CHAPTER XX.

THE WAR WITH CANADA.

October 13, General Van Rensselaer crossed the Niagara River and

attacked the British at Queenstown Heights. The latter retreated, and

General Brock was killed. General Van Rensselaer went back after the

rest of his troops, but they refused to cross, on the ground that the

general had no right to take them out of the United States, and thus the

troops left in charge at the Heights were compelled to surrender.

These troops who refused to go over and accept a victory already won for

them, because they didn't want to cross the Canadian line, would not

have shied so at the boundary if they had been boodlers, very likely, in

later years.

August 19 occurred the naval fight between the Constitution and

Guerriere, off the Massachusetts coast. The Constitution, called "Old

Ironsides," was commanded by Captain Isaac Hull. The Guerriere was first

to attack, but got no reply until both vessels were very close together,

when into her starboard Captain Hull poured such a load of hardware

that the Guerriere was soon down by the head and lop-sided on the off

side. She surrendered, but was of no value, being so full of holes that

she would not hold a cargo of railroad-trestles.

[Illustration: IF THEY HAD BEEN BOODLERS.]

The economy used by the early American warriors by land and sea

regarding their ammunition, holding their fire until the enemy was at

arm's length, was the cause of more than one victory. They were obliged,

indeed, to make every bullet count in the days when even lead was not

produced here, and powder was imported.

October 13, the naval fight between the Frolic and Wasp took place, off

the North Carolina coast. The Frolic was an English brig, and she wound

up as most frolics do, with a severe pain and a five-dollar fine. After

the Wasp had called and left her R. S. V. P. cards, the decks of the

Frolic were a sight to behold. There were not enough able-bodied men to

surrender the ship. She was captured by the boarding-crew, but there was

not a man left of her own crew to haul down the colors.

Other victories followed on the sea, and American privateers had more

fun than anybody.

Madison was re-elected, thus showing that his style of administration

suited one and all, and the war was prosecuted at a great rate. It

became a sort of fight with Canada, the latter being supported by

English arms by land and sea. Of course the Americans would have

preferred to fight England direct, and many were in favor of attacking

London: but when the commanding officer asked those of the army who had

the means to go abroad to please raise their right hands, it was found

that the trip must be abandoned. Those who had the means to go did not

have suitable clothes for making a respectable appearance, and so it was

given up.

Three divisions were made of the army, all having an attack on Canada as

the object in view,--viz., the army of the Centre, the army of the

North, and the army of the West. The armies of the Centre and North did

not do much, aside from the trifling victory at York, and President

Madison said afterwards in a letter to the writer's family that the two

armies did not accomplish enough to pay the duty on them. The army of

the West managed to stand off the British, though the latter still held

Michigan and threatened Ohio.

[Illustration: BUILDING THE FLEET, MEANTIME BOARDING HIMSELF.]

September 10, Perry's victory on Lake Erie occurred, and was well

received. Perry was twenty-seven years old, and was given command of a

flotilla on Lake Erie, provided he would cut the timber and build it,

meantime boarding himself. The British had long been in possession of

Lake Erie, and when Perry got his scows afloat they issued invitations

for a general display of carnage. They bore down on Perry and killed all

the men on his flag-ship but eight. Then he helped them fire the last

gun, and with the flag they jumped into a boat which they paddled for

the Niagara under a galling fire. This was the first time that a galling

fire had ever been used at sea. Perry passed within pistol-shot of the

British, and in less than a quarter of an hour after he trod the poop of

the Niagara he was able to write to General Harrison, "We have met the

enemy, and they are ours."

Proctor and Tecumseh were at Malden, with English and Indians, preparing

to plunder the frontier and kill some more women and children as soon as

they felt rested up. At the news of Perry's victory, Harrison decided to

go over and stir them up. Arriving at Malden, he found it deserted, and

followed the foe to the river Thames, where he charged with his Kentucky

horsemen right through the British lines and so on down the valley,

where they reformed and started back to charge on their rear, when the

whole outfit surrendered except the Indians. Proctor, however, was

mounted on a tall fox-hunter which ran away with him. He afterwards

wrote back to General Harrison that he made every effort to surrender

personally, but that circumstances prevented. He was greatly pained by

this.

