ELECTOR.—CAMBACERES.—LEBRUN, &C.

After walking some time in the garden, the Emperor got into his calash.

The weather was delightful: we made two turns at full gallop. I was

alone with him. He spoke much of my son, and his future prospects, with

a degree of interest and kindness which went to my heart. He said that,

considering his age, the circumstance of being sent to St. Helena was of

inestimable value to his future life; that it must be like a hot-house

for bringing forward his character.

After dinner, the Emperor resumed the subject of the 18th Brumaire, and

related it to us with an infinite number of minor details. As he has

long since dictated it to General Gourgaud, I shall refer to his

publication for the mass of the particulars of that event. I shall only

give here some little anecdotes or accessories which possibly may not be

found there.

Napoleon’s situation on his return from Egypt was unprecedented. He had

found himself immediately applied to by all parties, and had been

entrusted with all their secrets. There were three which were

particularly distinct; the _Manege_, of which General J. was one of the

leaders; the _Moderates_, directed by Sieyes; and the _Rotten_ party,

with Barras at their head.

The determination which Napoleon formed to ally himself with the

Moderates, exposed him, he said, to great danger. With the Jacobins he

would have risked nothing; they offered to name him Dictator. “But,

after conquering with them,” observed the Emperor, “it would have been

necessary, almost immediately, to conquer against them. A club cannot

endure a permanent chief; it wants one for every successive passion. Now

to make use of a party one day, in order to attack it the next, under

whatever pretext it is done, is still a piece of treachery; it was

inconsistent with my principles.”

“My dear Sir,” said the Emperor to me, at another moment, after having

again run over the events of the 18th of Brumaire, "that is a far

different thing, you will allow, from the conspiracy of St. Real, in

which there is much more plotting, and much less result; ours was struck

at a single blow. It is certain that there never was a great revolution

which caused less inconvenience; it was so generally desired; it was

accordingly crowned with universal applause.

"For my own part, all my share in the plot, for effecting this change,

was confined to the assembling the whole crowd of my visitors at the

same hour in the morning, and marching at their head to seize on power.

It was from the threshold of my door, from the top of my own steps, and

without my friends having any previous knowledge of my intentions, that

I led them to this conquest; it was amidst the brilliant escort they

formed, their lively joy, and unanimous ardour, that I presented myself

at the bar of the ancients, to thank them for the Dictatorship with

which they invested me.

“Metaphysicians have disputed, and will long dispute, whether we did not

violate the laws, and whether we were not criminal; but these are mere

abstractions, at best fit for books and tribunes, and which ought to

disappear before imperative necessity: one might as well blame a sailor

for waste and destruction, when he cuts away his masts to avoid being

upset. The fact is that, had it not been for us the country must have

been lost: and we saved it. The authors and chief agents of that

memorable state transaction may and ought, instead of attempting denials

or justifications, to answer their accusers proudly, like the Roman, _We

protest that we have saved our country; come with us and return thanks

to the gods_.”

On the completion of the Revolution of the 18th Brumaire, three

provisional consuls were appointed; Napoleon, Sieyes, and Ducos. A

president was to be chosen, the moment was critical, and rendered the

General highly necessary; he accordingly seized the arm-chair, and his

two acolytes did not venture to dispute it with him. Besides, Ducos

declared himself that moment, once for all. The General alone could save

them, he said: and thenceforth he was of his opinion in every thing.

Sieyes was greatly mortified, but he was obliged to do the same.

Sieyes was a man of a very selfish disposition. On the first meeting of

the three Consuls in Council, and as soon as they were alone, Sieyes

went in a mysterious manner to the doors of the apartment, to see

whether any person was within hearing; then, returning to Napoleon, he

said to him with complacency, and in an under-tone, shewing him, at the

same time, a sort of cabinet. “Do you see that pretty piece of

furniture? You do not, perhaps, suspect how valuable it is?” Napoleon

thought he was directing his attention to some appendage of the crown,

which had, perhaps, been used by Louis XVI. “That is not the matter;"

said Sieyes, seeing his mistake, “I am going to let you into the secret;

