CHAPTER XXIII.--The Squire becomes Theological and a Proselytizer, but

signally fails.

The next morning he and Cummiskey started for Sligo, and, as usual, when

they reached the jail the turnkey was about to conduct the squire to Sir

Robert's room, when the former turned and said:

“I wish to see Mr. Reilly; lead me to his cell.”

“Reilly, sir!” exclaimed the man in astonishment. “Are you sure, sir,

it's not Sir Robert Whitecraft you want?”

“Are you sure, sir, that it's not a cut of my whip about the ears you

want? Conduct me to where Reilly is, you rascal; do you pretend to

know the individual I wish to see better than I do myself? Push along,

sirra.”

The turnkey accordingly conducted him to Reilly's cell, which,

considerably to his surprise, was a much more comfortable one than had

been assigned to the baronet. When they had reached the corridor in

which it was situated, Folliard said, “Knock at the door, and when he

appears tell him that I wish to see him.”

“I will, your honor.”

“Say I won't detain him long.”

“I will, your honor.”

“Hang your honor, go and do what I desire you.”

“I will, your honor.”

Reilly's astonishment was beyond belief on learning that his vindictive

prosecutor had called upon him; but on more mature reflection, and

comparing what had happened before with the only motive which he could

assign for such a visit, he felt pretty certain that the squire came to

revive, in his own person, a subject which he had before proposed to

him through his daughter. There was no other earthly object to which he

could attribute his visit; but of course he made up his mind to receive

him with every courtesy. At length Folliard entered, and, before Reilly

had time to utter a syllable, commenced:

“Reilly,” said he, “you are astonished to see me here?”

“I am, sir,” replied Reilly, “very much.”

“Yes, I thought you would; and very few persons, except myself, would

come upon such an errand to the man that has disgraced my daughter,

myself, and my family; you have stained our name, sir--a name that was

never associated with any thing but honor and purity until you came

among us.”

“If you have paid me this visit, sir, only for the purpose of uttering

language which you know must be very painful to me, I would rather you

had declined to call upon me at all. I perceive no object you can have

in it, unless to gratify a feeling of enmity on your part, and excite

one of sorrow on mine. I say sorrow, because, on considering our

relative positions, and knowing the impetuosity of your temper, I am

sorry to see you here; it is scarcely generous in you to come, for the

purpose of indulging in a poor, and what, after all, may be an equivocal

and premature triumph over a man whose love for your daughter, you must

know, will seal his lips against the expression of one offensive word

towards you.”

“But how, let me ask, sir, do you know what brought me here? I didn't

come to scold you, nor to triumph over you; and I have already said

the worst I shall say. I know very well that you and Whitecraft will be

hanged, probably from the same rope too, but, in the meantime, I would

save you both if I could. I fear indeed that to save him is out of the

question, because it appears that there's a cart-load of indictments

against him.”

“How could you doubt it, sir, when you know the incredible extent of his

villany, both private and public? and yet this is the man to whom you

would have married your daughter!”

“No; when I found Helen reduced to such a state the morning on which

they were to be married, I told her at once that as she felt so bitterly

against him I would never suffer him to become her husband. Neither will

I; if he were acquitted tomorrow I would tell him so; but you, Reilly,

love my daughter for her own sake.”

“For her own sake, sir, as you have said, I love her. If she had

millions, it could not increase my affection, and if she had not a

penny, it would not diminish it.”

“Well, but you can have her if you wish, notwithstanding.”

Reilly first looked at him with amazement; but he was so thoroughly

acquainted with his character, both from what he had seen and heard of

it, that his amazement passed away, and he simply replied:

“Pray how, sir?”

“Why, I'll tell you what, Reilly; except with respect to political

principles, I don't think, after all, that there's the difference of a a

rush between the Papist and the Protestant Churches, as mere religions.

My own opinion is, that there's neither of them any great shakes, as to

any effect they have on society, unless to disturb it. I have known as

good Papists as ever I did Protestants, and indeed I don't know why a

Papist should not be as good a man as a Protestant; nor why a Protestant

should not be as good a man as a Papist, on the other hand. Now, do you

see what I'm driving at?”

