PRIME MINISTERS AND SOME OTHERS

I

_LORD PALMERSTON_

I remember ten Prime Ministers, and I know an eleventh. Some have

passed beyond earshot of our criticism; but some remain, pale and

ineffectual ghosts of former greatness, yet still touched by that

human infirmity which prefers praise to blame. It will behove me

to walk warily when I reach the present day; but, in dealing with

figures which are already historical, one's judgments may be

comparatively untrammelled.

I trace my paternal ancestry direct to a Russell who entered the

House of Commons at the General Election of 1441, and since 1538

some of us have always sat in one or other of the two Houses of

Parliament; so I may be fairly said to have the Parliamentary tradition

in my blood. But I cannot profess to have taken any intelligent

interest in political persons or doings before I was six years

old; my retrospect, therefore, shall begin with Lord Palmerston,

whom I can recall in his last Administration, 1859-1865.

I must confess that I chiefly remember his outward characteristics--his

large, dyed, carefully brushed whiskers; his broad-shouldered figure,

which always seemed struggling to be upright; his huge and rather

distorted feet--"each foot, to describe it mathematically, was a

four-sided irregular figure"--his strong and comfortable seat on

the old white hack which carried him daily to the House of Commons.

Lord Granville described him to a nicety: "I saw him the other

night looking very well, but old, and wearing a green shade, which

he afterwards concealed. He looked like a retired old croupier

from Baden."

Having frequented the Gallery of the House of Commons, or the more

privileged seats "under the Gallery," from my days of knickerbockers,

I often heard Palmerston speak. I remember his abrupt, jerky, rather

"bow-wow"-like style, full of "hums" and "hahs"; and the sort of

good-tempered but unyielding banter with which he fobbed off an

inconvenient enquiry, or repressed the simple-minded ardour of

a Radical supporter.

Of course, a boy's attention was attracted rather by appearance and

manner than by the substance of a speech; so, for a frank estimate

of Palmerston's policy at the period which I am discussing, I turn

to Bishop Wilberforce (whom he had just refused to make Archbishop

of York).

"That wretched Pam seems to me to get worse and worse. There is

not a particle of veracity or noble feeling that I have ever been

able to trace in him. He manages the House of Commons by debauching

it, making all parties laugh at one another; the Tories at the

Liberals, by his defeating all Liberal measures; the Liberals at

the Tories, by their consciousness of getting everything that is to

be got in Church and State; and all at one another, by substituting

low ribaldry for argument, bad jokes for principle, and an openly

avowed, vainglorious, imbecile vanity as a panoply to guard himself

from the attacks of all thoughtful men."

But what I remember even more clearly than Palmers ton is appearance

or manner--perhaps because it did not end with his death--is the

estimation in which he was held by that "Sacred Circle of the

Great-Grandmotherhood" to which I myself belong.

In the first place, it was always asserted, with emphasis and even

with acrimony, that he was not a Whig. Gladstone, who did not much

like Whiggery, though he often used Whigs, laid it down that "to be

a Whig a man must be a born Whig," and I believe that the doctrine

is absolutely sound. But Palmerston was born and bred a Tory, and

from 1807 to 1830 held office in Tory Administrations. The remaining

thirty-five years of his life he spent, for the most part, in Whig

Administrations, but a Whig he was not. The one thing in the world

which he loved supremely was power, and, as long as this was secured,

he did not trouble himself much about the political complexion of

his associates. "Palmerston does not care how much dirt he eats,

so long as it is gilded dirt;" and, if gilded dirt be the right

description of office procured by flexible politics, Palmerston

ate, in his long career, an extraordinary amount of it.

Then, again, I remember that the Whigs thought Palmerston very

vulgar. The newspapers always spoke of him as an aristocrat, but

the Whigs knew better. He had been, in all senses of the word, a

man of fashion; he had won the nickname of "Cupid," and had figured,

far beyond the term of youth, in a raffish kind of smart society

which the Whigs regarded with a mixture of contempt and horror.

His bearing towards the Queen, who abhorred him--not without good

reason--was considered to be lamentably lacking in that ceremonious

respect for the Crown which the Whigs always maintained even when

they were dethroning Kings. Disraeli likened his manner to that

of "a favourite footman on easy terms with his mistress," and one

who was in official relations with him wrote: "He left on my

recollection the impression of a strong character, with an intellect

with a coarse vein in it, verging sometimes on brutality, and of a

mind little exercised on subjects of thought beyond the immediate

interests of public and private life, little cultivated, and drawing

its stores, not from reading but from experience, and long and

varied intercourse with men and women."

Having come rather late in life to the chief place in politics,

Palmerston kept it to the end. He was an indomitable fighter, and

had extraordinary health. At the opening of the Session of 1865 he

gave the customary Full-Dress Dinner, and Mr. Speaker Denison,[*]

who sat beside him, made this curious memorandum of his performance

at table: "He ate two plates of turtle soup; he was then served very

amply to cod and oyster sauce; he then took a _pâté_; afterwards

he was helped to two very greasy-looking entrées; he then despatched

a plate of roast mutton; there then appeared before him the largest,

and to my mind the hardest, slice of ham that ever figured on the

table of a nobleman, yet it disappeared just in time to answer the

enquiry of the butler, 'Snipe or pheasant, my lord?' He instantly

replied, 'Pheasant,' thus completing his ninth dish of meat at

that meal." A few weeks later the Speaker, in conversation with

Palmerston, expressed a hope that he was taking care of his health,

to which the octogenarian Premier replied: "Oh yes--indeed I am. I

very often take a cab at night, and if you have both windows open

it is almost as good as walking home." "Almost as good!" exclaimed

the valetudinarian Speaker. "A through draught and a north-east

wind! And in a hack cab! What a combination for health!"

[Footnote *: Afterwards Lord Ossington.]

Palmerston fought and won his last election in July, 1865, being

then in his eighty-first year, and he died on the 15th of October

next ensuing. On the 19th the Queen wrote as follows to the statesman

who, as Lord John Russell, had been her Prime Minister twenty years

before, and who, as Earl Russell, had been for the last six years

Foreign Secretary in Palmerston's Administration: "The Queen can

turn to no other than Lord Russell, an old and tried friend of

hers, to undertake the arduous duties of Prime Minister and to carry

on the Government."

It is sometimes said of my good friend Sir George Trevelyan that his

most responsible task in life has been to "live up to the position

of being his uncle's nephew." He has made a much better job of his

task than I have made of mine; and yet I have never been indifferent

to the fact that I was related by so close a tie to the author of

the first Reform Bill, and the chief promoter--as regards this

country--of Italian unity and freedom.

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