The Americans now charged on the Indians, and Johnson, the commander of

the Blue Grass Dragoons, fired a shot which took Tecumseh just west of

the watch-pocket. He died, he said, tickled to death to know that he

had been shot by an American.

[Illustration: PROCTOR ON A TALL FOX-HUNTER WHICH RAN AWAY WITH HIM.]

Captain Lawrence, of the Hornet, having taken the British brig Peacock,

was given command of the Chesapeake, which he took to Boston to have

repaired. While there, he got a challenge from the Shannon. He put to

sea with half a crew, and a shot in his chest--that is, the arm-chest of

the ship--burst the whole thing open and annoyed every one on board. The

enemy boarded the Chesapeake and captured her, so Captain Lawrence, her

brave commander, breathed his last, after begging his men not to give up

the ship.

However, the victories on the Canadian border settled the war once more

for the time, and cheered the Americans very much.

The Indians in 1813 fell upon Fort Mimms and massacred the entire

garrison, men, women, and children, not because they felt a personal

antipathy towards them, but because they--the red brothers--had sold

their lands too low and their hearts were sad in their bosoms. There is

really no fun in trading with an Indian, for he is devoid of business

instincts, and reciprocity with the red brother has never been a

success.

General Jackson took some troops and attacked the red brother, killing

six hundred of him and capturing the rest of the herd. Jackson did not

want to hear the Indians speak pieces and see them smoke the pipe of

peace, but buried the dead and went home. He had very little of the

romantic complaint which now and then breaks out regarding the Indian,

but knew full well that all the Indians ever born on the face of the

earth could not compensate for the cruel and violent death of one good,

gentle, patient American mother.

Admiral Cockburn now began to pillage the coast of the Southern States

and borrow communion services from the churches of Virginia and the

Carolinas. He also murdered the sick in their beds.

Perhaps a word of apology is due the Indians after all. Possibly they

got their ideas from Cockburn.

The battle of Lundy's Lane had been arranged for July 25, 1814, and so

the Americans crossed Niagara under General Brown to invade Canada.

General Winfield Scott led the advance, and gained a brilliant victory,

July 5, at Chippewa. The second engagement was at Lundy's Lane, within

the sound of the mighty cataract. Old man Lundy, whose lane was used for

the purpose, said that it was one of the bloodiest fights, by a good

many gallons, that he ever attended. The battle was, however, barren of

results, the historian says, though really an American victory from the

stand-point of the tactician and professional gore-spiller.

In September, Sir George Prevost took twelve thousand veteran troops who

had served under Wellington, and started for Plattsburg. The ships of

the British at the same time opened fire on the nine-dollar American

navy, and were almost annihilated. The troops under Prevost started in

to fight, but, learning of the destruction of the British fleet on Lake

Champlain, Prevost fled like a frightened fawn, leaving his sick and

wounded and large stores of lime-juice, porridge, and plum-pudding. The

Americans, who had been living on chopped horse-feed and ginseng-root,

took a week off and gave themselves up to the false joys of lime-juice

and general good feeling.

[Illustration: HIS RAINBOW SMILE.]

Along the coast the British destroyed everything they could lay their

hands on; but perhaps the rudest thing they did was to enter Washington

and burn the Capitol, the Congressional library, and the smoke-house in

which President Madison kept his hams. Even now, when the writer is a

guest of some great English dignitary, and perhaps at table picking the

"merry-thought" of a canvas-back duck, the memory of this thing comes

over him, and, burying his face in the costly napery, he gives himself

up to grief until kind words and a celery-glass-full of turpentine, or

something, bring back his buoyancy and rainbow smile. The hospitality

and generous treatment of our English brother to Americans now is

something beautiful, unaffected, and well worth a voyage across the

qualmy sea to see, but when Cockburn burned down the Capitol and took

the President's sugar-cured hams he did a rude act.

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