"Procter has got a wen." This paragraph must be taken with salt. Poor

Hone, however, had the rules of the King's Bench at the time. Beckey was

the Lambs' servant and tyrant; she had been Hazlitt's. Patmore described

her at some length in his reminiscences of Lamb.

"Chatty-Briant"--Chateaubriand.]

LETTER 420

CHARLES LAMB TO MRS. PERCY BYSSHE SHELLEY

Enfield, July 26th, 1827.

Dear Mrs. Shelley,--At the risk of throwing away some fine thoughts, I

must write to say how pleased we were with your very kind remembering of

us (who have unkindly run away from all our friends) before you go.

Perhaps you are gone, and then my tropes are wasted. If any piece of

better fortune has lighted upon you than you expected, but less than we

wish you, we are rejoiced. We are here trying to like solitude, but have

scarce enough to justify the experiment. We get some, however. The six

days are our Sabbath; the seventh--why, Cockneys will come for a little

fresh air, and so--

But by _your month_, or October at furthest, we hope to see Islington: I

like a giant refreshed with the leaving off of wine, and Mary, pining

for Mr. Moxon's books and Mr. Moxon's society. Then we shall meet.

I am busy with a farce in two acts, the incidents tragi-comic. I can do

the dialogue _commey fo_: but the damned plot--I believe I must omit it

altogether. The scenes come after one another like geese, not

marshalling like cranes or a Hyde Park review. The story is as simple as

G[eorge] D[yer], and the language plain as his spouse. The characters

are three women to one man; which is one more than laid hold on him in

the "Evangely." I think that prophecy squinted towards my drama.

I want some Howard Paine to sketch a skeleton of artfully succeeding

scenes through a whole play, as the courses are arranged in a cookery

book: I to find wit, passion, sentiment, character, and the like

trifles: to lay in the dead colours,--I'd Titianesque 'em up: to mark

the channel in a cheek (smooth or furrowed, yours or mine), and where

tears should course I'd draw the waters down: to say where a joke should

come in or a pun be left out: to bring my _personae_ on and off like a

Beau Nash; and I'd Frankenstein them there: to bring three together on

the stage at once; they are so shy with me, that I can get no more than

two; and there they stand till it is the time, without being the season,

to withdraw them.

I am teaching Emma Latin to qualify her for a superior governess-ship;

which we see no prospect of her getting. 'Tis like feeding a child with

chopped hay from a spoon. Sisyphus--his labours were as nothing to it.

Actives and passives jostle in her nonsense, till a deponent enters,

like Chaos, more to embroil the fray. Her prepositions are suppositions;

her conjunctions copulative have no connection in them; her concords

disagree; her interjections are purely English "Ah!" and "Oh!" with a

yawn and a gape in the same tongue; and she herself is a lazy,

block-headly supine. As I say to her, ass _in praesenti_ rarely makes a

wise man _in futuro_.

But I daresay it was so with you when you began Latin, and a good while

after.

Good-by! Mary's love.

Yours truly, C. LAMB.

[This is the second letter to Mrs. Shelley, _née_ Mary Wollstonecraft

Godwin, the widow of the poet and the author of _Frankenstein_. She had

been living in England since 1823; and in 1826 had issued anonymously

_The Last Man_. That she kept much in touch with the Lambs' affairs we

know by her letters to Leigh Hunt.

Major Butterworth has kindly supplied me with a copy of her letter to

Mary Lamb which called forth Lamb's reply. It runs thus:--

Kentish Town, 22 July, 1827.

My dear Miss Lamb,

You have been long at Enfield--I hardly know yet whether you are

returned--and I quit town so very soon that I have not time to--as I

exceedingly wish--call on you before I go. Nevertheless believe (if such

familiar expression be not unmeet from me) that I love you with all my

heart--gratefully and sincerely--and that when I return I shall seek you

with, I hope, not too much zeal--but it will be with great eagerness.

You will be glad to hear that I have every reason to believe that the

worst of my pecuniary troubles are over--as I am promised a regular tho'

small income from my father-in-law. I mean to be very industrious _on

other accounts_ this summer, so I hope nothing will go very ill with me

or mine.

I am afraid Miss Kelly will think me dreadfully rude for not having

availed myself of her kind invitation. Will you present my compliments

to her, and say that my embarassments, harassings and distance from town

are the guilty causes of my omission--for which with her leave I will

apologize in person on my return to London.

All kind and grateful remembrances to Mr. Lamb, he must not forget me

nor like me one atom less than I delight to flatter myself he does now,

when again I come to seize a dinner perforce at your cottage. Percy is

quite well--and is reading with great extacy (_sic_) the Arabian Nights.