“Well, I can't exactly say that I do,” replied Reilly.

[Illustration: PAGE 157--There is not a toss-up between them]

“Then the upshot of the argument is this, that there is not a toss-up

between them, and any man getting into a scrape, and who could get out

of it by changing from one to the other--of course I mean from Popery to

Protestantism--would prove himself a man of good sound sense, and above

the prejudices of the world.”

The truth is, Reilly saw ere this what Folliard was approaching, and, as

he determined to allow him full scope, his reply was brief:

“You seem fond of indulging in speculation, sir,” replied Reilly, with

a smile; “but I should be glad to know why you introduce this subject to

me?”

“To you?” replied Folliard; “why, who the devil else should or could I

introduce it to with such propriety? Here now are two religions; one's

not sixpence better nor worse than the other. Now, you belong to one of

them, and because you do you're here snug and fast. I say, then, I have

a proposal to make to you: you are yourself in a difficulty--you

have placed me in a difficulty--and you have placed poor Helen in a

difficulty--which, if any thing happens you, I think will break her

heart, poor child. Now you can take her, yourself, and me, out of all

our difficulties, if you have only sense enough to shove over from the

old P---- to the young P----. As a Protestant, you can marry Helen,

Reilly--but as a Papist, never! and you know the rest; for if you are

obstinate, and blind to your own interests, I must do my duty.”

“Will you allow me to ask, sir, whether Miss Folliard is aware of this

mission of yours to me?”

“She aware! She never dreamt of it; but I have promised to tell her the

result after dinner to-day.”

“Well, sir,” replied Reilly, “will you allow me to state to you a few

facts?”

“Certainly; go on.”

“In the first place, then, such is your daughter's high and exquisite

sense of integrity and honor that, if I consented to the terms you

propose, she would reject me with indignation and scorn, as she ought

to do. There, then, is your project for accomplishing my selfish and

dishonest apostacy given to the winds. Your daughter, sir, is too pure

in all her moral feelings, and too noble-minded, to take to her arms a

renegade husband--a renegade, too, not from conviction, but from selfish

and mercenary purposes.”

“Confound the thing, this is but splitting hairs, Reilly, and talking

big for effect. Speak, however, for yourself; as for Helen, I know very

well that, in spite of your heroics and her's, she'd be devilish glad

you'd become a Protestant and marry her.”

“I am sorry to say, sir, that you don't know your own daughter; but as

for me, Mr. Folliard, if one word of your's, or of her's, could place

me on the British throne, I would not abandon my religion. Under no

circumstances would I abandon it; but least of all, now that it is

so barbarously persecuted by its enemies. This, sir, is my final

determination.”

“But do you know the alternative?”

“No, sir, nor do you.”

“Don't I, faith? Why, the alternative is simply this--either marriage or

hanging!”

“Be it so; in that case I will die like a man of honor and a true

Christian and Catholic, as I hope I am.”

“As a true fool, Reilly--as a true fool. I took this step privately,

out of respect for your character. See how many of your creed become

Protestants for the sake of mere property; think how many of them join

our Church for the purpose of ousting their own fathers and relatives

from their estates; and what is it all, on their parts, but the

consequence of an enlightened judgment that shows them the errors of

their old creed, and the truth of ours? I think, Reilly, you are loose

about the brains.”

“That may be, sir, but you will never find me loose about my

principles.”

“Are you aware, sir, that Helen is to appear against you as an

evidence?”

“No, sir, I am not, neither do I believe it. But now, sir, I beg you to

terminate this useless and unpleasant interview. I can look into my

own conscience with satisfaction, and am prepared for the worst. If

the scaffold is to be my fate, I cannot but remember that many a noble

spirit has closed the cares of an unhappy life upon it. I wish you

good-day, Mr. Folliard.”

“By the Boyne! you are the most obstinate blockhead that ever lived; but

I've done; I did all in my power to save you--yet to no purpose. Upon my

soul, I'll come to your execution.”

