CHAPTER XI

A CHAPTER ON SOME OF THE MORE SHADY PROFESSIONS IN CHINESE LIFE

The geomancer--Description of--Instances of his

profession--Fung-Shuy--Laws of geomancy--The quack--His

methods--Instances given--Disreputable character of the

story-teller--Examples of his stories--Kung-Ming--The story of the

prince and concubine--The interpreter of the gods--Mode of

selection--Depraved character.

There are certain trades and professions in this Empire that are looked

upon by the Chinese with respect, because they all represent an honourable

attempt of men to earn their living in a straightforward and honest way.

As in England, some of these are looked upon with more respect than

others, and men pride themselves, just as in the countries of the West, on

the higher local standing that their trade or profession gives them in the

eyes of the community. Outside of the Government officials, there are

practically only two respectable classes of professions, viz. the

school-master and the doctor. There are of course others, such as the

geomancer, the pettifogging lawyer, the priests, and members of the

theatrical professions, and those who get their living in connection with

the idols, but these are all looked upon with a suspicion that their

morality is not of the highest, and consequently society refuses to accord

to them the respect and honour that they spontaneously give either to the

scholar or to the _bona fide_ medical man.

This chapter will be devoted to an account of some of the more well-known

professions that belong to this doubtful category of professional men, and

the first that I shall take is the geomancer. This man is a product of the

beliefs that the Chinese have regarding the dead, and also with regard

to the malign and evil spirits that are supposed to people the air and to

be always on the lookout to bring sorrow and calamities wherever the

unwary have not taken measures to frustrate their evil designs. In spite

of their high-sounding beliefs that life and death are all arranged and

settled by Heaven, the Chinese universally hold that the ground in which a

man is buried has much to do with his happiness in the Land of Shadows,

and also with his ability to benefit the members of his family that still

remain in the land of the living.

[Illustration: A TEA HOUSE.]

The study of this subject has become an exact science with the Chinese,

and there are men that spend their lives in mastering its principles, and

they become so familiar with them that they are constantly employed in

pointing out the precise spots where the dead may be buried so as to

secure the highest benefit both to them and to the living.

The poorest and the commonest amongst the people have not the means of

engaging these professors of the geomantic art, neither have they the

funds to buy expensive plots of ground where the "Fung-Shuy," as it is

popularly called, works with a strong and imperial will to summon to

itself the forces in nature that will secure wealth and fortune and

worldly honours to all that are connected with it. Their homes are narrow

and will barely suffice to accommodate the living, and so the dead have to

be hurried away and laid in any piece of ground on the side of a hill that

some benevolent individual may make them a present of.

Persons with any means and with a spare room where the dead may be laid

for a few days, would never dream of burying any of their relatives

without engaging a geomancer to examine all the available vacant plots of

ground that may be in the market for sale, and in giving his professional

opinion as to which of them would be likely to satisfy the feelings of

the dead and bring the greatest prosperity to the home they had left

behind them.

It would seem that according to the laws of geomancy, a low position where

the soil is damp, and where the rains would be allowed to settle, is one

of the very worst that could possibly be selected for the burial of the

dead. It would mean that in the South, at least, before very long, white

ants, captivated and allured by the scent of wood, would come in their

myriads and attack the coffin. As they can do no work without moisture,

the damp and sodden soil would supply them with an abundance of that, and

the working members of the great army would continue their labours with a

perseverance and an industry that would soon riddle the abode of the dead

so that only the merest and flimsiest shell of the coffin would survive

after the attacks made on it.

This it is believed the dead resent with a fierce and bitter feeling that

seems to set them in the wildest hostility to the friends who are

responsible for this state of things, and in the Land of Shadows they plan

how they shall be revenged upon those who have shown so little feeling for

them, as to bury them in such a position.

The professors of "Fung-Shuy" are careful to prohibit all permanently damp

localities, or where the drainage is so imperfect that during the rainy

season, when for weeks the annual rains pour down in more or less

continuous torrents from the heavens, the grave must be thoroughly sodden

with the wet. They know that then, unless the grave is dug in a situation

where the water will easily drain off, the most disastrous results will

happen to the coffin, such as would bring lasting mischief both to the

living and the dead.

There are several things that according to geomantic laws are essential to

the making up of a good grave or Fung-Shuy. The first of these is, it must

be dry. Next, it must have a wide and if possible a charming outlook, for

there is nothing that the dead dislike so much as to be confined in their

view by high walls, or by mounds, or elevations that would limit them in

looking at the landscape that stretches out before them in the distance.

