CHAPTER V.

DRAWBACKS OF BEING A COLONIST.

It was at this period in the history of our country that the colonists

found themselves not only banished from all civilization, but compelled

to fight an armed foe whose trade was war and whose music was the dying

wail of a tortured enemy. Unhampered by the exhausting efforts of

industry, the Indian, trained by centuries of war upon adjoining tribes,

felt himself foot-loose and free to shoot the unprotected forefather

from behind the very stump fence his victim had worked so hard to erect.

King Philip, a demonetized sovereign, organized his red troops, and,

carrying no haversacks, knapsacks, or artillery, fell upon the colonists

and killed them, only to reappear at some remote point while the dead

and wounded who fell at the first point were being buried or cared for

by rude physicians.

What an era in the history of a country! Gentlewomen whose homes had

been in the peaceful hamlets of England lived and died in the face of a

cruel foe, yet prepared the cloth and clothing for their families, fed

them, and taught them to look to God in all times of trouble, to be

prayerful in their daily lives, yet vigilant and ready to deal death to

the general enemy. They were the mothers whose sons and grandsons laid

the huge foundations of a great nation and cemented them with their

blood.

[Illustration: PRAYERFUL YET VIGILANT.]

At this time there was a line of battle three hundred miles in length.

On one side the white man went armed to the field or the prayer-meeting,

shooting an Indian on sight as he would a panther; on the other, a foe

whose wife did the chores and hoed the scattering crops while he made

war and extermination his joy by night and his prayer and life-long

purpose by day.

Finally, however, the victory came sluggishly to the brave and

deserving. One thousand Indians were killed at one pop, and their

wigwams were burned. All their furniture and curios were burned in their

wigwams, and some of their valuable dogs were holocausted. King Philip

was shot by a follower as he was looking under the throne for

something, and peace was for the time declared.

[Illustration: AN OVATION IN THE WAY OF EGGS AND CODFISH.]

About 1684 the Colony of Massachusetts, which had dared to open up a

trade with the West Indies, using its own vessels for that purpose, was

hauled over the coals by the mother-country for violation of the

Navigation Act, and an officer sent over to enforce the latter. The

colonists defied him, and when he was speaking to them publicly in a

tone of reprimand, he got an ovation in the way of eggs and codfish,

both of which had been set aside for that purpose when the country was

new, and therefore had an air of antiquity which cannot be successfully

imitated.

As a result, the Colony was made a royal appendage, and Sir Edmund

Andros, a political hack under James II., was made Governor of New

England. He reigned under great difficulties for three years, and then

suddenly found himself in jail. The jail was so arranged that he could

not get out, and so the Puritans now quietly resumed their old form of

government.

This continued also for three years, when Sir William Phipps became

Governor under the crown, with one hundred and twenty pounds per annum

and house-rent.

From this on to the Revolution, Massachusetts, Maine, and Nova Scotia

became a royal province. Nova Scotia is that way yet, and has to go to

Boston for her groceries.

[Illustration: OPENING OF THE WITCH-HUNTING SEASON.]

The year 1692 is noted mostly for the Salem excitement regarding

witchcraft. The children of Rev. Mr. Parris were attacked with some

peculiar disease which would not yield to the soothing blisters and

bleedings administered by the physicians of the old school, and so, not

knowing exactly what to do about it, the doctors concluded that they

were bewitched. Then it was, of course, the duty of the courts and

selectmen to hunt up the witches. This was naturally difficult.

Fifty-five persons were tortured and twenty were hanged for being

witches; which proves that the people of Salem were fully abreast of the

Indians in intelligence, and that their gospel privileges had not given

their charity and Christian love such a boom as they should have done.

One can hardly be found now, even in Salem, who believes in witchcraft;

though the Cape Cod people, it is said, still spit on their bait. The

belief in witchcraft in those days was not confined by any means to the

colonists. Sir Matthew Hale of England, one of the most enlightened

judges of the mother-country, condemned a number of people for the

offence, and is now engaged in doing road-work on the streets of the New

Jerusalem as a punishment for these acts done while on the woolsack.

Blackstone himself, one of the dullest authors ever read by the writer

of these lines, yet a skilled jurist, with a marvellous memory regarding

Justinian, said that, to deny witchcraft was to deny revelation.

"Be you a witch?" asked one of the judges of Massachusetts, according to

the records now on file in the State-House at Boston.

"No, your honor," was the reply.

"Officer," said the court, taking a pinch of snuff, "take her out on

the tennis-grounds and pull out her toe-nails with a pair of hot

pincers, and then see what she says."

It was quite common to examine lady witches in the regular court and

then adjourn to the tennis-court. A great many were ducked by order of

the court and hanged up by the thumbs, in obedience to the customs of

these people who came to America because they were persecuted.

[Illustration: IRISHMAN WHO, WHEN POOR, WAS DOWN ON RICH PEOPLE.]

Human nature is the same even to this day. The writer grew up with an

Irishman who believed that when a man got wealthy enough to keep a

carriage and coachman he ought to be assassinated and all his goods

given to the poor. He now hires a coachman himself, having succeeded in

New York city as a policeman; but the man who comes to assassinate him

will find it almost impossible to obtain an audience with him.

[Illustration: IRISHMAN WHO, WHEN RICH, WAS PROUD AND HAUGHTY.]

If you wish to educate a man to be a successful oppressor, with a genius

for introducing new horrors and novelties in pain, oppress him early in

life and don't give him any reason for doing so. The idea that "God is

love" was not popular in those days. The early settlers were so stern

even with their own children that if the Indian had not given the

forefather something to attract his attention, the boy crop would have

been very light.

Even now the philosopher is led to ask, regarding the boasted freedom of

America, why some measures are not taken to put large fly-screens over

it.

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