I shall return I suppose some one day in September. God bless you.

Yours affectionately,

MARY W. SHELLEY.

_Commey fo_ is Lamb's _comme il faut_.

"In the 'Evangely.'" If by Evangely he meant Gospel, Lamb was a little

confused here, I think. Probably Isaiah iv. I was in his mind: "and in

that day seven women shall take hold of one man." But he may also have

half remembered Luke xvii. 35.

"I am teaching Emma Latin." Mary Lamb contributed to _Blackwood's

Magazine_ for June, 1829, the following little poem describing Emma

Isola's difficulties in these lessons:--

TO EMMA, LEARNING LATIN, AND DESPONDING

Droop not, dear Emma, dry those falling tears,

And call up smiles into thy pallid face,

Pallid and care-worn with thy arduous race:

In few brief months thou hast done the work of years.

To young beginnings natural are these fears.

A right good scholar shalt thou one day be,

And that no distant one; when even she,

Who now to thee a star far off appears,

That most rare Latinist, the Northern Maid--

The language-loving Sarah[1] of the Lake--

Shall hail thee Sister Linguist. This will make

Thy friends, who now afford thee careful aid,

A recompense most rich for all their pains,

Counting thy acquisitions their best gains.

[Footnote 1: Daughter of S.T. Coleridge, Esq.; an accomplished linguist

in the Greek and Latin tongues, and translatress of a History of the

Abipones.]

A letter to an anonymous correspondent, in the summer of 1827, has an

amusing passage concerning Emma Isola's Latin. Lamb says that they made

Cary laugh by translating "Blast you" into such elegant verbiage as

"Deus afflet tibi." He adds, "How some parsons would have goggled and

what would Hannah More say? I don't like clergymen, but here and there

one. Cary, the Dante Cary, is a model quite as plain as Parson Primrose,

without a shade of silliness."

On July 21, 1827, is a letter to Mr. Dillon, whom I do not identify,

saying that Lamb has been teaching Emma Isola Latin for the past seven

weeks.

"Ass _in praesenti_." This was Boyer's joke, at Christ's Hospital (see

Vol. I. of this edition).

Here should come a letter from Lamb to Edward White, of the India House,

dated August 1, 1827, in which Lamb has some pleasantry about paying

postages, and ends by heartily commending White to mind his ledger, and

keep his eye on Mr. Chambers' balances.]

LETTER 421

CHARLES LAMB TO MRS. BASIL MONTAGU

[Summer, 1827.]

Dear Madam,--I return your List with my name. I should be sorry that any

respect should be going on towards [Clarkson,] and I be left out of the

conspiracy. Otherwise I frankly own that to pillarize a man's good

feelings in his lifetime is not to my taste. Monuments to goodness, even

after death, are equivocal. I turn away from Howard's, I scarce know

why. Goodness blows no trumpet, nor desires to have it blown. We should

be modest for a modest man--as he is for himself. The vanities of

Life--Art, Poetry, Skill military, are subjects for trophies; not the

silent thoughts arising in a good man's mind in lonely places. Was I

C[larkson,] I should never be able to walk or ride near ------ again.

Instead of bread, we are giving him a stone. Instead of the locality

recalling the noblest moment of his existence, it is a place at which

his friends (that is, himself) blow to the world, "What a good man is

he!" I sat down upon a hillock at Forty Hill yesternight--a fine

contemplative evening,--with a thousand good speculations about mankind.

How I yearned with cheap benevolence! I shall go and inquire of the

stone-cutter, that cuts the tombstones here, what a stone with a short

inscription will cost; just to say--"Here C. Lamb loved his brethren of

mankind." Everybody will come there to love. As I can't well put my own

name, I shall put about a subscription:

_s. d_.

Mrs. ---- 5 0

Procter 2 6

G. Dyer 1 0

Mr. Godwin 0 0

Mrs. Godwin 0 0

Mr. Irving a watch-chain.

Mr. ------- the proceeds of ------ first edition.*

___ ___

8 6

I scribble in haste from here, where we shall be some time. Pray request

Mr. M[ontagu] to advance the guinea for me, which shall faithfully be

forthcoming; and pardon me that I don't see the proposal in quite the

light that he may. The kindness of his motives, and his power of

appreciating the noble passage, I thoroughly agree in.

With most kind regards to him, I conclude, Dear Madam,

Yours truly, C. LAMB.

From Mrs. Leishman's, Chase, Enfield.

*A capital book, by the bye, but not over saleable.

[The memorial to Thomas Clarkson stands on a hill above Wade Mill, on

the Buntingford Road, in Hertfordshire.