Any proximity of large trees is considered to be specially obnoxious to

the occupants of graves. It seems that the waving of the branches during a

storm, and the sighing of the winds through them, produce such doleful

sensations that the spirits are apt to get irritated, and by and by to

vent their wrath by hurling calamities on the living.

The gentlemen that get their living by catering for the dead have all

these things to keep in mind when they are in search of a place where the

dead are finally to be laid. Proceeding to the hills with their large

compass in hand, which is inscribed with cabalistic characters and lines

and divisions that mark off the cardinal points with a precision that

would be needed to guide an ironclad across the ocean, they cast their

eyes across the landscape, and with the look of experts they take in at a

glance the general features that combine to make any particular spot a

Fung-Shuy, where the dead will have all the consolations that external

circumstances can afford them. It would seem, indeed, as though these

demanded very much what the living would like to have if they had the

choice. A wide and extensive scenery with mountains in the distance, and

hills standing as sentinels to the right and the left; also grassy mounds

sloping down towards a stream that fills the air with its music as it

travels on in graceful curves and loses itself amongst the ravines in the

distance. These are the ideal elements that go to form a Fung-Shuy where a

king might be laid with the certainty of finding complete rest.

Whether it is their training that has developed the artistic element in

these geomancers or not it is impossible to declare definitely. There is

one thing, however, that one may be quite sure of, and that is, they have

the keenest instinct in at once pitching upon the most romantic and the

most exquisite spots in a landscape as the places where they declare the

dead may alone with safety be buried. As a result of this, one continually

is struck with the way in which the graves have been constructed on points

of a hill or a mountain, where the widest outlook may be observed from

them. They may be looking over a wide expanse of fertile plains, or

peering along some mighty ravines, or catching a vision of a

far-stretching sea, but in each case they are there not by any accident,

but in obedience to the decision of the geomancers, who selected them with

a special view to the beauties of the location where the dead were to be

buried.

There is one point on which all geomancers are agreed, and that is that

wherever any natural object has the shape or appearance, say, of a man or

of some of the more intelligent or powerful of the brute creation, you

have there a collection of the strongest forces of nature which will all

work for the welfare of everything that lies within their influence. Such

objects as these make the finest Fung-Shuy, for there is nothing in the

whole range of natural scenery that can in any way be compared to them.

On one occasion there was a civil war being carried on between two

powerful clans. Scores on each side armed with guns and pitchforks, and

any deadly weapon that could be got hold of, made fierce forays against

each other, and inflamed with passion risked their lives in their mad

desire to kill their enemies. In one of the houses that lay on the

borderland of the fight a man had recently died, and fearful lest the

attacking party should set fire to the building and so burn the coffin

with the corpse inside, a number of the relatives made a rush with it from

the house, and in a cleft of the rock that went by the name of the

"Crow's Beak," they placed the coffin in the narrow opening. It was so

called because in the distance it exactly resembled the mouth of a crow as

it looks when it is perched motionless on a branch. Hastily thrusting it

into the very mouth of the bird, they flew down the narrow path that led

to the village, and taking up their arms they again joined in the battle

that was going on.

After hostilities had ceased and peace was proclaimed between the two

parties, a geomancer was called to find a lucky spot in which they might

bury the man who for the time being had been thrust with so little

ceremony into the "Crow's Beak." He belonged to a well-to-do family, and

they could afford to engage the services of such a man. On their way to a

specified locality where a suitable place was likely to be obtained they

passed along the foot of the hill which contained the "Crow's Beak."

Casting his eyes up towards it, this gentleman caught sight of the coffin,

and in the greatest excitement exclaimed, "There is no need of our

proceeding any further, for you have already laid the dead in the finest

Fung-Shuy that could be obtained in all this district. The coffin is in

the very place of power, and if you value the comfort of your deceased

relative and the honour and prosperity of your family you will not remove

it from the place it now occupies."

This advice was attended to with the greatest possible care, and the

strange spectacle was seen of a coffin perched up in this rift in the rock

instead of being laid away in mother earth, where it would have been

sheltered from the storms of wind and rain that now and again battered

around it. Very singular to say, from the very day that the dead man was

placed in the "Crow's Beak," prosperity seemed to come to the house he had

left, and for many years wealth and honours flowed in without cessation

upon his friends and relatives. As the sons grew up they became

distinguished scholars and took high positions in the service of the

Government. That in itself was enough to ensure that the family should be

enriched, for the posts they held were so lucrative that fortunes must

come to those in possession of them. The family finally became of such

importance, and held so much landed property in the neighbourhood, that

its influence became supreme in the whole of that region. All this was

ascribed to the coffin in the "Crow's Beak," and the members of the clan

guarded that with the most scrupulous care, lest any outsider should

interfere with it or surreptitiously displace it by the body of a person

belonging to another clan, when the good fortune would pass away from the

family and flow into that of another.

