TO THE NOBILITY AND GENTRY OF THE KINGDOM OF IRELAND.

_August 25th, 1724._

Having already written two letters to the people of my own level and

condition, and having now very pressing occasion for writing a third, I

thought I could not more properly address it than to your lordships and

worships.

The occasion is this. A printed paper was sent to me on the 18th instant,

entitled, "A Report of the Committee of the Lords of his Majesty's Most

Honourable Privy-council in England, relating to Mr. Wood's Halfpence and

Farthings."

There is no mention made where the paper was printed, but I suppose it to

have been in Dublin; and I have been told, that the copy did not come over

in the _Gazette_, but in the _London Journal_, or some other print of no

authority or consequence. And, for anything that legally appears to the

contrary, it may be a contrivance to fright us; or a project of some

printer, who has a mind to make a penny by publishing something upon a

subject which now employs all our thoughts in this kingdom. Mr. Wood, in

publishing this paper, would insinuate to the world, as if the Committee

had a greater concern for his credit, and private emolument, than for the

honour of the Privy-council and both Houses of Parliament here, and for

the quiet and welfare of this whole kingdom; for it seems intended as a

vindication of Mr. Wood, not without several severe reflections on the

Houses of Lords and Commons of Ireland. The whole is indeed written with

the turn and air of a pamphlet; as if it were a dispute between William

Wood on the one part, and the Lords Justices, Privy-council, and both

Houses of Parliament, on the other; the design of it being to clear

William Wood, and to charge the other side with casting rash and

groundless aspersions upon him.

But, if it be really what the title imputes, Mr. Wood has treated the

Committee with great rudeness, by publishing an act of theirs in so

unbecoming a manner, without their leave, and before it was communicated

to the Government and Privy-council of Ireland, to whom the Committee

advised that it should be transmitted.

But, with all deference be it spoken, I do not conceive that a Report of a

Committee of the Council in England is hitherto a law in either kingdom;

and, until any point is determined to be a law, it remains disputable by

every subject. This, may it please your lords and worships, may seem a

strange way of discoursing in an illiterate shopkeeper. I have endeavoured

(although without the help of books) to improve that small portion of

reason God has been pleased to give me; and when reason plainly appears

before me, I cannot turn away my head from it. Thus, for instance, if any

lawyer should tell me that such a point were law, from which many gross

palpable absurdities must follow, I could not believe him. If Sir Edward

Coke should positively assert (which he nowhere does, but the direct

contrary) "that a limited prince could, by his prerogative, oblige his

subjects to take half an ounce of lead, stamped with his image, for twenty

shillings in gold," I should swear he was deceived, or a deceiver; because

a power like that would leave the whole lives and fortunes of the people

entirely at the mercy of the monarch; yet this in effect is what Wood has

advanced in some of his papers, and what suspicious people may possibly

apprehend from some passages in what is called the Report.

That paper mentions such persons to have been examined, who were desirous

and willing to be heard upon this subject. I am told they were four in

all--Coleby, Brown, Mr. Finley the banker, and one more, whose name I know

not. The first of these was tried for robbing the Treasury in Ireland;

and, though he was acquited for want of legal proof, yet every person in

the Court believed him to be guilty.

The second stands recorded in the votes of the House of Commons, for

endeavouring, by perjury and subornation, to take away the life of John

Bingham, Esq.

But, since I have gone so far as to mention particular persons, it may be

some satisfaction to know who is this Wood himself, that has the honour to

have a whole kingdom at his mercy for almost two years together. I find he

is in the patent entitled _esquire_, although he were understood to be

only a hardware-man, and so I have been bold to call him in my former

letters; however a _'squire_ he is, not only by virtue of his patent, but

by having been a collector in Shropshire; where, pretending to have been

robbed, and suing the county, he was cast, and, for the infamy of the

fact, lost his employment. I have heard another story of this 'Squire

Wood, from a very honourable lady, that one Hamilton told her. Hamilton

was sent for, six years ago, by Sir Isaac Newton, to try the coinage of

four men, who then solicited a patent for coining halfpence for Ireland;

their names were Wood, Costor, Eliston, and Parker. Parker made the

fairest offer, and Wood the worst; for his coin was three halfpence in a

pound weight less value than the other. By which it is plain, with what

intentions he solicited his patent; but not so plain how he obtained it.

It is alleged in the said paper, called the Report, "that upon repeated

orders from a secretary of state, for sending over such papers and

witnesses as should be thought proper to support the objections made

against the patent by both Houses of Parliament, the Lord-Lieutenant

represented the great difficulty he found himself in, to comply with these

orders: that none of the principal members of both Houses, who were in the

King's service or council, would take upon them to advise, how any

material, person, or papers, might be sent over on this occasion," &c. And

this is often repeated, and represented as a proceeding that seems very

extraordinary; and that in a matter which had raised so great a clamour

in Ireland, no person could be prevailed upon to come over from Ireland in

support of the united sense of both Houses of Parliament in Ireland;

especially, that the chief difficulty should arise from a general

apprehension of a miscarriage, in an inquiry before his Majesty, or in a

proceeding by due course of law, in a case where both Houses of Parliament

had declared themselves so fully convinced, and satisfied upon evidence

and examinations taken in the most solemn manner.

