Senior, "Wren wrote that. I felt it my duty to

challenge him for insulting the family, you know. But he said it was

meant as a compliment, and that the Doctor was greatly pleased with it."

"Well," resumed Pembury, laughing, "they won't allow any of us to

contribute. I suggested it to the editor, and he said (you know his

stuck-up way), `They saw no reason for opening their columns to any but

Sixth Form fellows.' So what I propose is, that we get up a paper of

our own!"

"Upon my word, it's a splendid idea!" exclaimed Wraysford, jumping up in

raptures. And every one else applauded Pembury's proposition.

"We've as good a right, you know," he continued, "as they have, and

ought to be able to turn out quite as respectable a paper."

"Rather," says Ricketts, "if you'll only get the fellows to write."

"Oh, I'll manage that," said Anthony.

"Of course you'll have to be editor, Tony," says Bullinger.

"If you like," says the bashful Tony, who had no notion of _not_ being

editor.

"Well, I call that a splendid idea," says Braddy. "Won't they be in a

fury? (Look here, Senior, I wish you wouldn't stick your pins into my

neck, do you hear?)"

"What shall we call it?" some one asks.

"Ah, yes," says Pembury, "we ought to give it a good name."

"Call it the _Senior Wrangler_," suggested Ricketts.

"Sounds too like a family concern," cried Tom Senior.

"Suppose we call it the _Fifth Form War Whoop_," proposed Wraysford,

amid much laughter.

"Or the _Anti-Sixth_," says Braddy, who always professes an implacable

enmity towards the Sixth when none of them are near to hear him.

"Not at all," says Greenfield, speaking now for the first time. "What's

the use of making fools of ourselves? Call it the _Dominican_, and let

it be a paper for the whole school."

"Greenfield is right," adds Pembury. "If we can make it a regular

school paper it will be a far better slap at the Sixth than if we did

nothing but pitch into them. Look here, you fellows, leave it to me to

get out the first number. We'll astonish the lives out of them--you

see!"

Every one is far too confident of Tony's capacity to raise an objection

to this proposal; and after a good deal more talk, in which the idea of

the _Dominican_ excites quite an enthusiasm among these amiable young

gentlemen, the meeting breaks up.

That evening, as the fellows passed down the corridor to prayers, a new

notice appeared on the board:

"The first number of the _Dominican_ will appear on the 24th inst."

"What does it mean?" asked Raleigh of the Sixth, the school captain, of

his companion, as they stopped to examine this mysterious announcement;

"there's no name to it."

"I suppose it's another prank of the Fifth. By the way, do you see how

one of them has altered this debating society notice?"

"Upon my word," said Raleigh reading it, and smiling in spite of

himself, "they are getting far too impudent. I must send a monitor to

complain of this."

And so the two grandees walked on.

Later in the evening Greenfield and Wraysford sat together in the study

of the former.

"Well, I see the Nightingale is vacant at last. Of course you are going

in, old man?" said Wraysford.

"Yes, I suppose so; and you?" asked the other.

"Oh, yes. I'll have a shot, and do my best."

"I don't mean to let you have it, though," said Greenfield, "for the

money would be valuable to me if I ever go up to Oxford."

"Just the reason I want to get it," said Wraysford, laughing. "By the

way, when is your young brother coming?"

"This week, I expect."

"I wonder if he'll fag for me?" asked Wraysford, mindful of his

destitute condition.

Greenfield laughed. "You'd better ask the captain about that. I can't

answer for him. But I must be off now. Good-night."

And an hour after that Saint Dominic's was as still and silent as,

during the day, it had been bustling and noisy.

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