Whilst the geomantic art is a recognized one and is believed in by the

whole of the nation, the professors of it are not held in the highest

esteem by the community at large. There is so much room for lying and

deception in their statements about the plots of land that they may

recommend that it is felt by the public generally that their honour and

their veracity are not of the highest character, and that when an

opportunity is presented them of making money, they will seize upon it

without any regard to the fact that they may be violating the principle of

truth and equity.

The next person that I shall attempt to describe is the "quack" or

strolling doctor.

If ever there was a people in the world that believed in doctors it is the

Chinese, in fact they seem in themselves to be a nation where every one

has more or less a knowledge of medicine. Learned and unlearned alike

profess to be able to understand almost every disease that the Chinese

race are subject to, and to have nostrums of their own that will cure

those that are afflicted. It is this fatal facility for diagnosing disease

and for suggesting remedies that crowds the medical profession with so

many incompetent practitioners in this land.

The State takes no cognizance of the men who profess to keep society in

good health, and then it is so easy to put on a long gown, look profound,

and ape the airs of a literary man, and be transformed in the twinkling of

an eye into a regular doctor, who is prepared to treat any disease under

the sun, with the confidence of a President of the College of Surgeons in

England. No study is required to be a doctor. There are certain traditions

floating amongst society as to how a number of diseases should be treated.

These are stored up in the mind. Then there are well-recognized books that

have been written in former days by famous physicians with prescriptions

for an unlimited number of diseases, and there are also secrets how to

treat special ailments that have been transmitted through several

generations in some particular family, and are never allowed to leak out

to the general public.

All these are sources to which the man who aspires to be a doctor can

apply, and by a careful study of which he may get such a knowledge of the

Chinese herbarium that he will be able to deal with simple and elementary

cases with some degree of success. He must also have unbounded cheek, a

fluent tongue, and a natural eloquence that will win its way to men's

hearts and fill them with a confidence in his skill that they will never

think of questioning his ability to deal with their particular ailments,

no matter how difficult or complicated they may be. Of these three

elements nearly every Chinaman has an abundant supply, so as a doctor he

starts business with a stock-in-trade that are most valuable assets in

dealing with the troubles of his countrymen.

But my business now is not with the regular practitioner, but with that

medical species that is popularly known as the strolling doctor. And now

let me give a description of a typical specimen of this Bohemian

representative of the medical faculty in this land. In nine cases out of

ten he is a degenerated member of the literary class. He is a man of good

ability and well versed in the classical writings of China. He has always

been wanting, however, in character, and consequently managers of schools

became chary of engaging him as a teacher in any of them. His roving and

unsteady habits really disqualified him for the long hours demanded of him

in Chinese school life. He would teach a few days and gain the approbation

of the parents by the scholarly way in which he would read and explain the

profound statements of Confucius and Mencius, and then, to the great

delight of the lads, he would wander away, impelled by the vagrant

instinct that was in his very blood, and not appear in the school-room

again for perhaps several weeks.

To add to his disqualifications he became an opium smoker. He was not

induced to do this by a purely evil spirit, but rather because life was

dreary and unsatisfactory, and he hoped in the solace and blandishments of

that dangerous drug the monotony of life would be broken by an occasional

glimpse into the realms of Elysium. The parents became still more opposed

to the idea of sending their boys to a school that had him as their

teacher, and so he found himself without employment and without any means

of satisfying the craving that came upon him morning and evening, and

which refused to be banished until the fumes of the opium had filled his

brain with visions and dreams of such bewildering beauty that the pains

and sorrows of earth seemed to have vanished, and he was in a realm where

mortal feet had never trodden and sighing and tears were utterly unknown.

As he had no resources of his own to fall back upon and the doors of every

school-house were shut upon him, the only means of making a livelihood

now was to turn travelling doctor. This was a very simple proceeding, as

it required but very little capital, for his whole stock-in-trade could be

laid in for a few shillings. Besides a scanty supply of herbs, second-hand

teeth, etc., he had to provide himself with a banner on which was

inscribed the diseases he was able to cure, and the wide renown he had

achieved wherever he went for the marvellous cases of recovery from

dangerous sicknesses that had been affected by his patent medicines and by

his skill in treating disease.

And now behold the man as he starts upon his travels, that will take him

wherever the fortune of the day may lead him. His face is a sharp and a

shrewd-looking one. His eyes are bright and piercing, but they are

restless, and speak of a mind that is ill at ease and is continually

discussing the question how the needs of life are to be met. One looking

at him would not say that he was a bad man, but the opium pallor that

rests upon his features would not incline one to put him down as a saint.