“And if you do, you will see me die like a man and a gentleman; may I

humbly add, like a Christian!”

The squire, on his way home, kept up a long, low whistle, broken only

by occasional soliloquies, in which Reilly's want of common-sense, and

neglect not only of his temporal interests, but of his life itself, were

the prevailing sentiments. He regretted his want of success, which he

imputed altogether to Reilly's obstinacy, instead of his integrity,

firmness, and honor.

This train of reflection threw him into one of those capricious fits of

resentment so peculiar to his unsteady temper, and as he went along he

kept lashing himself up into a red heat of indignation and vengeance

against that unfortunate gentleman. After dinner that day he felt

somewhat puzzled as to whether he ought to communicate to his daughter

the result of his interview with Reilly or not. Upon consideration,

however, he deemed it more prudent to avoid the subject altogether,

for he felt apprehensive that, however she might approve of her lover's

conduct, the knowledge of his fate, which depended on it, would only

plunge her into deeper distress. The evening consequently passed without

any allusion to the subject, unless a peculiar tendency to melody, on

his part, might be taken to mean something; to this we might add

short abrupt ejaculations unconsciously uttered--such as--“Whew, whew,

whew--o--whew--o--hang the fellow! Whew, whew--o--whew--he's a

cursed goose, but an obstinate--whew, whew--o--whew--o. Ay, but no

matter--well--whew, whew--o, whew, whew! Helen, a cup of tea. Now,

Helen, do you know a discovery I have made--but how could you? No, you

don't, of course; but listen and pay attention to me, because it deeply

affects myself.”

The poor girl, apprehensive that he was about to divulge some painful

secret, became pale and a good deal agitated; she gave him a long,

inquiring look, but said nothing.

“Yes, Helen, and the discovery is this: I find from experience that tea

and Burgundy--or, indeed, tea and any kind of wine--don't agree with my

constitution: curse the fel--whew, whew, whew, whew--o--whew; no, the

confounded mixture turns my stomach into nothing more nor less than a

bag of aquafortis--if he had but common--whew--”

“Well, but, papa, why do you take tea, then?”

“Because I'm an old fool, Helen; and if I am, there are some young ones

besides; but it can't be helped now--whew, whew--it was done for the

best.”

In this manner he went on for a considerable time, ejaculating mysteries

and enigmas, until he finished the second bottle, after which he went to

bed.

It may be necessary to state here that, notwithstanding the incredible

force and tenderness of his affection for his daughter, he had,

ever since her elopement with Reilly, kept her under the strictest

surveillance, and in the greatest seclusion--that is to say, as the

proverb has it, “he locked the stable door when the steed was stolen;”

or if he did not realize the aphorism, he came very near it.

Time, however, passes, and the assizes were at hand, a fearful Avatar of

judicial power to the guilty. The struggle between the parties who were

interested in the fate of Whitecraft, and those who felt the extent of

his unparalleled guilt, and the necessity not merely of making him an

example but of punishing him for his enormous crimes, was dreadful. The

infatuation of political rancor on one side, an infatuation which could

perceive nothing but the virtue of high and resolute Protestantism in

his conduct, blinded his supporters to the enormity of his conduct, and,

as a matter of course, they left no stone unturned to save his life. As

we said, however, they were outnumbered; but still they did not despair.

Reilly's friends had been early in the legal market, and succeeded in

retaining some of the ablest men at the bar, his leading counsel being

the celebrated advocate Fox, who was at that time one of the most

distinguished men at the Irish bar. Helen, as the assizes approached,

broke down so completely in her health that it was felt, if she remained

in that state, that she would be unable to attend; and although Reilly's

trial was first on the list, his opposing counsel succeeded in getting

it postponed for a day or two in order that an important witness, then

ill, he said, might be able to appear on their part.