Forty Hill is close to Enfield.

Edward Irving's watch-chain. The explanation of Lamb's joke is to be

found in Carlyle's _Reminiscences_ (quoted also in Froude's _Life_, Vol.

I., page 326). Irving had put down as his contribution to some

subscription list, at a public meeting, "an actual gold watch, which he

said had just arrived to him from his beloved brother lately dead in

India." This rather theatrical action had evidently amused Lamb as it

had disgusted Carlyle.

The "first edition" of "Mr. -----" was, I suppose, Basil Montagu's work

on Bacon, which Macaulay reviewed.]

LETTER 422

MARY LAMB TO LADY STODDART

[August 9, 1827.]

My dear Lady-Friend,--My brother called at our empty cottage yesterday,

and found the cards of your son and his friend, Mr. Hine, under the

door; which has brought to my mind that I am in danger of losing this

post, as I did the last, being at that time in a confused state of

mind--for at that time we were talking of leaving, and persuading

ourselves that we were intending to leave town and all our friends, and

sit down for ever, solitary and forgotten, here. Here we are; and we

have locked up our house, and left it to take care of itself; but at

present we do not design to extend our rural life beyond Michaelmas.

Your kind letter was most welcome to me, though the good news contained

in it was already known to me. Accept my warmest congratulations, though

they come a little of the latest. In my next I may probably have to hail

you Grandmama; or to felicitate you on the nuptials of pretty Mary, who,

whatever the beaux of Malta may think of her, I can only remember her

round shining face, and her "O William!"--"dear William!" when we

visited her the other day at school. Present my love and best wishes--a

long and happy married life to dear Isabella--I love to call her

Isabella; but in truth, having left your other letter in town, I

recollect no other name she has.

The same love and the same wishes--in futuro--to my friend Mary. Tell

her that her "dear William" grows taller, and improves in manly looks

and manlike behaviour every time I see him. What is Henry about? and

what should one wish for him? If he be in search of a wife, I will send

him out Emma Isola.

You remember Emma, that you were so kind as to invite to your ball? She

is now with us; and I am moving heaven and earth, that is to say, I am

pressing the matter upon all the very few friends I have that are likely

to assist me in such a case, to get her into a family as a governess;

and Charles and I do little else here than teach her something or other

all day long.

We are striving to put enough Latin into her to enable her to begin to

teach it to young learners. So much for Emma --for you are so fearfully

far away, that I fear it is useless to implore your patronage for her.

I have not heard from Mrs. Hazlitt a long time. I believe she is still

with Hazlitt's mother in Devonshire.

I expect a pacquet of manuscript from you: you promised me the office of

negotiating with booksellers, and so forth, for your next work. Is it in

good forwardness? or do you grow rich and indolent now? It is not

surprising that your Maltese story should find its way into Malta; but I

was highly pleased with the idea of your pleasant surprise at the sight

of it. I took a large sheet of paper, in order to leave Charles room to

add something more worth reading than my poor mite.

May we all meet again once more!

M. LAMB.

LETTER 423

CHARLES LAMB TO SIR JOHN STODDART

(_Same letter: Lamb's share_)

Dear Knight--Old Acquaintance--'Tis with a violence to the _pure

imagination_ (_vide_ the "Excursion" _passim_) that I can bring myself

to believe I am writing to Dr. Stoddart once again, at Malta. But the

deductions of severe reason warrant the proceeding. I write from

Enfield, where we are seriously weighing the advantages of dulness over

the over-excitement of too much company, but have not yet come to a

conclusion. What is the news? for we see no paper here; perhaps you can

send us an old one from Malta. Only, I heard a butcher in the

market-place whisper something about a change of ministry. I don't know

who's in or out, or care, only as it might affect _you_. For domestic

doings, I have only to tell, with extreme regret, that poor Elisa

Fenwick (that was)--Mrs. Rutherford--is dead; and that we have received

a most heart-broken letter from her mother--left with four

grandchildren, orphans of a living scoundrel lurking about the pothouses

of Little Russell Street, London: they and she--God help 'em!--at New

York. I have just received Godwin's third volume of the _Republic_,

which only reaches to the commencement of the Protectorate. I think he

means to spin it out to his life's thread. Have you seen Fearn's

_Anti-Tooke_? I am no judge of such things--you are; but I think it very

clever indeed. If I knew your bookseller, I'd order it for you at a

venture: 'tis two octavos, Longman and Co. Or do you read now? Tell it

not in the Admiralty Court, but my head aches _hesterno vino_. I can

scarce pump up words, much less ideas, congruous to be sent so far. But

your son must have this by to-night's post.[_Here came a passage

relating to an escapade of young Stoddart, then at the Charterhouse,

which, probably through Lamb's intervention, was treated leniently. Lamb

helped him--with his imposition-- Gray's "Elegy" into Greek elegiacs_.]