In spite of his bad luck and his low fortunes, it is evident that a sense

of humour is strong within him, and that the comical side of life still

appeals to him; for when he smiles it is not an artificial lighting up of

the countenance, but a veritable flash from a heart that still knows how

to laugh in spite of the misfortunes he has brought upon himself.

The travelling doctor does not care much for the cities. There are too

many of the regular practitioners there who are called in regularly by

their patients; still one does occasionally see one of them now and again

passing along the crowded thoroughfares, casting wistful glances at the

open doors and the people that are lounging about them, in the hopes of

picking up a case that may give him the means of providing himself with a

meal and the money to pay his lodging-house bill during the night.

The places where they appear most in their element are in the country

fairs, where great crowds of country bumpkins and farmers and

unsophisticated people gather either for business or for pleasure. Here he

has no rival and no competitor, for the regular doctor would as much

disdain to set up his stand in any such places as a first-class doctor in

London would wheel a barrow to some of the slums or great thoroughfares in

it, and display his medicines to induce the public to patronize him.

Fortunately for the quack, the country abounds in just such gatherings.

The very large villages have one every second or fifth day. The farmers in

the district know this, and they come with their produce and their cattle

to sell to those who are in need of such. Young fellows, too, wishing for

some change from the monotony of country life, come to get some enjoyment,

for all kinds of entertainments are prepared by itinerant caterers for the

amusement of the public, and for a few hours they forget the _ennui_ and

mouldiness of their daily experience, and, having laughed at the funny

things they have seen, they return with lightened hearts to their homes.

Every day in the year, in a large district, there are scores of fairs that

the people in the neighbourhood can attend, and it is to these that the

gamblers, and puppet shows, and Punch and Judys, and conjurors resort, in

the certainty that there will always be a crowd ready to be entertained,

and with none of the highly critical notions that the townspeople are

accustomed to indulge in. The strolling doctor selects a suitable place

where he can best display the various articles that he hopes will attract

those who may be in need of his services. Perhaps it is under the great

boughs of a banyan-tree that cast their leafy shade between the people and

the great red-hot sun, or it may be on the steps of a temple, where the

grim and solemn-looking idol looks out complacently on the crowd that

gathers to listen to the eloquence of the doctor.

Gathered closely around him are his medicines that he is going to

prescribe for his coming patients. These consist of dried roots, and

withered-looking stalks cut from bushes on the hillside, and various kinds

of grasses, that seem fit only to be swept into the gutter as useless

rubbish. There is one little mound that he builds up with deft and careful

fingers, as though he relied much upon its component parts for his success

to-day. It is a gruesome sight, for on looking at it carefully, one finds

it to consist of a considerable number of teeth in a pretty good state of

preservation that have been extracted from patients in days gone by, and

that have still sufficient vitality in them to enable them to do service

in other people's mouths for some years to come.

Slowly the crowd gathers in the front of the doctor, who soon shows how

profound is his knowledge of human nature by the way in which he

captivates the attention of the rustics, who gaze at him with open mouths,

and wonder what great scholar is this that has come with such a flow of

eloquence, and such an amazing knowledge of medicine, to deliver men from

diseases that the local doctors have not been able to cure.

Whilst he is talking, a man rushes up with face flushed and eyes

congested, with both hands holding one side of his face. He is evidently

in the greatest anguish, for, oblivious of what the crowd may think, he

fills the air with his groans and breaks out into agonized cries that show

the extreme pain from which he is suffering. With a piteous look up into

the face of the quack, he slowly opens his mouth, and, pointing to the

interior with mute but eloquent language that every one understands, he

asks if he can do anything for him.

The doctor, with a complacent smile that shows that he perfectly

understands the case and will instantly relieve him, whips up an old rusty

pair of forceps that lies conveniently at hand, and before the man can

realize what he is about to do, he has taken a grip of the offending molar

and is dragging the patient about, howling and screaming because of the

agony he is enduring, and at the same time holding on to the doctor's hand

to try and get him to unloose his hold upon the tooth.

At last, after one tremendous pull, the man staggers back, and the quack,

holding the forceps in the air with the tooth enclosed within its fangs,

excites the admiration of the whole crowd, who with open mouths and wonder

on their faces, express themselves delighted with the skill of the doctor.

This open-air dentistry has an immediate effect in instilling confidence

in those who have witnessed it, for several people at once apply for the

herbs that he has for sale, and a few others consult him upon the various

complaints from which they are suffering.

