MISCELLANEA

I

_THE "HUMOROUS STAGE"_

I am not adventuring on the dangerous paths of dramatic criticism.

When I write of the "humorous stage," I am using the phrase as

Wordsworth used it, to signify a scene where new characters are

suddenly assumed, and the old as suddenly discarded.

Long ago, Matthew Arnold, poking fun at the clamours of Secularism,

asked in mockery, "Why is not Mr. Bradlaugh a Dean?" To-day I read,

in a perfectly serious manifesto forwarded to me by a friendly

correspondant, this searching question: "Why is not the Archbishop

of Canterbury Censor of Plays?" It really is a great conception;

and, if adopted in practice, might facilitate the solution of some

perplexing problems. If any lover of the ancient ways should demur

on the ground of incongruity, I reply that this objection might

hold good in normal times, but that just now the "humorous stage"

of public life so abounds in incongruities that one more or less

would make no perceptible difference. Everyone is playing a part for

which, three years ago, we should have thought him or her totally

unqualified. Old habits, old prepossessions--even in some cases old

principles--are cast aside with a levity which even Wordsworth's

young actor could not have surpassed. We all are saying and doing

things of which we should have thought ourselves incapable; and

even our surprise at ourselves, great as it is, is less than our

surprise at our friends.

To begin at the top. I have long held the present Prime Minister in

high admiration. I can never forget--nor allow others to forget--that

he fought for the cause of Justice and Freedom in South Africa

almost single-handed, and at the risk of his life. An orator, a

patriot, a lover of justice, a hater of privilege, I knew him to

be. I did not see in him the makings of a Dictator directing the

destinies of an Empire at war, and in his spare moments appointing

Successors to the Apostles within the precincts of an Established

Church. Certainly of Mr. Lloyd George, if of no one else, it is

true that

"The little actor cons another part,"

and I heartily wish him success in it. But it is true of everyone,

and true in every corner of the stage. Let me strike into the medley

at random. The anti-feminists, where are they? They have changed

their garb and their "lines" so thoroughly that it is difficult

for even a practised eye to recognize them in their new parts.

Lord Curzon is a member of a Cabinet which established the women's

vote, and such stalwarts as Mr. Asquith and Lord Harcourt welcome

with effusion the enfranchisement of the victorious suffragette.

And what of the Pacificists? Where are they? Some, I know, are

in prison, but, if it had not been for the rapid change of parts

which the war has brought, they would have had a good many more

fellow-captives than they have. The writer of this article was,

from his first entrance into public affairs, a Pacificist to the

backbone. He believed that war was the greatest of preventible

evils, and that no war which had occurred in his lifetime had been

justified by the laws of right and wrong. To-day that Pacificist is

heart and soul with his countrymen in their struggle; and, having

lived to see England engaged in a righteous war, he has changed

his motto from "Rub lightly" to "Mak sicker."

Not less remarkable is the transformation of the liberty-lovers

(among whom also the present writer has always reckoned himself).

Four years ago we were eagerly and rightly on the alert to detect

the slightest attempt by Ministers or bureaucrats or public bodies

to invade our glorious privilege of doing and saying exactly what

we like. To-day the pressure of the war has turned us into the

willing subjects of a despotism. We tumble over each other in our

haste to throwaway the liberties which we used to consider vital

to our being; and some of us have been not merely the victims, but

the active agents, of an administrative system which we believe

to be necessary for the safety of the State.

But is there not a remnant? Have all the lovers of Liberty changed

their garb and conned new parts? Not all. A remnant there is, and

it is to be found in the House of Lords. This is perhaps the most

astonishing feature of the "humorous stage"; and if, among superlatives,

a super-superlative is possible, I reserve that epithet for the fact

that the most vigorous champion of personal freedom in the House

of Lords has been an ecclesiastical lawyer. From Lord Stowell to

Lord Parmoor is indeed a far cry. Who could have dreamt that, even

amid the upheaval of a world, a spokesman of liberty and conscience

would emerge from the iron-bound precincts of the Consistory Court

and the Vicar-General's Office?

Bishops again--not even these most securely placed of all British

officials can escape the tendency to change which pervades the

whole stage of public life. The Bishop of Winchester, whom all

good Progressives used to denounce as a dark conspirator against

the rights of conscience; the Bishop of Oxford, whom we were taught

to regard as a Hildebrand and a Torquemada rolled into one--these

admirable prelates emerge from the safe seclusion of Castle and

Palace to rebuke the persecution of the Conscientious Objector,

even when his objection is "nearly intolerable."

That the Press should have had its share in this general readjustment

of parts was only natural; but even in what is natural there may be

points of special interest. There is a weekly journal of high repute

which has earned a secure place in the regard of serious-minded

people by its lifelong sobriety, moderation, and respect for the

prunes and prisms. When this staid old print, this steady-going

supporter of all established institutions, bursts out in a furious

attack on the man who has to bear the chief responsibility of the

war, I can only rub my eyes in amazement. If a sheep had suddenly

gone mad, and begun to bark and bite, the transformation could

not have been more astonishing.

But I reserve my most striking illustration of the "humorous stage"

for the last. Fifteen years ago it was the fashion to point at Lord

Hugh Cecil as a belated upholder of exploded superstitions; as

an "ecclesiastical layman" (the phrase was meant to be sarcastic)

who lived in a realm of speculative theology, out of touch with

all practical life; as a zealot, a bigot, a would-be persecutor;

an interesting survival of the Middle Age; a monk who had strayed

into politics. To-day we salute him as the one Member of Parliament

who has had the courage to affirm the supremacy of the moral law,

and to assert the imperious claim which Christianity makes on the

whole of man's being.

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