Manning is gone to Rome, Naples, etc., probably to touch at Sicily,

Malta, Guernsey, etc.; but I don't know the map. Hazlitt is resident at

Paris, whence he pours his lampoons in safety at his friends in England.

He has his boy with him. I am teaching Emma Latin. By the time you can

answer this, she will be qualified to instruct young ladies: she is a

capital English reader: and S.T.C. acknowledges that a part of a passage

in Milton she read better than he, and part he read best, her part being

the shorter. But, seriously, if Lady St------ (oblivious pen, that was

about to write _Mrs._!) could hear of such a young person wanted (she

smatters of French, some Italian, music of course), we'd send our loves

by her. My congratulations and assurances of old esteem. C.L.

[Stoddart had been appointed in 1826 Chief-Justice and Justice of the

Vice-Admiralty Court in Malta and had been knighted in the same year.

His daughter Isabella had just married. Lady Stoddart's literary efforts

did not, I think, reach print.

"The deductions of severe reason." See the quotation from Cottle in the

letter to Manning of November, 1802.

"A change of ministry." On Liverpool's resignation early in 1827 Canning

had been called in to form a new Ministry, which he effected by an

alliance with the Whigs.

"Godwin's _Republic_"--_History of the Commonwealth of England_, in

four volumes, 1824-1828.

"Fearn's _Anti-Tooke_"--_Anti-Tooke; or, An Analysis of the Principles

and Structure of Language Exemplified in the English Tongue_, 1824.

Here should come a note from Lamb to Hone, dated August 10, 1827, in

which Lamb expresses regret for Matilda Hone's illness.]

LETTER 424

CHARLES LAMB TO BERNARD BARTON

[P.M. 10 August, 1827.]

Dear B.B.--I have not been able to: answer you, for we have had, and

are having (I just snatch a moment), our poor quiet retreat, to which we

fled from society, full of company, some staying with us, and this

moment as I write almost a heavy importation of two old Ladies has come

in. Whither can I take wing from the oppression of human faces? Would I

were in a wilderness of Apes, tossing cocoa nuts about, grinning and

grinned at!

Mitford was hoaxing you surely about my Engraving, 'tis a little

sixpenny thing, too like by half, in which the draughtsman has done his

best to avoid flattery. There have been 2 editions of it, which I think

are all gone, as they have vanish'd from the window where they hung, a

print shop, corner of Great and Little Queen Streets, Lincolns Inn

fields, where any London friend of yours may inquire for it; for I am

(tho' you _won't understand_ it) at Enfield (Mrs. Leishman's, Chase). We

have been here near 3 months, and shall stay 2 or more, if people will

let us alone, but they persecute us from village to village. So don't

direct to _Islington_ again, till further notice.

I am trying my hand at a Drama, in 2 acts, founded on Crabbe's

"Confidant," mutatis mutandis.

You like the Odyssey. Did you ever read my "Adventures of Ulysses,"

founded on Chapman's old translation of it? for children or _men_. Ch.

is divine, and my abridgment has not quite emptied him of his divinity.

When you come to town I'll show it you.

You have well described your old fashioned Grand-paternall Hall. Is it

not odd that every one's earliest recollections are of some such place.

I had my Blakesware (Blakesmoor in the "London"). Nothing fills a childs

mind like a large old Mansion [_one or two words wafered over_]; better

if un-or-partially-occupied; peopled with the spirits of deceased

members of [for] the County and Justices of the Quorum. Would I were

buried in the peopled solitude of one, with my feelings at 7 years old.

Those marble busts of the Emperors, they seem'd as if they were to stand

for ever, as they had stood from the living days of Rome, in that old

Marble Hall, and I to partake of their permanency; Eternity was, while I

thought not of Time. But he thought of me, and they are toppled down,

and corn covers the spot of the noble old Dwelling and its princely

gardens. I feel like a grasshopper that chirping about the grounds

escaped his scythe only by my littleness. Ev'n now he is whetting one of

his smallest razors to clean wipe me out, perhaps. Well!

["My Engraving"--Brook Pulham's caricature.