it contains 800,000 francs!” and his eyes opened wide. “In our

Directorial magistracy, we reflected that a Director going out of office

might very possibly go back to his family without a denier; a very

unbecoming thing: we therefore invented this little chest from which we

drew a sum for every Director going out of office. There are now no more

Directors; we are therefore the possessors of the remainder. What shall

we do with it?” Napoleon, who had paid great attention, and began, at

length, to understand, said: “If it comes to my knowledge, the sum shall

go to the public treasury; but if I should not hear of it (and I know

nothing of it yet), you and Ducos, being two old Directors, can divide

it between you: only make haste, for to-morrow it may perhaps, be too

late. The colleagues did not wait to be told twice,” observed the

Emperor. "Sieyes hastily undertook the operation, and divided the spoil

like the lion in the fable. He made several lots; he took one as the

eldest Director; another, because he was to have continued in office

longer than his colleague; a third, because he had suggested the idea of

this happy change, &c. In short he adjudged 600,000 francs to himself,

and only sent 200,000 to poor Ducos, who, when his first emotions had

subsided, insisted on revising this calculation, and seemed bent on

quarrelling with Sieyes. Both of them reverted to the subject every

moment, wishing their third colleague to arbitrate between them; but the

latter always replied—Settle it between yourselves. Above all, be quiet,

for if the matter should come to my ears, you would have to give up the

whole.

“When we were about to fix on a constitution,” said the Emperor, “Sieyes

treated us with another very entertaining scene. Circumstances and

public opinion had made him a sort of oracle in these matters; he

accordingly unfolded his various propositions in the committees of the

two councils, with great mystery, importance and method; they were all

adopted, good, bad, and indifferent. Finally, he crowned the work by

displaying the upshot which had been expected with lively and anxious

impatience: he proposed a Grand Elector, who was to reside at

Versailles, to enjoy six millions per annum, to represent the national

dignity, and to have no other duty than the nomination of two Consuls,

one for peace and the other for war; entirely independent in their

functions. Moreover, if this Elector should make a bad choice, the

Senate was to _absorb_ him himself. This was the technical expression,

meaning, to remove him, by replacing him, as a punishment, in the crowd

of private citizens.”

Napoleon, for want of experience in assemblies, and also through a

degree of circumspection which the circumstances of the moment required,

had taken little or no share in what had preceded; but now, at this

decisive point, he began, he said, to laugh in Sieyes’s face, and to cut

up all his metaphysical nonsense without mercy. Sieyes did not like to

defend himself, said the Emperor, nor did he know how to do it. He made

the attempt, however, saying that, after all, a king was nothing more.

Napoleon replied, “But you take the abuse for the principle, the shadow

for the body. And how can you imagine, M. Sieyes, that a man of any

talent or the least honour, will make up his mind to act the part of a

pig fattening on a few millions?” After this sally, which, said the

Emperor, made those who were present laugh immoderately, Sieyes remained

overwhelmed; it was no longer in his power to resume the subject of his

Grand Elector; and a First Consul was determined on, who was to have the

supreme decision and the nomination of all offices: with two accessory

Consuls, who were to have deliberate voices only. It was in fact, from

that moment, a unity of power. The First Consul was precisely the

President of America, veiled under the forms which the irritable spirit

of the times still rendered necessary. The Emperor accordingly said that

his reign began in reality from that day.

The Emperor in some measure regretted that Sieyes had not been nominated

one of the consuls. Sieyes, who at first refused the appointment,

afterwards regretted it himself, but not until it was too late. “He had

fallen into a mistake respecting the nature of these Consuls,” said

Napoleon; “he was fearful of mortification, and of having the First

Consul to contend with at every step; which would have been the case, if

all the Consuls had been equal; we should then have all been enemies:

but, the constitution having made them subordinate, there was no room

for the struggles of obstinacy, no cause of enmity, but a thousand

reasons for a genuine unanimity. Sieyes discovered this, but too late.”

The Emperor said he might have been very useful in council—better,

perhaps, than the others, because he had occasionally novel and most

luminous ideas; but that, in other respects, he was wholly unfit to

govern. “After all,” said the Emperor, “in order to govern it is

necessary to be a military man; one can only rule in boots and spurs.

Sieyes, without being fearful, was always in fear; his police spies

disturbed his rest.”

At the Luxembourg, during the provisional consulate, he often awakened

his colleague Napoleon, and harassed him about the new plots which he

heard of every moment from his private police. “But have they corrupted

our guard?” Napoleon used to say. “No.” “Then go to bed.—In war, as in

love, my dear Sir, we must come to close quarters to conclude matters.

