TWO FOOLS.
They loved. They were to marry, but there were the conventionalities
to be observed, and they could not be wed at once. That was understood
by Grant Harlson, though he chafed at it a little.
There were certain months to be passed before the two would be as one
completely, and those months were very sweet months to the twain. They
were much together, this man and woman who were plighted to each other,
for why should they not be, since they were to become man and wife, and
since neither was so happy under other circumstances? They were not
what a profound, unsentimental person would consider models of
common-sense, but they were not depending upon the opinions of
profound, unsentimental persons for anything in particular; so this did
not affect them.
They exhibited no great interest in society, though each commanded a
place there, but they would go to church or theater together, and they
were much addicted to luncheons. She would come down town at noon to
meet him, and then--what banquets! Sometimes they would visit the
restaurants where there were fine things, and he would seek to make of
her a gourmet. He taught her the beauties of the bobolink in his later
attractive form, the form he assumes when, after having been
transformed into a reed bird, he comes back on ice to the region where,
in the midsummer, he disported himself, and stirs the heart of the good
liver, as in June he did the heart of the poet. He taught her the
difference between Roquefort cheese, that green garden of toothsome
fungi, that crumbly, piquant apotheosis of the best that comes from
curd, and all other cheeses, and taught, too, the virtues of each in
its own way. She learned the adjuncts of black coffee and hard
crackers. She even learned to criticise a claret, and once, with
Harlson, she tested a _pousse cafe_, but only once. He didn't approve
of it, he said, for ladies. And, besides, a _pousse cafe_ was not of
merit in itself. It was but a thing spectacular.
And in the matter of made dishes from the man about town she acquired
much wisdom.
The man in his great happiness was buoyant and fantastic, and well it
was that the woman, too, possessed the sense of humor which makes the
world worth occupancy, and that the two could understand together. He
was but a foolish boy in this, his delicious period of probation.
And she was but a loving woman who had given her heart to him, who
understood him, and who, in a woman's way, was of his mood. It was an
idyl of the clever.
At the more modest restaurants were the lunches of these two the most
delightful. He would, somehow, find queer little places where all was
clean and the cooking good, but far away from the haunts of men, that
is, far away from the haunts of the men and women they knew, and there
the two would have great feasts. At one unpretending place he had one
day found pork and beans,--not the molasses-colored abomination
ordinarily sold in town, but the white beans, baked in a deep pan, with
the slashed piece of pork browned in the middle of the dish,--and this
place became a great resort for them. They would sit at a small table,
and have the beans brought on, and mustard of the sharpest and
shrewdest, and dishes such as formed a halo about the beans, which were
the central figure, and then would they eat, being healthy, and look
into each other's face, and riot in present happiness, having certain
brains and being in love. The very rudeness of it pleased him mightily.
One evening they had dined together. She had been shopping or doing
what it is that women do down town of afternoons, and he had met her at
the close of business, and they had eaten together as usual, and when
they emerged into the open air it was but to learn that the mercury had
dropped some few degrees, and that the jacket she wore was light for
the occasion. She became cold before her home was reached, and he was
troubled.
"I wish it were months later," he said.
"Why?"
"Because then I could care for you, and see to it that you did not
suffer from the chill. I don't know though, even with the admirable
supervision I'd have over you then, whether you would take proper care
of yourself, my Brownie. What would you do?"
"I don't know quite," she answered. "I think I should want to get
pretty near the grate. I'd pull one of the tiger-skins or bear-skins
on the rug, very close to the fire, and I'd curl down on the fur and
turn about a little, and get very warm."
He assumed a lofty air, and announced that he was under the impression
that, when chilled, she would do nothing of the sort! He had his own
ideas regarding the treatment of chills of small, brown women. What
would really occur, what the solid, tangible fact of the occasion would
be, required no effort to describe. He should merely draw a great
easy-chair before the grate. Then some one would be picked up and
turned about before the fire until thoroughly warmed and with full
circulation of the blood again. She should be simply, but
scientifically, toasted:
"I'd hold you thus before the brand,
To catch caloric blisses,
And you should be my muffin and
I'd butter you with kisses."
She responded that the gift of doggerel was not one to be desired, and,
furthermore, that she was not a muffin, nor anything in the culinary
way.
All of which, of course, served but as provocation to further
flippancy, and, for days later, the lady was referred to as his own
sweetest soda biscuit, his bun, his precious fruit-cake, and so on,
until a bakery's terms were so exhausted. All this was, no doubt,
silliness.