"You have well described your ... Grand-paternall Hall." Barton wrote

the following account of this house, the home of his step-grandfather at

Tottenham; but I do not know whether it is the same that Lamb saw:--

My most delightful recollections of boyhood are connected with the

fine old country-house in a green lane diverging from the high road

which runs through Tottenham. I would give seven years of life as it

now is, for a week of that which I then led. It was a large old

house, with an iron palisade and a pair of iron gates in front, and

a huge stone eagle on each pier. Leading up to the steps by which

you went up to the hall door, was a wide gravel walk, bordered in

summer time by huge tubs, in which were orange and lemon trees, and

in the centre of the grass-plot stood a tub yet huger, holding an

enormous aloe, The hall itself, to my fancy then lofty and wide as a

cathedral would seem now, was a famous place for battledore and

shuttlecock; and behind was a garden, equal to that of old Alcinous

himself. My favourite walk was one of turf by a long straight pond,

bordered with lime-trees. But the whole demesne was the fairy ground

of my childhood; and its presiding genius was grandpapa. He must

have been a very handsome man in his youth, for I remember him at

nearly eighty, a very fine-looking one, even in the decay of mind

and body. In the morning a velvet cap; by dinner, a flaxen wig; his

features always expressive of benignity and placid cheerfulness.

When he walked out into the garden, his cocked hat and amber-headed

cane completed his costume. To the recollection of this delightful

personage, I am, I think, indebted for many soothing and pleasing

associations, with old age.

"Those marble busts of the Emperors." See the _Elia_ essay "Blakesmoor

in H----shire," in Vol. II, of this edition.]

LETTER 425

CHARLES LAMB TO BERNARD BARTON

28th of Aug., 1827.

I have left a place for a wafer, but can't find it again.

Dear B.B.--I am thankful to you for your ready compliance with my

wishes. Emma is delighted with your verses, to which I have appended

this notice "The 6th line refers to the child of a dear friend of the

author's, named Emma," without which it must be obscure; and have sent

it with four Album poems of my own (your daughter's with _your_ heading,

requesting it a place next mine) to a Mr. Fraser, who is to be editor of

a more superb Pocket book than has yet appeared by far! the property of

some wealthy booksellers, but whom, or what its name, I forgot to ask.

It is actually to have in it schoolboy exercises by his present Majesty

and the late Duke of York, so Lucy will come to Court; how she will be

stared at! Wordsworth is named as a Contributor. Frazer, whom I have

slightly seen, is Editor of a forth-come or coming Review of foreign

books, and is intimately connected with Lockhart, &c. so I take it that

this is a concern of Murray's. Walter Scott also contributes mainly. I

have stood off a long time from these Annuals, which are ostentatious

trumpery, but could not withstand the request of Jameson, a particular

friend of mine and Coleridge.

I shall hate myself in frippery, strutting along, and vying finery with

Beaux and Belles

with "Future Lord Byrons and sweet L.E.L.'s."--

Your taste I see is less simple than mine, which the difference of our

persuasions has doubtless effected. In fact, of late you have so

frenchify'd your style, larding it with hors de combats, and au

desopoirs, that o' my conscience the Foxian blood is quite dried out of

you, and the skipping Monsieur spirit has been infused. Doth Lucy go to

Balls? I must remodel my lines, which I write for her. I hope A.K. keeps

to her Primitives. If you have any thing you'd like to send further, I

don't know Frazer's address, but I sent mine thro' Mr. Jameson, 19 or 90

Cheyne Street, Totnam Court road. I dare say an honourable place wou'd

be given to them; but I have not heard from Frazer since I sent mine,

nor shall probably again, and therefore I do not solicit it as from him.

Yesterday I sent off my tragi comedy to Mr. Kemble. Wish it luck. I made

it all ('tis blank verse, and I think, of the true old dramatic cut) or

most of it, in the green lanes about Enfield, where I am and mean to

remain, in spite of your peremptory doubts on that head.

Your refusal to lend your poetical sanction to my Icon, and your reasons

to Evans, are most sensible. May be I may hit on a line or two of my own

jocular. May be not.

Do you never Londonize again? I should like to talk over old poetry with

you, of which I have much, and you I think little. Do your Drummonds

allow no holydays? I would willingly come and w[ork] for you a three

weeks or so, to let you loose. Would I could sell or give you some of my

Leisure! Positively, the best thing a man can have to do is nothing, and

next to that perhaps--good works.

I am but poorlyish, and feel myself writing a dull letter; poorlyish

from Company, not generally, for I never was better, nor took more

walks, 14 miles a day on an average, with a sporting dog--Dash--you

would not know the plain Poet, any more than he doth recognize James

Naylor trick'd out au deserpoy (how do you spell it.) En Passant, J'aime

entendre da mon bon hommè sur surveillance de croix, ma pas l'homme

figuratif--do you understand me?

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