The fees for these, however, are so small that he begins to feel that his

receipts are so insignificant, that he is apprehensive whether he will

have enough to pay even for his lodgings during the night, without

considering the good round sum he will require for the purchase of the

opium, without which he would have to spend the night sleepless and in the

greatest possible agonies. In order to bring in the cash to meet these

demands he determines upon a ruse. Amongst the crowd is a well-dressed

farmer who is evidently absorbed in admiration at the eloquence of the

doctor, and keeps his eyes fixed upon him as he discourses upon the

virtues of his medicines. That he is well to do is manifest from the whole

look of the man. Fixing his eyes upon him steadily for a few seconds, the

doctor says, "My friend, I hope you will excuse the liberty I am taking

with you, and not be offended at anything I may say to you. My knowledge

of diseases and their symptoms enables me to see that you are on the verge

of a very serious illness, and that unless you take speedy measures to

avert it, your life will be in the greatest danger."

Every eye was now turned upon the countryman, and looks of sympathy begin

to flash over their faces as each one fancies he can detect symptoms of

the threatened disease. The man himself is paralyzed with terror, for the

Chinese are an exceedingly superstitious people, and are easily influenced

by vague fears into a belief of what may be absolutely unreasonable and

absurd. He trembles in every limb, and the perspiration breaks out in

beads on his forehead. The people nudge each other, and point to these

symptoms as evidence of the clearsightedness and ability of the doctor.

The latter, who feels that he is master of the situation, says to the

trembling farmer, "Put out your tongue." The mere sight of the red healthy

organ that is shot out in an agony of fear is quite enough to prove to any

one who has half an eye for such things, that he is in the most robust

health, but there is not one amongst these country bumpkins that knows

anything about tongues as indicators of disease. "You see, my friends,"

says the quack, taking the crowd as it were into his confidence, "how true

it was when I declared that this poor fellow was on the point of having a

very serious illness. Look at his tongue," and here every one gazes at it

intently, as though he sees blue death in that exceedingly healthy organ,

"and just mark how the symptoms of the coming disaster are plainly

outlined upon it. He should see a doctor at once about his case, who, if

he knows his profession only tolerably well, will be able to take such

measures that the disease may be stopped. It will be rather expensive to

have this done, for the particular medicine required in this case is a

very rare one, and consequently a high price will have to be paid for it."

By this time the feelings of the farmer are wound up to the highest

pitch. He already feels himself getting ill, and he can feel the grip of

the disease fastening upon him by slow degrees. He has become so

hysterical that he is ready to believe anything that this scamp says.

"Doctor," he cries out, "I quite believe what you say about my going to be

ill, for I feel the disease you have spoken of has already begun to work

upon me. Have you the medicine you just now spoke of as essential in my

case? If you have, I need not apply to any one else. Why delay? Let me

have it at once, so that I may take it and be relieved from the terrible

feeling that oppresses me now."

The quack's eyes gleam with delight as he realizes that his little

financial scheme has succeeded so well. "I certainly have the medicine,"

he said, "and I can give you a dose at once that will give you instant

relief," and, taking up a folded paper that contained some white powder,

he pours a few grains upon the man's extended tongue, and tells him to

swallow it. Pausing for a short time after it had disappeared with a gulp

down the man's throat, he asks him how he feels. "Very much better," he

replies; "in fact I feel cured, for the distressing sensation that I had

has almost entirely disappeared." A fee is paid by the farmer that makes

the quack's heart leap for joy, whilst the farmer, with elastic steps and

a radiant face, starts off for his home, to tell how he has been saved

just in time from a calamity that might have imperilled his life.

The strolling doctor's profession, which is the last resort of the

dissipated Bohemian literary man, is in some respects a picturesque and

amusing method of getting a living. A book could be well written on this

one subject alone, and if it were composed by one who could enter heartily

into the spirit of the thing, it would be a most entertaining and amusing

one. There is no doubt but that one would get from it a most realistic

picture of the common life of the Chinese such as has never yet been

written. The humorous and the grotesque would abound in it, and tragedy

and comedy would follow each other in rapid succession as the experiences

of these flotsam and jetsam of human society were recorded in it. Men

write ponderous tomes upon China that generally are insufferably dry, and

that give the West an idea that the Chinaman is an absurd, bizarre kind of

individual, and that the main features about him are a pigtail and a pair

of chopsticks. The fact of the matter is, he is brimful of wit and humour,

and is just packed with as much human nature as one would meet with in any

other part of the world. If the Chinese could only jump to the idea of

having a Punch of their own it would be so filled with jokes and

witticisms, though Oriental ones, that not even the famous English weekly

would be able to surpass it for true wit and humour.

