I.

SOCIOLOGISTS have been debating the theory that the impulse to commit

crime is a disease, and the ayes appear to have it--not the impulse but

the decision. It is gratifying and profitable to have the point settled:

we now know "where we are at," and can take our course accordingly.

It has for a number of years been known to all but a few back-number

physicians--survivals from an exhausted _régime_--that all disease is

caused by bacilli, which worm themselves into the organs that secrete

health and enjoin them from the performance of that rite. The

medical conservatives mentioned attempt to whittle away the value and

significances of this theory by affirming its inadequacy to account

for such disorders as broken heads, sunstroke, superfluous toes,

home-sickness, burns and strangulation on the gallows; but against the

testimony of so eminent bacteriologists as Drs. Koch and Pasteur their

carping is as that of the idle angler. The bacillus is not to be denied;

he has brought his blankets and is here to stay until evicted, and

eviction can not be wrought by talking. Doubtless we may confidently

expect his eventual suppression by a fresher and more ingenious

disturber of the physiological peace, but the bacillus is now chief

among ten thousand evils and it is futile to attempt to read him out of

the party.

It follows that in order to deal intelligently with the criminal impulse

in our afflicted fellow-citizens we must discover the bacillus of crime.

To that end I think that the bodies of hanged assassins and such persons

of low degree as have been gathered to their fathers by the cares of

public office or consumed by the rust of inactivity in prison should be

handed over to the microscopists for examination. The bore, too, offers

a fine field for research, and might justly enough be examined alive.

Whether there is one general--or as the ancient and honorable orders

prefer to say, "grand"--bacillus, producing a general (or grand)

criminal impulse covering a multitude of sins, or an infinite number of

well defined and several bacilli, each inciting to a particular crime,

is a question to the determination of which the most distinguished

microscopist might be proud to devote the powers of his eye. If the

latter is the case it will somewhat complicate the treatment, for

clearly the patient afflicted with chronic robbery will require

medicines different from those that might be efficacious in a gentleman

suffering from constitutional theft or the desire to represent his

District in the Assembly. But it is permitted to us to hope that all

crimes, like all arts, are essentially one; that murder, arson and

conservatism are but different symptoms of the same physical disorder,

back of which is a microbe vincible to a single medicament, albeit the

same awaits discovery.

In the fascinating theory of the unity of crime we may not unreasonably

hope to find another evidence of the brotherhood of man, another

spiritual bond tending to draw the various classes of society more

closely together.

From time to time it is said that a "wave" of some kind of crime

is sweeping the country. It is all nonsense about "waves" of crime.

Occasionally occurs some crime notable for its unusual features, or for

the renown of those concerned. It arrests public attention, which for a

time is directed to that particular kind of crane, and the newspapers,

with business-like instinct, give, for a season, unusual prominence to

the record of similar offenses. Then, self-deceived, they talk about a

"wave," or "epidemic" of it. So far is this from the truth that one of

the most noticeable characteristics of crime is the steady and unbroken

monotony of its occurrence in certain forms. There is nothing so dull

and unvarying as this tedious uniformity of repetition. The march of

crime is never retarded, never accelerated. The criminals appear to be

thoroughly well satisfied with their annual average, as shown by the

periodical reports of their secretary, the statistician.

A marked illustration occurs to me. Many years ago in London a

well-known and respectable gentleman was brutally garroted. It was during

the "silly season"--between sessions of Parliament, when the newspapers

are likely to be dull. They at once began to report cases of garroting.

There appeared to be an "epidemic of garroting." The public mind was

terribly excited, and when Parliament met it hastened to pass the

infamous "flogging act"--a distinct reversion to the senseless and

discredited methods of physical torture, so alluring to the half

instructed mind of the average journalist of today. Yet the statistics

published by the Home Secretary under whose administration the act was

passed show that neither at the time of the alarm was there any

material increase of garroting, nor in the period of public tranquillity

succeeding was there any appreciable diminution.

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