It is not our intention to go through the details of the trial of the

Red Rapparee. The evidence of Mary Mahon, Fergus O'Reilly, and

the sheriff, was complete; the chain was unbroken; the change of

apparel--the dialogue in Mary Mahon's cabin, in which he; avowed the

fact of his having robbed the sheriff--the identification of his person

by the said sheriff in the farmer's house, as before stated, left

nothing for the jury to do I but to bring in a verdict of guilty.

Mercy was out of the question. The hardened ruffian--the treacherous

ruffian--who had lent himself to the bloodthirsty schemes of

Whitecraft--and all this came out upon his trial, not certainly to the

advantage of the baronet--this hardened and treacherous ruffian, we say,

who had been a scourge to that part of the country for years, now felt,

when the verdict of guilty was brought in against him, just as a smith's

anvil might feel when struck by a feather. On hearing it, he growled a

hideous laugh, and exclaimed:

“To the divil I pitch you all; I wish, though, that I had Tom Bradley,

the prophecy man, here, who tould me that I'd never be hanged, and that

the rope was never born for me.”

“If the rope was not born for you,” observed the judge, “I fear I shall

be obliged to inform you that you were born for the rope. Your life has

been an outrage,upon civilized society.”

“Why, you ould dog!” said the Rapparee, “you can't hang me; haven't I a

pardon? didn't Sir Robert Whitecraft get me a pardon from the Government

for turnin' against the Catholics, and tellin' him where to find the

priests? Why, you joulter-headed ould dog, you can't hang me, or, if you

do, I'll leave them behind me that will put such a half ounce pill into

your guts as will make you turn up the whites of your eyes like a duck

in thundher. You'll hang me for robbery, you ould sinner! But what is

one half the world doin' but robbin' the other half? and what is the

other half doin' but robbin' them? As for Sir Robert Whitecraft, if he

desaved me by lies and falsehoods, as I'm afraid he did, all I say is,

that if I had him here for one minute I'd show him a trick he'd never

tell to mortal. Now go on, bigwig.”

Notwithstanding the solemnity of the position in which this obdurate

ruffian was placed, the judge found it nearly impossible to silence the

laughter of the audience and preserve order in the court. At length he

succeeded, and continued his brief address to the Rapparee:

“Hardened and impenitent reprobate, in the course of my judicial duties,

onerous and often painful as they are and have been, I must say that,

although it has fallen to my lot to pronounce the awful sentence of

death upon many an unfeeling felon, I am bound to say that a public

malefactor so utterly devoid of all the feelings which belong to man,

and so strongly impregnated with those of the savage animal as you

are, has never stood in a dock before me, nor probably before any other

judge, living or dead. Would it be a waste of language to enforce upon

you the necessity of repentance? I fear it would; but it matters not;

the guilt of impenitence be on your own head, still I must do my duty;

try, then, and think of death, and a far more awful judgment than mine.

Think of the necessity you have for; supplicating mercy at the throne of

your Redeemer, who himself died for you, and for all of us, between two

thieves.”

“That has nothing to do with my case; I never was a thief; I robbed like

an honest man on the king's highways; but as for thievin', why, you ould

sinner, I never stole a farthing's worth in my life. Don't, then, pitch

such beggarly comparisons into my teeth. I never did what you and your

class often did; I never robbed the poor in the name of the blessed laws

of the land; I never oppressed the widow or the orphan; and for all that

I took from those that did oppress them, the divil a grain of sorrow

or repentance I feel for it, nor ever will feel for it. Oh! mother of

Moses! if I had a glass of whiskey!”

The judge was obliged to enforce silence a second time; for, to-tell the

truth, there was something so ludicrously impenitent in the conduct of

this hardened convict that the audience could not resist it, especially

when it is remembered that the sympathies of the lower Irish are always

with such culprits.

“Well,” continued the judge, when silence was again restored, “your

unparalleled obduracy has gained one point; it was my intention to have

ordered you for execution tomorrow at the hour of twelve o'clock; but,

as a Christian man, I could not think for a moment of hurrying you into

eternity in your present state. The sentence of the court then is that

you be taken from the dock in which you now stand to the prison from

whence you came, and that from thence you be brought to the place of

execution on next Saturday, and there be hanged by the neck until you be

dead, and may God have mercy on your soul!”

