CHAPTER XVI.

THE CRITICAL PERIOD.

Ethan Allen and Benedict Arnold on the 10th of May led two small

companies to Ticonderoga, a strong fortress tremendously fortified, and

with its name also across the front door. Ethan Allen, a brave Vermonter

born in Connecticut, entered the sally-port, and was shot at by a guard

whose musket failed to report. Allen entered and demanded the surrender

of the fortress.

"By whose authority?" asked the commandant.

"By the authority of the Great Jehovah and the Continental Congress,"

said Allen, brandishing his naked sword at a great rate.

"Very well," said the officer: "if you put it on those grounds, all

right, if you will excuse the appearance of things. We were just

cleaning up, and everything is by the heels here."

"Never mind," said Allen, who was the soul of politeness. "We put on no

frills at home, and so we are ready to take things as we find them."

The Americans therefore got a large amount of munitions of war, both

here and at Crown Point.

General Washington was now appointed commander-in-chief of all the

troops at the second session of the Continental Congress. On his arrival

at Boston there were only fourteen thousand men. He took command under

the historic elm at Cambridge. He was dressed in a blue broadcloth coat

with flaps and revers of same, trimmed with large beautiful buttons. He

also wore buff small-clothes, with openings at the sides where pockets

are now put in, but at that time given up to space. They were made in

such a way as to prevent the naked eye from discovering at once whether

he was in advance or retreat. He also wore silk stockings and a cocked

hat.

The lines of Dryden starting off "Mark his majestic fabric" were

suggested by his appearance and general style. He always dressed well

and rode a good horse, but at Valley Forge frosted his feet severely,

and could have drawn a pension, "but no," said he, "I can still work at

light employment, like being President, and so I will not ask for a

pension."

Each soldier had less than nine cartridges, but Washington managed to

keep General Gage penned up in Boston, and, as Gage knew very few people

there, it was a dull winter for him.

The boys of Boston had built snow hills on the Common, and used to slide

down them to the ice below, but the British soldiers tore down their

coasting-places and broke up the ice on the pond.

They stood it a long time, rebuilding their playground as often as it

was torn down, until the spirit of American freedom could endure it no

longer. They then organized a committee consisting of eight boys who

were noted for their great philosophical research, and with Charles

Sumner Muzzy, the eloquent savant from Milk Street, as chairman, the

committee started for General Gage's head-quarters, to confer with him

regarding the matter.

[Illustration: INTELLECTUAL TRIUMPH OF THE YOUTH OF BOSTON OVER GENERAL

GAGE.]

In the picture Mr. Muzzy is seen addressing General Gage. The boy in the

centre with the colored glasses is Marco Bozzaris Cobb, who discovered

and first brought into use the idea of putting New Orleans molasses into

Boston brown bread. To the left of Mr. Cobb is Mr. Jehoab Nye, who

afterwards became the Rev. Jehoab Nye and worked with heart and voice

for over eight of the best years of his life against the immorality of

the codfish-ball, before he learned of its true relations towards

society.

Above and between these two stands Whomsoever J. Opper, who wrote "How

to make the Garden Pay" and "What Responsible Person will see that my

Grave is kept green?" In the background we see the tall form of

Wherewithal G. Lumpy, who introduced the Pompadour hair-cut into

Massachusetts and grew up to be a great man with enlarged joints but

restricted ideas.

Charles Sumner Muzzy addressed General Gage at some length, somewhat to

the surprise of Gage, who admitted in a few well-chosen words that the

committee was right, and that if he had his way about it there should be

no more trouble.

Charles was followed by Marco Bozzaris Cobb, who spoke briefly of the

boon of liberty, closing as follows: "We point with pride, sir, to the

love of freedom, which is about the only excitement we have. We love our

country, sir, whether we love anything else much or not. The distant

wanderer of American birth, sir, pines for his country. 'Oh, give me

back,' he goes on to say, 'my own fair land across the bright blue sea,

the land of beauty and of worth, the bright land of the free, where

tyrant foot hath never trod, nor bigot forged a chain. Oh, would that I

were safely back in that bright land again!'"

Mr. Wherewithal G. Lumpy said he had hardly expected to be called upon,

and so had not prepared himself, but this occasion forcibly brought to

his mind the words also of the poet, "Our country stands," said he,

"with outstretched hands appealing to her boys; from them must flow her

weal or woe, her anguish or her joys. A ship she rides on human tides

which rise and sink anon: each giant wave may prove her grave, or bear

her nobly on. The friends of right, with armor bright, a valiant

Christian band, through God her aid may yet be made, a blessing to our

land."

