MY LORD,

The corporation of weavers in the woollen manufacture, who have so often

attended your Grace, and called upon me with their schemes and proposals,

were with me on Thursday last; when he who spoke for the rest, and in the

name of his absent brethren, said, "It was the opinion of the whole body,

that if somewhat was written at this time, by an able hand, to persuade

the people of this kingdom to wear their own woollen manufactures, it

might be of good use to the nation in general, and preserve many hundreds

of their trade from starving."

To which I answered, "That it was hard for any man of common spirit to

turn his thoughts to such speculations, without discovering a resentment,

which people are too delicate to bear." For I will not deny to your Grace,

that I cannot reflect on the singular condition of this country,

different from all others upon the face of the earth, without some

emotion; and without often examining, as I pass the streets, whether those

animals which come in my way, with two legs and human faces, clad and

erect, be of the same species with what I have seen very like them in

England as to the outward shape, but differing in their notions, natures,

and intellectuals, more than any two kinds of brutes in the forest; which

any man of common prudence would immediately discover, by persuading them

to define what they meant by law, liberty, property, courage, reason,

loyalty, or religion.

One thing, my lord, I am very confident of; that if God Almighty, for our

sins, would most justly send us a pestilence, whoever should dare to

discover his grief in public for such a visitation, would certainly be

censured for disaffection to the government; for I solemnly profess that I

do not know one calamity we have undergone these many years, which any

man, whose opinions were not in fashion, dared to lament, without being

openly charged with that imputation. And this is the harder, because

although a mother, when she has corrected her child, may sometimes force

it to kiss the rod, yet she will never give that power to the footboy or

the scullion.

My lord, there are two things for the people of this kingdom to consider;

first, their present evil condition; and secondly, what can be done in

some degree to remedy it.... I am weary of so many abortive projects for

the advancement of trade; of so many crude proposals, in letters sent me

from unknown hands; of so many contradictory speculations, about raising

or sinking the value of gold and silver. I am not in the least sorry to

hear of the great numbers going to America, although very much for the

causes that drive them from us, since the uncontrolled maxim, "That people

are the riches of a nation," is no maxim here under our circumstances. We

have neither manufactures to employ them about, nor food to support them.

If a private gentleman's income be sunk irretrievably for ever, from a

hundred pounds to fifty, and he has no other method to supply the

deficiency; I desire to know, my lord, whether such a person has any other

course to take, than to sink half his expenses in every article of

economy, to save himself from ruin and a gaol.

Is not this more than doubly the case of Ireland, where the want of money,

the irretrievable ruin of trade, with the other evils above-mentioned, and

many more too well known and felt, and too numerous or invidious to be

related, have been gradually sinking us, for above a dozen years past, to

a degree, that we are at least by two-thirds in a worse condition than was

ever known since the Revolution? Therefore, instead of dreams and projects

for the advancing of trade, we have nothing left but to find out some

expedient, whereby we may reduce our expenses to our incomes.

Yet this procedure, allowed so necessary in all private families, and in

its own nature so easy to put in practice, may meet with strong opposition

by the cowardly slavish indulgence of the men, to the intolerable pride,

arrogance, vanity, and luxury of the women; who, strictly adhering to the

rules of modern education, seem to employ their whole stock of invention

in contriving new arts of profusion, faster than the most parsimonious

husband can afford: and, to compass this work the more effectually, their

universal maxim is, to despise and detest everything of the growth of

their own country, and most to value whatever comes from the very remotest

parts of the globe. And I am convinced that if the virtuosi could once

find out a world in the moon, with a passage to it, our women would wear

nothing but what directly came from thence. The prime cost of wine yearly

imported to Ireland is valued at thirty thousand pounds; and the tea

(including coffee and chocolate) at five times that sum. The laces,

silks, calicoes, and all other unnecessary ornaments for women, including

English cloths and stuffs, added to the former articles, make up (to

compute grossly) about four hundred thousand pounds. Now if we should

allow the thirty thousand pounds, wherein the women have their share, and

which is all we have to comfort us, and deduct seventy thousand pounds

more for over-reaching, there would still remain three hundred thousand

pounds, annually spent, for unwholesome drugs and unnecessary finery;

which prodigious sum would be wholly saved, and many thousands of our

miserable shopkeepers and manufacturers comfortably supported.

Let speculative people bury their brains as they please, there is no other

way to prevent this kingdom from sinking for ever, than by utterly

renouncing all foreign dress and luxury.

It is absolutely so in fact, that every husband of any fortune in the

kingdom, is nourishing a poisonous, devouring serpent in his bosom, with

all the mischief, but with none of its wisdom.

If all the women were clad with the growth of their own country, they

might still vie with each other in the course of foppery; and still have

room left to vie with each other and equally show their wit and judgment,

in deciding upon the variety of Irish stuffs. And if they could be

contented with their native wholesome slops for breakfast, we should hear

no more of the spleen, hysterics, colics, palpitations, and asthmas. They

might still be allowed to ruin each other and their husbands at play,

because the money lost would circulate among ourselves.

My lord, I freely own it a wild imagination, that any words will cure the

sottishness of men, or the vanity of women; but the kingdom is in a fair

way of producing the most effectual remedy, when there will not be money

left for the common course of buying and selling the very necessaries of

life in our markets, unless we absolutely change the whole method of our

proceedings.

