THE DEVIL’S WAGER.

It was the hour of the night when there be none stirring save

churchyard ghosts—when all doors are closed except the gates of graves,

and all eyes shut but the eyes of wicked men.

When there is no sound on the earth except the ticking of the

grasshopper, or the croaking of obscene frogs in the poole.

And no light except that of the blinking starres, and the wicked and

devilish wills-o’-the-wisp, as they gambol among the marshes, and lead

good men astraye.

When there is nothing moving in heaven except the owle, as he flappeth

along lazily; or the magician, as he rides on his infernal broomsticke,

whistling through the aire like the arrowes of a Yorkshire archere.

It was at this hour (namely, at twelve o’clock of the night,) that two

beings went winging through the black clouds, and holding converse with

each other.

Now the first was Mercurius, the messenger, not of gods (as the

heathens feigned), but of daemons; and the second, with whom he held

company, was the soul of Sir Roger de Rollo, the brave knight. Sir

Roger was Count of Chauchigny, in Champagne; Seigneur of Santerre,

Villacerf and aultre lieux. But the great die as well as the humble;

and nothing remained of brave Rodger now, but his coffin and his

deathless soul.

And Mercurius, in order to keep fast the soul, his companion, had bound

him round the neck with his tail; which, when the soul was stubborn, he

would draw so tight as to strangle him wellnigh, sticking into him the

barbed point thereof; whereat the poor soul, Sir Rollo, would groan and

roar lustily.

Now they two had come together from the gates of purgatorie, being

bound to those regions of fire and flame where poor sinners fry and

roast in saecula saeculorum.

“It is hard,” said the poor Sir Rollo, as they went gliding through the

clouds, “that I should thus be condemned for ever, and all for want of

a single ave.”

“How, Sir Soul?” said the daemon. “You were on earth so wicked, that

not one, or a million of aves, could suffice to keep from hell-flame a

creature like thee; but cheer up and be merry; thou wilt be but a

subject of our lord the Devil, as am I; and, perhaps, thou wilt be

advanced to posts of honor, as am I also:” and to show his authoritie,

he lashed with his tail the ribbes of the wretched Rollo.

“Nevertheless, sinner as I am, one more ave would have saved me; for my

sister, who was Abbess of St. Mary of Chauchigny, did so prevail, by

her prayer and good works, for my lost and wretched soul, that every

day I felt the pains of purgatory decrease; the pitchforks which, on my

first entry, had never ceased to vex and torment my poor carcass, were

now not applied above once a week; the roasting had ceased, the boiling

had discontinued; only a certain warmth was kept up, to remind me of my

situation.”

“A gentle stewe,” said the daemon.

“Yea, truly, I was but in a stew, and all from the effects of the

prayers of my blessed sister. But yesterday, he who watched me in

purgatory told me, that yet another prayer from my sister, and my bonds

should be unloosed, and I, who am now a devil, should have been a

blessed angel.”

“And the other ave?” said the daemon.

“She died, sir—my sister died—death choked her in the middle of the

prayer.” And hereat the wretched spirit began to weepe and whine

piteously; his salt tears falling over his beard, and scalding the tail

of Mercurius the devil.

“It is, in truth, a hard case,” said the daemon; “but I know of no

remedy save patience, and for that you will have an excellent

opportunity in your lodgings below.”

“But I have relations,” said the Earl; “my kinsman Randal, who has

inherited my lands, will he not say a prayer for his uncle?”

“Thou didst hate and oppress him when living.”

“It is true; but an ave is not much; his sister, my niece, Matilda—”

“You shut her in a convent, and hanged her lover.”

“Had I not reason? besides, has she not others?”

“A dozen, without doubt.”

“And my brother, the prior?”

“A liege subject of my lord the Devil: he never opens his mouth, except

to utter an oath, or to swallow a cup of wine.”

“And yet, if but one of these would but say an ave for me, I should be

saved.”

“Aves with them are rarae aves,” replied Mercurius, wagging his tail

right waggishly; “and, what is more, I will lay thee any wager that not

one of these will say a prayer to save thee.”

“I would wager willingly,” responded he of Chauchigny; “but what has a

poor soul like me to stake?”

“Every evening, after the day’s roasting, my lord Satan giveth a cup of

cold water to his servants; I will bet thee thy water for a year, that

none of the three will pray for thee.”

“Done!” said Rollo.

“Done!” said the daemon; “and here, if I mistake not, is thy castle of

Chauchigny.”

Indeed, it was true. The soul, on looking down, perceived the tall

towers, the courts, the stables, and the fair gardens of the castle.

Although it was past midnight, there was a blaze of light in the

banqueting-hall, and a lamp burning in the open window of the Lady

Matilda.

“With whom shall we begin?” said the daemon: “with the baron or the

lady?”

“With the lady, if you will.”

“Be it so; her window is open, let us enter.”

So they descended, and entered silently into Matilda’s chamber.

The young lady’s eyes were fixed so intently on a little clock, that it

was no wonder that she did not perceive the entrance of her two

visitors. Her fair cheek rested on her white arm, and her white arm on

the cushion of a great chair in which she sat, pleasantly supported by

sweet thoughts and swan’s down; a lute was at her side, and a book of

prayers lay under the table (for piety is always modest). Like the

amorous Alexander, she sighed and looked (at the clock)—and sighed for

ten minutes or more, when she softly breathed the word “Edward!”

At this the soul of the Baron was wroth. “The jade is at her old

pranks,” said he to the devil; and then addressing Matilda: “I pray

thee, sweet niece, turn thy thoughts for a moment from that villanous

page, Edward, and give them to thine affectionate uncle.”

When she heard the voice, and saw the awful apparition of her uncle

(for a year’s sojourn in purgatory had not increased the comeliness of

his appearance), she started, screamed, and of course fainted.

But the devil Mercurius soon restored her to herself. “What’s o’clock?”

said she, as soon as she had recovered from her fit: “is he come?”

“Not thy lover, Maude, but thine uncle—that is, his soul. For the love

of heaven, listen to me: I have been frying in purgatory for a year

past, and should have been in heaven but for the want of a single ave.”

“I will say it for thee to-morrow, uncle.”

“To-night, or never.”

“Well, to-night be it:” and she requested the devil Mercurius to give

her the prayer-book from under the table; but he had no sooner touched

the holy book than he dropped it with a shriek and a yell. “It was

hotter,” he said, “than his master Sir Lucifer’s own particular

pitchfork.” And the lady was forced to begin her ave without the aid of

her missal.

At the commencement of her devotions the daemon retired, and carried

with him the anxious soul of poor Sir Roger de Rollo.

The lady knelt down—she sighed deeply; she looked again at the clock,

and began—

“Ave Maria.”

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