The Rapparee gazed at him with a look of the most hardened effrontery,

and exclaimed, “Is it in earnest you are?” after which he was once mor|e

committed to his cell, loaded with heavy chains, which he wore, by the I

way, during his trial.

Now, in order to account for his outrageous conduct, we must make a

disclosure to the reader. There is in and about all jails a certain

officer yclept a hangman--an officer who is permitted a freer ingress

and egress than almost any other person connected with those gloomy

establishments. This hangman, who resided in the prison, had a brother

whom Sir Robert Whitecraft had hanged, and, it was thought, innocently.

Be this as it may, the man in question was heard to utter strong threats

of vengeance against Sir Robert for having his brother, whose innocence

he asserted, brought to execution. In some time after this a pistol was

fired one night at Sir Robert from behind a hedge, which missed him; but

as his myrmidons were with him, and the night was light, a pursuit took

place, and the guilty wretch was taken prisoner, with the pistol on his

person, still warm after having been discharged. The consequence was

that he was condemned to death. But it so happened that at this period,

although there were five or six executions to take place, yet there was

no hangman to be had, that officer having died suddenly, after a fit of

liquor, and the sheriff would have been obliged to discharge the office

with his own hands unless a finisher of the law could be found. In

brief, he was found, and in the person of the individual alluded to,

who, in consequence of his consenting to accept the office, got a

pardon from the Crown. Now this man and the Rapparee had been old

acquaintances, and renewed their friendship in prison. Through the means

of the hangman O'Donnel got in as much whiskey as he pleased, and we

need scarcely say that they often got intoxicated together. The secret,

therefore, which we had to disclose to the reader, in explanation of

the Rapparee's conduct at his trial, was simply this, that the man was

three-quarters drunk.

After trial he was placed in a darker dungeon than before; but such was

the influence of the worthy executioner with every officer of the jail,

that he was permitted to go either in or out without search, and as he

often gave a “slug,” as he called it, to the turnkeys, they consequently

allowed him, in this respect, whatever privileges he wished. Even the

Rapparee's dungeon was not impenetrable to him, especially as he put the

matter on a religious footing, to wit, that as the unfortunate robber

was not allowed the spiritual aid of his own clergy, he himself was

the only person left to prepare him for death, which he did with the

whiskey-bottle.

The assizes on that occasion were protracted to an unusual length. The

country was in a most excited state, and party feeling ran fearfully

high. Nothing was talked of but the two trials, par excellence, to wit,

that of Whitecraft and Reilly; and scarcely a fair or market, for a

considerable time previous, ever came round in which there waa not

a battle on the subject of either one or the other of them, and not

unfrequently of both. Nobody was surprised at the conviction of the Red

Rapparee; but, on the contrary, every one was glad that the country had

at last got rid of him.

Poor Helen, however, was not permitted to remain quiet, as she had

expected. When Mr. Doldrum had furnished the leading counsel with his

brief and a list of the witnesses, the other gentleman was surprised to

see the name of Helen Folliard among them.

“How is this?” he inquired; “is not this the celebrated beauty who

eloped with him?”

“It is, sir,” replied Doldrum.

“But,” proceeded the other, “you have not instructed me in the nature of

the evidence she is prepared to give.”

“She is deeply penitent, sir, and in a very feeble state of health; so

much so that we were obliged to leave the tendency of her evidence to be

brought out on the trial.”

“Have you subpoenaed her?”

“No, sir.”

“And why not, Mr. Doldrum? Don't you know that there is no understanding

the caprices of women. You ought to have subpoenaed her, because, if she

be a leading evidence, she may still change her mind and leave us in the

lurch.”

“I certainly did not subpoena her,” replied Doldrum, “because, when I

mentioned it to her father, he told me that if I attempted it he would

break my head. It was enough, he said, that she had given her promise--a

thing, he added, which she was never known to break.”