The corporation of weavers in woollen and silk, who have so frequently

offered proposals both to your Grace and to me, are the hottest and

coldest generation of men that I have known. About a month ago, they

attended your Grace, when I had the honour to be with you; and designed me

the same favour. They desired you would recommend to your clergy to wear

gowns of Irish stuffs which might probably spread the example among all

their brethren in the kingdom; and perhaps among the lawyers and gentlemen

of the university, and among the citizens of those corporations who appear

in gowns on solemn occasions. I then mentioned a kind of stuff, not above

eightpence a yard, which I heard had been contrived by some of the trade,

and was very convenient. I desired they would prepare some of that, or any

sort of black stuff, on a certain day, when your Grace would appoint as

many clergymen as could readily be found to meet at your palace; and there

give their opinions; and that your Grace's visitation approaching, you

could then have the best opportunity of seeing what could be done in a

matter of such consequence, as they seemed to think, to the woollen

manufacture. But instead of attending, as was expected, they came to me a

fortnight after with a new proposal, that something should be written by

an acceptable and able hand, to promote in general the wearing of home

manufactures; and their civilities would fix that work upon me.

I asked if they had prepared the stuffs, as they had promised, and your

Grace expected; but they had not made the least step in the matter, nor,

as it appears, thought of it more.

I did, some years ago, propose to the masters and principal dealers in the

home-manufactures of silk and wool, that they should meet together; and,

after mature consideration, publish advertisements to the following

purpose:--

"That in order to encourage the wearing of Irish manufactures in silk and

woollen, they gave notice to the nobility and gentry of the kingdom, that

they, the undersigned, would enter into bonds, for themselves and for each

other, to sell the several sorts of stuffs, cloths, and silks, made to the

best perfection they were able, for certain fixed prices; and in such a

manner, that if a child were sent to any of their shops, the buyer might

be secure of the value and goodness and measure of the ware; and, lest

this might be thought to look like a monopoly, any other member of the

trade might be admitted, upon such conditions as should be agreed on. And

if any person whatsoever should complain that he was ill-used, in the

value and goodness of what he bought, the matter should be examined, the

persons injured be fully satisfied by the whole corporation without delay,

and the dishonest seller be struck out of the society, unless it appeared

evidently that the failure proceeded only from mistake."

The mortal danger is, that if these dealers could prevail, by the goodness

and cheapness of their cloths and stuffs, to give a turn to the principal

people of Ireland in favour of their goods; they would relapse into the

knavish practice, peculiar to this kingdom, which is apt to run through

all trades, even so low as a common ale-seller; who, as soon as he gets a

vogue for his liquor, and outsells his neighbours, thinks his credit will

put off the worst he can buy till his customers will come no more. Thus,

I have known at London, in a general mourning, the drapers dye black all

their damaged goods, and sell them at double rates; then complain, and

petition the Court, that they are ready to starve by the continuance of

the mourning.

Therefore, I say, those principal weavers who would enter into such a

compact as I have mentioned, must give sufficient security against all

such practices; for if once the women can persuade their husbands that

foreign goods, besides the finery, will be as cheap, and do more service,

our last state will be worse than the first.

I do not here pretend to digest perfectly the method by which these

principal shopkeepers shall proceed, in such a proposal; but my meaning is

clear enough, and cannot be reasonably objected against.

We have seen what a destructive loss the kingdom received by the

detestable fraud of the merchants, or northern linen weavers, or both;

notwithstanding all the cares of the governor of that board, when we had

an offer of commerce with the Spaniards for our linens to the value, as I

am told, of thirty thousand pounds a year. But, while we deal like

pedlars, we shall practise like pedlars, and sacrifice all honesty to the

present urging advantage.

What I have said may serve as an answer to the desire made me by the

corporation of weavers, that I would offer my notions to the public. As to

anything farther, let them apply themselves to the Parliament in their

next session. Let them prevail on the House of Commons to grant one very

reasonable request; and I shall think there is still some spirit left in

the nation, when I read a vote to this purpose: "Resolved, _nemine

contradicente_, That this House will, for the future, wear no clothes but

such as are made of Irish growth, or of Irish manufacture, nor will permit

their wives or children to wear any other; and that they will, to the

utmost, endeavour to prevail with their friends, relations, dependents,

and tenants, to follow their example." And if, at the same time, they

could banish tea and coffee, and china-ware, out of their families, and

force their wives to chat their scandal over an infusion of sage, or other

wholesome domestic vegetables, we might possibly be able to subsist, and

pay our absentees, pensioners, generals, civil officers, appeals,

colliers, temporary travellers, students, school boys, splenetic visitors

of Bath, Tunbridge, and Epsom, with all other smaller drains, by sending

our crude, unwrought goods to England, and receiving from thence, and all

other countries, nothing but what is fully manufactured, and keep a few

potatoes and oatmeal for our own subsistence.

I have been for a dozen years past wisely prognosticating the present

condition of this kingdom; which any human creature of common sense could

foretell, with as little sagacity as myself. My meaning is, that a

consumptive body must needs die, which has spent all its spirits, and

received no nourishment. Yet I am often tempted to pity, when I hear the

poor farmer and cottager lamenting the hardness of the times, and imputing

them either to one or two ill seasons, which better climates than ours are

more exposed to; or to scarcity of silver, which, to a nation of liberty,

would only be a slight and temporary inconvenience, to be removed at a

month's warning.

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