The next professional that I shall try to depict is the public

story-teller. This man, as in the case of the strolling doctor, is almost

always a man with a certain amount of talent, and with a literary cast of

mind that has inclined him to study the ancient writings of China, but

more particularly those that deal with fiction and romance. The literature

of China is particularly rich in works of this latter description, and

those who are fond of exciting adventures and hairbreadth escapes, and

dark and mysterious plots, will find a large field in the countless models

that have come down from the past for their satisfaction and

entertainment.

A man sometimes becomes so saturated with the stories he has read that he

feels himself competent to entertain a crowd, whilst he describes in a

graphic and realistic manner the men and women that are depicted in some

famous novel. Few men do this, however, unless they are driven by hard

necessity; for a story-teller, though popular with the masses, is not held

in high respect, but is looked upon as a man who has failed in the more

respectable walks of life, and has taken to this simply because it is the

only way left him by which he can lead a lazy, indolent life, and earn

just enough to supply him with opium and the small amount of daily food

that his opium-drenched system will allow him to take.

The story-teller, or, as he is popularly called by the Chinese, "The

Narrator of Ancient Things," is really the historian of the common people.

Without him, the history of the past, and the story of the great men that

lived in ancient times, and the deeds of heroism, and the revolutions of

dynasties, would all be lost in oblivion. The great mass of the Chinese

are absolutely illiterate, and cannot read the books that contain the

stories of the past. The story-teller comes in to supply the lack of

learning, and he recounts the tales of great battles that were fought in

the dawn of Chinese history, and he tells of the struggles that the Empire

has had with the warlike tribes that lay along the northern frontiers of

China, and in vivid word-painting he describes the heroes and sages that

have played so mighty a part in the building up of the Middle Kingdom. It

is entirely due to him that the past lives in the thought and imagination

of the men of to-day, and that men's blood is fired and their passions

moved at the thought of the great deeds that their fathers in days gone by

were able to accomplish.

These men are accustomed to come out every afternoon when the weather

permits and take their positions in some well-known public resort, and

recount their stories to the groups of people that very soon gather round

to listen to them. Their favourite place is in front of some popular

temple towards which the roads converge, and where incessant streams of

people pass and repass without ever ceasing their flow. Some of these are

always sure to stop awhile and listen to the stirring tales that never

seem to lose their attraction for the Chinaman.

Some of the most popular of these are taken from a standard work, half

fiction and half history, called _The Three Kingdoms_. This book contains

a description of the times when three great rivals, occupying three

different sections of the country, were contending for the mastery with

each other (A.D. 221). It is written in a very delightful style, and is

crammed full of adventures of the most exciting and romantic description

from the first page to the very end.

The hero that shines most conspicuously in this historical novel is

Kung-Ming, the beau ideal general and warrior, and the audience is never

weary of listening to the exciting stories of his adventures, whilst he

was striving to uphold the falling fortunes of his royal master. One of

these is exceedingly popular, as it deserves to be, since it illustrates

the fertility of Kung-Ming's mind in his ingenious devices in carrying on

the war with the two rival leaders with whom he was contending.

On one occasion he had sent on a large army that he had collected to fight

with a rival general who was nearly as able as himself, whilst he followed

behind, hoping to reach it before the enemy came into contact with it. He

was proceeding leisurely along, when he was suddenly disturbed by a rush

of defeated soldiers who were flying in the utmost disorder as though

pursued by a successful foe. He found to his dismay that these were his

own men, who had been routed and dispersed by the opposing army; and so

thoroughly had they been demoralized by their defeat that all the

influence and prestige that he possessed had no power to stay their

flight, or to induce them to gather round his standard and once more

follow him to meet the enemy.

The panic indeed was so universal and the fear of the pursuing enemy so

great, that he was deserted by every one excepting two of the most devoted

of his followers, and with these he retreated to the city of Han-chung

that lay some miles away in the rear. Entering into this, he ordered the

city gates to be thrown wide open, whilst he and his two friends took up

their position on the city wall with guitars in their hands, and there, as

though they were celebrating a great victory, they sang songs and played

the most lively airs on their instruments.

Before long the first ranks of the advancing foe appeared in the distance,

and ere long the whole army, with banners flying and trumpets braying and

with every sign of exultation, rapidly advanced in the direction of the

city with the certainty of capturing it without a blow. As the troops drew

near, what was their astonishment to find that the gates were flung wide

open, whilst Kung-Ming, the redoubtable general, was seen playing the

guitar on the walls of the town in full view of the whole army.