It will be time enough to be alarmed when our 600 men are attacked.”

The Emperor said that, for the permanent government, he had chosen, in

Cambacérès and Lebrun, two distinguished characters; both prudent,

moderate, and able, but of completely opposite principles—the one the

advocate of abuses, prejudices, old institutions, the revival of honours

and distinctions, &c.—the other cold, austere, insensible, contending

against all these ideas, yielding to them without illusion, and

naturally falling into ideology.

In resuming, he observed that Sieyes might perhaps have contributed to

give a different colour, another characteristic, to the imperial

administration; but it was observed to him that this variation could not

have been otherwise than injurious, for Napoleon’s choice had been much

approved of at the time. The men he had selected, it was said, were not

liable to be objected to by Europe. They had greatly contributed to

conciliate public opinion in France, which ran wholly against Sieyes.

His name and the recollections attending it would, in the eyes of many

people, have disgraced the acts in which he might have taken part; and

there was an anecdote eagerly repeated at the time, which shews all the

ill-will that was borne towards him. It was said that, whilst he was

talking with the Emperor, at the Tuileries, about Louis XIV. he had

suffered the word _tyrant_ to escape him. "M. l’Abbé," the Emperor was

said to have replied, “if Louis XVI. had been a tyrant, you would now be

saying mass, and I should not be here.” The Emperor smiled at this

anecdote, without confirming or denying it. It will hereafter appear

that it was false.

FRESH AGGRAVATIONS FROM THE GOVERNOR.—HIS

ABSURDITIES.

Saturday 6th to Monday 8th.—I have not mentioned the Governor for some

time. We endeavour to keep him as much as possible out of our thoughts;

we now scarcely ever adverted to him. His ill-manners, and the vexations

we endure from him oblige me to notice him to-day: they seem to have

increased. He has just withheld from us some letters from Europe,

although they came open, and in the most ostensible manner—merely

because they had not passed through the hands of the Secretary of State;

without considering that a want of formality can easily be rectified in

England, but that it is irremediable at a distance of two thousand

leagues. If, however, in thus rigorously and literally fulfilling his

instructions, he had only had the humanity to let us know that he has

received these letters, and from whom they come, he might set our minds

at ease with regard to those respecting whose health, or whose attention

to ourselves, we suffer so much anxiety: but he has the barbarity to

make a mystery of the affair. It is not many days since, the Countess

Bertrand having written to town, he had the note seized, and sent it

back to her as having been written without his permission. He

accompanied this insult with an official letter, by which he prohibited

us, for the future, from all written or even verbal communication with

the inhabitants, without submitting it to his approbation; and what is

particularly absurd and incredible is, that he imposed this restriction

on our intercourse with people whom he nevertheless permits us to visit

at our own pleasure. He accompanied the publication of the act relating

to us with commentaries which spread terror amongst the inhabitants; he

complains of the excessive expense of the Emperor’s table, and insists

on great reductions.—It had not been understood that General Bonaparte

would have so many people about him. Ministers, he told us ingenuously,

had never doubted that the permission they had sent us to go away would

have induced us to quit the Emperor. All this shuffling produced an

exchange of pretty sharp notes. To one of the Governor’s communications,

in which he said, that if the restrictions imposed on us seemed too

hard, we might relieve ourselves from them by going away, the Emperor

himself dictated the following addition to the answer we had already

written:—"That, having been honoured by him during his prosperity, we

considered it our chief pleasure to serve him, now that he could do

nothing for us; and if there were persons to whom this conduct was

incomprehensible, so much the worse for them."

NEW VEXATIONS.—THE EMPEROR SELDOM STIRS OUT.—TRISTAN.—LA FONTAINE’S

FABLES.—THE BELLY RULES THE WORLD.—DIFFICULTY OF JUDGING OF MEN.

Tuesday 9th to Thursday 11th.—The Governor continues to annoy us, and is

incessantly aggravating the misery of our situation. He seems resolved

to place us in close confinement. He has published a proclamation in the

town, ordering that all letters and notes addressed by us to the

inhabitants, on any occasion whatever, shall be sent to him within

twenty-four hours. He has also forbidden them to visit the Grand Marshal

and his wife, who live at the entrance of our enclosure. In the

beginning of this blockade of Madame Bertrand, it was so rigorously

enforced that some medicines sent hence by the doctor for one of the

Grand Marshal’s people, who was dying, could not be delivered; and it

was only as an accommodation that the officer at last took upon him to

let them pass over the wall.