The woman, in her way, was not less inexcusable than the man. She was
as much in love as he, and the strictly personal equation was as strong
within her. She would watch him when they were at lunch together, and
if her gaze was not so bold and feeding as was his, it was at heart as
earnest.
She wanted to do something, because of the passionately loving mood
within her. She wanted to "hurt" him just a little, and one day
occurred an odd thing.
They were chatting across a little table in a restaurant almost vacant
save for them, and he had made some grotesque sweetheart comment which
had pleased her fancy, lovingly alert, and she suddenly straightened in
her seat and looked at him with eyes which were becoming dewy, but said
never a word.
She looked all about the room in one swift, comprehensive glance, and
then, leaning over, with her small right hand she smote him hardly upon
the cheek. There was no occasion for such demonstration. It was but
the outpouring, the sweet, barbaric fancy of the woman, in line with
the man's grotesquerie, and not one whit less affectionate. And he,
thus smitten, made no remonstrance nor defense, further than to refer
incidentally to his slender sweet assailant as "a burly ruffian."
That evening, at her home, he suddenly, just before leaving, picked up
the woman, as if she were a baby, and threatened to carry her away with
him. She did not appear alarmed, at least to the extent of hysteria,
though she struggled feebly, and said that somebody was a big, brutal
gorilla, and that she did not propose to be snatched from the bosom of
her tribe to be conveyed to some tree-top refuge, and there become a
monster's bride.
He would assert at times, and the idea was one he clung to with great
persistency, that the person with him was not even of the race, but had
been substituted in the cradle for a white child stolen by an Indian
woman with some great wrong to avenge. He would call her his Chippewa
Changeling, and at lunch would be most solicitous as to whether or not
the Wild Rose would have a little more of the chicken salad. Would the
Flying Pawn try the celery? Some of the jelly, he felt confident,
would please the palate of the Brown Dove. Might the white hunter help
her to a little more of this or that? Only once she rebelled. She was
laughing at something he had said, and he referred to her benignantly
as his Minnegiggle, which was, admittedly, an outrage.
A great fancy of these two it was to imagine themselves a couple apart
from the crowd, and unversed in city ways, and just from the country.
Not from the farm would they come, but from some town of moderate size,
for they prided themselves on not being altogether ignorant. Far from
it. Was there not a city hall in Blossomville, and a high-school, and
were there not social functions there? But, of course, it was a little
different in a great city, and it would be well not to mingle too
recklessly with the multitude.
They would even visit the circus when one of those "aggregations" made
the summer hideous, and he would buy her peanuts and observe all the
conventional rules laid down for rural deportment on such occasions.
The whimsicality, the childishness of it all, gave it a charm. They
appreciated anything together. Harlson said, one day:
"I believe that an old proverb should be changed. 'He laughs best who
laughs last,' is incorrect. It should be: 'He laughs best who laughs
with some one else.' And that is what will make us strong in life, my
love. Some trying times may come, but we shall be brave. We'll just
look at each other, and laugh, because we shall understand. We know.
We, somehow, comprehend together. Don't you see? Of course you do,
because, if you didn't understand, what I am saying would be nonsense."
She understood well enough. She understood his very heart-beats. It
had grown that way.
"I am getting very much like you, I think," she said, "and I want you
to understand, sir, that I do not regret it. I'm afraid I'm lost
totally. I'm not alarmed that it is as if your blood were in my veins.
What can a poor girl do?"
"You might as well abandon yourself," he answered. "What is it they do
in a part of Africa, when something to last forever is intended? I
think they drink a little of another's blood. Could you do that?"
She laughed. "I could drink yours."
He bared his arm in an instant, and sank the point of a pen-knife into
a small vein. The red current came out upon the smooth skin prettily.
She looked at Harlson's act in astonishment, and turned a little pale;
then, all at once, with a great resolve in her eyes, she bent swiftly
forward and applied the red of her lips to that upon the arm. She
raised her head proudly, and he looked at her delightedly.
"How did it taste?"
"Salty"--with a pucker of her lips and a desperate effort to keep from
fainting.
"Yes, there is much saline matter in blood. Even such admirable blood
as that you have just tasted is, no doubt, a little salty. Are you
sorry you did it?"
"No," she said, bravely, but she was pallid still.
"Allow me to remind you that science has learned many things, and that
you will have, literally, some of my blood in your veins. Not much, it
is true, but there will be a little."
She replied that she was glad of it.
And henceforth, when her moods most pleased his lordship, he would
comment on the good effect of the experiment, and when they differed he
would regret that she had not taken more of him.
They were two fools.