How shall I, a poor ignorant shopkeeper, utterly unskilled in law, be able

to answer so weighty an objection? I will try what can be done by plain

reason, unassisted by art, cunning, or eloquence.

In my humble opinion, the Committee of Council has already prejudged the

whole case, by calling the united sense of both Houses of Parliament in

Ireland "a universal clamour." Here the addresses of the Lords and Commons

of Ireland, against a ruinous destructive project of an obscure single

undertaker, is called "a clamour." I desire to know, how such a style

would be resented in England from a Committee of Council there to a

Parliament; and how many impeachments would follow upon it? But supposing

the appellation to be proper, I never heard of a wise minister who

despised the universal clamour of a people; and if that clamour can be

quieted by disappointing the fraudulent practice of a single person, the

purchase is not exorbitant.

But, in answer to this objection; first, it is manifest, that if this

coinage had been in Ireland, with such limitations as have been formerly

specified in other patents, and granted to persons of this kingdom, or

even of England, able to give sufficient security, few or no

inconveniences could have happened which might not have been immediately

remedied....

Put the case that the two Houses of Lords and Commons of England, and the

Privy-council there should address his Majesty to recall a patent, from

whence they apprehend the most ruinous consequences to the whole kingdom;

and to make it stronger, if possible, that the whole nation almost to a

man, should thereupon discover "the most dismal apprehensions," as Mr.

Wood styles them; would his Majesty debate half an hour what he had to do?

Would any minister dare to advise him against recalling such a patent? Or

would the matter be referred to the Privy-council, or to Westminster Hall;

the two Houses of Parliament plaintiffs, and William Wood defendant? And

is there even the smallest difference between the two cases? Were not the

people of Ireland born as free as those of England? How have they

forfeited their freedom? Is not their Parliament as fair a representative

of the people as that of England? And has not their Privy-council as

great, or a greater share in the administration of public affairs? Are not

they subjects of the same King? Does not the same sun shine upon them? And

have they not the same God for their protector? Am I a freeman in England,

and do I become a slave in six hours by crossing the Channel? No wonder,

then, if the boldest persons were cautious to interpose in a matter

already determined by the whole voice of the nation, or to presume to

represent the representatives of the kingdom; and were justly apprehensive

of meeting such a treatment as they would deserve at the next session. It

would seem very extraordinary, if any inferior court in England should

take a great matter out of the hands of the high court of Parliament

during a prorogation, and decide it against the opinion of both Houses. It

happens so, however, that although no persons were so bold as to go over

as evidences, to prove the truth of the objections made against this

patent by the high court of Parliament here, yet these objections stand

good, notwithstanding the answers made by Mr. Wood and his counsel.

The Report says, "That upon an assay made of the fineness, weight, and

value of this copper, it exceeded in every article." This is possible

enough in the pieces on which the assay was made, but Wood must have

failed very much in point of dexterity, if he had not taken care to

provide a sufficient quantity of such halfpence as would bear the trial,

which he was able to do, although they were taken out of several parcels,

since it is now plain that the bias of favour has been wholly on his

side....

As to what is alleged, that these halfpence far exceed the like coinage

for Ireland in the reigns of his Majesty's predecessors, there cannot well

be a more exceptional way of arguing, although the fact were true; which,

however, is altogether mistaken, not by any fault in the Committee, but by

the fraud and imposition of Wood, who certainly produced the worst

patterns he could find; such as were coined in small numbers by

permissions to private men, as butchers' halfpence, black dogs, and others

the like; or perhaps the small St. Patrick's coin which passes now for a

farthing, or at best some of the smallest raps of the latest kind. For I

have now by me halfpence coined in the year 1680, by virtue of the patent

granted to my Lord Dartmouth, which was renewed to Knox, and they are

heavier by a ninth part than those of Wood, and of much better metal, and

the great St. Patrick's halfpence are yet larger than either.

But what is all this to the present debate?

If, under the various exigencies of former times, by wars, rebellions, and

insurrections, the Kings of England were sometimes forced to pay their

armies here with mixed or base money, God forbid that the necessities of

turbulent times should be a precedent for times of peace, and order, and

settlement.

In the patent above-mentioned, granted to Lord Dartmouth in the reign of

King Charles II., and renewed to Knox, the securities given into the

exchequer, obliging the patentee to receive his money back upon every

demand, were an effectual remedy against all inconveniences, and the

copper was coined in our own kingdom; so that we were in no danger to

purchase it with the loss of all our silver and gold carried over to

another, nor to be at the trouble of going to England for the redressing

of any abuse....