The general immediately ordered a halt of all the troops under his

command, and rode forward with his staff to examine into this remarkable

state of things. The city gates truly were thrown wide open, but not a

soldier could be seen either there or upon the ramparts, neither was there

any sign of defence whatsoever. All that could be seen was Kung-Ming

sitting with a gay and festive air on one of the towers, twanging his

guitar and singing one of the national songs of the time. As the general

gazed in the utmost perplexity the notes of the music vibrated through the

air, and the loud tones of Kung-Ming, heard above the highest strains,

reached the listening soldiers as they stood to their arms.

There was something mysterious about these open gates, and the musical

entertainment that could only have been prepared for the enemy. Kung-Ming

had always been noted for the fertility of his resources, and now he had

evidently thought out a deep-laid scheme to involve his enemies in utter

ruin.

The general was a man of consummate ability, but he recognized that in

military tactics he was no match for the man that was singing so blithely

on the walls above him. Fearful lest his army should be involved in some

terrible disaster by the wily foe with whom he had to contend, he gave

orders to retreat, and every man under his command felt that he was not

safe until some miles had been placed between him and the famous general

who had been entertaining them in so strange and unlooked-for a manner.

Thus by this famous ruse Kung-Ming saved his town for his master, and at

the same time gave him an opportunity of gathering together his forces for

a new campaign with his enemies. The story has come down the ages, and

to-day is perpetuated in the language in the well-known proverb,

"Kung-Ming offered the empty city to his enemy," which is often applied to

clinch an argument about something that is happening in daily life.

Another story is told that is always listened to with wrapt attention, and

it is that of a Prince that ruled in the far-off distant times who was

often in collision with the Barbarians that lived just outside the

frontiers of the Empire. He was a valiant man and greatly beloved by his

feudal barons and earls that owed him military service, and who were bound

to call together their retainers and follow him to the field whenever they

were summoned by him to active service.

After a time he came completely under the fascination of a beautiful

concubine whom he had in his harem. Through her influence he neglected the

duties of the State, and the greatest disorders prevailed throughout it.

The wild and warlike tribes across the border who used to be restrained

by the firm hand of the Prince, now made incessant raids into his

dominions and ravaged the lands of the people, and murdered or carried off

into slavery many of the inhabitants, without any action being taken to

punish the marauders or to protect the people against their inroads.

Several years went by and frequent appeals were made to their ruler to

take up arms and drive back the robbers into the wilds and steppes of

their native land, but the fatal influence of the court beauty had made

him careless whether his people were protected or not. At length the

predatory excursions of the Mongols and the Kins and the Huns, the roving

migratory tribes that found China such a fruitful field for plunder and

robbery, became so incessant and so destructive to his dominions that he

was compelled to organize an expedition to drive them across the border.

Lighting the beacon fires throughout the State, which was the usual signal

for the assembling of the feudal chiefs to repair to the capital with

their various quotas of men and arms, there was soon assembled a

formidable force prepared to follow their Prince wherever he desired to

lead them against the enemies of their country. On the morning of the day

on which the army was to start to punish the robbers who were desolating

the northern districts of his dominions, a select body of the chiefs had

an interview with their ruler, and they declared that not a soldier would

obey the orders to march until he had consented to grant them one request,

and that was that he should order the instant execution of the concubine

who had wrought such injury to the State, and that her head should be

handed over to them, so that they might be sure that she had really been

put to death.

The Prince, who was desperately in love with the unfortunate woman, at

first resolutely refused to do what they asked. As the very existence of

the State, as they believed, depended upon its being granted, they were

firm in their determination not to march against the enemy until the

bloody deed had been carried out. After holding out for several days, and

finding that the leaders were inexorable, the executioner was sent into

the palace, and soon the head of the famous beauty was delivered to the

barons, and the army took its march to avenge the wrongs that the wild and

lawless tribes had so long inflicted upon the country.

The story-teller has an inexhaustible store of adventures, and romances,

and love scenes, and great episodes in history upon which to draw. He has

also the free use of his pictorial powers in drawing the scenes and

pictures with which he would stir the imagination and the enthusiasm of

his audiences. Many of these men are real artists in their profession, and

they can hold their hearers spellbound whilst they give a realistic

picture of some stirring event that happened ages ago, or of some great

catastrophe in which a dynasty disappeared amidst scenes of carnage and

bloodshed, and the new one came in to the sound of music and amidst the

rejoicings of a nation. They are, however, a vulgar, dissipated set of

men, and though they do occasionally get inspired with their subjects and

rise to high flights of eloquence, there is not a single noble feature

about them. It is not love for their art that makes them reproduce the

comedies and tragedies of the past, but an irrepressible longing for the

opium, which has put its leaden hues on their faces, and its fierce and

unholy craving into their hearts.