The Governor, having read in a letter, sent by one of us to Europe, that

the writer wanted several articles of clothing, linen, &c., came and

told him that he might have most of those articles out of the stores

sent by Government for Napoleon: and the individual replying that he

preferred purchasing them, being unwilling to incur any obligation, the

Governor drily answered that he might pay for them if he had a fancy to

do so. To which the other replied, “Excuse me, Sir, I like to choose my

shops myself.” In consequence of this, the Governor afterwards sent him

word, by the Doctor, that he should complain of him, for having

_contemptuously_ refused the gifts of Government. The other instantly

replied that he should be much obliged to him; being much happier to

give him an opportunity of transmitting refusals than requests, to the

ministers he served.

All these petty tricks, the length and interest of our readings, and the

continuance of the bad weather, which is dreadful, confine the Emperor

more closely than ever to the house, and overwhelm him with melancholy:

he now never stirs abroad. His amusement is now limited to going

occasionally, about five o’clock, to visit Madame de Montholon, who has

not yet gone abroad since her lying-in. We all meet there, and the

Emperor converses for half an hour, or three-quarters, before he returns

to his own apartment.

To-day he met little Tristan, the eldest son of M. de Montholon, who is

only seven or eight years old, and runs about all day. The Emperor

placed him between his knees, and tried to make him recite some fables,

of which the poor child did not understand two words out of ten. The

Emperor laughed heartily, blaming the practice of putting La Fontaine

into the hands of children who cannot understand him; and began to

explain these fables to Tristan; endeavouring to render their meaning

more palpable to him; nor could any thing be more curious than the

simplicity, justice, and logic of his illustrations.

Whilst he was explaining the fable of the Wolf and the Lamb, it was

extremely laughable to hear the poor child say _Sire_, and _your

Majesty_, and in speaking of the wolf, and to the Emperor, confuse all

his expressions; whilst his ideas were probably in still greater

confusion.

The Emperor thought this fable had far too much irony in it to be within

the comprehension of children. It was likewise defective, he observed,

in its principle and its moral; and this was the first time that he had

been struck with these defects. It was false that the argument of the

stronger was always the best; and if it sometimes happened so, in fact,

that, he said, was the very evil, the abuse, which was to be condemned.

The wolf, ought, therefore, to have been strangled in devouring the

lamb.

Tristan is very idle. He confessed to the Emperor that he did not work

every day. “Do you not eat every day?” said the Emperor to him, “Yes,

Sire.” “Well, then, you ought to work every day; no one should eat who

does not work.” “Oh! if that be the case, I will work every day,” said

the child, quickly. “Such is the influence of the belly,” said the

Emperor, patting that of little Tristan. "It is hunger that makes the

world move. Come, my little man, if you are a good boy, we’ll make a

page of you." "But I won’t be one," said Tristan, pouting and looking

sulky.

Our afternoons were occupied in reading something selected in hopes of

enabling us to kill time for an hour or two. At this period we were

reading a voyage to Spitzbergen; the shipwreck of the Dutch at Nova

Zembla; the _Causes celébres_, the trial of Calas; those of Martinguerre

and the Marchioness of Brinvilliers. The author observed, in some part

of the work, that the face often gave a false idea of the character. The

Emperor paused, laid down the book, and said, with a look and tone that

denoted conviction: “It is most true, and it is also true that no study

will enable us to avoid this deception. How many proofs of this kind

have I had! For instance, I had a person about me; his countenance

undoubtedly.... But after all he had a mischievous eye; I ought to have

guessed something from that.” He then went into some particulars of the

character of the person in question. They had known each other from

infancy, he said; he had long placed his entire confidence in this

individual, who had talent and resources; the Emperor even thought that

he had been attached and faithful—"But he was much too covetous," said

he, “he was too fond of money. When I was dictating to him, and he

sometimes had to write _millions_, it was never without a peculiar

change of countenance, a smacking of his lips, and restlessness on his

chair, which several times induced me to ask what ailed him.”

The Emperor said this vice was too glaring to allow of his retaining

this person about him; but that, considering his other qualities, he

ought, perhaps, to have contented himself with removing him into a

different situation.

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