Among other clauses mentioned in this patent, to show how advantageous it

is to Ireland, there is one which seems to be of a singular nature: "That

the patentee shall be obliged, during his term, to pay eight hundred

pounds a year to the Crown, and two hundred pounds a year to the

comptroller." I have heard, indeed, that the King's council do always

consider, in the passing of a patent, whether it will be of advantage to

the Crown; but I have likewise heard, that it is at the same time

considered whether passing of it may be injurious to any other persons or

bodies politic. However, although the attorney and solicitor be servants

to the King, and therefore bound to consult his Majesty's interest, yet I

am under some doubt whether eight hundred pounds a year to the Crown would

be equivalent to the ruin of a kingdom. It would be far better for us to

have paid eight thousand pounds a-year into his Majesty's coffers, in the

midst of all our taxes (which, in proportion, are greater in this kingdom

than ever they were in England, even during the war), than purchase such

an addition to the revenue at the price of our utter undoing. But here it

is plain that fourteen thousand pounds are to be paid by Wood, only as a

small circumstantial charge for the purchase of his patent. What were his

other visible costs I know not, and what were his latent is variously

conjectured, but he must surely be a man of some wonderful merit. Has he

saved any other kingdom at his own expense, to give him a title of

reimbursing himself by the destruction of ours? Has he discovered the

longitude or the universal medicine? No; but he has found the

philosopher's stone after a new manner, by debasing copper, and resolving

to force it upon us for gold.

When the two Houses represented to his Majesty that the patent to Wood was

obtained in a clandestine manner, surely the Committee could not think the

Parliament would insinuate, that it had not passed in the common forms,

and run through every office where fees and perquisites were due. They

knew very well, that persons in places were no enemies to grants; and that

the officers of the Crown could not be kept in the dark. But the late

Lord-Lieutenant of Ireland[7] affirmed it was a secret to him; and who

will doubt his veracity, especially when he swore to a person of quality,

from whom I had it, "that Ireland should never be troubled with these

halfpence"? It was a secret to the people of Ireland, who were to be the

only sufferers; and those who but knew the state of the kingdom, and were

most able to advise in such an affair, were wholly strangers to it.

It is allowed by the Report, that this patent was passed without the

knowledge of the chief governor or officers of Ireland; and it is there

elaborately shown, that former patents have passed in the same manner, and

are good in law. I shall not dispute legality of patents, but am ready to

suppose it in his Majesty's power to grant a patent for stamping round

bits of copper to every subject he has.

Therefore, to lay aside the point of law, I would only put the question,

whether, in reason and justice, it would not have been proper, in an

affair upon which the welfare of this depends, that the said King should

have received timely notice; and the matter not be carried on between the

patentee, and the officers of the Crown, who were to be the only gainers

by it....

But suppose there were not one single halfpenny of copper coin in this

whole kingdom (which Mr. Wood seems to intend, unless we will come to his

terms, as appears by employing his emissaries to buy up our old ones at a

penny in the shilling more than they pass for), it could not be any real

evil to us, although it might be some inconvenience. We have many sorts of

small silver coins, to which they are strangers in England; such as the

French threepences, fourpence-halfpennies, and eightpence-farthings, the

Scotch fivepences and tenpences, besides their twenty-pences and

three-and-four-pences, by which we are able to make change to a halfpenny

of almost any piece of gold and silver; and if we are driven to the

expedient of a sealed card, with the little gold and silver still

remaining, it will, I suppose, be somewhat better, than to have nothing

left, but Wood's adulterated copper, which he is neither obliged by his

patent, nor HITHERTO able by his estate, to make good....

The sum of the whole is this. The Committee advises the King to send

immediate orders to all his officers here, that Wood's coin be suffered

and permitted, without any let, suit, trouble, &c., to pass and be

received as current money, by such as shall be willing to receive the

same. It is probable that the first willing receivers may be those who

must receive it whether they will or not, at least under the penalty of

losing an office. But the landed undepending men, the merchants, the

shopkeepers, and bulk of the people, I hope and am almost confident, will

never receive it. What must the consequence be? The owners will sell it

for as much as they can get.

Wood's halfpence will come to be offered for six a penny (yet then he will

be a sufficient gainer), and the necessary receivers will be losers of

two-thirds in their salaries or pay.

I am very sensible that such a work as I have undertaken might have

worthily employed a much better pen; but when a house is attempted to be

robbed, it often happens the weakest in the family runs first to the

door. All the assistance I had were some informations from an eminent

person; whereof I am afraid I have spoiled a few, by endeavouring to make

them of a piece with my own productions, and the rest I was not able to

manage. I was in the case of David, who could not move in the armour of

Saul; and therefore I chose to attack this uncircumcised Philistine (Wood,

I mean) with a sling and a stone. And I may say, for Wood's honour, as

well as my own, that he resembles Goliah in many circumstances very

applicable to the present purpose; for Goliah had "a helmet of brass upon

his head, and he was armed with a coat of mail; and the weight of the coat

was five thousand shekels of brass; and he had greaves of brass upon his

legs, and a target of brass between his shoulders."

In short, he was like Mr. Wood, all over brass, and he defied the armies

of the living God. Goliah's conditions of combat were likewise the same

with those of Wood's, "If he prevail against us, then shall we be his

servants." But if it happens that I prevail over him, I renounce the other

part of the condition: "He shall never be a servant of mine; for I do not

think him fit to be trusted in any honest man's shop."

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