[Illustration: GENERAL GAGE THINKING IT OVER.]

General Gage was completely overcome, and asked for a moment to go apart

and think it over, which he did, returning with an air which reminded

one of "Ten Nights in a Bar-Room."

"You may go, my brave boys; and be assured that if my troops molest you

in the future, or anywhere else, I will overpower them and strew the

Common with their corses.

"Of corse he will," said the hairy boy to the right of Whomsoever J.

Opper, who afterwards became the father of a lad who grew up to be

editor of the Persiflage column of the _Atlantic Monthly_.

Thus the boys of America impressed General Gage with their courage and

patriotism and grew up to be good men.

An expedition to Canada was fitted out the same winter, and an attack

made on Quebec, in which General Montgomery was killed and Benedict

Arnold showed that he was a brave soldier, no matter how the historian

may have hopped on him afterwards.

The Americans should not have tried to take Canada. Canada was, as Henry

Clay once said, a persimmon a trifle too high for the American pole, and

it is the belief of the historian, whose tears have often wet the pages

of this record, that in the future Canada will be what America is now, a

free country with a national debt of her own, a flag of her own, an

executive of her own, and a regular annual crisis of her own, like other

nations.

In 1776 Boston was evacuated. Washington, in order to ascertain whether

Lord Howe had a call to fish, cut bait, or go ashore, began to fortify

Dorchester Heights, March 17, and on the following morning he was not a

little surprised to note the change. As the weather was raw, and he had

been in-doors a good deal during the winter, Lord Howe felt the cold

very keenly. He went to the window and looked at the Americans, but he

would come back chilly and ill-tempered to the fire each time. Finally

he hitched up and went away to Halifax, where he had acquaintances.

[Illustration: LORD HOWE FELT THE COLD VERY KEENLY.]

On June 28 an attack was made by the English on Fort Moultrie. It was

built of palmetto logs, which are said to be the best thing in the world

to shoot into if one wishes to recover the balls and use them again.

Palmetto logs accept and retain balls for many years, and are therefore

good for forts.

When the fleet got close enough to the fort so that the brave

Charlestonians could see the expression on the admiral's face, they

turned loose with everything they had, grape, canister, solid shot,

chain-shot, bar-shot, stove-lids, muffin-irons, newspaper cuts, etc.,

etc., so that the decks were swept of every living thing except the

admiral.

[Illustration: JEFFERSON DICTATING THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE.]

General Clinton by land tried to draw the attention of the rear gunners

of the fort, but he was a poor draughtsman, and so retired, and both the

land and naval forces quit Charleston and went to New York, where board

was not so high.

July 4 was deemed a good time to write a Declaration of Independence and

have it read in the grove.

Richard Henry Lee, of Virginia, moved that "the United Colonies are, and

of right ought to be, free and Independent states." John Adams, of

Massachusetts, seconded the resolution. This was passed July 2, and the

report of the committee appointed to draw up a Declaration of

Independence was adopted July 4.

[Illustration: FAC-SIMILE OF DICTATION.]

The Declaration was dictated by Thomas Jefferson, who wrote the most

melodious English of any American of his time.

Jefferson had a vocabulary next to Noah Webster, with all the dramatic

power of Dan. He composed the piece one evening after his other work. We

give a facsimile of the opening lines.

Philadelphia was a scene of great excitement. The streets were thronged,

and people sat down on the nice clean door-steps with perfect

recklessness, although the steps had just been cleaned with ammonia and

wiped off with a chamois-skin. It was a day long to be remembered, and

one that made George III. wish that he had reconsidered his birth.

In the steeple of the old State-House was a bell which had fortunately

upon it the line "Proclaim liberty throughout all the land unto all the

inhabitants thereof." It was rung by the old man in charge, though he

had lacked faith up to that moment in Congress. He believed that

Congress would not pass the resolution and adopt the Declaration till

after election.

[Illustration: RINGING THE LIBERTY BELL.]

Thus was the era of good feeling inaugurated both North and South. There

was no North then, no South, no East, no West; just one common country,

with Washington acting as father of same. Oh, how nice it must have

been!

Washington was one of the sweetest men in the United States. He gave his

hand in marriage to a widow woman who had two children and a dark red

farm in Virginia.

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