“Go to her again, Doldrum; for unless we know what she can prove we will

be only working in the dark. Try her, at all events, and glean what you

can out of her. Her father tells me she is somewhat better, so I don't

apprehend you will have much difficulty in seeing her.”

Doldrum did see her, and was astonished at the striking change which

had, in so short a time, taken place in her appearance. She was pale,

and exhibited all the symptoms of an invalid, with the exception of her

eyes, which were not merely brilliant, but dazzling, and full of a

fire that flashed from them with something like triumph whenever her

attention was directed to the purport of her testimony. On this subject

they saw that it; would be quite useless, and probably worse than

useless, to press her, and they did not, consequently, put her to the

necessity of specifying the purport of her evidence.

“I have already stated,” said she, “that I shall attend the trial; that

ought, and must be, sufficient for you. I beg, then, you will withdraw,

sir. My improved health will enable me to attend, and you may rest

assured that if I have life I shall be there, as I have already told

you; but, I say, that if you wish to press me for the nature of my

evidence, you shall have it, and, as she spoke, her eyes flashed

fearfully, as they were in the habit of doing whenever she felt deeply

excited. Folliard himself became apprehensive of the danger which might

result from the discussion of any subject calculated to disturb her,

and insisted that she should be allowed to take her own way. In the

meantime, after they had left her, at her own request, her father

informed the attorney that she was getting both strong and cheerful, in

spite of her looks.

“To be sure,” said he, “she is pale! but that's only natural, after her

recent slight attack, and all the excitement and agitation she has for

some time past undergone. She sings and plays now, although I have heard

neither a song nor a tune from her for a long time past. In the

evening, too, she is exceedingly cheerful when we sit together in the

drawing-room; and she often laughs more heartily than I ever knew her to

do before in my life. Now, do you think, Doldrum, if she was breaking

her heart about Reilly that she would be in such spirits?”

“No, sir; she would be melancholy and silent, and would neither sing,

nor laugh, nor play; at least I felt, so when I was in love with Miss

Swithers, who kept me in a state of equilibrium for better than two

years;--but that wasn't the worst of it, for she knocked the loyalty

clean out of me besides--indeed, so decidedly so that I never once sang

'Lillibullero' during the whole period of my attachment, and be hanged

to her.”

“And what became of her?”

“Why, she married my clerk, who used to serve my love-letters upon her;

and when I expected to come in by execution--that is, by marriage--that

cursed little sheriff, Cupid, made a return of _nulla bona_. She and Sam

Snivel--a kind of half Puritan--entered a _dis_appearance, and I never

saw them since; but I am told they are in America. From what you tell

me, sir, I have no doubt but Miss Folliard will make a capital witness.

In fact, Reilly ought to feel proud of the honor of being hanged by her

evidence; she will be a host in herself.”

We have already stated that the leading counsel against Reilly had

succeeded in getting his trial postponed until Miss Folliard should

arrive at a sufficient state of health to appear against him. In the

meantime, the baronet's trial, which was in a political, indeed,

we might say, a national point of view, of far more importance than

Reilly's, was to come on next day. In the general extent of notoriety

or fame, Reilly had got in advance--though not much--of his implacable

rival. The two trials were, in fact, so closely united by the relative

position of the parties that public opinion was strangely and strongly

divided between them. Reilly and his _Cooleen Bawn_ had, by the unhappy

peculiarity of their fate, excited the interest of all the youthful and

loving part of society--an interest which was necessarily reflected

upon Whitecraft, as Reilly's rival, independently of the hold which

his forthcoming fate had upon grave and serious politicians. Reilly's

leading counsel, Fox, a man of great judgment and ability, gave it as

his opinion that in consequence of the exacerbated state of feeling

produced against the Catholics by the prosecution of Whitecraft--to

appease whom, the opinion went that it was instituted--it seemed

unlikely that Reilly had a single chance. Had his trial, he said, taken

place previous to that of Whitecraft's, he might have escaped many of

the consequences of Whitecraft's conviction; but now, should the latter

be convicted, the opposing party would die in the jury-box rather than

let Reilly escape.

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