There is another profession that ought to stand the very highest amongst

all the honourable occupations that give men employment in this land, and

that is the one that might in a rough and general way be called that of

"interpreter of the gods." This individual occupies the position he does

not by any human choice, but by the special selection of the idol for whom

he is to act. A vacancy, say, occurs in a particular temple, and a man

must be appointed who can report to the worshippers the answers that the

god has to give them to the particular petitions they have made to it.

Without such a man the idol is dumb. It has a mouth, but it cannot speak;

it has eyes, but they look out of wooden sockets, and no tears of sympathy

have ever been known to fall from them; and it has a face with human

features, but no story, the most pathetic that was ever told in the

hearing of man, has ever been known to cause it to be suffused with

emotion or to touch the cold and passionless features with a touch of

pity.

The man that aspires to occupy this high position must go through a

certain ordeal before he can be accepted by the temple authorities as the

one whom the idol is willing to employ to be the medium by which it shall

communicate its purposes to the people. A certain weird ceremony is

performed in front of the god during some dark night, when only a candle

or two show the idol surrounded by the mystery of darkness. Incantations

are slowly chanted, and invocations made to the wooden image to inspire

the man that stands motionless in front of it. The tap of a drum now and

again sounds as a kind of bass note to the higher notes of the reciter of

the vague and mystic language that is supposed to move the idol to a

manifestation of its will.

After an hour or so of this monotonous dirge and occasional tapping of the

drum, which is evidently meant to quicken the decision of the god, the man

who has been as silent and as motionless as a statue begins to slightly

sway from side to side. The taps on the drum now become more rapid and

more vigorous, and ere long the wretched man becomes convulsed and falls

on the ground as though he were in a fit.

The scene is ended, and the god, it is believed, has entered and taken

possession of the man, and now whenever he speaks officially he does so as

its inspired oracle, and his utterances are accepted as though they had

been spoken by the idol itself.

One would naturally imagine that candidates for this exalted position

would come from among men of culture and refinement, and that the highest

in the land would eagerly desire a position where they would be so

thoroughly in communication with the supernatural and be recognized by

their countrymen as worthy of the highest places in the religion of the

masses. But this is not the case. No scholar would ever dream of demeaning

himself and of rendering himself contemptible in the eyes of the literary

classes by consenting to become an interpreter of the gods. No respectable

citizen would agree either for himself or for any member of his family to

degrade himself by accepting such a position.

The men that actually are employed are opium-smokers who have lost their

property in their indulgence of the popular vice, and as a last resort

have come to the point of bearing the stigma and the disgrace connected

with the office in order to get the gains that come to them when they are

doing duty in the temple. If by some accident they should not have

acquired the habit of opium-smoking, then it may be taken for granted that

they are persons of no moral standing in the community--gamblers, loafers,

or hangers-on to the outskirts of society, and such like.

Such are the men that assume the sacred office of being so inspired by the

gods that they shall be qualified to carry messages from the invisible

world to those who are in sorrow and distress, and who can find comfort

only in the thought that the unseen powers are working on their behalf.

That their new position does not affect in the slightest degree their

moral character is seen by the lives they lead after they have undergone

the process of being specially inspired by the idols to qualify for the

delicate office of interpreting their very thoughts to their worshippers.

They are lazy and idle and profligate. Their leisure time, which is

extensive, is spent in gambling and in occupations entirely unsuited to

their sacred character. They have been known to make excursions during the

darkness of the night when honest men are in their beds and dig up

people's potatoes, or, if no obstacles occur, to despoil a farmer's

henroost of all the birds in it. There certainly is a Nemesis that attends

the irregular lives of these regular clergy of the idols, for they have

not only an evil reputation, but according to popular report death invades

their families until one after another is taken away and the home becomes

extinct. That this happens often enough to warrant the tradition is quite

evident to those who have studied the question. It is also a remarkable

fact, that whilst these men who are the ministers of the idols are looked

down upon with contempt, the gods who select and employ them are never

censured by the public or considered to be involved in the evils of their

servants.

It is a strange system that allows men of a low and depraved character to

be the chief actors in the spiritual movements of a nation, but it is on a

par with the fact that in the worship of the idols, goodness or

reformation in heart or life is never required from a single worshipper.

The bad man brings his offering without any promise that there will be a

change in his life, and it is apparently accepted just as freely as that

of another whose reputation stands high amongst all classes of the

community. This latter fact is a sufficient explanation of how it is

possible for such men as now act as interpreters of the gods to be

tolerated in the service of the temples at all.

[Illustration: A TYPICAL VILLAGE.]

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